#please if you're into homestuck give it a watch!

[bar-les-coucougnes]

i think umineko went hard on the OST but there’s one in particular that sounded familiar to me, which is weird because it’s my first time reading through it. so i listened to it just by itself, without anything to distract me, and then it hit me: it’s because i heard it in there

warning for: flashing lights, homestuck blood, homestuck drugs, homestuck spoilers

(video by pyrotechnicstars on YT and original comic by xamag-chan on DA, if anyone cares about the source :))

[yanderes-galore]

For Homestuck, Cronus Ampora yandere alphabet please

Yeah, sure! Here you go :) (Sorry for the wait, omfl-)

Yandere Alphabet - Cronus Ampora

Pairing: Ambiguous ♥️♦️♠️♣️

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Manipulation, Clingy behavior, Demanding yandere, Kidnapping, Stalking, Touchy behavior implied, Toxic relationship, Forced companionship.

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

I'd say he comes off intense... in a lot of ways.

I feel Cronus ends up insufferable with his obsession. He's clingy and insecure and sometimes just comes off as rude. He feels very entitled to you no matter what Quadrant he wants to place you in.

Rejection is definitely what drives his obsession. He can't afford to fail anymore. Which is what makes him so persistent.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Cronus is more desperate and emotional with his obsession. He's dramatic and wouldn't really be one to kill. He prefers to just antagonize or drive away those he feels are too close to you.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

I have a feeling he'd seem mocking but isn't actually mocking you. He comes off as a very demanding yandere who wants his darling to sink every ounce of attention they have into him.

Even in captivity he is very draining. He'll give you care to keep you with him... but he mostly intends to take advantage of your affection.

Most likely yeah. As I said before he is mostly very demanding no matter the quadrant.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

I'd say at times he's very vulnerable. He is open with his darling and often emotional. Sometimes it feels like manipulation... other times he may genuinely be opening up to you.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Upset, irritated, exasperated... you'd think he'd be used to rejection by now. But no... it only drives him further. He'd probably argue with you before finding a way to stop your outburst.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

No and he hates it.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

When it comes to Cronus I'm sure a few come to mind.

However, I'd say when he eventually snaps and kidnaps you. Cycles of rejection after rejection drives him crazy. He's going to do anything to force you into a quadrant with him.

Even if it means some restraints.

He doesn't care. As long as you're in a quadrant with him he's happy. Then he can finally get that attention he's been wanting.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Yes to an overwhelming degree. He will definitely lash out in the form of a verbal argument with either you those around you. I can't imagine him coping too quietly.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Clingy, Demanding, Desperate, Manipulative, Dramatic... need I say more? He would be draining to be around.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

He'd definitely follow you around and stalk you. He'd try flirting or starting fights between you depending on the quadrant. He would be relentless and hard to be around.

He's desperate, of course he would be.

If that doesn't work? He'll try something new.

Not... entirely?

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Restraints, isolation, maybe even him getting a bit too close to comfort? He's a creep. That's all I got.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

A lot, actually.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

He's actually very impatient.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Honestly? He'd either break even more or move on to try more aggressively with another obsession.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

No and not unless you agree to be in a quadrant with him.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

The endless rejection he gets.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

That's hard to say with him. He may try gently to help if not outright leave you alone. He may even have a bit of a fit.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Most likely/Skipping this.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Joining a quadrant with him. Doesn't matter what one. Reciprocation makes him obedient as he's scared to lose you. Essentially... manipulate him back.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Not really.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Quite a bit actually. Remember, he's desperate, he'd worship you if you wanted like a Lowblood.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Not very long at all.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

Yes.

[adiosterror]

What's up gang, I'm here with the long awaited egbert collection, call this shit MTV cribs: selfshipper edition

This is just a post to share my collection of merch related to John/June Egbert since I got the Heir of Breath hood today, which is the blue in the back of these photos

Warning: may be too cool for your naked eyes, please wear safety goggles when viewing this post

Here it is!! This is everything I have john related or at least with john on it lol, I'll give y'all a tour

Here's the left side, I'll count the actual hood in here which is what I got today!! It's about 5'4 long and I LOVE IT it's so cozy,,,

To the far left is my breath t-shirt that I got with a comfort character package from etsy, which is also where I got that letter!! What's in it is for my eyes only ehehe,, and up top there is the john candle from Honey Weasel Candles!! I got it at SAHCon this year along with a lot of other candles and I love love love it, I highly recommend them for candle girlies

Those two little paper things are some stickers I got with the Heir hood today!! They're absolutely adorable, I don't wanna use them lol

And in the very center is my prized john keychain from Requiem x Homestuck 2023, I have all four of the kids from 23, but not any from 24 since I wasn't a huge fan of the artstyle

And that breath pin is another thing from etsy! I got it to wear on my work hat and I got some compliments on it lol, I have it since I'm a breath player but he is too, so I counted it

Also!! I didn't take any pictures of it specifically because I'm dumb but that 4/13 book is an art zine from my local convention this year!! I love the art SO much and I'd love to share it with y'all if you're interested!!

OH MY GOD I FORGOT MY BRACELET I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS HOW COULD I FORGET

This also came with my comfort character package with the shirt and letter!! The bells on it used to be pink and blue but they've worn down a lot now,, and one of the bells got crushed by wear and tear

This bracelet is my biggest comfort,, I never take it off and the jingles soothe my anxiety if I'm overstimulated,, I totally forgot about it because I'm wearing sleeves lol, but this is my prized possession,, along with my ancient mew pokemon card, but that's a collection for another day

Thank y'all so much for coming to the ted talk!! And thank you so much to the etsy and convention sellers that helped me fuel my addiction lol

If you're curious about any of the shops I got these from, please do ask me!! Especially with the comfort character package, they do a ton of different fandoms!

Much love, and byebye 💖💖

(Watch me remake this post later today because I forgot something else.. it always happens lol)

[carlyraejepsans]

Out of everything you have read/watched (e.g ORV, Homestuck, I think you saw Mob Phsyco, etc) in the past year or two, what would you say your most recommended is (and even your favourite if you can decide one?)

ORVVVV ORV ORV ORV (< sound of me imitating a seal)

lol seriously though orv is straight up undertale levels of "metanarrative that fucks your entire life sideways". i cannot recommend it enough to at least give it a try. another thing that orv does like UT is that it filters its own audience so that its story has maximum impact. ie: you won't replay the same game dozens of times with minimal changes to the gameplay unless you 1) really love the characters and 2) want to absorb every crumb and bite that the game has to offer -> flowey's story will hit like a truck. in much the same way, orv develops a narrative crafted to emotionally devastate people who dedicate their heart and souls to stories and fiction (especially as a coping mechanism), which... you kinda have to be if you're willing to read a novel so fucking long HAHAHAHA. so hmmmm preeetttty please :pleading: give it a shot? you don't have to read much if it doesn't hook you in but i promise it is SO much better than you can possibly imagine

okay orv screaming fit over. i haven't watched mp100 yet but i HAVE read the manga! which i wholeheartedly recommend. i don't have a good way to express it but the way the plot unravels is so... light? not as in fluffy, but as in it doesn't weight you down. it's FUN to read, and while it definitely has characters that will rattle around your head forever, it doesn't exhaust you with it.

also utena. no cap, no kidding, if more people watched this series it would dramatically improve the reading comprehension of this entire website. nothing, and i mean NOTHING, has sharpened my literary analysis skills quite as much as the symbolism in rgu. one of those few pieces of art where i looked at it, experienced it, and it made me go "i want to create something that affects people in the same way this has affected me"

homestuck was also fun! it eventually lost me when the troll saga was fully integrated into the main plotline, too many characters introduced at once and too little time to care about them enough to keep track (at least for me). i would still recommend it. the early story is still incredibly solid, the sburb reveal is fun, and it plays with its own medium in some genuinely incredible ways. also it is quite funny. alas.

also. read ted chiang's sci-fi short stories collection. one of my favorite authors alive

[yonpote]

I need to know why and how you were anti-phannie from 2014-2016

alright here we go i get to talk about THIS shit now.

i was generally anti-rpf at that point, and honestly? i think it was for fair enough reasons as some people were a bit too eager about showing (general) youtubers stories they wrote about them sucking and fucking their friends. i think i was also pretty high and mighty about being a somewhat oldhead phannie tbh, like ugh do these gaming-channel-only people even know about dan being super edgy and offensive 🙄 and lowkey it was a lot of subtly misogynistic "i'm not like other girls" type shit like i was sooo much better than yall cuz i hadn't watched that video (yet.)

i was generally not into these sorts of fandoms to begin with. i wasnt on the superwhopotterlock side, i was on the homestuck/dangan ronpa/anime of the month side of tumblr, if that gives you an idea of what i was like lol. around 2014-15 i was very much in a community that is kinda similar to what you might see on twitter now, where if you had any interests in media that portrayed anything problematic, that means you are in full support of that problematic thing. if dan howell said something racist in 2010, it doesn't matter that he wasn't being racist in 2015 he's still racist and liking him makes you a racist etc. and of course, rpf is included in problematic topics. if you ship real people, even if said people say they don't mind it, you are a sick pervert and you should be in the loony bin for being so depraved. and if you write or read any fiction that has immoral acts, it means you support those acts in real life too and you are trying to normalize abuse and SA (yknow as if whitecishetpatriarchy hasnt normalized that enough) and you're a danger to children and you deserve to rot in prison (yknow as if a queer person writing stories about queer people hasnt heard that one before)

now here's the real kicker. in 2015-2016 i ran a game grumps fan blog where i did talk about shipping the grumps. "wait how were you anti-rpf if-" well have you ever heard of this thing called Lying? or perhaps even, Cognitive Dissonance? i HAD to run a separate blog for this interest, because if my friends knew i consumed slashfic about arin and danny they would stop being friends with me and think im this evil horrible monster etc. genuinely that was where my brain was at, and is a little bit the reason i decided to this day, to make my phannie accounts completely separate from my main accounts.

nowadays, none of my non-phannie friends actually give a fuck and i do occasionally talk about dnp being silly gay white boys w them! at this point i dont post about em on main just out of respect like "hey im sure you dont actually want to hear about british yaoi constantly regardless of our level of friendship so i'll keep it over here okay?"

also, yeah i grew out of thinking consuming media with deplorable acts makes me deplorable. my favorite tv show is hannibal. i know its shocking, but i dont actually support serial killer cannibals. i will say, i dont fuck with "pro/anti" language with regards to what is considered "problematic" or having that be an identity marker. i think that people are free to write fiction as they please so long as its all properly tagged for people who dont enjoy that kind of content to avoid. but i also think there can be and often are problems in the way these stories are written, and yeah if all the romance stories you read growing up involve some sort of force or danger, that CAN normalize this sort of action as inherent to romance stories/real life romance. but i think thats an issue with like, society at large, and it's not on an individual fic writer to be educating teens who read their dead dove fic despite the explicit rating and tags.

TL;DR: BASICALLY. I WAS A DUMBASS KNOW-IT-ALL BUT DW I GOT BETTER.

[chaotic-guinea-pig]

I love your SOT fic! I was wondering if you have any fave style fic recs? 🙏

AWW THANK YOU! <3 I'm glad you're enjoying my fic! And boy, oh boy, do I have some Style fic recs! I'm not sure if you're looking for a specific flavour (i.e. angst, fluff, hurt/comfort, certain AUs etc) so I'll just recommend you something from multiple categories! I'm happy for you or anyone else to send asks for fic recs for specific flavours, though.

These are just some of the fics that came to mind. Someday, I will make a masterlist of my fic recs. I'm also going to assume you heard of the classics like hollycomb etc so most of these are ones I don't see get talked about as much in the fandom (at least to my knowledge - I don't interact with other style shippers that much ;-;)

Starting with ongoing fics to give my fellow WIP authors some love <3

Alter Ego by butterstotchcandy: Ongoing, but a REALLY GOOD TFBW + COLLEGE AU!! The basic premise is that everyone from South Park lost their memories during some mysterious amnesiac epidemic, and it's up to Kyle - who has recovered memories of his superhero identity and powers - to find the rest of the gang and the culprit. Everyone's characterisations are so well done here. It's the perfect mix between fluff and mystery and I'm so hooked and excited to see the plot unfold + Style's relationship grow! There's also bonus Creek here. :)

War Games by CiceroProFacto: Also ongoing, BUT THIS IS DELICIOUS ANGST. It's a modern world and Stick of Truth swap AU where both of the Kyle's have swapped worlds. Stan and Kyle are also bitter ex-best-friends so this is a must read if enjoy reading messy Style where they hate each other. :) I really love how the author characterises both the modern and Stick of Truth versions of our two boys.

Entries from the Past by ViviBaby69420: Ongoing! Wow, this one blew my mind when I came across it?! It's a really cool take on the Stick of Truth AU where King Kyle and Ranger Stan Marshwalker meet in the forest during the war. The worldbuilding is super detailed. Read this if you're more in the mood for a something reminiscent of classical novels. It's also the best execution of first person POV in all my time of reading fanfics (alongside Strider's Edge from Homestuck)

Mood Ring by HedgehogSquadGoals: Ongoing. Honestly, I'm not sure if the author is still in the fandom as the last update was in 2020, BUT STILL, I'm happy to have read this fic anyway, abandoned or not! <3 It's a very sweet and hilarious romcom of Stan being wildly in love with Kyle, who is so terribly oblivious his affections... and everyone else watches on in pain. The banter between everyone is on point and this is one of the few high school Style fics I adore.

Now for some complete ones:

Supportive Parenting by PervertCinnamonRoll: Complete and short fic in which Randy and Sheila try to get their sons together. :) Both of their characterisations are perfect - the most in-character Randy POV I have ever seen.

Sincerely, your super-best-friend Kyle. by cocoacremeandgays (part of a series called 'Three Sides') Oh god... this one, right here. It destroyed me for days. It is the best portrayal of mental health issues and ah, my heart hurts. :( BE VERY CAREFUL THOUGH if you're triggered by heavy topics. **Read ALL the tags and content warnings in full first, please; this one can be distressing.**

Sleeping Lessons by sleep2thefr33zing: One-shot of Stan struggling to sleep after Kyle gets accepted to Harvard! Very sweet and unique. I adore all of this author's works, actually - one of my inspirations from this fandom.

I Thought Soulmates Were Supposed to Be Easy by Anonymous: My favourite take on Style in the soulmates (name on wrist) trope! It shows a more complicated but 100% realistic side of the soulmates trope.

burning apart by clovariia: One-shot of high school Post-Covid timeline - a very sad one-shot of Stan's life during his teenage years, and Style is absolutely bittersweet :(

Connection Lost by VinnieDakota: Another Post-Covid one shot, but this time before the events of the specials! Kyle gets a drunk call from Stan after decades of not speaking to each other and it goes just as well as you would expect. Damn...

Hope this is a good start! Let me know if you would like other recs. :)

[qprsmackdown]

what submissions have the most convincing propaganda: rather for being silly or being serious

hi anon. mod zazie here. i read through every single one of the submissions to answer this because i am insane. and the results are as follows ^-^

techno & phil fans are INSANE over "for you phil, the world!!" as they should be!! i, too, read bunfloras' phil & techno fics. but even if i didnt already know who emeraldduo was, you all have VERY GOOD propaganda. Immortal lifelong best friends... <3

dsmp fans i love you im holding out my hand to you in a gesture of friendship. hello. both mods are also mcyt fans and dsmp fans. we know abt characters vs ccs. we also despise cc!dream. you are safe here. im sorry that previous polls have traumatized you :((

c!tubbo/c!ranboo fans also fucking turned out you have VERY convincing propaganda

ive never read the locked tomb, know nothing of the characters, but to the submitters who sent in Camilla Hect and Palamedes Sextus youve convinced me. VERY good job. where can i find your media i need to learn more. no like fr

jrwi fans are you okay. good lord /pos. also youll be pleased to know WE HAVE NOT ONE BUT TWO SUBMISSIONS OF THE GREATER MANA POLYCULE

to the etho/skizz fan who submitted an essay. hi. i think youre so right for putting them in a httyd au. very convincing propaganda. also are you okay.

hi silmarillion fans. do you need hot cocoa.

jrwi fans are literally so not normal about their guys. sorry to call you out but oh my god not a single one of you is normal /pos. its great.

not a fnaf fan but "Theyre also both canonically queer, if that helps. That has nothing to do with the lobotomies or the dying and being revived as a soulless walking corpse, though." is the sentence of all time. i hope whoever wrote that is doing well.

good evening to the homestuck fan who wrote jake & dirk propaganda so convincing that for a moment i wanted to go check out their media only to remember its Homestuck and ONLY to the homestuck fan who wrote jake & dirk propaganda so convincing that for a moment i wanted to go check out their media only to remember its Homestuck.

we've been over the jesus christ/mary magdalene submission but did you know apparently there's actual evidence to back it up? lots of it in fact? i did not expect to read that tonight (for future reference slash in case you're curious i am an atheist & cycad is christian)

the little women fan has some SERIOUS propaganda. my respect o7

hello to the autistic sp (south park) fan who wrote a genuine essay on kenny mccormick and eric cartman. wish you well (and like, we got a voltron submission as well. i dont know either of those shows/fandoms at all besides vague knowledge that they're not great but eh we're here to have fun. who cares (this is in response to you mentioning you didnt know if sp was allowed (i dont know actually youd have to ask cycad but im like 95% sure its fine (can you tell i have adhd))))

GIGOLAS FAN SPOTTED. they didnt write a lot of propaganda but HELL YEAH WE GOT SOME LOTR FANS HERE. theyre so qpr to me you dont even KNOW

i didnt even think about link/zelda being a qpr before this but you have convinced me. youre so right. they Are

besties who drink poison together STAY together!!! (merlin and arthur). fuck yeah baby!!! i have never seen merlin bbc

oh moirails are a homestuck thing i saw those in our asks and was unsure what they were

CANON QPR IN FABLE SMP? oh i need to check that out. fable smp fans ik this is a long shot but if anyone wants to give me reccomendations for where to start watching.

hiya qsmp fans. no need to worry you have turned out in both numbers AND propaganda. wowzers.

we have One submission for q!quackbur but now im wondering why no one has submitted c!quackbur. theyre literally homoeretic business rivals whose relationship could be viewed as platonic or romantic. smh

Roman and Youngblood from Roleslaying with Roman have very dedicated fans.

divorce quartet the divorced qp polycule ever but also im very biased. (both scott/cleo and scott/martyn were submitted multiple times)

we have some very fun ocs & real life qp relationships and im so here for it.

oh hey lifesteal smp i know those guys. wow damn theyre kinda fucked up arent they.

POLYARCHIVES SUPREMACY <3 BASEDBASEDBASED

POLYMECHS SUPREMACY ALSO SO BASED

Hi. Person who submitted both jesus/mary magdalene and now hamlet/ophelia. I love you. You are here to cause CHAOS and i for one applaud you for it. Can we kiss /j

[wireveined]

WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!

🩻Names: Vessel {Vess}, Sal, Wade, Soul, Roach, AM, Gabriel, Emmet, pawmin

🧲Pronouns: It/Tri {please no they/them!!}🐁about me: im a self-taught artist, and i started in 2020!! my art style changes a lot, but i think ive found one currently ::3 i’m a trans demiboy and genderfluid

🌀Other blogs i run: @vessbot, @medmeowselfships @emo-bird-heart @electricautomaton @coolchickenenthusiast

🎧 mad scientist!!!! muahahahaha >::3

🏙ADHD + possible autism {thank you reb for giving me that worry /s} ♦️Art tag - #vess.png

🥼art trades always open unless stated otherwise!!

🌎Hyperfixations: TGS, Chonny Jash, Will Wood, Gothic Horror, Ultrakill, Homestuck, The Lego Movie, CODMW

☎️Other fandoms: Tally Hall, Undertale/Deltarune, Empires SMP/LDshadowlady, Beetlejuice The Musical, Heathers, GASA4, Splatoon, hfjONE, Object Shows

🪣eldritchapawmination on discord !!

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{^^ sort of out of date!! sorry!!}

🚫DNI LIST❌:

basic DNI criteria (lgbtq+phobes, racists, zoos, etc)

proshippers/anti-anti

MICE HATERS!!!! I CANNOT STAND YOU!!!!!!!!

ash haters (she did nothing wrong gtfo especially if you also ship salvis)

{and, to be clear, jashshippers are fine interacting, i know that's a subject of debate but as long as you're not proshipping while shipping them, i have no problem with it. also dont interpret my art as shipping, unless i say that its fine either in tags or description}

{don’t like don’t read/watch/interact etc applies here, and i am a supporter of such, but that also means that i’m allowed to say that i don’t want proshippers interacting with my content, and i won’t interact with them, either.}

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💌current favorite things:

🌐character: sal fisher <3 !! or soul

📘📕book: frankenstein

📼song: doombox by moon walker

🎮game: sally face

🐾animal: siamese rats ::3

Have a nice stay!!

[pluto-is-a-planettt]

Yo!

I follow from @a-girl-and-her-robo-dog!!

This is long, you have been warned.

Hi. I'm Pluto (but you can call me anything as long as it's space themed lol), I use any pronouns as I'm not putting my actual ones on the internet. Use anything, be creative. I'm Ace, probably Aro as well, but I do make some suggestive jokes. Some of the stuff I reblog on here includes gore so just a warning for that.

I am an adult so if that makes you uncomfortable feel free to not interact, I won't take offense.

My interests: I tend to have a main hyperfixation, a couple mini hyperfixations, and a bunch of things I'll always be interested in talking about.

I am a multi-shipper and don't really have any opinions on any ships unless it's, like, gross. I do tend to like the found family dynamic more than shipping tho, so anything I write is usually more platonic.

Current Hyperfixation: Uhhhh it's a tie between silly train guys and silly time traveling alien

Mini Hyperfixations: Invader Zim, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Minecraft, I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Other Stuff: Gravity Falls, FNAF, Cryptids and anything supernatural, Undertale, re-watching Rainbow Brite, Horror Movies, HTTYD, Studio Gibli movies, Marvel (up til Endgame), MLP

I have never read Homestuck.

Favorite colors: Maroon, Pinks and Reds, Blue-Violet

Favorite movie: Better off Dead and Castle in the Sky

Favorite food: Mac & Cheese

Favorite Pokemon: Chandelure, Diancie, Gengar, Jirachi, Wishiwashi

Favorite Pokemon Characters: EMMET, Ingo, Cyrus,

I have way too many Rotomblr accounts, here's proof (the stars are for ones I'm most active on):

@i-am-emmet-real - Emmet blog⭐

@iam-emmet - shitpost Emmet blog⭐

@team-apostasy-official - definitely not Emmet blog⭐

@tplasma-shadow - absolutely just an average plasma grunt I swear

@a-girl-and-her-robo-dog - Juliana blog (main)

@i-dont-have-the-spoons - Kadabra Sleebie⭐

@the-ghost-of-futures-past - Ghastly Sleebie⭐

@briar-bbacadamy-official - Briar blog

@i-am-better-than-you - Melli blog

@porygon-conspiricy-corner - Rotomblr conspiracy blog

@goindownswingin - BBA OC blog

@heyitswarmrun - it's Warmrun

Other blogs I run:

@pokegirl-tournament - what it says on the cover

@rp-asks-and-stuff - Rotomblr resource blog

I do in fact have a problem.

So my DNI list... Listen I don't give a fuck about your political views. I'll block you if you're a bitch. Just be nice to people, okay? (AND I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT PROSHIP BUT JUST KEEP IT OFF MY BLOG PLEASE)

One other thing: I have, like, the worst social anxiety known to man. Please please please if I say something wrong tell me. Nothing I say is ever meant to come out mean or rude. I tend to be shitty when it comes to social cues and over text is even harder so if I annoy you, I beg of you, tell me.

I think that's it :3

[homestuckd]

Hey. Thanks for checking in. I hate intros. But I'll make one for y'all.

My name is Jackal. Please do not shorten it to Jack. I will bite you.

I am an adult. I can legally drink, vote, drive, carry a weapon, etc etc etc. You don't need anything more specific. That just gives antis hatefuel.

Please use they/them pronouns for me. I'm not going to be mad if you don't, but I'm happier as an androgynous being.

I like watching anime, reading, writing, drawing, hiking, camping, attending conventions, and being a menace online.

I'm the sole troll behind @proshippers-against-censorship and I am unashamed to admit that. The growth and liveliness of that blog is probably one of my crown achievements on Tumblr.

I like robots. I work in the mechatronics field. I salute our robotic overlords. I would fuck Eva01. That's a topic for another time, though.

I couldn't give a shit what you do fictionally. By definition, that makes me proship. But my stance boils down to this - if no living being is being harmed, it's not my fucking business.

That being said, if you don't hold that stance, you're stupid for being in the homestuck fandom in the first place. It is one big, walking trigger warning.

This blog exists for me to jot down notes as I reread Homestuck. For stuff that'll piss self-proclaimed 'antishippers' off, I'll include screencaps. Feel free to proudly show those to them.

I'll leave asks on. Please try to send most messages to my other blog, though. It'll keep this one clear.

I will be tagging homestuck. However, here's my other tags for those who also like when stuff is sorted.

#get homestuckd loser (reviews/reactions)

#get unstuckd loser (asks/offtopic)

#caught in 4k (photographic evidence)

That's it. That's all. Yippee. I'll start updating this blog...probs in two weeks. This week is busy.

[yanderes-galore]

Heyo!! I was just wondering if you wouldn't mind writing a scenario with Karkat and Human partner with the Rednsuch prompt #10 ("you can't leave! i need you, please, i'll do anything!")

You write yandere Homestuck content so well and honestly are one of my favorite homestuck writers overall (same with HTTYD, but that's a little off topic).

I can try, sure! Wasn't given a plot so I just did what came to mind ^^ Happy you like my HTTYD stuff too. Anyways, here's jealous Karkat!

Edit: Oh this just became angsty more than yandere, but I do hope you like it as much as I did to write it!

Rednsuch Prompts Found Here

Yandere! Karkat Vantas Prompt 10

"You can't leave! I need you, please, I'll do anything!"

Pairing: Matesprit ❤️/Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Jealousy, Possessive behavior, Mature language/Swearing, Emotional manipulation, Desperation, Angst, Mild yandere compared to most fics, Attempted break up, Toxic relationship (obviously), Dubious relationship.

Okay, he'll admit it, he messed up.... He knows his temper gets the best of him at times but surely you know that, right? Don't you know he never means to hurt your feelings?

He'll admit he was an ass to yell at you so harshly. It's natural for humans and trolls to be social. He just got upset because he felt you were ignoring him....

He, as your Matesprit/boyfriend, never liked the idea of sharing you. He felt in control when you gave all your attention to him. He feels like he's special when you shower him in loving gazes and affection.

Karkat tends to get easily jealous... supposedly now was the last straw. He ended up letting his temper get ahold of him and he confronted you. In a blind rage and ranted and raved about thr fact he didn't like you hanging out with your friends, troll or not.

That was when he messed up.

Afterwards you told him it was over. Things between you and him were over. The idea of that struck him hard.

No, no, no...! What has he done!?

"A-Are you serious...?" He isn't screaming anymore, if anything he's still in shock. His voice is soft. He feel intimidated under your harsh gaze.

"You heard me, I refuse to have you control me, Karkat." You state, not budging from your idea. It didn't matter how upset Karkat looked to you. It was about time you called things off.

Karkat goes silent as he watches you pack. You and him had shared a home for so long. He's been infatuated with you for so long.

Suddenly, his breathing quickens and he decides he needs to make a move.

"You can't leave! I need you, please, I'll do anything!" Karkat pleads, latching onto you like a scared toddler. You go into shock when you feel him wrap his arms around your waist. You could feel tears drip onto your clothes near your shoulder.

"Let me go, Karkat. Now." You try to order, only for Karkat to shake his head. His face is stained in a red tinge due to his tears. You hate that you feel bad.

You try not to focus on the fact Karkat was sniffling against you. He had yelled at you... he had shown his true colors... you can't stay here. No matter how much you try to pry him off Karkat only pushes himself closer.

"Just tell me what to do!" Karkat continues. "I'll make it up to you! I'll be better! I'll stop being so jealous.... Just don't leave me alone!"

You pause in your endeavors and take a deep breath. Karkat continues to sob into your clothes. Sighing you grit your teeth, turning yourself around and holding him back.

"Do you really promise to stop being so possessive?" You whisper, Karkat's watery eyes looking up at you. You catch him nod and sigh again. "... You're a crybaby."

Karkat stills for a moment, sniffling. He looks like he wants to fight you on that but gives up. Instead he snuggles closer to your warmth.

You really should leave him. You know you should. Yet it appears the troll has you on a tight emotional leash.

As a result... you coax your troll partner over to your bed and hold him close. The toxicity Karkat exhibits is bound to get worse. However... for now... you'll be by his side as you hate to see him like this.

Deep down Karkat feels bad for pulling at your emotions to get what he wants, he knows you see yourself as in the wrong because of him...

But now he knows, at least for now, you won't leave him.

[nepz-sprite-editz]

:33 < hello, nya! and welcome to my edit blog!! im mod nep, and i mostly do sprite edits!! howevpur if you want more info of what i can do, rules, examples, whatevpur else, see below the cut!!

EXAMPLE SPRITE EDITS

these are just a few ive done semi-recently!! i dont have many rules, but they will be listed below. just know your request may take awhile to complete, depending on how complex the edit is!!

RULES:

•no extreme gore (blood and scars are fine!! im just,, not good at drawing gore sorry ^^;)

•be patient w/requests!! dont worry about checking in to see if i got ur ask, but pls dont yell at me to hurry up 33: i have a life outside a' this!!

•you can request trans/nb/whatever characters, but don't ask for genderbends- for examps, you can ask for a 'masc presenting vriska' but not a genderbent one.

•nothing nsfw purrease!!

•im fine with doing ship stuff, but i wont do anything for pedophilic/incestuous ships!! 33:

•no bro requests please-

•i do edits for kins, fictives, fantrolls, or whatever!! not really a rule actually, um.. shoot! uh.. dont be afraid to request? yeah, that wurrks :33

WHAT I OFFER:

"you offer more than sprite edits??" i hear you cry, and, well, kinda!

the things i offer besides sprite edits can also have a sprite edit req attached to em!

"huh?" i hear you question "sprite req.. attached?"

yes!! you can request a sprite edit, and then later something else with it- like, fur example, lets say i made a rust eridan, and you wanted icons for em, you can do that!! i hope that makes sense <:33

i just ask if you do this, you do it in a seperat ask, mkay? but you dont need to req a sprite edit to get something listed below!! just req what u want, n ill do what i can :33

•stimboards < if you dont specify any stims or specific colors, ill just grab whatever i think feels right!!

•icons < default size is 500 x 500, please request a theme with these!!

•moodboards < give me a character and a vibe, and ill see what i can make!!

•pride flags < gimmie a pride flag and a character, and ill make the colors match!!

DNI:

if you're a terf/swerf/'gender critical'/transmed/transphobic

if you're homophobic/lesbiphobic/anything else not covered above (this includes if ur an exlusionist/think dumbass shit abt bi and/or pan ppl)

anti blm/racist/a nazi, or a horrible person in general

map/nomap/pear, or whatever new dog whistle you pedos come up with

if ur anti kin or looking to start discourse in general

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and thats all!! if you have a question, the inbox is open!! :33

[onethousandrbirds]

speaking of shipping: what does your golden age of tumblr mlm otp says about you?

drarry: you spent a lot of time trying (and somehow succeeding for a long time?) at convincing people that you were cishet. congratulations?

wincest: you had a bone to pick with twilight's realism b/c you were #NotLikeOtherGirls

johnlock: you're (were?) a teaboo

frodo/sam: you have (or desperately want to) have a day where your s/o feeds and takes care of you just because or vice versa.

cecilos: you have unironically said "normal is a setting on a dryer" at least once in your life

stony: you have written at least 1 essay about robert downy jr's acting

jeanmarco: you have participated in at least 4 failed "renew this show" or "give X a boyfriend" campaigns. mercy to your soul if you've done both

parapines: you were (or still are, and if that's the case i'm neither judging nor calling the cops) into guro

hijack: you really liked frozen, but thought kristoff was to "bear-ish" to ship with hans

the onceler: ... please don't make me drag you on this post. you've done it enough for yourself by being so thirsty for slash content (basic and boring as it was) that you thought to yourself, "why don't i consume art of this person fucking himself from different points on his personal timeline?" and, "my fetish for thin white men is so debilitating that i cannot interact with any media without my horny goggles on" and brought this monstrosity into existence. why couldn't you have stuck with homestuck like a normal person?

john/dave: weeb, but, no, you don't have the power of god on your side. yet

arthur/eames: you really *tried* to like don john OR loved venom

wiccan/hulkling: you owned at least 1 piece of fckh8 merchandise

klaine: see "drarry" above and "sasunaru" below

destiel: you've watched at least 3 seasons of riverdale despite shouting from the rooftops how terrible you think it is

enjolras/grantaire: you have at least 1 story about not getting the part in a play, musical, or solo from 10+ years ago that you haven't let go of

stucky: sometimes you find yourself whispering "we deserve a soft epilogue, my love" to nothing in particular when you're all alone

merthur: you have complicated feelings about women. even if you happen to be one.

superbat: you will reach enlightenment one day and all who laughed at your ventures will crumble into dust.

kirkspock: you have read the "it took a modern adaptation to get me there" essay. also, you really relate to Ribs by Lorde

coulson/hawkeye: like the onceler fans, you were so thirsty for two white men to ship that you basically invented content from nothing BUT somehow you're the classy ho at the back of the class drinking box wine while the rest of these losers have gatorade. congratulations?

simon/nathan: you have had at least 1 conversation where you explain that BBC programming is leagues above anything ever produced in north america. you've also claimed not to be a teaboo

sasunaru: you like making fun of weebs on the internet while snuggled up with your own dakimakura

rpf of any kind: you have been blocked by at least 3 celebrities on social media. weirdly enough, it was for dunking on them?

timkon: see "suberbat" and "wiccanXhulkling" above

remus/sirius: you have "ironically" said you would fuck your friend's dad to his face at least once

sterek: the very mention of richard siken (rip) sends you into a feral fugue state where you stalk either dylan o'brien or tyler hoechlin's twitter and chant, "godammit not this again."

[fish-of-aquaza]

~~Okay so, hi, I'm new here, in tumblr... and, I... just got into self shipping half a year ago... aaand only have platonic and familial ships.. and you can call me-

Karkat: YOU CAN CALL HIM OCTO, OGILVY, BIIO, JR, TROY, ANIS ETC ETC, THIS DUDE HAVE SO MANY F#CKING SELF INSERTS THAT IT'S RIDICULOUS!

me: ~~J...Just call me any of these, I will clarify which name is which fandom, and-

K: ANYWAYS, HE HAVE A FCKING LIST OF F/OS HE'S ABOUT TO READ OUT IF HE FINNALY STOPPED THE POINTLESS TALKING

Me: ~~Dude, what da heck?! Stop interrupting me!

K:YOU SAID THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE WHEN YOU DO THIS, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BIG OF A DAMM P#SSY TO DO IT ALONE!

YOU TOLD ME, THAT IT WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW MINUTES, BUT YOU'RE BEING SO GOG DAMM SLOW, I CAN'T STAND IT!

Me:~~...

-sigh-

~~Okay, I'll just read it out then.

~~So, first of all, of course as you could tell, Homestuck. I have Eridan, Terezi, Tavros, and of course you could tell, this rage nugget next to me called Karkat.

K:CAN YOU PLEASE, DON'T CALL ME THAT?!

Me: ~~yeah, sorry. -giggle-

~~And I'm still reading homestuck, so there might be more f/os

Karkat:YEAH, YOU'RE STILL ONLY AT THE ACT 5, YOU SHOULD GET YOUR LAZY ASS TOGETHER AND ACTUALLY BE PRODUCTIVE FOR AT LEAST A F*CKING MONTH

Me: ~~you think that I wouldn't if I could? I procrastinate too many things qwq

K: YEAH, EVEN THIS INTRODUCTION! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN "WORKING ON IT"??? MONTHS??

Me: ~~well.. I have been procrastinating it a lot.. But can I continue? I'm finally doing it..

K:YEAH! SURE! JUST GET OVER IT ALREADY!

Me: ~~So, the next fandom is The Owl House. Let's see...We have Amity(familial/sister, she deserves better siblings)..... Gus...., Hooty-

K: THE DOOR THINGY?

Me: ~~yeah? Why did you ask?

K: I HONESTLY THINK THAT THEY JUST NEED SOMEONE THEY CAN LISTEN TO, A GOOD LEADER IN PARTICULAR, WHO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEIR BORING STORIES AND STUFF

Me: ~~well, I would say it differently, but yeah, it's basically what i think. Anyways, the last thing remaining is the Slitherbeast.

K: THAT GIANT ALIEN YETI, RIGHT?

Me: ~~yeah?

K:THAT THING GIVES ME THE CHILL, THEY HAVE THEIR EYES IN THEIR F*CKING MOUTH!!

Me: ~~well yeah, but they are still pretty cool

~~Let's move on, the next one is Danganronpa. We have:

~~Gundham Tanaka

~~K1-B0 (kiibo/keebo)

~~Leon Kuwata

~~Monodam

~~Chiaki Nanami *

~~Koichi Kizakura (familial/dad)

~~Possibly will be more, I'm still watching the walkthroughs and stuff-

K: WAIT A SECOND!

ME: ~~Hm?

K: WHAT IS THAT LITTLE STAR NEXT TO THE NANAMI GUY'S NAME?

Me: ~~okay, first of all, that's a girl, second.. It's just a... A marking, a marking because she's my favourite woman f/o

K: BUT THERE IS NO OTHER MARK FOR A GUY.

Me: ~~Oh! Oh yeah.. I.. I forgot! Let me just -scribbles a star next to his name-

~~Here! Done ^^

K: DUDE, I AM FLATTERED BY THIS, BUT WE BOTH KNOW THAT PRETTY F#CKING WELL, THAT I AM NOT YOUR FAVORITE.

BUT OKAY, I'LL LET IT SLIDE.

SEE? I'M SUCH A GREAT LEADER THAT I LET YOU PERSONAL SPACE, YOU'RE VERY F#CKING WELCOME.

Me: thanks...

~~So anyways, next on the list is: No Straight Roads, AKA NSR We have Neon J-

Karkat: NEON J? IS THIS SOME KIND OF RAPPER OR SOME SH*T? THIS NAME SOUNDS SO LAME I THOUGHT THAT YOU BEFRIENDED A F#CKING LETTER J NIGHT PUB SIGN WHEN I FIRST SAW IT.

Me: ~~No, his name literally means 1010, the name of the boy band he created

Karkat: EXCUSE ME? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

Me: ~~Neon is the 10th element of the periodic table and J is the 10th letter of the alphabet.

Karkat:THAT'S... ACTUALLY CLEVER.

Me: ~~It is. Can I continue now?

Karkat:YES, AS YOUR LEADER I LET YOU TO CONTINUE READING THIS ENDLESS LIST YOU HAVE CREATED TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

Me: ~~It wouldn't take so long if you wouldn't keep interrupting me.. -_-

~~So yeah, he is familial, dad figure. the rest is 1010, and Yinu along with her mother

~~There are only a few fandoms left, I'll be quick.

~~Mha:

~~Tokoyami, I loved his appearance since their first training, he's the coolest and strongest when he's in beast mode (in my opinion of course).

~~Coraline:

~~Other dad, he's a familial, as a dad of course

K: HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE CORALINE, RIGHT?

Me: ~~He deserved better...

~~And, the last fandom,

~~Epithet Erased:

~~Zora Salazar(Familial/Aunt)-

K: DOESN'T SHE STINKS BECAUSE SHE SLEEPS IN THE WOODS OR WHAT?

Me: ~~Yes she does my self insert keep teasing her about it.

~~And the last one, Ramsey. I like his style, pretty much a loveable character, i wanna be his friend.

~~And, as a last thing-

K: YOU SAID THAT WE ARE DONE!

K: I DON'T CARE, I NEED TO GO! I HAD F*CKING ENOUGH?! I'M OUT! -walks away-

Me:~~...

~~Ookay... Soo..

~~I just... wanted to mention that... I'm the brother of (@fishy-moirails), and we have shared f/os, and sibling self inserts in most of the fandoms that I have mentioned...

~~Soo.. Yeah..uhm..I will... update later.. Bye! -runs away-

[supportanimy]

All Stars Verse - Hologram Boy

Synopsis : The coaches of #thatPOWER are angry at Panda for turning P2 into a hologram

Word count : 2803

Notes : Can y'all guess what the title is referencing? Please guess what the title is referencing

"We did it, we did it! We did it, yay!" The coaches sing and dance together in the new galaxy, after Panda traveled to all the planets and achieved the All Stars.

But just as they started to party, a spaceship arrived and out came three people, all with grey skin and white hair, wearing different outfits consisting of only red and black. 

"YOU!" The shortest one pointed angrily at Panda. "You killed our friend!"

"He's not dead, but he is hurt. And trapped," the muscly guy said.

"Hey, I know these guys!" Starships mentions excitedly. "That Power, right?  Or #thatPOWER, I guess. But don't you guys have four? Where's P2?"

"Here," the P3 drops a tiny machine, and a hologram of P2 appears. 

"Oh. Your hair has gotten...longer. And darker."

"Yeah, well as I was saying, PANDA MURDERED HIM!" P1 yells angrily and attempts to tackle Panda, but Reindeer shields them. 

"No, Panda would never do such a thing! They're too sweet and kind to! You must be confusing them with some other panda!"

P4 walks forward and pushes her friend back, but turns around to glare at them. "Impossible, there are no other pandas here," she explains. "Number 2 is not dead," Someone laughs, "he cannot die. However, he is permanently trapped as a hologram because of Panda's actions, and according to him, Panda was constantly taunting and harassing him just before that. Isn't that right?" P2 nods.

"Quiet as ever, huh?" Starships tries to lean on him, but passes through and falls.

"Then it must have been an accident!" Reindeer continues to defend their friend. The two had been close since childhood. One would know that if one played Kids Mode.

SS1, interested in whatever argument is happening, eats popcorn and shares it with the other coaches. "You know, *munch* Panda harassing some rando *munch* is honestly not that *munch* out of character for him." SS2 grabs a handful. "Agreed."

ME4 fixes his glasses, "Wait, I think I know what's happening here. Battle Mode, I'm guessing. Never got a chance on one of those."

"What's Battle Mode?" Rasputin's coach scratches his beard. 

Out of nowhere, Starships slides in to chime in the conversation. "A mode where coaches from two different songs go head to head in a dance battle! Only appeared in two games though, and I never got to join one," she pouts. 

Back to the argument, Reindeer gives up trying to defend Panda and is instead resorting to insulting P2. "He's just a robot! Can't he be replaced?!" the power coaches and BFT gasp.

P1 is now being restrained by P3 and P4 as she tries to attack Reindeer now. "I'm going to kill both of you!"

"No need to waste your energy on those lowlives, Number 1. We just need to get money from them so we can make a time machine and change the events of the battle, making it so that Number 2 wins instead."

Hearing that, HH2 gets a bright idea.

"We don't need to go that far, P4. We just want them to apologize-What do you mean no, Two?! Don't tell me you want revenge too?!

"Psst, P1," HH2 whispers to her friend. "Don't we have a friend with a time machine?"

"You mean Goddess? Does she count as our friend?" he replies before getting elbowed by HH4, who enters their talk uninvited. "I think she means the Backstreet Wannabes." "I mean, Goddess could probably time travel-" "No one asked, P3!"

"BE QUIET!" HH2 shouted loud enough for everyone to hear. 

"Ooh," SS1 directs his attention to her.

"So, #thatPower...I think I may know the ones to help you. Though, we have to fly there since...they're on the other galaxy."

"Sure! We appreciate any help! Even though I'm not sure what kind of help these people you're saying will offer," P3 agrees immediately.

P4 is a bit more skeptical. "How do we know you aren't lying to us? We aren't even sure what help we're getting."

"Some people with a time machine," HH1 tells them. "Like what you said earlier. I'm not sure who P2 is talking about though."

P1 finally stopped being filled with rage, and it was replaced with joy. "You actually have a time machine?! Oh, how I long to return to my time!"

The other coaches are understandably confused over her statement. P3 tells them to shrug it off, "Don't mind her, she gets like that. We're not sure why."

"So what about it, Two? Wanna time travel so you don't get stuck as a hologram anymore?" The hologram nods, grinning from ear to ear. "Great!" P3 turns the projector off and keeps it in his pocket.

"P3, I will murder you, and then dismember you, and feed you to tigers." "We-we don't have tigers. Also your arms are twigs." "Don't you act smart with me!"

"Chill 4, it's just a tiny mistake, NBD," the blonde woman remarks without looking away from her phone. "P1 hit my hand too, but you don't see me threatening him."

"Who the fuck actually says NBD-Oh uh, sorry for that."

"Yeah, but he didn't hit it hard enough that you punch yourself in the face enough to hurt!"

"How did that even happen? Like I said, your arms are twigs-" "Do NOT!"

Just as the two were about to attack each other, they heard the faint sound of an aircraft. 

"Hey, I'm trying to strangle someone! Can you not-" she stops her sentence when she sees a spaceship getting closer to the four.

"Get cover!" "Calm down First, it's probably just going to pass by us like airplanes." "No, P2, it's actually gonna fall on us!" he points at the ship landing fast. "Oh," she's pulled to safety by him, where their colour scheme changes.

It stayed at a steady pace going down, but stopped just 100 meters off the ground and slowly went straight down.

"Seriously? After all that drama?" "Hey, be grateful we're safe!"

When it finally finished landing, four familiar faces and four unfamiliar faces walked out.

"Hey look, it's High Hopes! And some Homestuck cosplayers!" the woman jumps back out from their hiding spot, which made her hair turn back to blonde. "That's not-whatever, I'm tired of your dumb ass."

"Dirty Bit Gang!" HH4 runs to hug DB2. 

"Wait, they have a time machine?!" HH3 never knew that fact. If he did, he would've begged to use it to appear earlier in more songs.

"Well duh, their song is called The Time, and one of us should definitely have a time machine."

"So I see you guys have a spaceship. I assume you guys are here to use our time machine, but who are they?" DB1 asks. 

"Hi, I'm the Starships coach! Love your outfits, but feel like the colours could be better. These are coaches from #thatPOWER, but one member is kinda stuck right now-"

"I hope you don't mind if we borrow it for a while," P3 drops the projector and P2 sighs quietly in relief. 

DB4 stops her punch to DB3 midway to look at P2. "Uh, is he okay?"

"That's the reason we're here. Number 2-" "PFFFFT!" "Number 2, is stuck as a hologram and we have no way of transferring his AI to a body so we were hoping that we can travel to the past to change the course of the battle that made him this way in the first place."

"Cool," DB1 responds, not catching any of that. "Say, why do you need eight people plus a hologram to do that?"

HH2 raised a finger as if to answer him, but put it on her chin instead. "I'm-I'm not sure."

"C'mon, it's easy!" HH1 tries his best to explain. "There's That Power, the ones who want to go to the past, Starships, the representative of 2014, We're here to-wait, P2 was their guide, I'm not sure why the rest of us are here."

"Okayyy, sure, we'll do that, but do you have a plan?"

Silence. "Yeah, we didn't think of that."

"Of course you didn't," frustration was evident in his voice. "Fine, follow me."

DB3 and DB4 continued to fight, while the eight were led to a dark room with a massive TV screen, and a few couches. There was a table with a flower pot on it, with some cookies and candy beside it. 

"So, it would be dangerous to just alter the past with no plans and no actual clue on what happened. That's why, we're going to watch it, then decide what to do," the bearded man takes the remote next to the screen and switches to different channels. "2014, it's a battle, correct?"

The screen switched to a scene on a stage with multiple monitors and the letters VS in the middle, displaying a dance floor with some other items beside it such as a chair. Panda rushed in and stood there while P2 slowly approached them, C'mon by Kesha playing in the background. When P2 was close enough, Panda started circling around him, then went back to their position, but not before blowing a kiss at the robot, which he moved his head to avoid.

"Oh, Panda blew a kiss at you? That should be a reminder," HH4 notes.

"What a shame," HH3 comments.

They began dancing, with Panda moving their arms towards their chest and P2 doing robotic movements. That was until just before the first pre-chorus started where P2's movements look like he was being controlled by a puppeteer, then they became more "free".  

"Haha!" Starships laugh. "Seeing such a serious face on a cute dance move is so-" As past Panda and P2 turned to each other, the lyrics sang at the part made her stop. "Oh no. Oh no no no no. Oh god no."

"Is she okay?" DB2's question had a worried tone. "She's fine. Probably," HH2 assures.

"There are 2 images burned into my mind, and I don't like either of them!"

The rest ignore her dramatics and continue watching the battle. The chorus played, with the two performing an all too common move, putting your elbow on your raised leg, but coupled with some pushing each other to the side in between. When the singer sang the song's title repeatedly, Panda is seen establishing dominance over P2.

"Uhh," P3's braincells, or whatever robots have, seemed to have been fried from just watching the battle. "How are you losing to a panda?!" P2 shrugs.

The beginning of the final round consisted of Panda taunting P2, and P2 attempting to damage Panda but to no avail. P2 looked like he was about to faint right before the chorus started again, with them repeating the same moves earlier. The battle finally ended, in which Panda brings out a button and presses it, turning P2 into a hologram while they laugh.

"Okay, that was way too far now that I've seen it! I'm going to join the others in killing them-"

"Yo, calm down. We watched this to help you think of a plan, remember? While it was very weird to watch, we can decide what to do now, or in the past," DB1 brought out a piece of paper and puts it on the table. "Write your plan of action there, then I'll check over it to make sure it's nothing drastic."

P4 grabs the paper and begins writing on it with her built-in pen. "What we want to do is to make it so that P2 wins this fight. I think that can be easily done if we change the music."

"But won't Panda just press the button either way?" HH1 has a solid question.

"Hmm, then I guess we'll just destroy it."

"Wait, if we're going to destroy it anyways, what's the point in changing the song?" HH3 is surprisingly thinking a bit smarter now.

"Oh, that one is to save his honor. And to destroy Panda's-!" P1 clenches her fist tight.

"Riiight. Right. Right."

"Yes, but how are we doing that? Won't doing that alter a whole lot of events now since he's the mascot?" P3 tries to think deeply.

"Not really," DB1 answers, having a braincell for once. "Since you're from the same game, and you don't have any future appearances besides that one mashup, I think you guys would be fine."

"That's it, yes? Number 2's battle wasn't quite complicated, so maybe that's enough. Sir?"

DB1 takes the paper from P4, and looks it over. "Goddammit why am I reading with shades-yeah, that's okay I guess."

"Great, now we can go!" P1 is ecstatic to finally be able to return her friend back to his original state. So is the rest, even if P4 doesn't show it.

"Well, I guess that's our queue to leave. Goodbye and your welcome!" HH2 grabs her friends to drag them home.

"Wait, but didn't you go by spaceship?" P3 doesn't know how they would even return.

"Now worries, this is our planet, we'll teleport home!" "We can teleport?!" "HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THIS WHOLE TIME-"

"What about...her?" P4 looks down on Starships, who was still freaking out. 

"Well, since she's the 2014 rep, we have to get her gloves if you want to travel there and back-" "I CAN'T TRAVEL TO MY TIME???" "-Would you mind…?" 

Starships takes it off and throws it at the pink-haired woman. "Just, just take it. Heck, keep it."

"Kay."

"Alright, follow me again," he gestures.

This time, a room that looks like it came from a certain sci-fi franchise involving space travel, but not time travel for some reason.

"Ight, just stand there," DB1 points at a platform," and you'll be fine. Also, here are the gloves, just wear it when you're done."

"Thanks a lot for helping us," P3 did a polite bow, "we're very grateful." He elbows the others to follow.

"No probs, we do this all the time, just be mindful that there are some side effects of time travel-" "Excuse me-?!" "But they're harmless! Have fun!" And the three robots plus hologram go back in time.

They arrived at a weird green space. There was a door quite far away, and would take a while to walk to. They felt something weird, and looked at their hands and each other to realize that they became green too. Except for P2.

"Changing colours is not what I expected but…" P4 spins her hand around.

"Maybe this could be useful, since we blend in with everything else," P3 compares his shade to the space.

They see Panda coming out of nowhere, heading to the door. Without speaking, they all immediately followed them. "Number 1, go grab the button. Number 3, get there and change the music." "Aye aye, 4."

P1 gets on the floor and crawls to the panda, P3 rushes to the door, and P4 carries P2's projector, following them from a distance. 

The short woman finds a pocket on Panda's body and tries to find the button. Instead, there was a tophat, a tennis racket, a trumpet and a whole lot of other things that should not be able to fit there. Somehow, Panda didn't notice any of that. She finally got her hands on the button, and immediately destroyed it. 

The sound alerts Panda, causing them to look around, but not finding anyone since they all blend in and P4 had turned off the projector, and shrugs it off. P3 uses that minor distraction to enter through the door. 

Immediately after passing through, his skin changed again, now blending into the room which was where the battle took place. Past P2, stood there, already arrived, but didn't take notice of P3, who climbed the ceiling and found the sound system. He used it and changed the settings so #thatPOWER was gonna play instead of C'mon.

When Panda comes in to start the fight, with the remaining two sneaking in, the course of it had already been decided. Past P2 had started attacking them and charging himself up. The fight continued on with P2 having an advantage, and at the end when P2 won, Panda jumped off, leaving the room while P2 laughs then leaves from the other exit. In that moment, the room turned to a black space, everyone turning back to normal, P2's projector disappeared, and a blended in silhouette of him was there.

"P2, you're back!" P1 goes to hug him. P2 clearly had been confused by what she said, but accepted it anyways. P3 and even P4, who isn't very physically affectionate, joins in the hug.  "We missed being able to actually touch you, buddy. Now I don't have to kneel down just to fistbump someone." "HEY!"

"I guess we can go home now," P4 puts on the glove and they teleported back to their starting point. 

-

So as you can read, there's like zero logic here, but I'm proud of.it cause it's my longest one-shot!

[cryptidsandcatacombs]

If you're still needing homestuck/hiveswap asks, could I please get some sfw and nsfw hcs for Tegiri and Azdaja? Thank you in advance!

Hoo trust me I’m ALWAYS open for Homestuck/Hiveswap 24/7 all day every day and i love these nerds. Just be glad I got the DIRT.

SFW

Tegiri:

~Tegiri: Do you like anime

You: Yes

Tegiri: Marry me

~Pushes up his glasses a lot more around you to seem impressive around you. He likes to think of himself as the cold and calculating glasses anime character. He couldn’t be more wrong. 

~If you’re into anime too, he’s taken in mind anime you liked and has made a note to watch these so he has something to talk about with you. 

~His lusus probably already knows he’s got a red crush on you before even he does. His dad is perceptive.

~He gives you the most sacred of all privileges: letting you borrow his collector’s edition box sets. 

~You’ll find his hand drifts to yours a lot during anime club.Hell, anywhere really. He’s just a sucker for holding hands a lot.

~Is actually a real gentleman who will do old fashioned shit like let you share his umbrella or put his jacket over you when it’s cold. 

~Anyone daring to harm you is getting a swift stab in the leg from him as a warning. 

Azdaja:

~Refers to you as his fellow prince/princess of all Mustardbloods even if you are not of that caste.

~Lets you runs your fingers through his hair when he doesn’t normally let anyone touch him at all. 

~Becomes very open about his issues and problems. He usually doesn’t being reserved about these things usually.

~*hits his scanner* “My oh my that’s unusual. I was sure you must have had a strong power level to totally bewitch someone like me”

~Tries to be extra flirty around you but fails cause he ends up getting very flustered. However, the lines he does get out are either very dorky or very smooth. 

~Tries to impress you with some sweet ass parkour. You’d be impressed by what he can do. It’s truly some Assassin’s Creed bullshit. 

NSFW under the cut:

Tegiri:

~Has absolutely commissioned a custom made body pillow of you. Yes he jerks off to it don’t question it. 

~Watches really shitty hentai with you in hopes you’ll beg him for real actual sex cause this kind you’re watching is so damn awful.

~Call him Senpai. Just do it. Watch him get an automatic boner and take you right then and there.

~Likes to describe in amazing detail while he teases you exactly what he wants to do to you just to get you in the mood even more. 

~A very loud moaner. He can’t control himself even if someone asks him to turn the noise level down. 

~While he enjoys receiving foreplay attention, he prefers giving a lot more.

~Yes his number one sexual conquest is to be so good his s/o does the ahegao face. 

~Likes whispering how good you make him feel in your ear a lot. 

~Gives you lots and lots of soft kisses during and after. 

~Likes leaving nail marks across your body as a way of marking you.

Azdaja:

~Into roleplay a lot. Has a million fantasies which he’s probably written down or dedicated to memory somewhere in his hive.

~A big fan of teasing you in public. He’s not shy at all. 

~Loves grabbing your ass and any place he can reach before he even gets your own clothes off. Is more than willing to use his powers to do it too. 

~Knows and has memorized every sensitive part you have and is not afraid to use them to their fullest extent.

~Very dominating. He gets off on the idea of you being under him and begging for him while following everything he orders you to do. 

~”You’re so good for your prince. I suppose I can reward you my love~

~Likes biting you and leaving obvious marks in places where it’s impossible for you to cover them. Gotta mark what’s his after all. 

~Showers you in praise and kisses after telling you how good you were for him and how much he loves you.