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Hey, if you ever need anyone to talk to, I'm always here, even if it's not Gunmen stuff. I know how it is it be lonely, and I just wanted to tell you, you're not alone.

Thank you for this, I actually ended up taking a break from writing for awhile. But I'm back now 

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So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

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Loki isnt bisexual! why do you all hate straight people, we've done nothing to you

What part of 'a bit of both' sounds straight to you? Loki just admitted to having engaged in relationships with men, women and perhaps those in between.

We don't hate straight people. The only straight people we hate are the ones like you.

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Captain America knows what’s good.

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I really like the idea getting fucked on someone’s lap,,, like getting as close to them as physically possible and having someone hold ur hips down while they thrust up into u ,, like yes it’s embarrassing to be watched but also,, I don’t not like it hehe

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I've been thinking more about how soft dom's use questions as a way for their sub's to feel that soft control? And to encourage communication? Especially if they already know the answer, and give you that look 👀👀

Are you sure about that, sweetheart?

Can you show me?

Is that too hard for you, darling?

Do you need help?

Are you excited?

Could you do one more for me, baby?

Are you going to sit nice?

Are you going to behave today?

Do you need to hold my hand?

And then, followed up with "well done, thank you, so good." because being praised for using your words is ❤️🤭🥰❤️

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It’s a good thing Garak has no self respect because I gotta say if I was trying to sacrifice some starfleet officers’ lives to save myself and my boyfriend from his overloaded porn parody LARP program and he shot me idk if that would turn me on quite so obviously

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This is absolutely insane- here’s an ordinary old rowhouse in the UK, until you see what the owner did inside.

It was the home of the late Kenyan artist Khadambi Asalache, and that is now a museum belonging to England’s National Trust.

Is this not crazy-amazing?

His carvings are so delicate and intricate. 

He also made furniture.

In the lounge is an art cloth- he did the paintings on the walls, as well.

The kitchen- even the stove is gorgeous.

Everything is carved- the bed, the walls, the furniture, and even the ceilings. 

He also painted patterns on the floors.

Notice the artwork between the carvings on the walls.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/londonhistory/permalink/3992952990751740/

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Best of batcatpussygate:

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I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

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I know I dont tag you guys as much as i used to, and sadly its because I've been struggling to write but this trip has helped relax and i have tons of new story ideas!

@bechobbi @the-best-kung-fu @datarsiah-noodles @lone-gunwoman-of-the-week @wholesome90stv @fawn-soul

I still love all of you guys and smile whenever I think of you ! ^_^

Currently on my way to vacay I'm so excited to finally get a break from work even if it's just a couple of days ^_^! I hope to take and post many more pics!

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i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane