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iamnotdirtylaundry · 3 months ago

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i don't know shit about Witcher but I saw clips of the new game trailer and was considering getting into it because of how incredibly sexy fine that ciri lady is only to get online and see masses of people calling her ugly and mannish.. CIRI GET BEHIND MEEEE

#the witcher #ciri witcher 4 #please god shes so hot #how is she being hated on so badly #like look at her

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stargildedskies · 4 months ago

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No because me too girl

#lyria rambles #again I know she's probably playing him like a fiddle but #but god thus whole thing is so hot #because apparently has a weak spot for younger blonde women……..#hi hello can I be next in line please #Old man fucking 🔛🔝#rick flag sr #creature commandos #dcu #dc comics #dc smut

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soupstopp · 2 months ago

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hottest woman to exist? Sevika from arcane. I can not legally state the things I'd let this woman do to me. However, I do dream to be squished between her biceps. I am not a masochist but I would thank her if she choked me. I would be the jacket over the puddle for her to step on as to keep her shoes dry.

Someone said that the mechanical arm would be a turn off. No. It is one of the hottest parts about her. The cold metal of it against your skin AAAAAH I see many talk about Viktor's pout. Can we talk about Sevika's? She gives me the slightest frown, whether its a wide eye pout or a stern glare, I'm giving her whatever she wants. Whatever you say gorgeous

#arcane #sevika #sevika arcane #thirst #i need this woman #like actually #i need her #i need her so bad #its not even funny #please step on me #oh my god #SHES SO HOT

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mbccari · 6 months ago

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Zoya and Eleven from the latest collab.... god

(got the pictures from here !! it's a thread with all the pics, I linked the sources one)

#ZOYA ONE CHANCE PLEASE JUST ONE #she's so hot please throw me around like a ball commander #women in pants god I'm weak #AND ELEVEN.... WHAT A WOMAN....#Hamel looks so beautiful too 😭 she's a princess #ptn #path to nowhere #Serpent Coco and Langley look gorgeous too man I love all the designs #I'm just very weak for Zoya. and Eleven is Eleven.#ptn zoya #ptn eleven #eleven ptn #zoya ptn #path to nowhere eleven #path to nowhere zoya

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httpiastri · 1 year ago

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i suddenly forgot how to breathe

#sitting in glass and trying to breathe properly #we have a guest lecturer and she’s extremely boring so tbh this saved me #but oh my GOD #the neck???? in a shirt like this….. okay #necklaces :(((( so sweet (and hot)#and the bracelet :( and his hand and the way he holds the glass and just-#no i’m not overreacting #someone please tell me i’m not overreacting #i love love love when he’s got his broccoli hair all curled up and huge but #this is also so sweet 🥺🥺🥺 when it’s more flat #just the tips curled up #i love it #his nose 😵😵#okay i shouldn’t be on my phone in class bye #f2 #f3 #paul aron

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cult-of-the-eye · 10 months ago

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guys you don't understand the CHOKEHOLD emily prentiss has on me

#i just need 5 minutes #please i would do anything #god she's EVERYTHING #she's so horrifically hot???#emily prentiss #paget brewster #criminal minds #rambles #cult rambles

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tbhshaped · 4 months ago

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I get she's extremely hot but all I'm seeing is people wildly sexualizing sevika's season 2 act 3 poster, and not talking about the fact that she's #1 the only one not facing the camera and #2 she clearly seems to be in some sort of pain, combined with the fact that we know her and Jayce are the only ones with hextech infused with them, you guys are simping over what may be her death scene

#i love sevika #im ace but i understand why you want her to bed you #but for the love of god #can we please take her seriously??#for once??#shes so hot like oh my god shes genuinely one of the most attractive characters ever #but she is so much more than that #stop taking something that is meant to be taken seriously #and sexualizing it #i wish people seen her for more than just what's inside her pants #god.#arcane #sevika #arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 act 3

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the-moonprophet · 7 months ago

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so i just finished arcane for the first time and not to sound lesbian or anything but holy fucking shit. oh my lord. good heavens. holy f ck. oh good lord. my fucjing shit. good fuck. ing lord hesven almighty

#not to be gay but #i might be gay #the way she is literally my gay awakening #she could step on me and i'd thank her #vi #vi arcane #arcane #league of legends #oh the misery #oh my god #shes so hot #please #gay posting

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dootznbootz · 1 year ago

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I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...

Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.

I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.

I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.

Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D

I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬

Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D

#I have these same feelings with Medea and Medusa and so many others. Penelope too. Let them do something fucked up just to be fucked up #I'm a “god forbid women do anything” in the sense of 'she did a fucked up thing. That's why she's fascinating. Don't take her awfulness #away from her!!! please! I wanna study her under a microscope!'😭#PLEASE #...I actually kind of don't like the idea of her actually caring about her nymphs :P maybe she “protects them” but like...#I see her as a “Why are all of you dancing? Oh. it's a birthday? hm okay. Just make sure your duties are done.” while not caring #whose birthday it is. She's not really shown to be close to them during the Odyssey and idk just seems in character for her to not give af #save me morally gray circe #<-making that a tag now because...yeah. She absolutely wouldn't save me though.#Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #anti madeline miller #anti circe #<-THE BOOK! I HATE THE BOOK! LET HER BE AWFUL YOU COWARDS #Why do women need to be SA'ed to be strong Miller?! >:(#...Ima say it. The pathetic wifeman is more relatable to me than Hot Snake Monster Lady when it comes to this stuff.😤#I just sincerely hate the fact that people erase what happened to him you know? It's silly but it means a lot to me.#Also I think she got bored of him immediately and simply let him chill at her place.#She's a goddess. She's got better things to do and she absolutely doesn't love him and he absolutely doesn't want her.#I don't have with Eugammon btw. He's dead and I'm exaggerating but I STILL hate the Telegony >:(#tw sa #kind of??? idk #barely mentioned but yeah #Calypso though?? Yeah. I hate her in practically everything except Pirates of the Caribbean because that's not Odyssey Calypso

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iamnotdirtylaundry · 1 year ago

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"you don't deserve me blade" okay but can i deserve your strap?

everyone go watch blue eye samurai RIGHT NOW for questionably gendered sexy sword wielding

#blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai mizu #hornyposting #please god shes so hot #whyd they make her so fucking fine

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crybabycinna · 1 year ago

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Ok so like listen…who is gonna take one for the team and write a sugar mama Lin beifong fanfic? I saw one on AO3 but they didn’t finish! I’m so upset so who’s gonna take one for the team! And make another one! Please! And I need it to be full of SMUT AND FLUFF! SOMEONE PLEASE! I’m not capable of writing this so someone please! I’ll give my left foot and my left kidney (no I won’t but please 😭) but someone please 😭

#she’s the love of my life #lin beifong #lin is fine asf #chief of police lin beifong #lin beifong x reader #please im begging #im desperate #sugar mama Lin beifong #god she’s so hot #Lin is gay asf #the legend of korra #tlok

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yolyoola · 5 months ago

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Guys please hear me out on older woman sonja. Like 30 something, pushing 40. guys. GUYS.

#no this isn’t a lore post I just love older women #afk journey #afk sonja #DUDE HER JP VOICE #WHY DOES SHE SOUND OLD ITS SO HOT #PLEASE I LOVE YOU SONJA #another mentally unwell butch added to my roster #ARGHH I LOVE SONJA #I’m so excited for sonja oh my god

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isawken · 2 months ago

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KEN WAKE UP

KEN RODEO CLOWNS

KEN PLEASE RODEO CLOWNS AND CHAPPELL