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your spotify brings me joy. like odysseus playlist??? jd playlist?????? kenny playlist??????? shiggy playlist???????????????????

Why thank you my dear husband :3

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Stalking my own blog to see if I'm funny like:

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this is how it feels to talk to ur mutuals on tumblr

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Okay hold up wait I need to show you the progression of our reblogs thus far this is actually hilarious:

start with being bug/pebble

Start discussing tag names

Getting tortured by a cryptid

Deciding on tags

Meeting Grandparent

Talk about family dynamic

Talk about various fandoms

Start fucked up Odyssey/Epic roleplay with final goal being the writing of a physics exam.

I fucking love you bro-

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

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IT'S GONNA BE 12 LONG YEARS SKSGSBSK

MAYBE TWENTY WE'LL SEE

FULL SPEED AHEAD MEN, I MUST WRITE THAT EXAM!

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

@cultist-bones

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I won't, I prOMISE

(I need you to visualise me getting thrown to America via Poseidon. In this case:

This wet beast being lopped around like a sack of potatoes.)

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

@cultist-bones

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You don't even have to ask. I'll swim there <3

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

@cultist-bones

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Awiwyswb noooo savi 😭

Dw pookie, if you have any questions I'm literally itching to answer them 🙇🫵

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

@cultist-bones

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Jejshsutsbsisy 😭🤝

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

@cultist-bones

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LITERALLY BRO .

Aajsbsus no like I said it earlier and I'll say it again, I have plans to rewrite some of the story. Same basic plot, just with my spin on things. (I'm so gonna change the relationships because 👁️👁️)

The joy of being the Cryptid Husband is profound <3

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

@cultist-bones

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It's giving:

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

@cultist-bones

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Bskstsbsu no FR tho!!

I've been rewatching it recently and it has brought back... Mixed feelings. There's some creepy shit but hey, nothing some rewriting and fanon can't fix (can you tell I'm trying to cope so bad lMAO-)

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

@cultist-bones

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I'll be that awkward spouse at every family gathering that somehow becomes the one everyone points to and says: "wait who married him again??"

🗣️‼️💪🔥

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

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KSGSNSUS YES YES IT IS MELIODAS

I am RUNNING IN CIRCLES SCREECHING

@savi-of-ithaca, please, please let me be adopted please I'm going to spontaneously combust sir please 🙇

Ssshhhhh we don't need papers, unofficial adoption found family trope for the win 🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇

my child since when were you married

uh like. yesterday. you'll be invited to the ceremony my dear parent you have my word

@cultist-bones

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Ohhh maidens this maidenless that, what about the bachelors?????

Appreciate your princes folks. Saving the princess every day isn't easy </3

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A true symbol of matrimony <3

welcome to the wasting time and ink masterclass. i have been taught by the greats such as @starry-toya

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It goes so unbelievably hard. That's gonna be my new Spotify handle, that's how hard it goes

welcome to the wasting time and ink masterclass. i have been taught by the greats such as @starry-toya