#please keep them coming

[harmonysanreads]

Mentally mixing bitter Neuvielttle (I can't spell his name srry) with petty reader cause honestly the way I was with my last ex was "We could keep staying together, but I'd rather break up tbh".

So stay with him, why not. Is he overbearing? Yes. Do you get your life (mostly) back? Also yes. But you're not gonna roll over. You make sure this is a give and take.

He makes you move into his house? Only if he let's you redecorate. He wants to bring you to a party so he can show you off like some kind of poodle? Come dressed like you're ready for a funeral.

You drew the line at him refusing to let you meet with friends because of jealousy. If he's gonna treat you like an animal, you'll act like one.

He knows whenever he's pissed you off because you'll suddenly be like "Cuddles? Sorry honey, I'm too busy being blackmailed by my ex :) ". He has learned the hard way that pressuring you into things will only lead to both parties being extremely upset. At least if he let's you fume for a while you'll come back to bed.

The relationship eventually becomes a strange sort of consensual. One where you're irritated by his controllingness but eventually it's accepted by both parties that you get to be petty in exchange for physical affection.

You, sitting in his lap while he does paperwork, reading: Wow this romance story is so good, the lady leaves her ex for a man who actually listens to her.

Neivelette patting you on the head: storybooks are quite whimsical aren't they?

He keeps trying to organize a wedding but every time he proposes the ring gets chucked out the window. You've already gone through eight engagement rings claiming you don't like any of them.

This is so funny and sad at the same time help ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

Bitter-ex!Neuvillette is marginally petty as well, seeing as how he's hell-bent on making this work even if it requires him to breath in this constant tug-of-war to establish power — which he has in a literal sense. Although, as soon as the doors close he knows he'll have to fight for it all over again. And to pair him with a darling who's also determined on giving him the hardest time? Focalors would forget the word ‘boring’ existed if she had a front row seat to this all the time.

It's almost like you two keep an invisible tally on who has acquiesced the most amount of times. You can have your victory sometimes but Neuvillette is just too persuasive for your peace of mind. Oh well, you make sure that if he's going to win eventually, you'll give him a reason to want to tug at his hair from utter frustration first.

[ajitanparmesan]

kcu doodles for a cause by me and ghost for this fundraiser! (psst, you can still request!)

thank you for your donations!

[phantomyre]

[dnpredacted]

To the anon who mentioned Phil with his A cups - I’m thinking about Dan buying him a soft cotton bralette and panty set. Maybe light blue, with small embroidered blue hearts on the panties. Dan wrapping them up and putting them in a gift bag, sitting in bed and telling Phil he has a present for him. Phil already feeling extra loved for Dan giving him a gift unprompted, and then his face heating up when he realizes what the gift is. Dan asking him if this is okay, because they have played with feminization before and Phil’s always responded enthusiastically, and Phil nodding with a smile but not quite finding the words to express his feelings. Dan leaning forward to kiss Phil deeply, and Phil pulling away with a reversed smile before going into the bathroom to try it on, not wanting Dan to see him until he had both pieces on. Phil taking a little longer to change and Dan getting slightly worried, until Phil comes out and the flush has reached his chest and he’s pink and pale against the blue fabric. Dan being awestruck, not sure if he’s even wanting to ravish Phil like he had planned because he wants to sit and admire how beautiful Phil looks. Phil doing a little spin to show Dan all of the angles, and Dan standing up to grab Phil by his waist and kiss him again. Phil leaning into Dan, pulling on the hem of his shirt to signal to Dan that he wants it off. Dan tossing his shirt and leading Phil to their bed. Dan being overwhelmed by the sight and being unable to figure out where he wants to start, spending a minute touching over the bra straps and outline of the fabric. Phil being a little more shy as he tends to be whenever they try something new, and Dan doing all that he can to show Phil how desired he is. Dan finally deciding to push Phil on his back and kiss over his neck, a finger pressing under the bra band and rubbing along his rib. Phil bending his knee a bit, not quite ready to wrap a leg around Dan’s hip to pull him close but pressing his knee to Dan’s side. Dan trailing kissing down Phil’s chest, mouthing over one of Phil’s nipples through the fabric. Dan whispering into Phil’s chest that he loves his fucking tits before looking back up at him, waiting to see Phil’s reaction before continuing that tone for the night. Phil biting his lip and giving a slight nod, arching his back a little to try and motivate Dan to give his chest more attention. Dan smiling up at him before continuing to mouth over the fabric, moving to the other nipple when one side has been thoroughly dampened. Phil letting out soft whined, enjoying the attention. Dan biting Phil’s nipples through the damp fabric, Phil shifting himself to press his now hard cock to Dan’s leg. Dan feeling giddy over Phil enjoying himself so much, leaving a couple of big open mouthed kisses to his chest before finding his way to Phil’s lips again. Dan feeling over the front of Phil’s panties and tapping on the spot of precum that’s leaked through, telling Phil that he’s so wet that he’s soaking his panties. Phil bringing an arm up to cover his face because he’s so turned on and embarrassed, which is turning him on even more. Dan pulling his arm away and kissing him again, starting to palm over Phil’s panties. Phil bringing a leg up to wrap around Dan’s hips, trying to pull their cocks together. Dan nodding against Phil’s forehead, pulling back for a moment to take his trousers and pants off. Phil bucking his hips up at the lack of warmth and Dan smiling down at him, causing Phil to whine and cover his face with both his hands. Dan laughing at that and pressing his weight against Phil, gently pulling his hands away. Dan telling Phil that he looks really pretty like this, and Phil smiling widely and rolling his eyes to try and keep himself from feeling too vulnerable. Dan kissing Phil again and telling him he’s beautiful, and that’s when Phil loses the last of his resolve and fully relaxes against Dan with a soft smile. Dan reaching into their bedside table drawer

and holding up a condom, Phil shaking his head and Dan drops it back in and pulls out just lube instead. Dan sighing when he realizes that he has to take the panties off to fuck him because he bought full coverage, and telling Phil that next time he’ll get Phil a thong. Dan pulling Phil’s panties off and giving them a sniff, knowing that sort of thing gets Phil off. Phil biting his lip again and spreading his legs for Dan. Dan opening him up slowly with one hand, using the other to firmly grab over Phil’s chest through the bra. Phil bringing his own hand up to touch over the nipple Dan’s left unattended. Dan coating himself with lube and pushing Phil’s legs apart as he lines himself up, kissing Phil and biting his lip as he pushes in. Dan taking things slow, fully being in the moment when he’s nearly pulling all the way out and then thrusting all the way in. Dan’s moved both his hands under the fabric of Phil’s bralette now, cupping and grasping at the meat Phil has there and thumbing over Phil’s nipples. Phil eyes are watering by the time he finishes, he’s kissing Dan and biting his lip a little too hard which is what brings Dan to completion. Phil feels dizzy and Dan’s body slumps against Phil’s, waiting a minute before pulling out. They’re both a little emotional, feeling thoroughly exposed and vulnerable. A few tears spill between them, but they’re smiling and holding each other the whole time. Dan offers a shower but Phil doesn’t want to leave their bed, not that night anyways. Dan gets some wipes from their drawer to clean them up and reaches around for the shirt he was wearing earlier to dress over Phil, knowing that Phil liked a little more protection after a little more emotionally heavy sex. It takes a few minutes for Phil to be able to speak again, thanking Dan, whispering quiet I love yous into his arm. Arms and legs intertwined as they fall asleep.

(Sorry if you don’t prefer long posts like this just lmk because I know I’ve sent a couple of them already)

⭒

[nattaphum]

THIS PHOTO IS SO CUTE !!!!

[petieon]

the amount of winwin on my feed im literally gnna explode why is he so perfect 🤧🤧

[daviddcorenswet]

Say what you will but Donna snapped when she called the incest twins Charles and Camilla. She's so real for that. Cannot believe they'll be king and queen soon.

this is my first ask on this blog HELLO ANON, I wonder if that was intentional on her part because I never even put two and two together until you said that!!!

when that scene happened I literally had to put the book down for like a solid hour and stare at the wall

[emilylawsons]

It’s always exciting to get a new reader for a WIP. Partially for the dopamine of someone commenting every chapter in succession, but also because I’m super curious to know how my story reads across several chapters to people who haven’t had the long stretches of breaks between updates.

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

I second that other anon about desperation 😂 what about full bladder sex hmmm

Fantastic idea! I did this in a Destiel fic once, my first foray into watersports. Are we meaning desperate!full bladder!Col getting it haaaaard while being told he's not allowed to spill a drop?

Or does that just sound great to me? 👀 Lol

[suoslalaloves]

To the writers of the return of the mount hua sect, thank you so much the fics make me go feral

[melodygatesauthor]

@campingwiththecharmings girl I just woke up and see too many posts of my sweet baby and his scrunched eyebrows. I can’t deal with this until I’ve had coffee k thx.

#work of art

[louie-life]

niche Halloween costume tiktoks give me life

[chimaeraonwards]

John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years

[sunnydiet]

we are a nation and we are strong

nobody more deserving of being called da skrunkly

da skrunkly of all time..

[little-mooose]

HELLO!!! I AM CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH THE REBLOGS FROM THE "WOULD YOU LIKE PEOPLE TOS END YOU SILLY ASKS?" SO I CAN SEND PEOPLE SILLY QUESTIONS!!!!

1. What is your least favorite kind of rodent?

2. What is your favorite cryptid?

OMG HI!!

capybaras, they're unnecessarily large. and their heads are kinda big but their legs are so small. it makes no sense!! they're like large, weirdly proportioned guinea pigs

nessie, she's kinda cute

[icouldbeaduck]

may I kindly ask how the absolute fuck you have so much time to spend on tumblr

i’m actually living in an alternate timeline where there are 1487 hours in every day and i use 1477 of them on tumblr plotting my elon musk style takeover for when i become a multi-trillionaire