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Me projecting my period cramps onto Mr Peterson
#im suffering and in severe pain#please send help immediately#hello neighbor wtrb#hello neighbor welcome to raven brooks#hello neighbor books#hello neighbor game#hello neighbor#theodore peterson
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U.S presidential election is enough to make a man (me) smoke a cigarette (die)
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now why the FUCK did i sign up for this class… i literally have to lead a class of thirty kids as a part of a final grade AND have to memorize over 40 steps 🙁.
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Baby Reindeer traumatising asf
#I just finished episode four#I do not know how to recover from that#please send help immediately#help#TV stuff#baby reindeer
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i’d fold so fast if he looked at me like that 🙈
#armando aretas#bad boys for life#bad boys ride or die#jacob scipio#actor#celebrities#armando armas#bad boys 4#bad boys#i need him immediately#sedate me#send help#just one lick please#barking#meowing#folding like a lawn chair
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SAVE. ME.
If he looked at me like that...it would be over.
#adar#sam hazeldine#rings of power#the rings of power#trop#adar rings of power#uruk#lotr#please send help#that stare#a little bit predatory#but i love it#oh the things id let him do#for real just this glance=immediate pregnancy#im so normal about him
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my game keeps crashing currently and I had to give up for the evening, but to cope with that stress I put slutty little glasses on images of Gale and I am not normal after doing so
dork wizard vs dilf wizard
have mercy, for I am weak
o Captain, my Captain - give me Dead Poets Society Gale
#he's going to give an in-depth lecture on verb form affects to poetic devices as it relates to media literacy while telling bad dad jokes#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#baldurs gate 3#help#send help#please help#I'm utterly smitten#give this dork glasses IMMEDIATELY#give me Dead Poets Society Gale#I'm begging#o captain my captain
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i've been promising it for ages, so here are finally some notes on the two iterations of black arms/doom i write for. in this house we ignore the "black doom is an evil space tyrant for the sake of being an evil space tyrant" thing and have fun exploring his motives from different angles
(it's because i had no idea that was even a thing until like a week ago. i've always thought the motivator was Just Food, and i like that significantly more.)
i like to think of eclipse's paternal qualities as something telling to black doom/the species as a whole, at least outside of canon instances. so that's an intentional trend across both.
it's also intentionally implied the alt arms are more or less what aruna's hive could/would have turned out like if he were less traditionally stubborn and foolhardy.
as for their plans and how things ended up:
alt doom started out as generally interested in how humanity might progress. once in contact with gerald, his plan was to trade his DNA for the chaos emeralds as a source of energy for the black comet, as its at-the-time power would have been mostly depleted by the time it circled back around in 50 years. this agreement was doomed to fail; both he and gerald almost immediately realized how badly it could backfire, got paranoid, and mutually planned to destroy each other. the fact humans are good sustenance for the black arms was just a convenient bonus at that point.
given shadow didn't make it past SA2 on this timeline, it left sonic to defeat the black arms. and in sonic fashion, this meant putting them in their place and sending them packing without properly destroying them.
alt doom is not so much one to accept he's been beaten, and more one to re-approach something from a different angle once he realizes his methods were flawed. this leads to him picking up and just going Somewhere Else. he's a scientist too, on some level. he can figure it out. and he does. rather than being all traditional and stubborn, he learns to work with other species, which in turn leads to securing better/more diverse materials, more ethical/convenient food sources, etc. the arms' population booms and advances at breakneck pace from then on. they diversify and spread out. without having to fight for survival, things are chill. it's considered the good end.
aruna's is the bad end. shadow is present on this timeline, and summarily wrecks his entire shit (for good reason).
the trouble with aruna's hive is it was in a constant state of nutritional deficit. they were the multiverse's scavengers, tending to pick planets clean whose populations were already critically low. not for any moral or ethical reason, just that the hive itself was so comparatively small in numbers, they didn't much have a choice.
this led to desperation. he got Tired of it. his last ditch effort to secure some means of easier travel/means to acquire food was to obtain the chaos emeralds. so he struck a deal with gerald, as these things always go.
he comes back 50 years later, finds his son has sided with the humans, and just snaps. just goes absolutely nuclear. if the deal isn't going to be upheld, and shadow sees the black arms as The Enemy, then he's just going to take the emeralds (and by extension the whole planet itself) by force. he's done playing nice. he and his people are starving. have been starving for enough years he's lost count.
this ends with the entire comet being blown up, and that's the last thing he sees as he's falling back to earth.
what all goes on after that point is between nobody but him, the multiverse's worst and, somehow, eventually, a familiar fallen god. (it's going in another aruna-centric post, some day, maybe, i hope.)
there's even still more i could say about how their respective hives operated and how they interacted with them personally, but that also needs to go in another post because this one's already long enough. but oh man is there more to say.
(and a shoutout/direct link to @motobug as always for the mobian design)
#black doom#mobian black doom#shadow the hedgehog#second chance au#semi-modern au#art by sea#i made exactly one too many shitposts about mobian doom and then somehow ended up making him my newest redemption project. oops#don't worry he still gets Bullied (excessively)#but that post became so ooc almost immediately that it's been bothering me ever since#he was originally meant for a throwaway background au but then THAT was made canon so i rerouted into making runa's stuff Also make sense#and now here we are#with still lots and lots and lots of details omitted because i couldn't format it correctly and csp hates processing text#and because i'm sitting on a whole pile of relevant sketches wondering how to format Those/continually adding to them#i'm in too deep (please send help i'm drowning)
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gets stuck in your head (won't come out of your mouth)
| explicit | 3/? chapters |
pairings: rook x viago, viago x teia, rook x teia, rook x viago x teia, lucanis x rook, lucanis x rook x viago x teia (aka the crowlycle)
summary:
“If you don’t give me the dagger I shall cry,” Rosa declares.
“I have never seen you cry, not even once.” Viago replies.
“Then I shall pout very hard.”
Or: Viago and Rook's complicated relationship over the years.
It's painful. It's chaotic. It's tender. It's stupid. It's Complicated. It made me make a blog again after not using tumblr for like 10+ years.
#dragon age veilguard#viago de riva#dragon age rook#andarateia cantori#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#viago x rook#viago x teia#viago x teia x lucanis x rook#the hold viago de riva has on me please send help i need people to scream with#i really said i want to write some very ambiguous rook x viago and then i immediately changed my mind and made it not ambiguous at all#moss writes
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the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything
kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend
#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged)#like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know#holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭#i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide#liv in the replies#holyjost#i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES#anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows)#there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled#dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together#the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon#also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭#and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot.#LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD.#LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!!#oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium.#you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark#the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies#brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied.#also. save me hot brothers save me#what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro#VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL#OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT???#awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??)#connor dewar#brandon duhaime#minnesota wild#for reference!
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Hello, I hope you can read my story and help me
I'm Eman from Gaza, I'm asking you for a small donation of 20$ to save our lives from Gaza
Can you donate to me and my family?
I hope you can help as much as possible to help my mother for treatment.
Thanks to your donation we can achieve our goal as soon as possible
Your support and standing by us in this difficult time is everything to us
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https://gofund.me/ff82d383
Sorry, I live in Europe, I use Euros, plus I'm not that good at these types of things, I would need to ask someone else how the system works, among other things.
It's going to take a lot of time, if I end up doing it eventually.
I will definitely share your message though.
#free palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#gaza genocide#gaza#free gaza#gaza strip#gazaunderattack#gazaunderfire#gaza under siege#send help#please help#medication#donations#charity#palestinian aid#save palestine#all eyes on palestine#palestinian genocide#gaza under genocide#gaza under bombardment#i stand with palestine#response#i'm sorry#I'm not the right person for this type of stuff#feel free to call me heartless#I'm not capable of helping you immediately#I hope that one day I'll make up for it#murder drones#kung fu panda#wakfu
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Do you thirsty biotches want more Ethan content because I just rewatched scream and I have.. thoughts
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Chat I just got my tablet back we back to digital drawing again!🫶🙏
Also I don't got any ideas and pinterest isn't helping spam my inbox with stuff to draw guys🔔🔔🔔🔔
I'll be waiting patiently 😌
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why is it so hard to tell parents things
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i love my family and i'm happy to do things for them i love my family and i'm happy to do things for them i love my family and i'm happy to do things for them i love my family and i'm happy to do things for them i love my family and i'm happy to do things for them i love my family and i'm happy to do things for them
#everyone say fuck you cori's uncle#why are we leaving a 98 y/o woman alone#what possessed you to do that#also my aunt flaked like always so i'm stuck at my abuela's house in thick sweats in 80 degree weather#because i got the call to go help and immediately got in the car#please send help and painkillers and maybe bring me my laptop#cori stop
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I’ve been thinking about doing a list of something like ”olli/allu things I can’t believe have actually happened” but there are so many things it almost feels too overwhelming to do 😂😭
#I’d add there things like:#Aleksi’s spooky stream and him texting Olli in the middle of the night and him answering immediately 😭#and then Olli helping Aleksi to find spooky stories/things and ending up sending him a horror trailer of Disney’s frozen 😭😭😭😭#I’d also add there Aleksi reading a comment which said he is straight and him stopping reading it immediately when he realized what it said#because I haven’t stopped thinking about that#and ALL the Aleksi’s little and not-so-little Olli smiles and Olli’s Allu smiles 🥺#and Aleksi staying and posting a pic from Olli’s place 👀#oh and the Posse shower thing because they were clingy as hell and looked like an actual couple#and when Olli picked Aleksi up and he automaticly wrapped his legs around him (of course) because what the fuck was that 😭😭😭#AND!! Niko talking about them on Twitter and saying he’d get banned if he told what Aleksi did to make Olli room with him 🤨🤨#(or something like that)#I could continue this forever#so yeah! as I said there are way too many things and apparently we get more all the time 😭 (not complaining though)#please ignore all the typos I’m so tired lol
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