#please get me through this sir
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Today, it's me and my Stan plush against the world 😭 It's not even 9am, and I'm so done.
#stan pines#stanley pines#post about stan#grunkle stan#i love him#please get me through this sir#i need your blorbo hug my love#so burnt out
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You ever think about how All Might has two male exes that both have a child with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a big heart?
#we also have like. absolutely no mention of melissa's mother as far as I know#all we know is that she's quirkless and that she calls Toshi Uncle Might#not only that but these two have such like.#insane attachments to All Might as the symbol of peace#both of them also representing how we was perceived and loved by others#and how these two loved him so much they were willing to go thru so much shit for him#aaaaa the doomed old man yaoi is so real#has anyone else noticed this. please tell me im not the only one.#it just CANT be a coincidence that they BOTH have Blonde hair. Blue eyes. AND are such good hearted and heroic kids.#you can see the evolution of All Might and Toshinori through the specific men he gets close to ngl.#ok. thats it for gay all might posting. the 2nd one for today omg.#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#melissa shield#togata mirio#david shield#sir nighteye#all might#yagi toshinori
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they will look hot as hell at Madney’s wedding 🥵
#like give some promo pictures of them to get me through the week#yes please thank you#just look at them#hello sir#bucktommy#911 abc#911 on abc#evan buckley#tommy kinard#oliver stark#lou ferrigno jr#911 season 7#911 spoilers#buck x tommy#911 show#911#911 buck#911 tommy
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A portrait of Sir John Herschel because I‘m normal about Pulp Musicals
#yall don’t understand this took so long- amongst the five different versions this went through it took a total of 22 hours#and it’s finally done#god I love sir John Herschel#truly THE guy ever#it’s crazy because I started this way back in the beginning of April and finally picked it back up on Wednesday right before they announced#pulp 4 which I’m so fuckin excited about by the way#oh my god it’s going to wreck me I’m so pumped#and now I gotta get ready for pulp fortnight#but yeah I really wanted to draw him and I wanted to try something more elaborate that some of my typical stuff#I was going to do the shit where artists do the shading in greyscale and then overlay the flat colors but I decided fuck that#because I like to enjoy drawing and as I found out I DO NOT enjoy that#also for some reason doing realism and drawing curt is SO much harder than what I typically do#it took sooooooo long to get him down and make it actually look like him#oh hey fun fact about this drawing before I do my fun fact- I used a screenshot of Duke as a reference for this#ok now for a real fun fact#fun fact: Asteroids can sometimes have moons and rings of their own#alright now I’ve got a billion other drawings to go work on because the grind never stops yall#sir john herschel#john herschel#pulp musicals#the great moon hoax#the brick satellite#the ghost of the antikythera#Curt mega#my art#god yall I love pulp musicals#I’m so insanely pumped for pulp 4 it’s going to be the raddest thing ever#EVERYONE WHO IS READING THIS NEEDS TO GO LISTEN TO PULP MUSICALS PRONTO /nf#PLEASE (its on Apple Music and Spotify)
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Went to let the birds out and found this furious little (baby) lad in one of the trenches, exhausted from trying to get out of the coop he so bravely wiggled his way into. I fetched him out and let him go outside the pen. Hopefully he won't be trying that again.
#longfeather Lane#his brother or dad was sitting on top#yelling at me the entire time#very angry i had this guy#but maybe don't squeeze your little ass through the netting you turds!!#there's no food in that pen!!#none you can see anyway#usually it's the little juncos that get in#but they get right back out again#i was surprised to find a whole ass cardinal#please I'm begging you there's wild food all over for you#i cultivate my wilds for Cardinals you should have no problems#birds#Cardinals#just holding my finger and screaming away#sir please#my birds have killed birds bigger than you#and you were on the ground#i could not handle my favorite songbird being murdered#you must do better from now on
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Choji’s Team:
Cinderace (Partner Pokemon)
Monferno
Torracat
Castform (Sunny Day Form)
Litleo
Charcadet
Yes, Choji has three starter pokemon evolutions on his team. I couldn’t help myself and neither could he, apparently. Choji’s definitely been abroad a fair few times, both before and after becoming his town’s gym leader, and it’s like he’s got a sixth sense for finding the pokemon in each region that are going to give him the biggest challenge. The rarest and most difficult to catch have all been starter pokemon so far (and Castform, which he may or may not have stolen/liberated from a weather research facility in Hoenn). Cinderace is his ace (ha) pokemon, and it’s… totally because he’s got the kanji for rabbit in his name (correct me if I’m wrong but that’s why everyone uses the rabbit emoji for him, right?). Also fire types just felt fitting for Choji. Bright and burning like the sun, just like him! Hence why Castform is perpetually in its Sunny Day form. Monferno matches his acrobatics in a fight and Torracat is for Shishitoren!
As for Litleo… gonna be totally honest here, I briefly forgot Torracat existed and thought this was the closest I was going to get to a tiger. And then I did find Torracat, and I thought about dropping Litleo from the line-up. The eyes, though. Litleo’s damn eyes reminded me too much of Choji, so I kept it. Also it’s cute and I can very vividly imagine Choji play-wrestling with it. And probably playing soccer/football with Cinderace. Choji would dominate in a lot of sports but I’m partial to soccer, so. Might as well tack that headcanon on.
(Also, hey. If my very tired brain is misfiring at the moment and shishitoren’s animal is a lion, not a tiger? I did Litleo on purpose)
Last but not least, Charcadet. I said this in another post but I literally have no idea what goes on in Scarlet and Violet. I don’t know if this is a rare pokemon, or one Choji could feasibly have without completing some plot-relevant quest. But we’re throwing logic out the window for this one because I took one look at Charcadet and said, yeah, that’s Choji’s. No need to look for a backup sixth pokemon, that’s him all over. Tiny fire child warrior!! No regrets.
#king’s court#wind breaker#pokemon: verdant winds#tomiyama choji#you get it from togame’s post but Choji is like. almost never at the gym#he’s off doing literally anything else that catches his fancy#he’s not really being neglectful. they’re the eighth and final gym so they’re not getting the sort of traffic the early gyms are#and he does make sure togame’s around before he takes off#but he hates being cooped up all day when more often than not they don’t even get trainers coming through the challenge him#choji is def one of those gym leaders in the games that you have to find and convince to return to the gym#he’s out there playing with the local kids or climbing trees or just vibing with his pokemon#and some poor trainer has to approach him like. sir. please. I just need one more badge#kame-chan is there though! he says#trainer surmises this is togame he’s talking about#togame-san said you have to battle at least one person a week. the poor trainer reminds him. trying not to sound pushy#trainer has to help Choji wrap up whatever he’s doing and then they’re good but there’s a nerve wracking few seconds where trainer thinks#Choji’s gonna throw some sort of fit#except he’s not because if kame-chan says so then it’s fine~#anyway this got away from me#also he’s BELOVED by the region#because he’s so well traveled and because he’s eager to take on whatever challenges they have for him#it’s like togame says. he’s like the sun ☀️#people flock to him
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Kainé, my beloved u_u
#nier#nier replicant#nier gestalt#kainé#kaine#i love her bro u_u i wanna replay so bad but my anxiety is through the roof and I’ve been trying so hard to lower it#ive been countering it by trying to draw#i need to 100% replicant again. i think it would fix me like genuinely#its gotta be on a new account too like with all the achievements not unlocked. ive done it twice already#its terrible. its the best thing on earth. i hate it. why would they do this. im so happy they did this#everyone talks about flower farming being the worst. no. flower farming is easy.#its the material farm that makes you wanna die#its me running the 15 nightmares for hours trying to hit the money achievement#if you wanna eagle egg farm dont do the aerie. do 15 nightmares#i can’t remember which door. i think i had a better time getting damascus steel there too#this is the worst grind in any video game ever but like. if they took this away from me? would actually be inconsolable#sir that is my emotional support material grind that makes me wanna die. please understand
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They believe you’re the Herald because they need to. Without that hope, all that’s left is despair. We’re both bound by duty. Our lives aren’t ours to live. Don’t make this harder than it has to be.
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#DAI#Blackwall#Thom Rainier#DA gifs#DAI gifs#gif#I somehow went from 'he really made it personal' and 'my lady don't' to giffing almost the entire thing#sir please chill#you guys haven't even held hands yet#one step at a time#don't make me chase you#I mean of course I know what his problem is - his baggage doesn't help in the light of the current events huh? HUH?#do you ever think about Blackwall - especially after catching feelings#standing there somewhere in the background as people sing to the Inquisitor during that horrible night?#or when the title of the Inquisitor was bestowed upon them as the whole courtyard cheered?#how would that feel in his case?#a weird mix of pride and inadequacy and sadness? something precious slipping through your fingers? ouch#this whole thing is actually kind of funny for my character - the way I headcanon her#she was just out to have some fun#get somebody to warm her bed#she's a qunari ex-merc living in a predominantly human environment and honestly not that much of a romantic#she finds life's simple pleasures when she can and#she's used to being told no#BUT NOT LIKE THIS#wtf? what's up with that?#gotta poke whatever this is some more#what could go wrong?
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bones' new hobby is trying desperately to climb onto my lap while i take a shit, purring furiously as he attempts to climb over the arm i'm using to block him, ignorant of my pleas for personal space and privacy
#ctxt#small bones#me: please sir. SIR- I WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T??? CEASE. DESIST. I INSIST. bones: [purring so hard it echoes through the tub]#i can't just lock him out of the bathroom bc he gets most of his hydration from the tub faucet and used to only drink while i sat with him#now he only drinks after he's stood on my bare legs headbutting me for 5 minutes while i try to do my business . horrible creature
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okay as a Jean Enjoyer i feel like i need to say this because there are different genres of jean enjoyment (jeanres if you will). i am of the faction where i don’t really vibe with the whole “jeangst” thing (as it exists as a fandom phenomenon) and here’s why. so much of the stuff i see labeled “jeangst” is WAY too sympathetic to and forgiving of jean for my taste. like he’s woobified or there’s a lot of uncritical ‘poor jean harry is so mean to him and now harry’s amnesia ruined his life :(’ type stuff which is such a fundamental misunderstanding of him and his role in harry’s past & present and it skews how we view his dynamic with harry too. and i don’t mean this as “oh considering jean’s pov is bad!!1!1″ no i consider his pov all the time i am indescribably mentally ill about the torment that the jeanharry relationship puts both jean and harry through. but when we consider his point of view i really think that just ascribing him the simple role of ‘poor depressed punching bag’ strips him of all the interesting parts of his character & also contributes to a less nuanced and accurate understanding of harry as well (it makes it easy to villainize him for his addiction and mental illness, which in and of themselves aren’t moral failings-- harry was a bad person for his behavior, which is not the same as his addiction or his illnesses)
like, jean put himself in this situation. over and over again. yes he was likely forced into working with harry, but whatever’s going on between them is more than a workplace conflict. you look at luiga’s twitter and he’s said so much about jean and harry’s codependency and the other mentions of a very close and very unhealthy personal relationship. you see the way jean talks about his own role vs harry’s in the ending-- jean WANTS to be the poor victim, he wants everyone to see him as the helpless punching bag who is being such a saint by Putting Up With Harry And His Bullshit, look at me, i’m so much better than this stupid mentally ill addict! he’s like harry you are so unprofessional, and there is something wrong with you, and we are all so tired of putting up with you and your shitty behavior, but here he is sitting in a hotel lobby in a wig to harass harry while harry is actually doing his job!! like jean my love here you are reaming harry out about “doing his fucking job” sir what are you doing!! you are sitting in a hotel looking angry for 14 hours just in case your special little partner who you are definitely sooo mad at condescends to speak to you for a few minutes!! and you dragged poor judit out here too!! jean. girl. babe. it’s time to admit you are a massive hypocrite with an even bigger victim complex. you, a mentally ill addict, are losing your shit at harry for being a mentally ill addict. why don’t you meaningfully address the actual behaviors instead of just reminding harry that he’s an alcoholic every 2 minutes.
like i’m not saying jean should have infinite patience for harry after multiple years of mistreatment but damn dude the double standards are insane. jean is instigating a messy public breakup and being pretty abusive the whole time and then he’s like everyone feel bad for ME and not STUPID HARRY who is an ALCOHOLIC in case anyone forgot. he goes on and on about how much his life sucks and how much harry sucks and boohoo poor him he’s so depressed and beaten down by the shitkid etc but then in ANY sub-ideal ending you get there’s still something that tells you that he’s still taking harry back or at least considering it. in the cuno ending “he can’t leave you behind. he just can’t. one final time...” even in the worst ending “if you make it-- if you’re sober for 10 months-- tell us. i’ll work with you again.” jean babe if you hate him so much then stay the fuck away from him!! damn!! your codependency is showing!! your victim complex is showing!! just go get harry’s name tattooed on you at this point like at the very least it might get you some sympathy from people at the bar when they ask about what’s very clearly an Ex’s Name Tattoo
#this got out of hand. sorry#anyway yeah i disagree with 'jeangst' on principle because it's too nice to jean basically#you can be sympathetic to his point of view without being a Jean Apologist or completely erasing his role in a mutually abusive dynamic#i love to think about how much this whole situation hurts him. and i love to think about how a lot of it is his fault#it's so much more interesting for him to be a participant in his own victimhood#he's standing there goading harry into punching him and then he gets punched and is like HOW DARE YOU PUNCH ME!!#well sir you see if you tape a sign on your forehead that says kick me then eventually you are going to be kicked.#the jeanharry relationship as a form of self harm for both parties involved etc etc#using each other to punish themselves etc etc#just enough good in it to keep them going. just enough bad to make it bitter the whole way through. the push and pull of addiction etc etc#see a return to jean/harry partnership after martinaise would be so funny#jean tries to provoke harry says some shitty stuff etc and harry just like. starts crying or having a panic attack or whatever#and jean is like hold on this makes ME look like the bad guy. come on quick hit me. come on say something mean. call me a slur. please#or maybe harry goes right back to being an asshole depending on ur guy. and nothing ever changes and they hurt each other for ever and ever#until they succumb to the inevitable murder-suicide#kiwipost#jv meta#jean vicquemare#I HATE THIS GUY *beating him with one of those carpet dust racket things*
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#i think my grandparents are going home tomorrow. which. lmao thank god#i love them so much they practically raised me i adore them i always have and always will#but FUCK man religious brazilian grandparents are their own brand of psychological torture and i cannot handle much more of this#yesterday i overheard my grandfather talking to my grandmother about how i had two (2) caipirinhas at this brazilian steakhouse we went to#to celebrate his and my aunts birthdays#and he said its the beginning of alcoholism and that i will eventually follow in my mothers footsteps of being a drunk if i keep drinking#like HELLO?????? SIR????????????? I HAD TWO DRINKS. TWO. ALL NIGHT. THE WHOLE NIGHT. TWO DRINKS.#also leave my mom alone sir she went through hell growing up dont shit talk her thats YOUR parenting my man#its just. the micromanaging. the helicoptering. the incessant unwarranted opinions. the nagging. the criticism. im just over it tbh#AND THE GOD TALK. oh my gooooood if i am gifted one more portuguese bible im gonna. idk what im gonna do but im gonna do something#i could start my own fucking library at this point with how many bibles they keep foisting onto me#hopefully by this time tomorrow i will be free of this and everyone can. get some space.#i love my family but jesus crucificado alguém me ajude#LOVE U ALL MISS U ALL HOPE UR ALL WELL MWAH ILL BE BACK SOON PRAY FOR ME PLEASE#personal
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When bae says something a little too out there 😳
#hetalia#aushun#hws austria#hws hungary#‘when I’m through with Prussia he’ll wish he never had ten fingers and toes’#‘… I’m sorry what?’#’I’ll tear his nose off with my teeth’#’…. eww??’#’This is 100% about protecting you and not at all about wanting to make Gilbert weep like an infant under my boot’#’… I don’t know if you’re trying to turn me on but frankly I’m just disturbed??’#’please sir let me kill him - he has to die’#’ummm… I won’t get in your way 😰’
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oh my gosh I am dealing with the. worst. client on earth. uuuugggghhh 😤
#sir respectfully there is no rational reason to have 43 edit notes on a 2 minute video that is a simple about us piece for your company#I have been getting email notifications all day long on Saturday from this guy#it’s so stupid#NOT TO MENTION he flat out swore in a feedback comment#like no truly not necessary and not professional#also this video is not that serious please turn it down a couple thousand notches#and to complicate it further#this isn’t even a direct client of my company’s but the client of a different production company that is working with us#I’m just so done#definitely telling my boss to keep me far away from this one#personal#update: I MADE IT THROUGH and the middle-man client could see how unreasonable this guy was and finished up the project bless
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i REALLY wanted to write "pigs gonna fuck" under the sex section of the autopsy report but my sister was watching me play and I got all embarrassed so I just put "male" 😔😔 this will bother me for the rest of the game
#i like to imagine harry went through the same journey as me except he was too embarrassed by the tbought of kim seeing it#im SO obsessed with only doing things kim would approve of its UNREAL#im so obsessed with pleasing him theres something genuinely wrong with me#i got the 'get kim to trust you completely award' on day 2 lol. i was like kim it's been TWO DAYS#lol#disco elysium#sir i protest i am not a merry man
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People who get annoyed with me for always wanting to be on time & being anxious about being late to stuff would not last two seconds with my family tbh
#my granddad has showed up to stuff a day early ON PURPOSE before#or many hours early. if he’s not the first person there he thinks he’s late#one time we agreed he’d pick me up at 8:30 to get somewhere by 1pm (it would take us two hours to drive there. so he was already giving#himself 4.5 hours to drive 2 hours. and therefore planning on getting there 2.5 hours early)#and he showed up at 8 and was flabbergasted that i was still eating my breakfast and was not going to be ready to go for another half hour#sir what do you MEAN you want to give it five hours instead?? why do you think you need five hours to make a two hour journey#so then he drove like max verst*ppen and we got there almost three hours early and ended up sitting in somebody’s living room for those#three hours. i was so annoyed. i was like ‘do you regret setting off this early now’ he has the audacity to say no#are you kidding me. we are in your sister’s living room. her tv is somehow bigger than the actual room and she has the sound up SO loud#we could’ve been just getting in the car now. i could’ve slept in and enjoyed my morning. but noooooo#the one time he’s been late in his life was when i had this bee situation in my kitchen where basically bees were in my kitchen#and i’d figured out how they were getting in but i didn’t have the expertise to block up the opening so i called him#and i was like ‘there are fifteen fucking bees in my kitchen right now john. please help me’#he said he’d be there by 1. why did he show up at ten to three#i did feel vindicated when about two minutes after he arrived; a bee fell through the hole in the ceiling and landed flat on its back#on the counter right before both of our eyes & buzzed around angrily#even my grandma said ‘chuffing hell’. that’s how you know it’s bad#i think they were late because they didn’t take me seriously lol#personal
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At my high school graduation, I wore my dad's tassel as well as my own. I thought it would be honoring my dad, while also saying that I was coming out stronger after high school. I also didn't care about school rivalrys. (The tassels were not even the same colors! 4 different colors! Local colors from 2 different schools! Thank you to the student who helped me put it on!)
My high school had a strict code for that ceremony, but I didn't care.
Allowing individuality like that university did, is such a beautiful concept!
(Please read the tags)
#rebellion#high school#high school drama#avoiding all of the trauma that is ready to overflow from high school#2 teachers literally died while I was in high school#first and last semesters too#choir and theater had an amazing teacher#thank you sir for getting the script so my mom could follow along to the musical#that meant the world to me#i wish teachers got free counseling#they go through horrors#one survived a shooting#one witnessed a motorcycle crash#middle school one teacher survived car crash horrifically injuried best friend died friend's family tried to sue innocent teacher#psych teacher invested in student student scapeled student's mother teacher showed baseball team photo with that student and teacher#picture got passed around the class with teacher pointing out that student's face in the picture#the teachers need counseling#even if you didn't traumatize them#they are already traumatized#they need help#multiple of my past teachers have had break downs because they don't have someone helping them cope with what they went through#please help them
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