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I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.
#i am begging this website. BEGGING it. to stop acting like building codes are state oppression#and please stop reducing blue collar jobs to 'so easy any handyman could do it with a youtube video'#that's how people fucking die#i didn't spend five years learning how to do my job safely to watch people online tell me it could've just been a course in high school#i know that this is like. a minority minority opinion and not really worth getting worked up over#but it's so annoying to see supposed leftists denigrating blue collar jobs like this#same poster also opined that we won't need garbagemen#because 'if the trash is bothering people they'll figure out a way to clean it without having to pick it up'#like what??? does that even fucking mean????#construction
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Jurassic World: Chaos Theory - Cabin Attack Clip ☆
#please excuse the title overlay in the first gif#there was no possible way for me to crop it out without completely ruining the shot 😭#darius bowman#ben pincus#ben fitzgerald pincus#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#chaos theory#...#benrius#:)#jurassic world chaos theory spoilers#jwct spoilers#chaos theory spoilers#dailynetflix#dreamworksedit#dreamworks animation#man. i learned SO many things while making this set#figured out how to use VLC media player to get my frames#and also how to fix the frame rate after exporting#OH and now i know how to position the text in photoshop using xy coordinates (IT'S CTRL+T. THAT'S IT.)#good times good times ...#edit#mango edit
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Doodle of the little guy ever as this game takes over my waking thought
#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#this is a very obvious ‘me drawing design as canon compliant as possible to comprehend how it works so I can later#draw it in my style more properly’ Doodle. but that’s okay#it’s a canon event for every first fanart in any given fandom#anyway I like them. fucking thang#also please no spoilers I am still in act 2!!! trying to figure out how to kick the king’s ass without dying#getting closer each time !#ok that’s enough tag rambling#my art
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they were in little league together
#the kneesbees arts#art#my art#etc#the outsiders#the outsiders art#steve randle#sodapop curtis#sodas face is really blurry for some reason idk how that happened#also please do us both a favor and dont look at the shoes#please be nice to me this is only like the second time of drawn something digitally without doing it on paper first#+ taking a picture and tracing#im still figuring out how it works🙏#wait hold on im looking at this on my phone now#tumblr hates me youre gonna have to zoom in for the details
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Gardening pals
#kirby#kots#kirby of the stars#kirby fanart#hoshi no kirby#taranza#Galacta Knight#last year I had it revealed to me in a dream that Galacta would enjoy gardening#it made so much sense back then#it doesn't make sense now but i don't make the rules#i think Taranza could show Galacta how to interact with fragile things without you know killing them#Galacta has been destructive for so long they have been used as a weapon for as long as they remember#and then being free and discovering they are capable of gentleness???#the best i think#i started rendering this yesterday i spent like 4 hours on it until i realized i hate rendering so gray it is#please forgive me rendering gods I'm just no good#morpho butterflies surround Galacta in the garden if it wasn't clear#i know some people see them and freak out for obvious reasons but they're kind to Galacta and Galacta is still grateful to them#do you like galacta's cap it took me so long to figure out out how to get it on their head#i don't know anything about gardening so i just made Taranza hold any gardening tool I could think of#he has too many hands in my opinion i don't know what to do with them
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Had a shower thought. This is my bowsette bowuigi vision
no listen
Listen Im tired as shit and Im getting 5 hours of sleep again for the 5th time in a row but I NEED you guys to get this
tell me you get the vision
this is bowsetteuigi
tell me you get it
tell me
#please keep in mind I haven't seen wreck it ralph in ages and Im sososos tired but I really think I got somn going#the my shit tag#bowsette#bowuigi#wreck it ralph#thank god there isn't a second wir movie to watch. only the first one. otherwise I would get sad#height difference. angry violent tall lady. kindhearted loyal short guy. tell me you get it#anyway ive been dying to make bowsette bowuigi into one word but i genuinely cant figure out how without implying a different meaning#either it looks like luigiette or luigi paired with one of the other ette characters neither of which im happy about#if anyone got an idea lmk kk
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(spoilers for dcmk ahead)
detective conan seriously needs to stop wasting our time and end already. gosho just keeps introducing more and more characters that we either don't care about or are just there to be the love interest.
i love dcmk, i really do. but, and i can't believe i'm saying this, it's too long!! and, trust me, i'm no slouch when it comes to length. (aka, has rewatched one piece at least 10 times).
but it's dragging out! it's clear that gosho has realised he has fans who will stick with it regardless, because the overarching plot is interesting, but how are we supposed to stay invested if we rarely get to see the plot?
there are less episodes where the black organisation appears than there are tv original episodes. don't get me wrong, i love... some of them, but i love the plot-heavy episodes so much more.
it has, canonically, only been six months since shinichi was turned into a child. SIX MONTHS! AND DCMK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 28 YEARS!!
we don't need each character to have a romantic sub-plot. we don't need an in-depth backstory for each character.
we don't need to see each and every case they come across.
i'm all for slice of life - i love it, in fact. but not when there's such a strong plot behind it.
i feel like the desperate revival arc should have been the turning point, where it starts to be more head-strong in the plot, maybe throwing in a kaitou kid chapter/episode for a break. but it doesn't.
instead, we are 210 chapters into the Rum Arc with no sign of it stopping soon. the bourbon and akai arc was 276 chapters, and we all remember how long it took for that to end.
i'm at the point where i just pick and choose episodes to watch, (thank you detectiveconanwiki), because nobody cares about the will they? wont they? for anyone but shinran and maybe heizuha but that's been dragged out more than enough.
seriously, heiji didn't realise he had feelings for kazuha until 600 episodes in? and he called kazuha 'his' but pretends he didn't because it wasn't as amazing as shinichi's confession? i stopped caring the second momiji was introduced because, oh, can't have a love story without an obstacle! FUCK OFF
ran's character went from a strong female woman who was struggling with the fact that the love of her life is gone, to 'help us, shinichi!'. like- come ON! she grew up with shinichi and you're telling me she doesn't have any deductive prowess? what happened to her suspecting conan of being shinichi? BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE SHE'S FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT
and it's so hard to come up with your own ending, because there's still so much that hasn't been answered.
what is the aptx 4869 being used for? (have my own theory, and wouldn't be surprised if it was right). what is the 'silver bullet' haibara's parents were working on? what's the black orginisation's goal? is karasuma renya still alive? what is vermouth's relation to him? why hasn't she aged?
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
JUST GET ON WITH IT GOSHO
#dcmk#detective conan#spoilers#i love this show but it makes me want to pull a rikumichi and blow my brains out#the romantic subplots are too much now#it was cute at first then i just got sick of it#can yusaku and heizou just combine their braincells and figure this whole thing out please#or better yet#shinichi heiji sera and hakuba do it#maybe invite kid along for the ride#and can haibara just tell conan what he needs to know?? she knows he'll just continue to investigate without her so JUST SAY IT#yknow what fuck it#might just make my own detective conan without the hundred side characters#just focus on the main characters and the antagonist#dcmk critical i suppose
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I've seen alot of takes from both toxic fh truthers and fh shippers that Scott will never ever get over Jimmy and will obsess over him until he dies forever which. I don't fault anyone for asserting considering that fucker has two jokes and one of them is lolol remember fh But. I think there's something to be said about how Scott has shown time and time again he really is not in love with any personal qualities Jimmy possesses (quite the opposite actually, he seems to find Jimmy obnoxious more often than not during third life including when Jimmy is not really even doing anything) but is rather entranced with the romantic fantasy that Jimmy brings.
Jimmy is, after all, young and pretty and in love and someone he feels relies on him and lets him feel useful so it's not hard to assign him as husband and leave it at that. I don't think Scott is quite in love with Jimmy tbh but I do think he's very much in love with his husband (jimmy). If that makes sense.
With that in mind, I think it's then fascinating when you look at the universes where FH assumably never existed or where he is able to find a replacement for his romantic fantasy relationship. Witchcraft Scott has Milo and Rat Scott has his weird platonic(????) thing with Owen and Pirate Scott focused on his brother instead, Scott tends to actually move on pretty well and adjust to being more. Chill.
Now then if I said last life Scott almost got to this point with his thing with GGG and Pearl specifically challenging his worldview. And then he fucked it all up. Then
#random thoughts#he could've been buddies with pearl forever it could have been so awesome!!!!!!!#RL galaxy duo is not awesome to me btw to me that was like. Post SL “because I love you” Scott filtering Pearl back into his system#like okay I've figured out a way I can think about you without making myself emotionally vulnerable you can exist in my world again yayyy <#RL is non canon to me for alot of reasons but pearls behaviour there is like. A big reason like she was very clearly not locked in#Which is like. Of course fine and awesome it's a fucking April Fools episode but yeah it's like a spin off movie or OVA to me. One of those#That happens at a super hazy time in the timeline where when you ask the creators they're just like ehh uhhnhuhm ehh.#Anyway yeah I could talk more about Why scott desperately needing his romantic fantasy to stay alive with#Jimmy is so so sad to me. Smth smth homophobia fucked him up I think but in the opposite direction it did with Joel#Mf really just needs to be vulnerable trust me guys. Fixable guy. Redeemable guy. Good guy at heart. Guys please.
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dandelion is indeed the worst but if he’s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the “short stories” era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.
though it’s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasn’t disappointed with it (… with regards to them), but since it’s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished i’m trying to prepare for any potential reality
#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg#but if it’s regular geralt day in the life then if dandelion’s not there it’s gonna suuuuuccckk#i mean as in geralt’s life sucks without him. badly#and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#it’s august and we don’t have a title yetttt 🥲 and they said 2024 … hmhm sure#i just feel like rupaul ‘and don’t fuck it up’.gif#like i’m excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punk’d?#it’s not going to be the best but i’m hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. don’t trust me i like to believe in the future#i was going to say ‘and i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflix’ and then i laughed.#i don’t trust him—i don’t even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me can’t believe i’m still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the ‘well i’m only gay for clout’ villain motivations#the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further#but season of storms ending was actually good and = well it’s not like sapkowski forgot what it was about#then again it’s been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails#all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i don’t want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out#sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say there’s 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol#i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL#they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record#new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around#they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries#new book 2024
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Is this...is this anything?
#lucanis dellamorte#I'm trying to figure out how to have a sketchy art style and I have no idea what I'm doing#we're putting the paintery one on the back burner for a second#it takes me way too long to render anything that way#Wait hold on I wonder what happens if I color this without inking it....hmmmm#hold please!#ughhh wait the mouth looks stupid#oh well!
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#please don’t call me a girl#I couldn’t figure out how to rephrase the meme without cringe#why is reacting out so hard when I know people love me and care about me#I have so many people who want to help but the idea of asking for help#just seems horrific#mental health#depression#anxiety#ocd#ptsd
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sooo i've got a piano concert in a couple of days and i figured what better way to force myself to practice than to put my piano skills at the internet's mercy sdkfnsdfdg
expect a recording of the piece (hopefully) daily until the concert and please feel free to yell at me* if i doesn't sound like i'm improving lol
*please be nice though especially today, my hands and wrists are going through it, they're refusing to let me play properly and won't stop aching ksdjfsdfsd
#PLEASE IGNORE THE FINGER AND WRIST CRACKS AT THE START TOO. I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO CROP THE AUDIO WITHOUT FUCKING IT UP#at least the ache has given me zephyr ficlet ideas 👀#because truly the levels of frustration at wanting to play your instrument and *knowing* that you can play so much better than you are#but not being able to because of pain/uncooperative joints are SO high sdfjknsdlf#husband rambles#okay i'm going to go hide now this is unreasonably scary how do people do this !??!?!
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don't like this 'well you should be grateful that we are not worse to you' thing. how about you simply be better to me instead of trying to make me thankful for the fact you're not actively trying to make things worse.
#news from the cupola#unshoutout to my parents :)#now. will someone hold my hand while I figure out how not be scared of the fact that doctors called me thrice and I did not answer#because I Also was scared about the fact that people were calling my phone.#there should be a way to schedule the first of one million Please For The Love of God My Gender meetings without phonecall...
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For your doodle asks-
This is Leo for my tmnt fan iteration Teenage Mutant Beetle Teetles. There is a pinned masterpost with all of the character sheets if you want to look at any.
(Also im wildly inconsistent with designs so sorry all of the drawings look different)
Hehehe
#rottmnt#tmnt#ally art#ally asks#this was so fun#also I hope I did the signing okay#I feel like the second sign is slightly wrong?#But I couldn't figure out how to draw the hand properly without it looking teeeeerrrriiibbbllleeee#so uhhh#if anyone is more fluent in sign language#and you notice any of this is wrong#please tell me and I will attempt to fix it
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Btw seeing gringos trying to dance tango or salsa is so 🫥🫥
Like I don't mind at all bro go off but like put some flavor in there I AM BEGGING i swear u won't die WHERE IS YOUR SOUL DO YOU NOT HAVE A HEART
#tango specifically gives me so much cringe but bc they have such a weird and wrong idea of how tanho is really like#i do not enjoy seeing it butchered#but i do not mind that other people dance it per se i just wish they cared a bit more about how it's traditionally danced#i was thinking about this seeing a gymnast the other day that had i think salsa in her routine?#(idk bc the volume was so low i just had to go by a bit of what i heard and her movements)#SHE WAS STIFF#all her routine was so beautiful and elegant and then that part... it was definitely there#but then i saw a YouTube video nd it was one of those where they teach how to dance x latinamerican rhythm#but the teacher is always yanki and the steps are all numbered and there's squares on the floor telling u where to step#and LISTEN i know it's useful to have a visual representation or a guide at first to figure out the movement#but please that's just at first u can't just go through life overthinking merengue bc u're gonna look dumb#even the teachers look like they are trying to hold a penny between their ass cheeks without it falling while they dance#u have to let go and just feel it at some point#some of our dances are so much more about the feeling or connection with your partner than about the technique#technique is still important but like#i would enjoy much more watching someone who doesn't know every dance so just does a couple basic steps but FEELS the music#and is just enjoying themselves while dancing#than seeing someone who spent an entire year learning every step and turn but they look petrified and scared while dancing#nobody is out to get u sweetheart u can let go PLEASE u're scaring the kids
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If Piko's dress has//had pockets where do you think they are//would be? asking because I need to write that he put his phone in his pocket and I realized I Don't Know Where He Would Even Have Them on his clothes.
I feel compelled to add his boxart image here and I don't know how to explain why so I'm not gonna even try. Here. Have him.
#vocaloid#utatane piko#I don't know how to describe it but that strange grey thing above the semicircle triangle light#near the bottom of the 'skirt' part of the dress seems like the most likely area for someone to be able to put a pocket#on that outfit. Like kind of like a hidden pocket. esp with the black line connecting the two#which could act like a seam for the pocket#I am on pc since that's the easiest way to access this tumblr most of the time (I don't want to log out of personal on mobile)#so I can't go crop the picture to focus on just that area#that whole not wanting to log out thing killed my first and only attempt at an ask blog btw (that plus drawing fatigue)#I'm pretty sure that's a dress#Why do all my favorite vocaloids wear confusing clothes and have hard to remember designs#JUST LET ME DRAW YOU WITHOUT A REFERENCE HUYGHHYHHHJ#piko vocaloid#I'm also trying to figure out his heels//heeled boots but that doesn't matter to what I'm writing#Piko's design is so confusing#YukitA please make more art of him I know it's been like 13 years (?) since you last drew him but I need references#I feel awkward looking this over so I'm gonna stop worrying and just. post it.#sorry everyone /hj
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