#i want ypu to ruin my life you handsome devil
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#me mooning over pictures of him:#in a sweet serene bubbly voice:#you fool! you buffoon!#you dont know how much i want to kiss you do you#you cannon fodder of a man i want to eat you whole and digest you for all my years#please shut up and kiss me on the mouth right the fuck now !!!!!!#i am going to ruin your life with my nonsense and silliness and horribly dramatic approach to problems#i want to hit you upside the head with a newspaper full of the soft and yearnful poems i write for you until you get it into your thick skul#you daft dumb dingus i love you#let me love you you great big oaf#me scowling at pictures of him:#growling i mean absolutely raging completely bonkers beserkly arguing with an inanimate face:#you gorgeous gorgeous human being#you absolutely unbelievably sexy bastard i need you to [redacted] and ***** ** y’hear???#i want ypu to ruin my life you handsome devil#god i love you so fucking much#shut the hell your mouth but put it on mine first#i need you know how amazing and wonderful you make my life#you make me so unreasonably happy you beautiful motherfuck#i am smiling like an idiot right now goddamn grinning like a fool because YOU my friend are SO. FUCKING. GREAT. ???!?#..#do you understand me?#he’s just some guy
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