#please god shes so hot

[iamnotdirtylaundry]

i don't know shit about Witcher but I saw clips of the new game trailer and was considering getting into it because of how incredibly sexy fine that ciri lady is only to get online and see masses of people calling her ugly and mannish.. CIRI GET BEHIND MEEEE

[starry-bi-sky]

my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]

[starsinmylatte]

No because me too girl

[mbccari]

Zoya and Eleven from the latest collab.... god

(got the pictures from here !! it's a thread with all the pics, I linked the sources one)

[httpiastri]

i suddenly forgot how to breathe

[cult-of-the-eye]

guys you don't understand the CHOKEHOLD emily prentiss has on me

[tbhshaped]

I get she's extremely hot but all I'm seeing is people wildly sexualizing sevika's season 2 act 3 poster, and not talking about the fact that she's #1 the only one not facing the camera and #2 she clearly seems to be in some sort of pain, combined with the fact that we know her and Jayce are the only ones with hextech infused with them, you guys are simping over what may be her death scene

[kuromi-hoemie]

i love forgetting beloved mutuals have a top posts section then being absolutely floored by all their selfies in there. oomfies greatest hits... the forgotten gems

[the-moonprophet]

so i just finished arcane for the first time and not to sound lesbian or anything but holy fucking shit. oh my lord. good heavens. holy f ck. oh good lord. my fucjing shit. good fuck. ing lord hesven almighty

[dootznbootz]

I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...

Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.

I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.

I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.

Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D

I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬

Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D

[iamnotdirtylaundry]

"you don't deserve me blade" okay but can i deserve your strap?

everyone go watch blue eye samurai RIGHT NOW for questionably gendered sexy sword wielding

[crybabycinna]

Ok so like listen…who is gonna take one for the team and write a sugar mama Lin beifong fanfic? I saw one on AO3 but they didn’t finish! I’m so upset so who’s gonna take one for the team! And make another one! Please! And I need it to be full of SMUT AND FLUFF! SOMEONE PLEASE! I’m not capable of writing this so someone please! I’ll give my left foot and my left kidney (no I won’t but please 😭) but someone please 😭

[yolyoola]

Guys please hear me out on older woman sonja. Like 30 something, pushing 40. guys. GUYS.

[isatoru]

I NEED VI TO BOUNCE ME ON IT IMMEDIATELY

[enhanced-operatives-division]

Let her grieve

[quietwingsinthesky]

people also don’t like when u point out that jo’s whole character is about subverting the usual ‘main character treats woman he just met like his little sister’ trope and drilling into our heads that she is Not that and doesn’t particularly appreciate being treated like she’s incompetent when she’s been immersed in this her whole life and is literally sam’s age. and then u point out that charlie is written explicitly to make it as easy as possible for her to be a cool little sister stand-in for dean, who always wants to help and never disagrees with them and whose internal conflicts are minimized to the point of nonexistence.