#please save yourselves

[zoey-angel]

Okay, now vote for her.

For months US pro-pals have been protesting. Now you have a presidential candidate on your side! Trump expressed his strong support of Israel, Kamala hadn't, so don't fiddle up and vote for her!!

Make no mistake, I am Israeli and I know Trump would support my country more strongly, yet I feel undoubtedly in favor of Kamala. I'm still the me who grew up leftist on tumblr with american friends, I care for the US, I care for people's lives generally, and whatever good Trump would do for me, he would ruin doubly for you. The damage he did in one run to the western world...

If hating Israel is what it takes to get dumbasses to vote for the candidate who would care about the environment, provide healthcare and promote human rights, then so be it! Just stand up for your values and fucking vote, because if trump wins this round, to me, that would be so pathetic.

[im-still-watching-anime]

you actually shouldn’t get into ace attorney if you aren’t already because i will just be going about my day before randomly being assaulted by the knowledge that a prominent and integral part of blackquill’s design are literal permanent TEAR TRACKS like when i say that i am DEVASTATED—

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

End transcription

Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

[jenfoundabug]

Please enjoy this really cute honey bee. I hope she brings you a small amount of joy in these trying times ❤️❤️❤️

[that-bitch-kat3]

one thing about me is that i am a sirius black apologist till the day i die. and i am sick and tired of seeing posts about how sirius 'abandoned regulus.' HELLO?!?! in what world is a child responsible for their ONE YEAR YOUNGER SIBLING?!?! we don't know anything about their family dynamic other than the fact that sirius ran away. do you think people run away from home for shits and gigs? no. there was abuse. and you can't save anyone when you are drowning yourself. i know there are a lot of people in this fandom/ a lot of my followers are kids and i want to be crystal fucking clear. you are responsible for no one but yourself. your job is always to keep yourself safe. it is your parents jobs to keep you safe. if they are not doing that it is fucked up. that does not transfer that responsibility to another child.

[zeddylux]

You are lucky YOU ARE FUCKING LUCKY I watched episode 9 after years of theraphy and with a pretty decent support system. Because I watched it alone and let me tell you. Watching what they did to Jinx two or three years ago would have BROKEN me.

[cynical-canidae]

Me after Arcane finale showing up to Riot HQ to destroy the servers and prevent thousands from making the biggest mistake of their life (downloading League of Legends)

[loz-the-noob]

I find Marie’s body language in Return of the Mammalians really interesting because I can use it as Momrie propaganda BECAUSE it’s a really great physical representation of a side of her personality we don’t get to see that much in the game.

There are only a couple of instances this can be applied to in Return of the Mammalians but because I’m bored and desperate, I can stretch it to three, with a fourth scene where I think it could be improved.

Hold on to your tentacles! You’re probably going to think I’m insane after this.

I can’t believe you actually want to read this.

So, the first example I have AND the one that inspired me to write this mess is the scene during the construction of the uh, the machine thingy (does it have a name?) where Callie leaps at Marie to hug her in celebration of completing their task. And I MEAN leaps. We can’t see the whole of their bodies but judging by the suddenly acquired height difference, Callie is completely off the ground at this point. Given that the scene ends in a freeze frame, we don’t see the full force or speed of the hug-tackle either, but what’s clear is that Marie is prepared for it. Just to give myself a bit of focus because I have NO idea where I’m going with this; if the Marie-is-a-Horrible-Cousin Truthers whose splatoon knowledge ends like 6 years ago are correct, wouldn’t Marie have gone ‘Ew. UGH. CAL *hair flip* why are you TOUCHING me?’ or something? Or at the very least be completely unprepared to catch her? And that’s the thing! She doesn’t just hug her back - she CATCHES her. As shown by this here low quality image vv

Marie’s arms come up under Callie’s in a scooping motion. She is fully aware of her cousin’s physical recklessness and is completely prepared to catch her and keep her safe. I mean, the fact that Callie trusts her enough to just… fling herself at her is telling enough.

Alrighty. Next point GO!!

After Cuttlefish (I don’t like calling him that. Let’s call him Craig) after Craig gets Sucked Dry by That Bear, the Squid Sisters seem… mildly concerned, which is probably to keep the upbeat and comedic feel of the game while sacrificing a little emotional realism (coming back to this later!), but after they see he’s fully conscious and capable of floating by himself for some reason (?) everything’s Suddenly Fine Again. Except the world being in immediate danger, obviously. But here’s the thing (did I say that already? Well, there are 2 things)! For the remaining portion of the game this side of the end credits, Marie is just… holding Craig. As afore mentioned though, he can float. She doesn’t NEED to be holding him but she just is. Whether that’s because she’s happy to see her grandfather safe or whether something inside her soggy little brain saw something smaller than herself and told her to protect it is a mystery, but either way, that is some quality… body language… there…(again, lost my point. Weirdly, whenever I think about someone being held by Marie, I seem to lose focus. Huh.)

Anyway, here’s a picture of Marie holding Craig. Look at how she’s trying to engage him in something he could easily be left out of. Does this image not bring you joy???

Moving on briefly from all the Marie-talk, let’s talk a little Callie. I’m honestly thrilled about what they did with Callie’s body language in this game. She’s full of energy and quite hands-on, which is exactly how I expected her to be, even though this is pretty much the first time we see her physically interact with other characters in the entire Splatoon series. It just feels right.

It completely makes sense that Callie would spend the majority (why did that just autocorrect to Major Titty. Why.) of the pre-boss cutscene literally hanging off Marie’s arm, and the awesome thing about that is that Marie doesn’t pull away or look irritated by her cousin’s constant GRIPPING and SHAKING of her arm at all. I don’t know about you, but if I had someone attached to me like that while I was trying to think of a master plan, I’d be pretty annoyed. Unless, of course, it was Callie. I’m getting off track again here. My point WAS that Marie is so, so chill. I hate it when people try to portray her as angsty because she just… isn’t.

What all this body language shows is that Marie is a supportive, nurturing well of patience and ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE WILL BE FED TO THE BEASTS.

Which is WHY I think that during the scene where Craig is slightly rehydrated by the Captain’s tear, it would make way much more sense to have Marie reach out a hand to touch the Captain’s shoulder, or at least do something other than freezing there with an expression reminiscent of a damp, shocked cat. Now that Nintendo seems to have got their act together a little in terms of cutscenes, it would be nice to have more examples of characters (Marie. Marie is characters) using their body language to visually convey the finer points of their personality which may have been overlooked by some people *cough cough* Marie Trut-💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Struggling to find the point of this ‘argument’? So am I. What even is this? I’m not reading it back before I post it, that’s for sure. Gnight.

[living-realusion]

watching ep 28 of mysterious lotus casebook and it's just stressing me out. li linhua, my babie, you really need to stop lying to fdb, man can only take so much. you guys are boyfriends, where is the communication :'))

WHEN WILL YOU TELL HIM YOU ARE DYING OMG PLEASE DONT DIE. WHERE IS THE CURE PLEASE TELL THERE'S A CURE. THE THREE OF THEM NEED TO HAVE A HE.

[trans-estinien]

went into the trenches of wow raiding (past lfr) for the first time and. it was bad.

[claraameliapond]

Palestinians find relief at beach during temporary ceasefire - they are innocent peaceful people who deserve and need lasting peace

[seb-uh]

I feel like every new article that pops up about whatever is going on between Lewis and Merc just serves to prove the point that no matter how much you dedicate yourself to a company and a job they WILL get rid of you without a care in the world when they feel you no longer serve their purpose.

[hiikohakiss]

ANTIPATHY WORLD

[nuttyreadergirl]

Netflix has such a bad algorithm or people deciding what shows get cancelled and Chico ones don’t or however they choose. It’s shitty. They need to get it right because everything they add a show that’s for teens and people can relate to it, they cancel it after one season

hem hem Lockwood and Co, Shadow and Bone, Anne with an E (at least they made it till college) and so many other actual good shows and then riverdale and community got like 10 seasons each (I’m not hating on community but it was too many seasons, and Lockwood and co was too little)

you still have a chance Netflix.

redeem yourselves while you still can.

[koishua]

you either die a hero (deactivate) or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (me watching the k-tumblrina kids fighting and laughing maniacally on top of a tall building)

[fellaicy]

goofy ahh grins 😭

BRACE YOUSELF FOR DUMB ASS CRINGE 😬