#please sal

[chillinparker]

why does he always wear this giant fuckass blazer 😭😭 

[yellowcarnationed]

he

(yes, one hundred percent inspired on @jozzyart's wedding dress pictures, yes it is)

[scrapplesims]

Good morning simblr. Please look at my Woman. Thank you

[clownfessionsofficial]

Someone made a post about how proshippers are urging people with OCD to "act on their urges" and holy fucking shit? As someone with OCD, this sort of assertion makes me physically sick. And they said this to someone who knows literally nothing about proshipping as like,,, an informative thing. The fact that they're just spreading blatant lies about this sort of thing is really disgusting.

As an OCD haver, you disgust me, OP. Your post is disingenuous and evil. Proshippers claim to be a safe place for people with OCD because it is. Nobody is trying to tell people to act on their intrusive thoughts, wtf. That very idea is so gross.

[gothgirlscream]

every time someone draws sally face with a few scars instead of a missing nose, half his cheek and maybe even lips missing, and bonus points if they take the glass eye out, its like an angel loses its wings😔😔😔

his ass is NOT wearing a whole prosthetic for a few lines of scars😭

[mesopelagos]

what if he were italian.

[the-simp-of-killers]

Mhmmmm fuck sal is hot, masked men my fucking favorite

I mean like imagine him like fucking you hard and all you can feel on the back of you're neck is his prosthetic mask so cold against you're heated skin but you can hear his little huffs and grunts as he fucks you so hard against his bed

[ryotheraccoon]

[sinukiyo]

I binged all six episodes of agggtm today and I would just like to say it should have been longer. Six episodes was not nearly enough to really capture the story itself. Due to this, it ended up having really bad pacing and not enough character development.

Also, is it just me or was Pip just not….detective-smart? I mean, she was brave and she had good ideas once in a while but book Pip was solving codes and finding clues that the average person could not. Show pip didn’t really solve anything. She just went around, asking a bunch of questions and happened to run into the clues.

[cr33pygr33nlight]

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(Two characters start out as enemies or rivals but slowly develop romantic feelings for each other over time.)

2. Friends to Lovers

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3. Fake Relationship

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5. Opposites Attract

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6. Slow Burn

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7. Billionaire/Wealthy Love Interest

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8. Love Triangle

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9. Second Chance Romance

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10. Hurt/Comfort

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11. Amnesia

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12. Time Travel

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13. Alternate Universe (AU)

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14. Royalty/Forbidden Love

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15. Revenge

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16. Bad Boy/Girl x Good Boy/Girl

(A rebellious or “dangerous” character falls in love with someone who is more wholesome or law-abiding.)

17. Arranged Marriage

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18. Unrequited Love

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19. Reincarnation

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20. Rags to Riches

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21. Childhood Friends to Lovers

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22. Secret Identity

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23. Bodyguard x Client

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24. Secret Admirer

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25. Supernatural/Paranormal Romance

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26. Love at First Sight

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27. Falling for the Villain

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28. Tragic Romance

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29. Insta-Love

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30. Kiss of Death

(A kiss, typically from a villain or cursed character, has a fatal or dangerous consequence for the person kissed.)

31. Angst

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32. Secret Relationship

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33. Identity Swap

(Two characters switch places (either physically or metaphorically), leading to comedic or dramatic moments and a deeper understanding of each other.)

34. Love After Loss

(A character falls in love again after the death or departure of a previous lover, often dealing with grief and healing.)

35. Betrayal

(A character is betrayed by someone they trust, leading to emotional fallout, revenge, or character growth.)

36. Damsel in Distress

(A character (often female) is put in a vulnerable or helpless situation, where a hero rescues them, typically leading to a romantic bond.)

37. Beauty in the Beast

(A twist on the classic "Beauty and the Beast" where the "beast" is a misunderstood character or situation.)

38. Forced Proximity

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39. Only one bed

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[mogamuncher]

If a character being irredeemably evil and unlikable is enough to make you not want to fuck them, then I'm sorry, but it's a skill issue

[luxsf]

Can people please stop shipping Sal and Larry PLEASE. They are BROTHERS. I get that they are not blood related but THEY SEE EACH OTHER AS BROTHERS!!!!! Its just weird to ship them. Also I see that when people point out why it is weird to ship literal BROTHERS (i will never get over this shit istg) People will say things like "well they are just step brothers so its okay..."I HAVE EVEN SEEN PEOPLE SAYING SHIT LIKE "Everyone has had feelings for a step sibling at least once" like WHAT?????? As a person who has 5 step siblings NO. YOU GUYS ARE WEIRDDDDDDD!!!! Also wouldn't this be considered a "Proship" Because I don't see as many people calling it that. But it definitely is one. I feel like the whole "Being attracted to your step siblings or adopted siblings" thing is wayyyy to normalized. It is really gross tbh. Also Does anyone wanna be mutuals??? Idk how to make them so im just gonna ask lol.

[idealess-at-this]

I love this game so much

[youloveamonsterlikeme]

d'you ever take a fat drag of your joint and its smooth as silk and the world plummets behind you

"Yeuup. Friday night babey."