#jegbert love club

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Hiii!! I did it!! I bring you woman!

I noticed a lot of people drawing jegbert with the zillyhoo for an october art thing,, and I was like hey! I did that a while ago!

I drew this a while ago but gave up on the zillyhoo after literally two hours straight of trying to get the geometry right, i just gave up lmao

But after seeing the upsurge in egbert fanart, it made me want to actually finish this and show you all!! So here it is! }:)

And also sorry it's traditional,, I tend to flip back and forth between mediums

I love her so much rghhrhfff she makes me so happy,,

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*in a sing song voice* Ohhhh @adiosterror

Every time I see June on the Internet I jump up and down and clap and go "I know someone who will LOVE this!"

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Everything bad that ever happened in the canon, she's never really processed? If i had to guess

She's super stunted in her emotions and that's never really paid attention to in all the comic's years of running, just forcing her down this same cycle of bottle-it-up for eternity

(Warning! Im a selfshipper ehehe,, and homestuck tw since god damn its necessary with that comic, you dont have to read if you are uncomfortable with either of those things! Ty for letting me ramble though :) )

She's never once confronted all her trauma and everything horrible that happened to her and it's SO sad to think about,, the death of her father, literally the destruction of the entire world, having to spend three years just looking at that same color of god awful yellow

And if we're talking the epilogues and ^2, either she's a divorced father who just tries to make it by with a son who despises her, OR she's literally just dead. And her corpse is shoved in some chick's wallet in space.

A lot of my comfort when it comes to her is the thoughts of seeing her combat her fears and finally settling down to think through everything that happened in her childhood,, even if it takes years for her, I want to be there and give her the support she's needed for so long and that nobody gave to her

I don't want her to keep shoving everything down, she's so emotionally stunted that she doesn't even know who she is anymore, she's pulling her hair out to make sure all of her friends can stay alive because anything could happen at any given moment,, she's so tired and my heart aches for her honestly

Nobody's ever stopped to listen to her, she's never even had a resting moment to think about it,, she rambled with her sister in a frustrated rage but she only got annoyed with it

Even if someone offered to listen, I don't think she would go and pour her heart out anyway, she's not really like that? She'd probably shrug and just mumble that she doesn't know,, it'd take a long time of knowing and getting close to her to even dream about yanking all that out of her

I like to imagine slowly learning her body language and understanding when she's uncomfortable in a situation, or if she's starting to think about bad memories from the game,, i don't think you could 'fix her' or anything stupid like that, i just want to be there for her and let her know that she's seen and someone is there to listen to her

Everyone in canon just kind of sees her as this annoying ball of puberty when that's probably the last of her issues? She's so emotionally undeveloped, and at the rate her friendships are falling apart in her twenties, she'll stay that way for the rest of her seemingly immortal life, thinking that there's much more important things to worry about then how she feels and just feeling like an empty shell when there isn't

So so sorry, I'll shut up now lmao,, if you did get this far, get pranked, you just got john egberted

Hussie be damned, transitioning would've been a perfect milestone for starting her being able to finally focus on her own needs for the first time in her life

new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done

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I love when the selfship community is like 'omg imagine if you had a PLUSHIE of your f/o that would be SO cute' but in this economy if I had a plushie of my f/o it would look EXACTLY like this

And yes. I would absolutely buy it in a heartbeat and cuddle it every night and put little bows in its hair. And yes, those eyes are beads. Hit your siblings with them and hear their skull crunch.

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JEGBERT LOVE CLUB IN THE FORM OF COOL HOMESTUCK EDIT

(please tell me this link works 😭)

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Just remembered john egbert is real. Not a human but like.. dude. Jonathan egbertius the second, the peasant boy trapped in his own abode, is an actual concept that someone created. This is a thing that exists in this universse. And IM IN THE SAME UNIVERSE? WHHAAATTT???

I hope im getting my point across how insane this is.

THIS IS REAL.

and i love him. hes the most perfect thing there is. its so crazy to be in the same universe as the creation of this weird little guy. im so lucky

Y'all remember how lucky we are to be in the same place as our f/os,, just your little bit of mindfulness for the day,, your f/os love you so much and it's such a miracle that you have the opportunity to see and love each other, i love yall too <3

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@adiosterror LOOK ITS UR WIFE

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@adiosterror !!! JOHN EGBERT MENTION !!!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFrJKEAP/ ((here's the link again in case the link embed thing doesn't work))

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AAAAAHHHHH LOOK HOW SWEET HE IS I'M TWEAKING!!

That sweet little smile,, I'd rob a bank to see it, I'd be the happiest man on this planet if I could make him smile like that,,

Makes my day to see this picture again,, I love him so much!!! Aaaarrhgghhh!!!!

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Hehe yay 💖

hi guys what if you imagined your taller and/or heavier f/o lying down flat on top of you on your bed. and they just lie there and you can feel all of their weight pressing down on you and it's so so comfy. like they're a warm and very weighted blankie. what then

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Hello friends!! I just wanna post something that's not a reblog lol, but I think y'all would love to see me and all my friends running around as johns lol

It's super rare that I see anyone on vr use egbert avatars, but i'm always really grateful when they do,, idk, he's very stare-at-able,,

I'm really grateful for my friends as well, they're all such joys to be around even if I get super overwhelmed in big groups like this lol,, but being able to wear his avatar and his hood helps me calm down,, i swear to god that hood was such a good purchase, 10/10

But yeah hehe that's all I have right now, still egging my john till i bert, like usual

I should probably like.. draw or something but life has been rather eventful and i can't find any inspo for it,, but hey! We'll see!

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What's up gang, I'm here with the long awaited egbert collection, call this shit MTV cribs: selfshipper edition

This is just a post to share my collection of merch related to John/June Egbert since I got the Heir of Breath hood today, which is the blue in the back of these photos

Warning: may be too cool for your naked eyes, please wear safety goggles when viewing this post

Here it is!! This is everything I have john related or at least with john on it lol, I'll give y'all a tour

Here's the left side, I'll count the actual hood in here which is what I got today!! It's about 5'4 long and I LOVE IT it's so cozy,,,

To the far left is my breath t-shirt that I got with a comfort character package from etsy, which is also where I got that letter!! What's in it is for my eyes only ehehe,, and up top there is the john candle from Honey Weasel Candles!! I got it at SAHCon this year along with a lot of other candles and I love love love it, I highly recommend them for candle girlies

Those two little paper things are some stickers I got with the Heir hood today!! They're absolutely adorable, I don't wanna use them lol

And in the very center is my prized john keychain from Requiem x Homestuck 2023, I have all four of the kids from 23, but not any from 24 since I wasn't a huge fan of the artstyle

And that breath pin is another thing from etsy! I got it to wear on my work hat and I got some compliments on it lol, I have it since I'm a breath player but he is too, so I counted it

Also!! I didn't take any pictures of it specifically because I'm dumb but that 4/13 book is an art zine from my local convention this year!! I love the art SO much and I'd love to share it with y'all if you're interested!!

OH MY GOD I FORGOT MY BRACELET I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS HOW COULD I FORGET

This also came with my comfort character package with the shirt and letter!! The bells on it used to be pink and blue but they've worn down a lot now,, and one of the bells got crushed by wear and tear

This bracelet is my biggest comfort,, I never take it off and the jingles soothe my anxiety if I'm overstimulated,, I totally forgot about it because I'm wearing sleeves lol, but this is my prized possession,, along with my ancient mew pokemon card, but that's a collection for another day

Thank y'all so much for coming to the ted talk!! And thank you so much to the etsy and convention sellers that helped me fuel my addiction lol

If you're curious about any of the shops I got these from, please do ask me!! Especially with the comfort character package, they do a ton of different fandoms!

Much love, and byebye 💖💖

(Watch me remake this post later today because I forgot something else.. it always happens lol)

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A lady and her bird!! I loved the results from a selfship game I sent her into and I really wanted to draw her with the pokemon she got,,

I'm having ABYSMAL art block atm but drawing her helps me feel a bit better, at least enough to lazily scribble for half an hour before falling on the ground and melting through it like a sponge soaking up water

The selfship game!! v Please support the op! <3

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ehehe,, yaaaaay,,, 💖💖

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Another quick ramble about Homestuck Ultimate Tiers because my friends brought up a very interesting theory!

The theory is essentially that some aspects have their ultimates being so powerful that a human body can't comprehend it, such as Rosebot and Davebot. Light and Time are far too powerful of aspects to where if you fully realize your ultimate tier in a human body, you can straight up just die. Which is why they were put into robot bodies, so they can handle their Ultimate selves.

Dirk on the other hand is an aspect all about the self, so it seems to me like an easy aspect to comprehend. He's the most powerful self he can be, which is still himself, hence, his fleshy body can hold Ultimate Heart just fine.

Now here's where you know this is a post I made.

What about Ultimate Breath? What about an Ultimate HEIR of Breath??? I saw a post in the john tags today with a new Ult John design of him being robotic, which reminded me of this convo that me and my friends had.

Him being robotic as well makes sense to me, his aspect holds itself physically like Rose's would. Dave can't be comprehended due to literally being time and Rose would probably just explode. John? If you ask me, I think he would literally just vanish if he kept in a human form.

As an Ultimate, his Breath would be so vast and incomprehensibly huge that it couldn't be compacted enough to create a physical form. He would become not just the wind, but ALL wind and probably all sources of air or just negative space in general. So, having a robotic body too would probably make sense if he wanted to keep a physical body.

I love the idea of omnipresent Ultimates,,, I mean, Dirk's already got it down, but I think John or Jade being ultimates would be super cool,,, they're literally everywhere all the time

Let me know y'alls thoughts on this, i'm interested

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Listening to older music rn in a june playlist a friend made,, I'm getting so emotional over it and imagining dadbert and baby john dancing together in the kitchen to like,, a cd mix of all these songs I'd love to draw my vision but my art sucks and I'll never match the artstyle that's in my head for this lmao