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Pizza isn’t cut into triangles. It’s cut into radians.

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my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

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Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

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so apparently cnn now has a clock counting how long it’s been since trump has attacked someone on twitter

and all it did was remind me of is this

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so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂

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I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

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when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

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this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages

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This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

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moneyclothesweed:

dogsmut:

seem:

terryono:

isaac:

just a friendly reminder that if you’re lazy or just bored and want to make some easy money from home you can from this website!!

bless this website i made 50$ from them by just filling out surveys, theres also an option to exchange your points as cash donations to different charities which makes me happy

tbh i thought this website was sketchy at first because i saw so many tumblr users reblogging it but i started earning money immediately

can you believe that you can actually earn money for free and even donate to charities by just filling out surveys

I just made $20 for the bud sack. Thanks again. I wasnt gonna be able to get high with out it.

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Let’s give credit where credit is due: Women’s March organizers Tamika Mallory, Bob Bland, Carmen Perez, and Linda Sarsour 

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He may stop the ads, but nothing beats old fashioned word of mouth. Make sure everyone you know (and those you don’t know) they can still sign up for obamacare/ACA until January 31st! 

the more people sign up, the less eager republicans will repeal it, especially those in swing states and districts, and we only need three GOP senators to vote no on repeal. 

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I’m not a big knickknack person. I like to keep my home sparse in the “tiny objects” departament. But I must admit I really do dig these Hieronymus Bosch figurines. They’re kinda cool-looking in their own obviously weird way. I especially like the ones from Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights.

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I’m not a big knickknack person. I like to keep my home sparse in the “tiny objects” departament. But I must admit I really do dig these Hieronymus Bosch figurines. They’re kinda cool-looking in their own obviously weird way. I especially like the ones from Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights.