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I think job hunting is my least favorite thing in the world
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Okay so I’ve been a quiet Sonic fan since I was a kid and grew up playing Sonic Adventure 2 so naturally the Sonic 3 movie has me in a chokehold but can we just talk about this FAN MOVIE I JUST FOUND???
For people more into the fandom than me this is probably old news but for those coming into the fan base, please I am just in AWE and just sat here and bawled my eyes out while watching it.
It’s fucking amazing.
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#obviously I had nothing to do with this and I’m just sharing it because I couldn’t find it in any recent tags in the fandom and I am just#Jesus fucking CHRIST THIS ENDED ME#please can we talk about it because it’s also made me so excited for a shadow spin off#PARAMOUNT PLEASE#ALSO HIRE THIS FILM MAKER BECAUSE THE STORY TELLING IS JUST 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌#shadow the hedgehog#project shadow 2023#project shadow#sonic the hedgehog 3#sonic movie#maria robotnik#gerald robotnik#joao filipe santiago
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the only secondary character I want to come back for the new Red Dwarf special is SPANNERS
#GIVE ME OLD MAN SPANNERS I'M BEGGING YOU#fuck norman lovett doing another holly comeback. do spanners!!!!! u don't even have to hire another actor it's just craig twice PLEASE#fmj#fmj: text#red dwarf
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I am really impressed by how much more fun Dark Souls 2 is to play than DS1 holy shit gfhgngvj
Both games are a blast to play, but in all seriousness, I'll be sooo devastated when I beat DS2 into Platinum too. :/ Well at the very least it is pretty big, so not happening soon.
#i could not get back to it until i got platinum in ds1#I am just like this#but now I LIIIIIIIIIIVE#it is soooooo good and really fun#also big fan of the feature of despawning enemies so my skill issue ass can-#-clean the path to the boss I have to try over and over#all while I grind crazy souls for more levels#also strange drop rates!!!#random green goblin I killed dropped Affinity (Pursuers)#(dont worry I still bought it from FEEBLE CURSED ONE man)#still this feature is just what my autistic ass needed#REWARDING me for getting stuck on tedious monotonous task?! REAL SHIT#also so many women#Miyazaki really entrusted the right people he doesn't fuck it when he chooses devs lol#also no penalties for leaving covenants#and boss respawns#please hire team B again I beg you main team WISHES they had the ideas this great
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Idk man things are bad with my job.
#havent put my two weeks in yet because i got gripped with reality#i have to have a real serious conversation with my boss as to whether or not they're planning to fire me or if i can like#make an exit plan for myself that will allow me to not be high and dry because i already have plane tickets to see my family#for like two and a half weeks over Christmas#and nowhere is going to hire me for seasonal work (the most likely work i could get coming into fall) if i cant work the most important part#of the season yknow#so id rather just ask if she'll keep me till December so im not fucked#but like#she doesnt have to lol#i dont really have any cards to play except lile#like... please be nice to me#lmao.
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every time i have to call my dad to ask for money i feel so fucking bad im gonna throw up. what if i just shot myself instead 😐
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10. tell me about an insecurity you overcame.
It's been a while since I started freelancing for fun and profit, but the beginning of that journey is still a pretty big deal to me.
I'd previously worked at an agency for nearly three years, so I knew how to do client-based work, but I knew nothing about business development (or billing, or taxes, or client management, or admin).
And, for those I didn't know back in 2017, I started down that whole road in the first place after getting very unexpectedly and unceremoniously fired after like four months on the job. It was never clear exactly why, but I'd thought things had been going well, and that was a pretty gutting Thursday afternoon.
I'd also just gone through a job search, so I knew there weren't many positions available in the region that would be a fit—and that the most recent thing that had seemed to be a great fit had, uh, not been. (This was before remote/hybrid work was a real norm, even though my agency job had functionally been hybrid and taught me to work effectively as such.)
But when I'd gone through that previous job search, a couple of people I spoke with had mentioned maybe needing some freelance capacity down the road, and perhaps I should get in touch once I got settled in the job if I was interested. So I reached out to them, without mentioning the rest, thinking I could at least bridge the gap while I figured out what the fuck to do. Both had solid projects for me where I learned a bunch quickly, made some money, and was excited for more.
And then it just kind of made sense to keep seeing about those kinds of opportunities—both because I liked the client-based work and flexibility, but also because it quickly became apparent that it'd be harder for any one person or institution to fuck me over in the same way.
Plus, one of the people who needed a subcontractor turned out to be a great mentor and reference; I don't think I ever told him quite why I'd decided to go all-in on freelancing full-time, but I have thanked him repeatedly for some truly foundational early guidance as well as a couple of projects he helped set me up with. He's semi-retired now but I'm still using some of those templates!
Anyway, I networked my way into a couple of additional early projects and finished 2017 with about the same overall income for the year that I had had in my agency job for 2016. (Not the fuck-them one, the one I got laid off from because, well, that was a bad end-of-year for anyone working in Democratic politics, much like this one.)
And the rest is history: I've been self-employed for about 7.5 years now and, while the constant hustle and inconstant income/workload have their own challenges, I think I've landed in a pretty secure (emotionally/professionally) place about the whole enterprise.
#ask me ask me ask me#stpauligirl#about me meme#freelancing for fun and profit#having been let go from full-time work twice in six months i can say that the agency people were INFINITELY kinder#i wasn't the only one in that situation and they gave us nearly a month heads-up plus an extra month of health insurance#it turned out our boss had forgone his own income for a few months to pay the rest of us that year#and like they just ran out of money and work to do. it wasn't shocking tbh.#and it had already been apparent that what work there was wasn't using any of the skills for which i'd been hired#and i *did* get to keep my electronics. that 2014 laptop lasted me until early 2023!#so anyway if you have to nix someone's job that's the way to do it#i've mostly lost touch with those folks but i don't have a bad word to say about them#whereas the fuck-them situation had me with a sour taste in my mouth around an entire state for like a year#incidentally not that long ago someone i'd worked closely with for YEARS at my anchor client was networking#and mentioned being put in touch with [x] who apparently had been working at the fuck-them place at the same time as me#should he let [x] know we'd been working together? did i want to pass along a hello or anything?#i very quietly said 'please don't.' and after a pause and because i liked and trusted THIS guy added#'he fired me out of nowhere for unclear reasons so i'd really rather not be involved further.'#i mention this because the guy at the anchor client had no idea. by my design.#but also because i've worked really hard to be confident and good at what i actually do and how i do it.#anyway fuck them
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prayer circle that all the characters we haven't seen yet look good too 🙏
#helia..... HELIAAAAAA#listen#if they get rid of just One of the specialists i am gonna be upset#all of them? fine. equal treatment! But Just One??? helia ?? timmy???? no ma'am#iginio said theyre going to balance out the male characters so im hoping that means the specialists are gonna be better in the reboot#like a good mix of Actual Interesting Characters and arm candy#they have the range!!#like more info on their backstories and lives apart from the winx#while not making it all about them#fate had Way too much specialist propaganda imo alhglda#do i remember iginio saying something about a potential comic spinoff for the specialists or did i make that up#ik he said something about the trix but i feel like he slipped the specialists in there too...#hm....#iginio if you can hear me please dont fuck the boys up thanks man#the girls look good!!! keep that up!!! hire a gay man to design the specialists again!!!!!#whoever took helia straight out of a shojo manga bring that person back STAT
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I have to say seeing some of the people I follow randomly get into Jedi fallen order / Jedi survivor lately and start taking Cal on as a blorbo is my favorite thing. You are blessing me with content of my boy and I love your art style. And also I think it's helping me get over my writers block with the fic I've been working on, so thank you for that.
Awwwww thank you so much! It’s also always an honor to know I’ve inspired ppl to work on their own creative works too
#he’s just so blorbo yknow?#look at him#baby#ask#I also got see the soundtrack played in an orchestra at a game dev conference I went to last month#so that was fucking cool#EA/Respawn please hire me
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when do i get to become an internet clown who makes money
#when i had another countless job interview and i am autistic and they dont Know im autistic but they can Sense it#theyll just label it like i was nervous#or awkward#im autistic and i didny make eye contact the right way and i took a couple things too literally and i didnt understand all the questions#and i feel like im gonna DIE without a job THIS WEEK#I am broke#i am flat fucking broke#please hire me
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i love reading things set in countries that i'm knowledgeable and/or have been to because i can point out really minor errors in fanfiction. i think the average american does not know that in england (and apparently some of asia! which i only just found out) there are switches on power outlets so you can just turn it off instead of unplugging it. like 9 times out of 10 that won't come up but on the off chance it does i'm like ohoho. this clown has never been to england...! my favorite part though is watching americans (specifically americans because i swear to god people who speak english as a second language and/or are from any other country have some idea of what it's like to have an accent / personally know people who have accents? idk) try to write british accents like it is REALLY funny. i literally only lived their for five years and i never picked up a full accent myself (certain words and tones i did but they're mostly gone after living in the states again for a few years) but between living there and having a ridiculous amount of family there & visiting them often (like once a year if im lucky) i like KNOW what british accents sound like. i think some americans genuinely dont even know theres more than one or two english accents i think some people think there's like posh english and chav english and nothing else. maybe scottish accent gets thrown in there if they remember the uk is not in fact just england. i would bet real money they've never heard a welsh accent. anyway my point is it's really funny watching people who don't know as much as i do write this stuff. like i see it and i understand how doctors read this and go Oh that is so medically inaccurate. i get them now. anyway i dont remember what my point here was but please know if you are attempting to write a british accent. reddit and youtube are your best friends if you don't have a british friend you can ask and also rest assured even if you do ONE google search. it will not be the worst attempt ive seen guaranteed
#muffin mumbles#idek what the definitive worst one ive seen is#but ive seen some baaaaad ones#favorite example though is in the fucking jjba dub.#like thats not even a fan / indie project thats a real professional thing people were paid to do?!?! and the accents. are fucking TERRIBLE#please im begging you. you dont need to hire famous american voice actors for this. just go to any pub in the whole of england#and i can guarantee youd get better results accent-wise.#speedwagon's accent is easily the worst in part 1 like if you want examples lemme know cause i have some. its so bad. its really bad#but also so so funny#joseph in part 2 is. MARGINALLY better than most of the part 1 cast#not good. far from it. but an improvement#anyway hearing speedwagon say anything especially in part 1 (hes calmer in part 2 and he sounds better (not good. better)#like hes better in part 2 but not by much and only sometjmes.)#hearing this painfully obvious attempt at an american doing a cockney(?) (cant even tell for sure) accent complete with misused slang.#is SO fucking funny#like i showed me mom and she said it was worse than dick van dyke in mary poppins and shes not even wrong#and the slang isnt even like. irs not even super uncommon slang and i dont think its used wrong technically (iirc) but it just sounds so#painfully unnatural. please i am begging them to just hire british people next time. i promise you there are british voice actors#that being said i am still incredibly sad they just gave everyone american accents from part 3 onwards because i miss the awful accents#i miss them dearly.#the main benefit to this imo is that now joseph joestar despite living in england for the first almost twenty years of his life#just got this full blown american accent after living in new york. like i know he did not pick that up naturally#i KNOW dude watched stupid fuckinf tv shows to practice his accent. i know he sounded like a cartoon mobster and suzie q was like jojo.#please for the love of god. you cannot start talking like this. go back to being british#alas he did not listen. but he did drop the mobster thing (sadly.)#anyway this is really unrelated but if joseph was not old as fuck when it started airing i think he wouldve gotten a kick outta seinfeld.#like if the years lined up that wouldve been his main show to practice his american accent to the point people are like hey you kinda sound#like jerry seinfeld. and hes like hah i wonder how that happened!#hes a massive fucking loser is what im saying. hes like my weirdo great uncle joseph joestar#anyway. got really off topic. thank you for watching remember to SMASH that like button
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if i dont leave the house, i dont spend any money <3 life hack <3
#GIVE ME A FUCKING JOBBBBBBB PLASDSEREEEEE#IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND I JUST WANT TO NOT BE WATCHING MY BANK ACOCUNT EAT ITSELF#PLEASE LET ME BE FUCKING HIRED#ILL DO FUCKING ANYTHING#DID YOU KNOW I GOT REJECTED BY A FUCKING FUNERAL ASSISTANT JOB?#THEY ARE LITERALLY BEGGING PEOPLE. TO DO THAT JOB#AND IM STILL#NOT#GOOD ENOUGH#HOLY FUCK#I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH FUCKING EXPERIENCE IN RETAIL I HAVE TO HAVE#FOR YOU PEOPLE TO KNOW I CAN FUCKING STACK SHELVES#8 FUCKING YEARS OF RETAIL ISNT ENOUGH TO GET ME WORKING AT A FUCKING COOP#anyway.#this became a vent post by accident#hire me#sunnyposting
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Mako and Bolin set off towards Penquan Island in the Fire Nation to find answers to a case—and maybe a little bit of their past along the way.
When a strange missing persons case falls into his lap, Mako is forced to choose between his job and doing what he feels is right! An upturned room and an unhelpful witness aren’t promising starts to the investigation, but when his brother Bolin comes across a surprising clue that ties their own mother to the case, the pair embark on a journey to the small, rustic island of Penquan. The island’s inhabitants seem to have things to hide, and the brothers are determined to get to the bottom of it—even if it means uncovering uncomfortable parts of their family’s past.
#nooooooooo#please nooooooooooo#seriously what the fuck did Mako ever do to you?#why does bryke keep infantilizing him?#the man is 22-23 years old#let him keep his grown up haircut and quit trying to make him re-do all of the progress he made in season 4#I keep forgetting that Bolin was canonically a cop too#because it's just horrible#Bolin would make a terrible cop whose bright idea was that#I would say I couldn't believe Lin Beifong would hire him#but on the flip side Su Beifong canonically welcomed back Kuvira with open arms#despite Kuvira actively trying to murder her son#just keep doing the Beifong sisters dirty why don't you bryke#if it turns out Mako and Bolin are related to Lightning Bolt Zolt then I would like to point out I called that 9 years ago#Just saying#hire me to write your comics
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Moral of Casanova (2005):
Don’t emotionally neglect your child with selective mutism or take them to public executions.
#Casanova (2005)#David Tennant#Like okay I’m a parapro and any time a child was onscreen I was SCREAMING directions at the parent#no he’s not the idiot; you are! GIVE HIM TO ME AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM THE RIGHT WAY#Ughhh poor Giacomo Sr. and Jr.#That one old nurse was like “have you ever seen such a miserable child” like yeah you’re right but must you say it to his face like THAT#Give that kid some fun snacks and other kids to play with and a bin of wooden blocks (so he can dump it)#and also someone who can incorporate his interests into learning and OH MY GOD HIRE ME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR CHILD#That poor kid had absolutely zero regulatory skills and the only thing he could manage doing was stand there#like a starched 2x4 and expressionlessly knock over vases to watch them break. You don’t understand I am clawing at my EYES#I’d be like “Hey man… I don’t know if you’re angry or if you just enjoy watching things break; but you’ve been through a lot.#You seem tired. Am I correct?” [wait] “You don’t have to speak if it’s too much. It’s okay.#You’ve been dragged across the world without your consent by someone who doesn’t care about your life or his.#And you’ve just seen him get shot which — regardless of how you feel about him — is pretty scary. I’d be worn out too.”#Okay THAT is how you talk to that kind of kid. You don’t pressure him into being proud of you or call him “idiot” like what the fuck#communication devices weren’t a thing back then but by god I’d draw up the meanest flash cards you’ve ever seen#LET ME IN THE TELEVISION
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hate logging onto indeed to see notifications that are just indeed telling me to message people whose jobs i applied for. THEY should be messaging ME
#like what do i even say. hey hey it’s me hire me?#like#wow i love the hashtag opportunities this job will provide!!! please let me suck your dick please please#🙄#literally like. what the fuck is this song and dance just tell me if you’re hiring me or not#bc i want a job and you want employees#life jack if you keep indeed open on your computer you can browse + apply for jobs while you procrastinate other stuff
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never like trauma dumping on tumblr but this is my only safe place to rant about shit…
#berry rant (˵•̀⤙•́˵)૭#so um trigger warning#every time i think im getting better#is when everything falls apart#car broke down#no longer can use it#ipad stopped charging??#i use it for college#so fuck#and worst of all#i might lose my house#mom can’t afford it on disability#me and my brother applied everywhere#still no response#walgreens please hire me#also my mom just told me she almost committed because of this#and my brother is saying he will never talk to my mom again#there has always been family issues#gonna use my college savings to help keep the house for ass long as i can#don’t know how much 3grand will help#luckily i don’t pay for college rn cause i go to a community school#but the fund was to help pay for next year#but i would rather have a roof over my head#than have a college degree rn
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