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hocky au! abby losing a game and taking her fustration out on you in the locker roomsđ”âđ«đ”âđ« god i am SICK for this woman.
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abby anderson x reader
cw : PORN ITS JUST PORN, literally two mins of plot in the entire thing, cunnilingus, mommy kink, public ish sex, dirty talk, dom!abby, reader being a tad crazy, literally so many things I canât label rn im so tired, lower your expectations to zero rn, hockey!au, modern!au, college!au.
wc : 4.3k (I have no idea how this happened)
| anon thank you for the request, i really hope I did it some justice but this probably is super unreadable. Iâve been thinking abt this nonstop for the past three days, so I hope you enjoy! |
Abby Anderson was not a sore loser, except on the off chance your school's rival team won, but that never happened. Other than the fact that it did, in the last few seconds too. They managed to get the last- and ultimately winning- goal, leading the school's undefeated streak to come to an end. In that scenario, she absolutely took the loss to heart, becoming the world's most frustrated girl as she practically threw her skates off and disappeared into the locker rooms.Â
Her teammates didnât even dare to venture inside, deciding that wearing their sweaty uniforms home was a better fate than fucking with an angry Abby. It wasnât often they saw her like this, but when they did it was crucial to be as scarce as possible. Being the team captain was a hard job, but being a team captain whose win streak was just destroyed.. by the rival team... Not even they could imagine the outrage.Â
âAbby?â You called down the hallway, arms filled with bags before you tossed them down by the doorway. It was weirdly silent, not a sound emitting from inside as you slowly pushed the door open.Â
The room seemed pretty empty, except for the tale-tell signs of Abbyâs presence. Her gym bag was wide open and clothes littered the floor around it, accompanied by her (incredibly too big) water bottle. She was here, just where was the question.Â
You pushed in, letting the door swing closed with a âthwackâ against the frame, before glancing around the mostly darkened room. It was a pretty big place, seeing as the school had gotten a pretty massive check from some surgeon pertaining to the rink and all its little bits and bobs. A nice place, that was undeniable, seeing as all of the rivaling schools chose to visit instead of host.Â
âAbigaillll..â You drew out, turning a corner to find it desolate, making a disappointed frown pull at your lips. If anyone was able to calm the girl, it was you, coming in the clutch on rough games and making sure she didnât get expelled for threatening to harm her opponents (she tended to get a little too into the game, like, all the time.) How was a mystery to most, seeing as theyâd seen her take down grown men on the ice. but her little girlfriend? different story. âWh-,â
A hand cut you off as it cupped over your mouth, pushing you back until you landed back first into the endcap of the lockers. Thinking the worst, you attempted to bite at the massive hand, earning a dry chuckle from someone you knew a little too well.Â
It was her, of course, it was her, who else would it be?Â
Abby licked her lips gingerly, her usual crystalline eyes taking on a darker more steely blue as she peered down at you, hand slowly moving from your mouth to the curve of your neck. âHi.â She hummed, not really paying attention to you as her gaze followed her hand- watching as it caressed the soft flesh of your throat.Â
Heat rose in your cheeks, making you let out a small covering cough. âIâve been looking for you.â You spoke, the soft graze of her nails against your skin catching you off guard enough to halt your sentence there, watching her face as she let her gaze fall to your chest.
âOh yeah?â She asked, eyes flickering back up to meet your own, they were filled with something else now.Â
You nodded, recognizing the heat in her touch after having spent so long memorizing her personal language- something only you could decipher. âYeah, I wanted to, uh, check on you.â Mostly true, seeing as her friends were too scared to try.Â
Abby raised an eyebrow, using a free hand to push her honey-toned waves over her shoulder. âWhy wouldnât I be? Just a game, right?â She stated, words sharp enough to kill as she moved an arm over your head, using it to hold her weight as she loomed over you. âNo need to be so..-â
âFuck it.âÂ
You wouldâve fallen backward with the force of her kiss if she hadnât carefully kept you placed firmly against the lockers- giving you little to no room to move. Not that youâd even consider it, seeing as the high her lips gave you was more than enough to keep you complacent with her will. She knew how easily she could rush this, how wet youâd get just from this small encounter, but she wanted needed to make this last.Â
Abby panted lightly as she broke away, eyes cloudy with frustration and lust as she eyed you. Something about her energy had shifted, she no longer felt like the angry girl on the ice, but instead like a predator stalking its prey. She wanted you in the most primal way but her conscience was holding her back- not wanting to do anything you werenât comfortable with. âBaby, look at me.â She rumbled, voice dark as she took in the look of your blushed cheeks and slightly parted lips. Something about you made her feral, wild, untamable.Â
Your glossy eyes darted up to meet hers, almost making you gasp at how intimidating she looked. She towered over you, hair falling carelessly down her shoulders whilst she eyed you, not even to mention her face had taken on a tinge of red from the temperature of the locker rooms. You knew she didnât have a bone in her body that could hurt you, but in the seconds leading up to your compliance, you would've let her if she wanted.Â
âWhat is the safeword?âÂ
A pang of nerves shot through your stomach, glancing around the locker room before she moved a hand to your face- redirecting your gaze back to her. âB-but Abs, we canât.â You managed, feeling the familiar warmth enter your panties as she forced your attention back onto her with a dry chuckle.Â
âSafeword. Now.âÂ
Your tongue darted out to wet your lips, âMercy.â You whispered, shifting your weight from foot to foot as you watched her carefully. The room was silent despite the ragged breaths that fell from your lips, adding to the anticipation that had begun to soak your cunt.Â
âAtta girl.â Abby praised, pushing forward to capture your lips again, one hand coming around to linger at your waistband. Her lips were rougher this time, chapped from the chilly air, and desperate as they delved into a clash of teeth and drool. As much as she had begged herself to take her time, there was something inside of her that begged to be satisfied, it begged to be fed.Â
You whined into her mouth as she bit at your bottom lip, arms moving to lock around her neck as she used her free hand to unbutton your jeans. âAbby..â You panted, pressing your thighs together as you felt her hand dip past your waistband. âWe canât, what.. what if someone sees?â You managed halfheartedly, not wanting to stop but knowing it was the best decision.Â
Abby chuckled, nudging your thighs apart with her leg, giving her access to your heat. âThen let them.â Her fingers grazed over the soft cotton of your panties, feeling the wetness that had seeped through, before pressing into the little ball of nerves gently. It was enough to erect a strangled moan from your lips, urging her to continue her devious toying. She let her thick digits skim over the fabric covering your slit, just barely adding a bit of pressure to your swollen lips.Â
âFuck,â You hissed, legs naturally easing even wider before she crudely pulled her hand from your cunt, making you whimper from the loss of contact. Youâd immediately begun to think of some way to chide her before youâd processed the loss of contact, seeing as she now sunk to her knees. Her hands were focused on ridding you of your jeans, lips swollen and parted as she gazed up at you.Â
The sight made you groan aloud, her demanding yet desperate touch drove you insane as she eased the jeans down your legs until she finally got them off taking your panties with them in one swift movement. With a haphazard throw, youâd found yourself in just her oversized shirt that youâd stolen from her last night, trembling slightly under her electrifying touch. âPlease, Abs.â You sighed, a hand moving to intertwine with her honey locks.Â
She made a show of licking her lips, keeping her eyes on your own as she dipped down to lick a stripe up your soaked cunt, arousing a satisfied groan to leave her mouth. If there was one thing she prided herself on, it was her self-control, but as she looped an arm around your thigh- sheâd swear sheâd been lying to herself the entire time.Â
Her shoulders pushed your legs open wider until you were practically thrown over her shoulders, barely able to hold yourself up without her. Chest heaving as you gripped her hair, head coming to rest upon the cool metal of the lockers behind you.Â
Abby flattened her tongue against your hole, nose bumping your clit gently as she tasted the arousal youâd accumulated after only a few minutes of being within her grasp. She dragged her tongue against the hot skin, coming up to swirl around your clit before sucking the small bundle between her lips roughly. Â
A sharp gasp left your mouth as you pulled at her hair, earning an amused noise from the girl. She knew how weak you got for her mouth, how easily she could unravel you without even really trying. Anytime she could, sheâd use it to her advantage. âF-fuck, Abs.â You whimpered, feeling her tongue dip in between your folds to skim over your slit.Â
âYou taste so fucking good.â She groaned, mouth now covered in your juices as she pressed messy open-mouthed kisses to your clit. You hadnât realized, but her hand had left your waist, now hanging by your thigh as she pulled back slightly to watch as you fell limp against the lockers.Â
She barely hesitated as she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, placing her free hand between your thighs, letting one thick digit slide in between your puffy lips before coming to a gentle stop above your slit. Her finger grazed over the hole, feeling as you attempted to clench around nothing. It brought a small smile to her lips as she glanced down at her sweatpants, biting the inside of her cheek lightly before letting her finger press into your cunt.Â
You whined at the sensation, instinctually clenching around it as your cunt sucked her in, attempting to buck your hips to gain the pleasure you craved from her. It was to no avail, as she used her body weight to keep you from moving. Her thick finger came to a stop before curling to massage the spongy spot that lay inside your cunt that only she knew how to reach. A string of curses fell from your lips in response, followed by a messy combination of praise and hatred for the girl as she drew it out painfully long.
Abby moved her head down to press soft kisses to the flesh on your thigh, letting a second finger join her first to stretch your pulsating walls out wide enough for her to fuck you. She made a point to ignore the spells of complaints falling from your lips as she pushed her fingers deep into your cunt, forcing a choked moan to fall from your lips as she began fucking into you with her fingers. âLike that baby?â She snickered quietly, barely loud enough for you to hear before she brought her lips back up to your clit, giving it a swirl with her tongue before pulling it in between her lips with a harsh suck.Â
You couldâve screamed from the explosion of pleasure coursing through your body as you writhed against the lockers, hands lost in her hair as you attempted to keep your composure. The way she knew your body was one youâd never experienced before, as she always seemed to know how to make you snap. Abby was the only person whoâd ever been able to make you cum- despite her not being your first. She liked to joke about how shitty your exes were but in moments like this, you found it hard to disagree.Â
She was ruthless in her pace, picking it up once she felt your legs begin to tremble under her unyielding sexual torment. Her mouth didnât falter, continuing to lap up the slick that had begun seeping from your sensitive cunt. âYou gonna cum for me, baby? You gonna let me taste you?â She hummed in the most venereal tone, tongue stuttering over your clit.Â
The band that had wound in your stomach tightened, making you clench harshly around her fingers, urging her to continue. Your mouth was ajar now, a silent cry for the girl beneath you leaving your bruised lips. âPlease, oh fuck. Please, Abby.â You chanted as if you were asking God for a miracle.Â
God was a woman and she answered.Â
Abby curled her fingers again, using her thumb to rub rough circles into your clit as she pulled back to watch you fall apart above her, only being able to keep yourself standing with her assistance. It was her favorite sight to see, one of you cum drunk as she fucked orgasms out of you like it was easy. She prided herself on being the only girl who could see you like this, the only girl who could make you so wet it was dripping down your thighs. âSo fucking pretty, baby.â She groaned, licking the slick from her lips.Â
You cried out, hips stuttering as you felt the band snapping, sending your eyes rolling back. A gush of liquid could be felt drenching Abbyâs hand. It was like youâd been holding your breath, as you felt the air return to your lungs, followed by her fingers easing out of your now sore hole. She was so gentle, pressing a soft kiss to your inner thigh before pushing herself up off of her knees to hover before you, holding you up as your legs wobbled beneath you.Â
âAbby,â You began, only to hear her shush you gently, pulling you into her as she allowed you to ride out the waves of your orgasm. You let your body fall to rest, moving your hands to rest on her hips. You ran your fingers over the hem of her gray sweatpants, letting yourself drown yourself in the feeling of her.Â
âGot another in you?â She asked, breath caressing the shell of your ear as she hovered above you, hands itching to have you bent over the nearest surface. Sheâd been holding out originally, not wanting to cross a line by bringing the strap into it, but with the wetness thatâd begun to pool in her boxers- she knew she couldnât hold out much longer. She wanted to fuck you, have you bent over the nearest surface stretched out by her cock. She wanted to be joking when she asked you but the desperation had begun to creep into her words, pushing her subconsciousâs agenda.Â
You wanted to say no, still mortified by the idea of someone finding the two of you here but as you went to reply your body had already reacted, sending a dull ache right back to your core. With a small nod, you answered, only to be stopped by her strong grip on your jaw.Â
âAnswer me, pretty.â Abby said, forcing your hazy eyes to focus back on her, giving you a small peck on the edge of your lips. Her touch was forceful yet soft as she handled you, making you fall deeper into the pit that was her love.Â
You stared back at her, pulling your lips in between your teeth before you could find the words. âY-yes, yes. Please, Abs.â You mumbled, watching as her blushed lips pulled back in a smile, making you tilt your head in confusion.Â
Abby let out a soft breath, moving to press her hips into yours. âWho?â
A pang of desperation shot straight to your cunt as you gazed up at the woman, feeling the firm bulge in her sweatpants and knowing exactly what she wanted. It was something that started as a joke during the earlier portions of your relationship but soon became something much more serious, something much more personal as time went on. You didnât think she genuinely liked it until sheâd practically begged you to use it more during sex.Â
âPlease, Mommy.âÂ
She groaned in appreciation, feeling her boxers begin to stick to her legs with the arousal that had begun to build up. âGood girl, câmere.â Her hands were guiding you, pulling you away from the lockers and towards the counter that sat nestled in the corner. It was something sheâd fantasized about more than once, fucking you senseless here- a place sheâd always associated with you. âI need to be inside of you, baby. So fucking bad.â
You whined at the thought, allowing her to press you up against the counter as she nudged your legs apart with her knee. Things felt like they were moving so slowly as you pressed your cheek onto the cold metal, cunt clenching around nothing as you heard her click the straps of the harness firmly into place. âUse me, mommy. Mâyours.â Your voice was airy as you spoke, making the woman behind you chuckle darkly.Â
âThat right?â Her hands settled on your hips, her sweatpants hanging around her thighs as she pushed them down just far enough to allow the strap to break free. The purple toy hung freely as she used a free hand to grip the base, rubbing the tip along your glistening folds. It took every ounce of self-control she had not to bury herself to the hilt in your sopping cunt, just the look of it was tempting her- not to mention the spout of pathetic noises that had begun to fall from your lips. She pushed the tip towards your hole, watching as it slowly began to sink into you, earning a satisfied noise to rumble in her chest.Â
Your hips jerked slightly, the newfound depth being filled by eight inches of purple plastic deep inside of your heat. It was something that made every ounce of self-respect leave your body, craving nothing but the abuse she supplied to your aching walls. âNeed you.â You gasped, feeling her cold hands come back to massage your hips.Â
Abby felt a rush of adrenaline course through her veins making her jerk her hips back, pulling the strap almost completely from your cunt before snapping back- burying herself inside of you. âYeah, you do. Donât you, pretty?â She huffed, using your hips as leverage to fuck into you. It was as if something inside of her had snapped, throwing all care to the wind as her arms tensed making her fingers dig into the soft flesh of your hips.Â
You gasped, fingers reaching for something to hold onto as she thrust. It was like being fucked dumb as your mouth opened but nothing legible came out, the sound of skin and plastic being drowned out by messy cries of pleasure as she looped an arm around to hook under your waist. She pulled you up off of the counter, pressing your back against her chest.Â
She was breathless, the harsh change of pace sending her for a loop as she pressed chaste kisses to your exposed neck, stopping right above the neckline of your shirt- mentally kicking herself for not taking it off of you when she had the chance. âSo dirty.â She tsked, moving a hand to your throat before giving it a gentle squeeze. She was so close to losing herself in the pleasure, having the bumper rubbing harshly against her clit, drawing sharp gasps from her lips as she felt the frustration from the day ease up into something she could only describe as ecstasy.Â
Your stomach convulsed as she angled her hips up, abusing your core and making you let out the most embarrassingly loud moans in response, she knew exactly what she was doing. Today wasnât any more about hockey than it was the parking ticket youâd managed to snag on the way here, it was about something that had been bubbling between the two of you for a bit now. Something that had managed to spill over into a place youâd never imagined getting your guts rearranged in. The fucking rink of all places. You made a mental note to thank the other team for winning.Â
âFuck, fuck.â You hissed as she dropped her hand down to rub harsh circles on your swollen clit, practically forcing your climax to approach. As much as she wanted to keep going like this all night, she knew the cleaner would be around in the next half-hour. That was not a report sheâd like to have in her file, considering who paid for the building.Â
Your mouth hung open, broken gasps and moans falling as you slacked underneath her- your body going limp as you felt a pulsing enter the walls of your cunt, an ache begging to be absolved as she rocked your hips onto the hard plastic. It always felt so sudden with her, never knowing how fast sheâd be able to draw the band in your stomach to snap. âMpfh, Abs- fuck, mommy.âÂ
Abby ground her hips into yours, chasing the same high she felt coming to the surface in you. Her pace stuttering momentarily as the sensitivity caught her off guard, making a whiny moan escape her lips. She felt the coil in her stomach set alight, making her thrusts rougher and deeper as her hips chased the ribbed bumper. âThatâs right, baby. Mommyâs fucking got you.â She hummed, lips nearing your ear.Â
A rush of heat coursed through your body, making your legs tremble as you stayed held against her body. Your stomach puffed and caved, spilling cum onto the purple plastic that invaded your sore hole, making your entire body wrack with sob-filled moans.Â
Around the base was a ring of white that Abby ignored as she continued to fuck into you, feeling a similar ache rise in her cunt. She held your trembling body close as her ache turned into a burning that then began to fill her stomach. Her cunt clenched around nothing as she abused the sore nub. Her chest heaved with every thrust, drinking in every estranged moan she could pull from you as the soreness took over. She felt her hands begin to shake as her final thirst sent her over the edge, making her move a hand onto the counter to hold herself up.Â
Her orgasm shot through her body, sending chills down her spine as she felt a gush of liquid soak through her boxers and onto the light material of her sweatpants. She gasped something heavenly in your ear as she did so, not loosening her grip for even a second, resting gently against your back as she recovered.Â
âF-fuck, Abs.â You managed, body still trembling from the pressure against your womb. It wasn't often that she was so rough, so public. âWhat happened today?âÂ
It was almost a joke, though in some sense you really wanted to know, seeing as you were about to make her carry you to the car from how badly you were shaking. Could you drive like this? Who even knows? Though as she hesitated, you had almost begun to regret it- until she finally decided to speak.Â
âSome guy on the co-ed team called me emotional.â She explained, gently coaxing the strap from inside of you- trying not to cause any more discomfort as she did so. Her hand held your hip in place, the other coming to unclasp the harness from her hips.Â
You whimpered slightly at the feeling, following it up with a harsh scoff. If there was one thing Abby Anderson wasnât, it was emotional. Probably just another man being fragile about a woman having feelings, per usual. âWho?â You asked, turning to face her now- seeing the product of your time spent. Her eyes were blown with easing lust, her face taking on a light pink hue. Her hair was now widely sticking to her face and poking up in random spots, making you giggle lightly as you used your hands to smooth them down to look halfway decent.Â
âTerrance, I think that's what his last name was.â Abby recalled, placing the harness and strap on the counter next to you before leaning into your gentle touch. âNo need to worry about it though, I'm over it.âÂ
You smiled at her, stepping up on your tippy toes to press a kiss to her chapped lips. âOh, I'm not worried, honey. Not at all.âÂ
bonus !
Approximately two days laterÂ
You walked down the courtyard towards the rink, having your earbuds in but not playing any music in hopes to avoid speaking to anyone on the way there. But as you passed a gaggle of girls sitting in the grass, you chose to slow down- having the urge to listen in to whatever they decided to gossip about today.Â
âHey, did you hear about Josh?âÂ
âWhich josh?âÂ
âJosh Terrance, the one with the dentist dad.âÂ
âOh, that one. No, what happened?âÂ
âSome crazy bitch slashed his tires last night, he doesnât know who it was but they got three of them.âÂ
âShit, that sucks. Kinda deserved it though, he's a douchebag.âÂ
A satisfied smirk pulled at your lips as you sped up to pass them, a new pep in your step as you made your way to tell Abby of the mysterious âcrazy bitchâ that just so happened to slash Mr.Terranceâs tires.Â
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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i dont want to say this in a whiney way i mean this in a "trying to find comedy in a bummer situation" way but its kind of funny that from a social media perspective, objectively my sculpts/OOAKs, illustrative art, and plush work is strongly disliked. i have not been able to post any non-cosplay work without losing a good number of followers and they preform very poorly compared to cosplay stuff, like 900 vs 180K poorly. and again i dont want to be caught in social media games and the whole "performance as merit" thing (even though this does kind of bum me out ngl) but.....just from a comedy perspective the thought of someone being like "ug, you made a little guy? disgusting. I hate you. unfollowed." is....kind of bonkers ngl
#i appreciate the interactions they do get and i really REALLY dont want to come off as unappreciative#but this phenomenon is INSANE to witness and have to sit with#and also its like the holes audio of 'im tired of this grandpa' 'thats too damn bad' about people reacting to getting non-cosplay work#like bb girl cosplay is SO so horribly expensive compared to these other crafts#and please dear god in heaven let me do something that is uncoupled to my appearance and still have percived value and worth i beg of thee#so even if people dont want to see my non cosplay work#you gotta
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I'm actually so obsessed with him it's not even funny if i'm not listening to a TikTok or music directly related to him I can't focus free me free me
This is @/cherubpuppet's OC for a object show [au? pitch? wip show? How do I categorize this] and I've been destroyed by the fact that ruler art is infinitely superior [and 10x longer] and i don't have a good enough grasp on lip gloss's personality to make fanfiction so I am frozen in "want make fanart but fanart takes effort :["
#also object shows are the new mlp community change my mind /ref#from what ive seen a very large part of the community is centered around death/gore or mature topics? it reminds me of the mlp infection au#that and smile hd and everybody keeps saying object shiws are kids shows - if kids are making this stuff then good for them /gen#every fandom has its toxic/proship/18+ side obviously but from my pov gen alpha needed something they coudl handle age appropriate extremes#with - its just alot harder to make compelling emotional angst/gore with newer ultra sanitized shows or w/ mascot horror#and like thats a whole nother tooic but its obvious to me younger kids have flocked to mascot horror so harshly because average kids tv is#much more afraid of tackling any big topics to the point that the ones that DO [bluey] immediately are pushed into front and center#but i mean i also rewatched a few episodes of the shows i grew up with and ngl i think we need shit like ren and stimpy and invader zim#i hate ren and stimpy and i didnt grow up with zim but i grew up with pbs kids shit and that shit looking back was hella boring i never#cared for any of the tv shows i saw aside from elmos world and even then i was hoping that something gorey would happen. at like 5 yrs old#im rambling anyway im not sure if im actually going to get into the os communitg but i AM horribly attached to tape to the point that its#maybe possibly becoming harmful to my mental health so im gonna stick around for him for like months#just know that if im not posting anything its because im obsessed with this guy#oh also DID/MALE SA REP LETS FUCKIN GOOO#I LOVE PSYCHOLOGY AND IVE HAD LIKE 4 FRIENDS WITH DID/OSDD I NEED MORE POSITIVE REP OF STIGMATIZED/COMPLEX DISORDERS !!!!!#art#tape dispenser#search for smos#talk talks#EDIT NO. NO DONT SAY IM THE ONLY PERSON ON TUMBLR WHO HAS USED THE SMOS TAG NO. OH MY GOD#PLEASE BEING OBSESSED WITH SOMEONE ELSES OC IS SO GARD DONT LEAVE ME ALONE DO I NEED TO BUILD THIS FANDOM FROM THE GROUND UP??? NOO
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every second i spend not making a twisted psychological horror is a second wasted
#my little fucked up brain wants to make little fucked up things but i CANT because i have no motivation to finish ANYTHING EVER#and i also have like zero of the skills required to make the things i wanna make#but the CONCEPTS wont stop FUCKING ROTATING AROUND IN MY HEAD:(((#growlllll#please i just wanna take the basic outline for a horror concept i really really like but then make it actually good#because they fucked it up horribly#well not horribly it just wasn't good#but theres SOMETHING IN IT PLEASE JUST LET ME MAKE IT GOOD#SHAKING YOU#IT HAS SUCH POTENTIAL:((((((((((#man if i had a nickel for every horror comic i read that had some aspect of EXCELLENT horror but they absolutely fumbled the rest#id have two nickels#well actually i dont know if theyve fumbled one they still have the chance to pull through (dont read this im talking about dont read this#the other being everything's fine#ofc#that is the one i REALLY want to take the general concept of and make it better#and by general concept i mean literally nothing in the actual comic and just the ads i got on youtube#i want THAT SHIT#that shit scared me SO FUCKING BAD IT WAS AWESOME#god the fucking dog scene im still not over that#that scene with voice acting + sound effects was HORRIFYING#ESPECIALLY without context holy FUCK#to instill the level of fear that gave me is a DREAM#the whole concept of everything seeming just slightly off#eventually ramping up to genuinely horrible senarios#and for everyone to just pretend it isn't happening#is SUCH. A GOOD. IDEA.#i will NEVER not think thats cool#i just WISH they had lived up to those ads man#the comic was surprisingly disappointing imo
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i do a pretty good job at ignoring what i look like but when it hits me it hits like two trucks (having sex)
#a nyx original#emotional nonsense#godd. i am so ugly#my only redeeming quality is my eyes and they barely account for anything#my nose is SO BIG and. thats. ugly. to me.#i dont want anyone hitting me with the âb-but beauty standards are fake!!â#bs on this post i KNOW THAT do you think im fucking stupid#god forbid someone be insecure without sugarcoating it#anyways#my hair is ugly too#thats mostly my fault because i dont take proper care of it#but.. mismanaged straight hair still looks leagues better than mismanaged curly hair#my body's repulsive too i weigh so much more than i should#id be happier if i was skinnier#dont worry. not making any efforts to MAKE myself skinnier. i like food and sitting on my ass too much#maybe my perception of whats pretty is warped but idk even my friends are prettier than i am#and they dont really fit âtraditionalâ standards#OH FUCK MY ACNE TOO#MY ACNE IS SO SO BAD i pick at my skin too which just makes it SOOOOOOO MUCH WORSE#but yeah at the end of the day im just ugly . horribly ugly#doesnt help that my fashion sense is shit too#thisll pass i get over things like this pretty quickly but please let me scream about it while i still can
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I think I'm doomed to be sad forever
#ive always been a sad person#things that dont normally phase people or that people can see as net positives despite the sad#unfailingly make me so desolate#my brain just offers up reasons to be grief-stricken no matter the stimulus#i thought earlier today 'oh gosh i almost broke that bowl unloading the dishwasher'#and my brain instantly jumped to#'oh my god what if something horrible happened to her and this small gift was all i had to remember her by and i carelessly broke it oh god#id be so agrieved i dont know how i could continue#and this thought pattern is just a regular thing that happens to me all the time#just making myself deeply miserable for no logical reason#please if you know why this happens let me know#this is no way to live
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YESSSS YES YES YES *virtual high five* You understand yOU GET IT. THANK YOUUUUU
seeing a lot of crusty white dog apologism recently which is fine but I need everyone to understand they do not have to be that crusty. they're extremely easy to wash and need to be washed and trimmed regularly, and brushed daily in most cases. it's also necessary to treat the allergies and yeast infections that make the crust so much worse. I've personally only met one that wasn't a nightmare behavior-wise but that's because it was owned by my fifth grade teacher who was also expert at training human children. most of those dogs stink so bad you can smell them across the room. this is not how it has to be. they weigh eight pounds put them in the kitchen sink please. yorkies too
#seriously THANNKY OU for making this I thought I was going insane for being the only one to know this#I havr a similar post about this somewhereâŠ#so let me just say this#no small dog should be crusty. thats not normal. its not#I know its beyond normalized but if your small dog is âcrustyâ or âgrimeyâ you need to get on their grooming routine#or give them to a professional groomer#if your scared to trim nails give them to a vet#im being dead fucking serious btw#sorry to be annoying under this post but oh my god I feel so happy that someone else made a post like this#ALSO. HI IM THE YORKIE GUY#had them my whole life#Iâve also had a maltese (stereotypical small white crusty dog) yorkie mix before#and another small breed mix (poodle mix)#THEY SHOULD NOT BE CRUSTY#never#EVER#never ever ever!!!!!#dont let them get to that point please im actually gonna cry#its normal for them to get eye buildup and knotted fur in some areas#especially thin-spots#thats very normal for most of these dogs coat type#but please understand that you do have to take care of these dogs like any fucking other#jfc#it makes me so sad bc theyre such a target for all of these âmemesâ#such as this meme (small crusty dog meme) and the memes of chihuahuas being ânightmaresâ alongside terriers forever being considered-#-horrible animals#this isnt how it has to be!!!#it isnt!!!!#please listen and care!!! care for our little guys they deserve the world like any other animal!!!#please treat them like dogs!!!! PLEASE!!!
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why have these last years fucking sucked ass
#slimey-vents#trigger warning below hi did you drink water today and eat something i hope u did ur so cool and amazing pls get some rest gives u a cookie#please scroll past if uninterested i also dont want u to feel obligated like u have to read n listen to me vent and ramble on abt dumb shit#like 2020 - 2024 . have just been ass .#we're not even halfway into 2024 and it already is just#garbage . like its fucking horrible#i dont see how this year could get . any worse ?? but i wouldnt want to get my hopes up on that itll get better ?#like god what has been happening .#covid came up technoblade got cancer and passed away israel's continuing their mass genocide#and a lot of things have happened in my personal life . such as my mother passing away .#and . its just been so fucking hard ??#i wish i had lasting hope in humanity . but tbh i dont think its ever gonna get any better and that really fucks w me#ive been having suicidal thoughts and ive just been in a very shitty mental state recently#like social media#is honestly the only thing i have to live on#i have honestly boring friends n all my friends dont go to my school . my gf doesnt even go to my school#ive had to switch schools after having a fun time and doing a lot better . the only thing that im holding on by a thread to is social media#all my friends . my fandoms . etc . i talk to through my phone and through here#im so glad to have met everybody that i have on here#im sorry this is getting really long ive started going on a ramble but i just want everyone to know that i love yall /p#i appreciate everybody so much . all my moots and my close friends that ive made not only here but irl as well#and everybody that ive talked to throughout the time we've known each other . i really just want to think that everything will get better#everybody that ive met through my years of social media and school have really changed my life . and idk what i wouldve done#having never met any of them . especially my moots on here that ive grown close to#its just been stressful . but ive strived to get through it all . despite how hard it is#and how desperately i just want to let go from everything#but ending one thing doesnt end any pain it just gives it on to someone else#and i know that im way too pussy to end anything anyways .#but on another note .#please remember that you are amazing . talented . strong . and i appreciate and ily so much . /p
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I played the first movement of Elgar at my concert the other day and almost cried afterward because of my old cello teacher so like I knew the breakdown was coming but I didn't expect it to hit as hard as it did
#i thought i was doing better? and i am i just dont think ive let myself feel it for a while and those are not the same thing#wow grief isnt linear who'd have thunk#but clearly i needed it because when i say i sobbed for like thirty minutes i mean it#circling back to the concert. thank GOD no one saw me bc they would have been like 'but u did so great' and then id have to be like#'oh yeah i know haha it's just that the mournful elegy ijust played is dedicated to someone who never got to hear me play it'#it's almost 2 am and i'm probably getting my period soon but i still definitely needed to cry about this#and what's horrible is that i was travelling when i got this news and i was too far to go to the funeral or anything#and that'll be the exact situation when my mom's parents pass (which is going to be soon and i know that but i'll be an ocean away)#so like i get to go through all the guilt and pain again ((((:#i'm gonna try to get some sleep goodnight all <3 please do not rb this thank you#persannal
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I don't want or need canon gay relationships to be therapy-speak levels of sanitised fluff where every wrong is forgiven and they are now Good People Togetherâą
#especially wlw please god let wlw be horrible#PLEASE LET WLW BE MESSY AND TOXIC IN MEDIA LMFAOOO#this has nuances dont come @ me :D
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It seems i haven't been taking care of myself the way I should be but honestly how the fuck am I supposed to when everything in my body is begging me to rot away in the first place?
#like#not hungry dont wanna eat#when i am hungry even the THOUGHT of eating makes me nauseous and i usually just fight through it#but man#i am so sick of fighting#like god PLEASE let me function and take care of myself without#everything in my being trying to remove anything good in my body#im so anxious right now#so horribly anxious
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secret - Chris Sturniolo
summary: chris wants to keep your relationship a secret from the fans, which means he is never around as much as he should be. this sparks an argument, where chris suggests that you 'should just leave.'
contains: angst, cocky!chris, crying, fluff, yelling, comforting.
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i lay in chris and i's bed, wrapped up comfortably in the thick sheets.
my head snaps up to look at chris as he swings open the door, he walks inside the room wearing a white tanktop and some black sweatpants.
"just gonna go film." he says vaguely before walking out of the room,
"chris- can i come!?" i call out,
"y/n, no. we talked about this" chris sighs, i get up out of bed and walk towards him,
"please- i don't have to be in it, i just haven't seen you for like a week." i say softly, chris shakes his head, practically discarding me.
"i see you every week, ill be gone for about two hours okay?" chris says blankly,
i feel my face grow hot with embarrassment, i feel like im practically begging for chris to want me, even though im his girlfriend. anger courses through my body, pushing me to my breaking point.
"why- why do you not care about me- or anything i have to say!" i raise my voice, pointing my fingers at chris's chest as i glare my eyes.
"you don't scare me y/n." chris chuckles, bringing my finger down from his chest.
"proves my fucking point! right there--!" i yell, chris just stares at me with a smug smile on his face.
"we agreed to keep us a secret-" chris starts, but i cut him off
"we both agreed to keep us a secret from your fans, not everyone else you've ever known! yes- i get it your fans will be mad but you're- your'e-" my voice breaks as i turn away from him
"don't be acting all pissy because i have a job and you don't." he raises his voice at me,
"excuse you?" i almost laugh,
"yeah, get a grip y/n, honestly." chris sighs, grabbing his phone and going to walk out.
"don't fucking leave-" i shout, "you're a horrible person chris-" i say, holding back floods of tears.
"maybe you're just being a sensitive little bitch?" chris says, the regret is prominent on his face as soon as those words leave his mouth.
"you're being- so mean-" my voice breaks, tears rolling down my flushed face.
"then leave- i'm actually done with you're bullshit, please leave." chris raises his voice.
i look up at him, "actually-?" i say through loud sobs,
he hesitates for a second before speaking, "i- i dont know- if you can handle me being popular then leave-"
"your ego is incredible you asshole-" i squeeze out, walking past him.
he grabs my chin and stops me in my tracks, his large hand clasped tight around my small chin. "excuse me?" he looks down at me,
"i'm going to find nick." i sigh loudly,
"no you're not." chris states,
"i thought we were done?" i say with a loud cry, i wipe my tears away quickly.
suddenly matt peeks his head through the door, "everything okay in here?" matt asks with concern clear on his face
âfuck off matt, genuinely.â chris raises his voice,
âdude, youâre making her cry-â matt points out, his eyes locking with mine.
âand itâs none of your business, fuck off!â chris yells shakily at matt,
matt walks into the room angrily, pushing chrisâs shoulder. chris letâs go of my chin, discarding me.
âyou want my girl now?â chris almost laughs as he approaches matt,
âsheâs literally like my little sister and iâve known her my whole life- so god forbid i ask if sheâs okay after i hear you scream at her through the walls!â matt grows angry,
ây/n canât understand that the fans canât know about me and her, thatâs literally it- sheâs just being ignorant, like always.â chris speaks as though iâm not here,
âsort your shit out chris.â matt mutters, pushing chris backwards before walking out of the room.
âi- i think iâm gonna go to mattâs room.â i whisper, barely audible.
âyeah- go fuck him while youâre at it.â chris says with a petty tone,
i let out a frustrated sigh before pushing his shoulder back with an angry sob.
âpathetic.â chris scoffs, âdo it harder-â he taunts,
i storm out of the room, slamming the door shut behind me with a loud bang.
i swing open the door to mattâs room, heâs sat at the edge of his bed on his phone.
âmatt-â i sniffle, matt looks up at me before standing up,
âhey- hey you okay?â matt asks frantically, his voice soft.
âi think chris just broke up with me-â my voice breaks, matt wraps his arms around me, pulling me into a hug.
âiâm sure he didnât, heâs just upset right now, you think?â matt whispers into my hair,
i nod, âyou can stay in my room tonight, iâll get the spare mattress.â he suggests, i nod as tears continue to pour down my face.
âi hate him- ihatehimihatehimihatehim.â i sob, matt rubs my back,
âno you donât, arguments are normal, it happens.â matt sighs.
âi do- hes so mean to me!â i bury my face into my hands.
âshh- sh itâs okay.â matt says, âare you in your pyjamas?â matt asks,
i nod, âokay- then letâs get out the mattress and you can get to sleep.â matt states.
he lets me go before tugging out the matress from under his bed, he throws a couple of blankets and pillows on it before handing me his pug stuffed animal,
âyou want this for tonight?â matt asks with a small laugh, i grab the small pug stuffed animal before flopping down on the mattress on the floor.
mattâs always been like a big brother for me, heâs always cared about me so much.
matt bends down and covers me in the blankets, tucking me in. âtry have a good sleep okay?â matt whispers, i nod with a small âthank youâ.
ââââ-
4:23am
i stir awake slowly, i sit up off the matress and look over at matt whoâs fast asleep on the bed beside me.
i stand up before stumbling over to the door swiftly, the need to go to the bathroom is overwhelming.
i slowly creak open mattâs door and step out into the corridor.
my footsteps slap against the cold wood as i yawn loudly
i swing open the door to the bathroom, and iâm met with him.
chris.
heâs sitting on the edge of the bathtub, scrolling on his phone. i turn on the warm light which illuminates the small bathroom.
âoh-â i whisper, spinning back around and reaching for the door handle.
âno- no please come back-â chrisâs voice wobbles.
heâs wearing spider-man pyjama shorts, the same ones that i teased him for a couple weeks ago.
heâs got a thin white shirt on and his brunette hair is messed up completely, his eyes are bloodshot and swollen along with his puffy lips and pink cheeks.
he stands up, looking down at me. i can see the gears in his brain physically spinning as he tries to think of what to say.
âi-iâm sorry iâm still here- i was gonna pack up in the morning.â i break the silence with a couple deep breaths.
chrisâs face drops, he buries his face into his hands with a shake of his head.
âi- i didnât mean that- i was just so caught up in the heat of the moment and i really- really- donât want to loose you.â chris starts, his eyes watering
âand iâm so sorry for taking you for granted. i love you more than anything, i love you more than anything ever.â chrisâs voice breaks loudly, he goes silent as his body jolts up and down.
âare you crying?â i ask softly, he nods.
i donât say anything, just wrapping my arms around him, he hugs me back weakly.
he buries his head into my shoulder, his soft hair covers half my face.
âand- iâm sorry for crying i just- donât want you to think iâm only crying for sympathy i just feel really upset.â chris clarifies, i laugh softly,
âi know sweetheart,â i sigh,
âandâ and- you donât have to forgive me- everâ i said proper mean stuff to you.â chrisâs voice trembles,
âi forgive you, i just want my old chris back, yeah?â i rub his back,
âyou will get that- forever-â chris sniffs.
we stand in the cold of the bathroom, his arms holding me tightly now, as though heâs afraid to let me go.
i stroke his hair lightly with my manicured nails,
âchris- i donât mean to ruin this moment but i really really need to pee- thatâs why i came in hereââ
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screaming crying throwing up and blasting one direction
im absolutely not normal about this read the tags
Meet Your New Owners
CWs: pet whump, âsold to One Directionâ-esque scenario
The bandâSinger, Guitarist, Drummer, and Bassistâwalked into their tour bus and froze at the sight of Manager standing in the center of the aisle. âUm,â said Guitarist, his eyes trailing from Manager to the patent-leather leash she held to the figure the leash was attached to. âWhat is this?â
âThis,â Manager announced, âis your new pet.â
âNo.â Singer pushed to the front indignantly, staring down Manager. âAbsolutely not.â
âAww, but theyâre so cute.â Drummer hung off Singerâs shoulder, making puppy-dog eyes. âCan we keep them? Pleeease?â
Singer opened their mouth, but Manager cut in. âYou are keeping them. Your popularity ratings are down after your latest fuckup, and pets are popular right now. Soâ âshe gestured to the timid little thing fidgeting next to herâ âmeet your newest publicity stunt.â
âIsnât this kind of irresponsible?â Bassist, hanging back by the door, muttered under their breath. ââPets are a lifelong commitment,â and all that.â
âYeah,â Guitarist chimed in, âwhy couldnât you have gotten us a dog instead?â
âThatâs even more irresponsible, dipshit,â Bassist shot back.
The petâs eyes darted around nervously, and they shuffled behind Manager a little. Manager patted Petâs shoulder, but she kept addressing the band members. âIâll take care of them from day-to-day. All you guys have to do is pose for pictures and be nice to them in public. It shouldnât be hard. Theyâre a rescue, but according to the shelter, theyâre very well-behaved.â She scratched Petâs head. âArenât you, sweetie?â
Petâs uncertain eyes brightened a little. They stood up tall, leaning into Managerâs hand. âYes, maâam. Iâm very happy to be here. Itâs nice to meet you all.â
Drummer, still clutching Singerâs shoulder, practically swooned. âTheyâre so polite!â
âThis is weird,â Singer cut in flatly, shaking Drummer off. They gestured to Pet. âI mean, come on, thatâs a whole human person. And pets are a new thingâhow are there already rescues?â
âI donât care.â Drummer shoved to the front, eyes shining. âWeâre keeping them.â Pet smiled timidly at them.âYes, you are.â Manager passed off the leash to Drummer and breezed past her more disgruntled clients to the front of the bus. âNow, weâve got a press conference to get toâand youâd all better adjust your attitudes by the time we get there, because this little stunt is going to do numbers with your younger fans. Letâs go!â
#OMGOMGOMG#dear god ive been working hard on my flaws and past mistakes please dont let me regress back to reading kidnapped by 1D-esque stuff amen#who am i kidding this was the best thing ive came across today#i hope the pet had their hair in a messy bun and got in a fight with their mum before they got caught up in this#I hope they form a special bond with band member who was the most apprehensive to keeping them#I hope they get irreparable damage from Drummer who is absolutely keen on keeping them#i hope the band members get in fights about them#just to get out of the tour bus and try to play nice#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#i hope manager treats them horribly and the band members stand up to them after figuring that out#im absolutely losing it#im sorry#this is amazing
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#i just now came to know something which previously did not and now im FREAKING SCARED#if i dont get a certain something then i wont be able to apply for a certain something and that is giving me a heart attack#oh dear god#i know I've done some horrible mistakes but please don't let this be the reason
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#me mooning over pictures of him:#in a sweet serene bubbly voice:#you fool! you buffoon!#you dont know how much i want to kiss you do you#you cannon fodder of a man i want to eat you whole and digest you for all my years#please shut up and kiss me on the mouth right the fuck now !!!!!!#i am going to ruin your life with my nonsense and silliness and horribly dramatic approach to problems#i want to hit you upside the head with a newspaper full of the soft and yearnful poems i write for you until you get it into your thick skul#you daft dumb dingus i love you#let me love you you great big oaf#me scowling at pictures of him:#growling i mean absolutely raging completely bonkers beserkly arguing with an inanimate face:#you gorgeous gorgeous human being#you absolutely unbelievably sexy bastard i need you to [redacted] and ***** ** yâhear???#i want ypu to ruin my life you handsome devil#god i love you so fucking much#shut the hell your mouth but put it on mine first#i need you know how amazing and wonderful you make my life#you make me so unreasonably happy you beautiful motherfuck#i am smiling like an idiot right now goddamn grinning like a fool because YOU my friend are SO. FUCKING. GREAT. ???!?#..#do you understand me?#heâs just some guy
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