#please i need help

[peachesofteal]

(18+ MDNI) I’m-

obsessed with the idea that Johnny doesn’t know how to make a pussy come. Simon has to teach him, show him the way they like to be touched, demonstrate how to rub your clit just right to make you squirm with pleasure, his thumb over Johnny’s, stroking circles in tandem.

“Johnny’s never made a girl come before,” Simon tells you gently. “You’ll be his first. Will you help him? Tell him what feels good?"

“Nice an’ slow at first, when you're rubbin’ her little clit. Feel how hard it is?” Johnny nods, enthusiastically, and you whine, shivering at the sensation. 

“She likes that.” Johnny groans, breath blowing over your exposed flesh-

He has to stretch you out too, so he can get his finger inside you alongside Johnny’s, otherwise how is he going to know what to look for? He won’t be able to find that soft, spongy spot without Simon’s help, obviously.

This is from the fic The Pit

[cyrusthedragon]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SEE WHAT I SEE??

PLEASE MY BRAINROT IS STILL NOT THAT BAD

Or it is. No one knows.

[hrtiu]

Folks I need help. I distinctly remember seeing/reading/hearing mention of which house killed Lucanis and Illario’s parents during the murder of crows quest, but I’ve watched some playthroughs on YouTube and read through every entry in the codex and I can’t find it! Does anyone know what I’m talking about??

[therandomtoad]

Guys, TGWDLM was a fucking WARNING. I was watching The Sorcerer's Apprentice with my mom(awesome movie btw), and the love interest's name is Becky Barnes. I shit you not, as soon as I heard that I started singing "Omg it's Becky Barnessss, they go way back in tiiiiiiimmmeeeeee~" while my mom looked at me like an alien. I will hear someone ask, "What do you want?" And I'll respond, "Tell me what you desire to see. " For fucks sake, my brother was talking to me about Poppy's Playtime and how the Smiling Critters are a stuffed animal line, and I immediately responded "Oh, like the Lord's in Black?". I'm so done. Send help.

[keltherealone]

How do you guys see this painting cuz I'm struggling out here

At first I thought it was like this

But then I noticed what I assume to be Fred's arms??? Why are they so long

So now I see it like this

[what-the-bally-hell]

I have three starkid playlists: holloduke, spankoffski bros and lexthan (and hannah).

I was wondering if anyone had song reccs for any of those playlists?

edit: as much as I appreciate the likes please can someone actually help, I need song reccs for them please😭😭😭

[thegoldenphantom]

How does one do nail art? I have an idea.

[plasterdrain]

welcome back guys, starchaser!!!

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

when you say that you don't have a favorite character but then your profile looks like this

[traffic-duck]

Trying to find this one specific Supernatural fanfiction and I remember hearing about it in this one TikTok but I can’t seem to find it anymore. I vaguely remember what happened in the video but I know it was a series and was like published in 2016 or was last updated in 2016. Please help I need to find it I’ve spent trike the last three weeks trying to find it but I can’t.

[cinnibunbear]

PLEEASE I'VE LOOKED FOR AGES BUT CAN'T FIND IT

can somebody PLEASE tell me which TNTL episode is the one where Courtney does a bit during Shayne's turn where she comes in with an urn and says "Spencer's in here" I REALLY NEED TO KNOW

[zestys-stuff]

sooooo i already sent issy an ask, telling them how much i love your collab(i’ve read it at least four times) and i have made the adult decision to make one of your works my lock screen🫣🫣

Now tho the question is which one? I’m between these three🥴

(your art and writings are absolutely amazing💗💗)

Oh myyyy ❤️ Hun, i’m so happy to hear you enjoyed! Both me and @tiredmamaissy were thrilled to make this collab💕 And reading it four times 👀👀👀👀 Wow, that’s dedication

Also, this is so flattering ahhhh, my heart! 💕💕💕 darling i could not possibly tell you which one to pick, it’s your choice :> The one you like the most ❤️ I’m just gonna say i’m so delighted 💕You made my day

[greatqueenratt]

maybe i am obsessed with them, and so what! i love them with my whole heart and i felt like this small moment was so tender and gentle i can't 🥹🥹🥹

⭐️

[irisbellemoon]

my dear aromatic and asexual pals, how do you figure out if you're aro/ace/both? cuz i'm..... starting to wonder.

[eve6rangers]

What do you guys think the timeline of Ninja Storm is? Like, each episode is a week? Or which episodes do you think it varies in?

[polarisjisung]

guys what do I name a white bunny