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I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.
#i am begging this website. BEGGING it. to stop acting like building codes are state oppression#and please stop reducing blue collar jobs to 'so easy any handyman could do it with a youtube video'#that's how people fucking die#i didn't spend five years learning how to do my job safely to watch people online tell me it could've just been a course in high school#i know that this is like. a minority minority opinion and not really worth getting worked up over#but it's so annoying to see supposed leftists denigrating blue collar jobs like this#same poster also opined that we won't need garbagemen#because 'if the trash is bothering people they'll figure out a way to clean it without having to pick it up'#like what??? does that even fucking mean????#construction
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I'm just saying if you're writing smut featuring trans people and you find yourself ONLY writing pre-op transmen as receiving penetration. ONLY writing your transmen as submissive.
You should really take a step back and think about why this is.
Also consider including trans people who have gotten bottom surgery. I'd like to see more of that. Or transmen using straps. That'd be cool too thanks.
#like why the fuckkkk is it so hard to not be weird about it#like im not trying to kink shame here#you can be weird without being Weird (derogatory#right? you understand me?#appreciate the variation of human experience#i had a bit about the ways people are weird about like#trans women and nonbinary people and intersex ppl#but like. i figure yall can share your own thoughts I do not wanna speak for you#trans men#trans man#transandrophobia#like i get that transmen can be like that#but i swear it is so difficult out here as someone who is not into submission and shit#like. aauuuugh#am i just bad at searching for smut????#i don't know#i don't like policing ppl about what they write. especially smut.#but its just like....can i please see some variety.
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Jurassic World: Chaos Theory - Cabin Attack Clip ☆
#please excuse the title overlay in the first gif#there was no possible way for me to crop it out without completely ruining the shot 😭#darius bowman#ben pincus#ben fitzgerald pincus#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#chaos theory#...#benrius#:)#jurassic world chaos theory spoilers#jwct spoilers#chaos theory spoilers#dailynetflix#dreamworksedit#dreamworks animation#man. i learned SO many things while making this set#figured out how to use VLC media player to get my frames#and also how to fix the frame rate after exporting#OH and now i know how to position the text in photoshop using xy coordinates (IT'S CTRL+T. THAT'S IT.)#good times good times ...#edit#mango edit
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Doodle of the little guy ever as this game takes over my waking thought
#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#this is a very obvious ‘me drawing design as canon compliant as possible to comprehend how it works so I can later#draw it in my style more properly’ Doodle. but that’s okay#it’s a canon event for every first fanart in any given fandom#anyway I like them. fucking thang#also please no spoilers I am still in act 2!!! trying to figure out how to kick the king’s ass without dying#getting closer each time !#ok that’s enough tag rambling#my art
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You Matter To Me
Sara Bareilles (ft. Jason Mraz)
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Noah and Cody have a quick chat.
Cody really didn't expect to like Noah as much as he does. He also didn't expect Noah to make him this happy. That's why it hurts when he realizes Noah's better off without him. Without his baggage, without his adversity, without his mess. Man what a mess it is. He wouldn't blame Noah in the least if he thought it was too much to handle and left without looking back.
Fortunately, Cody matters too much to Noah to let him go so easily. Cody couldn't be more grateful. Maybe one day he'll learn to tell him.
#ellipsis are a guys best friend! love those things!#anyway WOW was this a struggle. Words are so hard sometimes#like OBVIOUSLY I had this whole event drafted and I knew what was gonna happen but the dialogue I figured out as I went#Is it good?? Do you get it?? Lord I hope so#total drama#total drama world tour#tdwt#total drama noah#td noah#total drama cody#td cody#cody anderson#noco#total drama noco#td noco#world tour but noco are the only ones kissing#Starry makes art#Dear Cody: I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight#They don't pull away... they don't look at your face... and they don't try to kiss you#All they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight without an ounce of selfishness to it#I hope you become addicted. I hope you become addicted to saying things and... having to matter to someone#this is also half waitress propaganda. You Matter To Me was written for waitress and its SUCH a good musical please you have to believe me
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they were in little league together
#the kneesbees arts#art#my art#etc#the outsiders#the outsiders art#steve randle#sodapop curtis#sodas face is really blurry for some reason idk how that happened#also please do us both a favor and dont look at the shoes#please be nice to me this is only like the second time of drawn something digitally without doing it on paper first#+ taking a picture and tracing#im still figuring out how it works🙏#wait hold on im looking at this on my phone now#tumblr hates me youre gonna have to zoom in for the details
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This is stupid:
buuuut it still works cause tangle is awesome :] i direct you to issue 37, where tangle does this:
at face value, heck yeah!! using her tail as a pulley system to tie up the boat?? so clever :) (and being able to wrap her tail around all that after the boat starts falling, before it loses much height - that’s very fast, accurate tail extension! what if she’d accidentally bonked her tail into any of those metal beams down there instead of going between them? she wouldn’t have made it in time if she did bonk!)
but you look closer… and it might not be that clever. in fact, it looks like a mistake.
(at the dark purple question mark, her tail’s path isn’t very clear. i went with ‘repeating the pattern’ around a part of the boat we couldn’t see in blue, which would then wrap around at the angle you see her tail stretch left, out from the question mark.)
it’s wrapped around the whole boat, so where’s the problem…?
the problem is: leverage (or whatever the word is for pulleys & ropes).
in the leftmost diagram, we see the dots - the anchor points of the rope - are at equal height. at a resting point, they will both hold the weight up with their own material integrity; that is, it will stay at the resting height unless the material breaks.
in the middle diagram, the ‘anchor point’ for the right rope has moved lower; the bar it holds the weight up towards is far lower, and the excess is wrapped over to tie to the ground. again, at resting position, it will remain there while the material holds.
in the right diagram, the rope arrangament is the same as the middle one, but now we’re applying pull force to bring the weight upwards. at this level, due to where the right rope is ‘anchored’ on the bar, no matter what force is applied, it cannot raise the weight any higher than that bar - only the rope on the left could pull it higher, or support its weight in a higher position.
applied to this situation:
the blue sections are parts where tangle’s tail can support the boat just by wrapping around and staying in place, pretty much; it’s a net woven around that just needs to not slip. the orange sections are where the only provable anchor point above the boat is tangle herself! (and i will note that the way she’s holding her tail here, her tail is almost certainly not the limb doing most of the pulling - for it to angle so much before and after her grip on it, it can’t be tensed. to better clarify - if you have long hair, and something pulls on your hair, it pulls your scalp. unless you grab your hair with a hand and pull it closer to your scalp, and then all the active tension is redirected through your arms.)
which means that for the boat to stay where it is - above the ‘blue level’ - tangle is actively pulling it higher! pulling the entire weight of the boat up.
so how hard is this - how heavy is the boat? in this panel, it looks like a relatively small boat; maybe a dinghy? dinghies can have those ribbed sides, and are generally round, and it could weigh somewhere between 100-200lbs, and be a little tough to carry…
nope! it is some type of motor boat (perhaps a skiff). you can see a propeller under the ‘cinch’, so it has a motor… and if you look at the rest of the page, it has at least 7 seats (presumably 8), so it has to be large enough to hold at least 7 people!
i���m not acquainted with boats so i had to do some digging - and most of the ones i found at first had consoles/raised walls/less seats than this one, which weren’t exactly a fair weight comparison. i also didn’t want to try to calculate precisely how long this boat is, since the angles are off and hard to calculate from this perspective.
so, instead i looked at a few different types of boat to get rough estimated of weights, and then i’d roughly downsize that based off estimates of how much smaller a boat for ~3ft people needs to be!
i went through a handful of similar motorboats (mostly 1-4 people, but with added physical features to add weight) and found weights between 1,000lb to 2,000lb depending on length (18-22+ feet). a yamaha 195S is 19’5” long, and 2,509lb - but a nitro z18 is 18’8” and 1,700lb. the only good visualizers i found were charts for what motor horsepower to use for what length and weight:
so it was super hard to get a good estimate of the weight here!! like super hard!! so i’m just doing a vague whatever conservative estimate and someone else can do proper math!!!
if you half the length to a presumed 10ft long - which i’m not sure is properly long enough for this boat, i’d guess somewhere between 12-15ft - and then quarter the 20ft weight to try to account for the square-cube law, you get a guesstimate of a boat weighing about 500lb. if you’re conservative with it, maybe 400lb?
which, to keep from tipping out away from the metal cradle, lowering to the level of tangle’s tail wrapped around underneath, & be held upright as tangle is doing, has to be fully supported - and as noted earlier, without real assistance from tangle’s tail’s strength, this is just her arms.
now, you could assume tangle simply wrapped that mystery segment of tail around the cradle bar she’s standing on, and this would allow much more of the boat’s weight to be supported by her tail’s structure… but it’d have to be an awkward angle for her tail to do that and it to not be visible next to her feet or in the empty space to the right, which would also put some more of the strain on her arms/body instead of her tail, so she’d stil be doing a lot!
and especially if you estimate the boat closer to 12-15ft, which is closer to 600-750lb, that gets crazier…
PLUS the fact that she had to hold that weight up for at LEAST as long to ask them to hurry & tie the boat up, AND as long as it took for the others to actually work something up/fix the cradle to hold the boat and relieve tangle of it.
conclusion: this is canon
#tangle the lemur#analysis#sonic idw#idw sonic#as soon as i noticed her tail’s hand was at the bottom grabbing on i was like ‘wait thats stupid.-#-shes holding the entire boat up without using her tail to pull’ and then all i needed to do was figure out how heavy the boat was#anyways. to any whispangle fans: tangle can absolutely scoop whisper up effortlessly. do with this what you will#i also DID NOT have any proper heavy resources or references for the exact boat. so if anyone can correct me on the math#please do correct me & share with the class thatd be so fun
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Gardening pals
#kirby#kots#kirby of the stars#kirby fanart#hoshi no kirby#taranza#Galacta Knight#last year I had it revealed to me in a dream that Galacta would enjoy gardening#it made so much sense back then#it doesn't make sense now but i don't make the rules#i think Taranza could show Galacta how to interact with fragile things without you know killing them#Galacta has been destructive for so long they have been used as a weapon for as long as they remember#and then being free and discovering they are capable of gentleness???#the best i think#i started rendering this yesterday i spent like 4 hours on it until i realized i hate rendering so gray it is#please forgive me rendering gods I'm just no good#morpho butterflies surround Galacta in the garden if it wasn't clear#i know some people see them and freak out for obvious reasons but they're kind to Galacta and Galacta is still grateful to them#do you like galacta's cap it took me so long to figure out out how to get it on their head#i don't know anything about gardening so i just made Taranza hold any gardening tool I could think of#he has too many hands in my opinion i don't know what to do with them
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Had a shower thought. This is my bowsette bowuigi vision
no listen
Listen Im tired as shit and Im getting 5 hours of sleep again for the 5th time in a row but I NEED you guys to get this
tell me you get the vision
this is bowsetteuigi
tell me you get it
tell me
#please keep in mind I haven't seen wreck it ralph in ages and Im sososos tired but I really think I got somn going#the my shit tag#bowsette#bowuigi#wreck it ralph#thank god there isn't a second wir movie to watch. only the first one. otherwise I would get sad#height difference. angry violent tall lady. kindhearted loyal short guy. tell me you get it#anyway ive been dying to make bowsette bowuigi into one word but i genuinely cant figure out how without implying a different meaning#either it looks like luigiette or luigi paired with one of the other ette characters neither of which im happy about#if anyone got an idea lmk kk
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butch!141 moodboards? 👀
butch!141 moodboards 🙂↕️ - links to each fic attached
simon price
gaz johnny
inspired a little bit by the fic ideas i’ve got planned for them and their characters overall,, i have a reason (though some are admittedly Dumb) for every item on these moodboards so PLEASE yap away with me about them
#i should say *almost every item - like sometimes the flowers are just there for texture and vibe i’m sorry the inner fine artist in me#is screaming but for like 90% of it i have reasons!!#i tried to keep them within the lesbian flag colours but green looked so damn good on them all that i couldn’t stick to oranges and pinks#and purples and reds through out it all so idk if you could actually tell that i’d tried to do that without me saying so#also if anyone has any suggestions for the moodboards please go ahead (just be nice?) bc i’d love to hear more ideas#stellewrites asks#i hope you all like them!! i had sooooo much fun making them nd it’s been a good creative outlet as i’ve figured out what i want to write#and how to write it#i’ve got the johnny fic almost half done now i’m on a bit of a roll with it atm#a lot smuttier than the simon one#butch simon#butch soap#butch price#stud gaz
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i’m getting pissed thinking about this one person i saw somewhere saying something about Charles loathing his disability so there’s no point in keeping him disabled in the comics
DUDE??? 😟
i feel like him being disabled is so important to his character and being able to show readers that having a disability doesn’t mean you can’t do anything
i wouldn’t say i’m fully educated in these areas and i don’t know how actual disabled people feel on the matter but representation is so important 😭
i get really upset seeing “Charles can magically walk again” “He’s fixed!” things like WHY??? GIVE HIM A CANE ATLEAST I BEG OF YOU
do these people do this because its inconvenient he cant walk??? that makes me so mad honestly
i need krakoa Charles with a cane idc about them having his rebirth set from before his accident i need him to show that you can partially corrupt a whole nation while still relying on an aid
or even better yet KEEP THE WHEELCHAIR (not the banana one get a better chair Charles pls)
added bonus give Charles Xavier a gun. An “excuse” to finally get him in the field as if he can’t use HIS EXTREMELY POWERFUL PHYSIC POWERS?? MINDWHAMMY THEM OR SOMETHING PLEASE DO SOMETHING STOP BEING A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
we need more disability rep please and thank you
gonna mind-whammy the ableists they don’t deserve their vital organs
me trying to defend pookiebear from the haters ^^^
#why are we ‘fixing’ disabled characters guys ☹️#i’m trying to figure out how to say something that doesn’t sound like ‘put this man in a life-changing accident’#i’m pretty sure i saw it being said on teitter so idk what i’m expecting from those guys#thats where the majority of users are scum of the earth#bro in this day and age 😾😿#i need to get a better understanding on what i’m defending so i can actually pull out some facts#aka read the comics and indulge in more good disability rep#how do i say ‘please stay disabled’ without saying something offensive or wrong#i feel out of place being an able-bodied person while talking about mayters that dont even relate to me#well i mean spread the word you know gotta help more people understand#charles xavier#professor x#x men#cherik#disability representation#Wheelchair user Charles Xavier#wish does not shut up#x comics#sick and tired of everyone erasing a major part of charles’s character
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(spoilers for dcmk ahead)
detective conan seriously needs to stop wasting our time and end already. gosho just keeps introducing more and more characters that we either don't care about or are just there to be the love interest.
i love dcmk, i really do. but, and i can't believe i'm saying this, it's too long!! and, trust me, i'm no slouch when it comes to length. (aka, has rewatched one piece at least 10 times).
but it's dragging out! it's clear that gosho has realised he has fans who will stick with it regardless, because the overarching plot is interesting, but how are we supposed to stay invested if we rarely get to see the plot?
there are less episodes where the black organisation appears than there are tv original episodes. don't get me wrong, i love... some of them, but i love the plot-heavy episodes so much more.
it has, canonically, only been six months since shinichi was turned into a child. SIX MONTHS! AND DCMK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 28 YEARS!!
we don't need each character to have a romantic sub-plot. we don't need an in-depth backstory for each character.
we don't need to see each and every case they come across.
i'm all for slice of life - i love it, in fact. but not when there's such a strong plot behind it.
i feel like the desperate revival arc should have been the turning point, where it starts to be more head-strong in the plot, maybe throwing in a kaitou kid chapter/episode for a break. but it doesn't.
instead, we are 210 chapters into the Rum Arc with no sign of it stopping soon. the bourbon and akai arc was 276 chapters, and we all remember how long it took for that to end.
i'm at the point where i just pick and choose episodes to watch, (thank you detectiveconanwiki), because nobody cares about the will they? wont they? for anyone but shinran and maybe heizuha but that's been dragged out more than enough.
seriously, heiji didn't realise he had feelings for kazuha until 600 episodes in? and he called kazuha 'his' but pretends he didn't because it wasn't as amazing as shinichi's confession? i stopped caring the second momiji was introduced because, oh, can't have a love story without an obstacle! FUCK OFF
ran's character went from a strong female woman who was struggling with the fact that the love of her life is gone, to 'help us, shinichi!'. like- come ON! she grew up with shinichi and you're telling me she doesn't have any deductive prowess? what happened to her suspecting conan of being shinichi? BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE SHE'S FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT
and it's so hard to come up with your own ending, because there's still so much that hasn't been answered.
what is the aptx 4869 being used for? (have my own theory, and wouldn't be surprised if it was right). what is the 'silver bullet' haibara's parents were working on? what's the black orginisation's goal? is karasuma renya still alive? what is vermouth's relation to him? why hasn't she aged?
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
JUST GET ON WITH IT GOSHO
#dcmk#detective conan#spoilers#i love this show but it makes me want to pull a rikumichi and blow my brains out#the romantic subplots are too much now#it was cute at first then i just got sick of it#can yusaku and heizou just combine their braincells and figure this whole thing out please#or better yet#shinichi heiji sera and hakuba do it#maybe invite kid along for the ride#and can haibara just tell conan what he needs to know?? she knows he'll just continue to investigate without her so JUST SAY IT#yknow what fuck it#might just make my own detective conan without the hundred side characters#just focus on the main characters and the antagonist#dcmk critical i suppose
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Am at that wonderful standstill with house repairs where i am now broke again. Today will be "find little tasks no one likes to do for money" day to recouperate expenses so i can continue.
I am forever thankful to the people that helped me last week, and the person (i will find out who you are and love you one day) who helped me this week. If anyone else has a couple dollars free, i could use that to buy some nails/tiles for the roof, or spackle for interior holes in the ceiling, or primer/paint to fix up the water damage. Idk this house needs a Lot lmao
PLEASE DO NOT PUT YOURSELF OUT FOR ME UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES THOUGH
https://www.paypal.me/PallasfromTumblr
#I feel so dirty asking#but i can repay one day#and its to get the children back asap#but please if you are struggling dont do it#ill figure it out#I did have an interview yesterday that SEEMED to go well#so maybe i will have job soon#but idk how long to hope for that without them re-calling me ':/#they said “within a couple weeks” so ill stick with if i dont hear from them in 2 weeks its a no go#but i still have hope#they seemed like nice people#also i refuse to pay rent while i am fixing the house and the landlord is ignoring my calls and messages#he should he doing this its his house
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I've seen alot of takes from both toxic fh truthers and fh shippers that Scott will never ever get over Jimmy and will obsess over him until he dies forever which. I don't fault anyone for asserting considering that fucker has two jokes and one of them is lolol remember fh But. I think there's something to be said about how Scott has shown time and time again he really is not in love with any personal qualities Jimmy possesses (quite the opposite actually, he seems to find Jimmy obnoxious more often than not during third life including when Jimmy is not really even doing anything) but is rather entranced with the romantic fantasy that Jimmy brings.
Jimmy is, after all, young and pretty and in love and someone he feels relies on him and lets him feel useful so it's not hard to assign him as husband and leave it at that. I don't think Scott is quite in love with Jimmy tbh but I do think he's very much in love with his husband (jimmy). If that makes sense.
With that in mind, I think it's then fascinating when you look at the universes where FH assumably never existed or where he is able to find a replacement for his romantic fantasy relationship. Witchcraft Scott has Milo and Rat Scott has his weird platonic(????) thing with Owen and Pirate Scott focused on his brother instead, Scott tends to actually move on pretty well and adjust to being more. Chill.
Now then if I said last life Scott almost got to this point with his thing with GGG and Pearl specifically challenging his worldview. And then he fucked it all up. Then
#random thoughts#he could've been buddies with pearl forever it could have been so awesome!!!!!!!#RL galaxy duo is not awesome to me btw to me that was like. Post SL “because I love you” Scott filtering Pearl back into his system#like okay I've figured out a way I can think about you without making myself emotionally vulnerable you can exist in my world again yayyy <#RL is non canon to me for alot of reasons but pearls behaviour there is like. A big reason like she was very clearly not locked in#Which is like. Of course fine and awesome it's a fucking April Fools episode but yeah it's like a spin off movie or OVA to me. One of those#That happens at a super hazy time in the timeline where when you ask the creators they're just like ehh uhhnhuhm ehh.#Anyway yeah I could talk more about Why scott desperately needing his romantic fantasy to stay alive with#Jimmy is so so sad to me. Smth smth homophobia fucked him up I think but in the opposite direction it did with Joel#Mf really just needs to be vulnerable trust me guys. Fixable guy. Redeemable guy. Good guy at heart. Guys please.
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dandelion is indeed the worst but if he’s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the “short stories” era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.
though it’s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasn’t disappointed with it (… with regards to them), but since it’s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished i’m trying to prepare for any potential reality
#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg#but if it’s regular geralt day in the life then if dandelion’s not there it’s gonna suuuuuccckk#i mean as in geralt’s life sucks without him. badly#and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#it’s august and we don’t have a title yetttt 🥲 and they said 2024 … hmhm sure#i just feel like rupaul ‘and don’t fuck it up’.gif#like i’m excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punk’d?#it’s not going to be the best but i’m hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. don’t trust me i like to believe in the future#i was going to say ‘and i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflix’ and then i laughed.#i don’t trust him—i don’t even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me can’t believe i’m still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the ‘well i’m only gay for clout’ villain motivations#the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further#but season of storms ending was actually good and = well it’s not like sapkowski forgot what it was about#then again it’s been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails#all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i don’t want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out#sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say there’s 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol#i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL#they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record#new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around#they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries#new book 2024
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Is this...is this anything?
#lucanis dellamorte#I'm trying to figure out how to have a sketchy art style and I have no idea what I'm doing#we're putting the paintery one on the back burner for a second#it takes me way too long to render anything that way#Wait hold on I wonder what happens if I color this without inking it....hmmmm#hold please!#ughhh wait the mouth looks stupid#oh well!
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