#please dont tell undyne

[justanechoflower]

Hm, what’s a flower doing here? Huh? It’s just an echo flower? Just a YELLOW echo flower? Aren’t they blue? …Okay, whoever painted this thing yellow I’m telling Undyne. Do they even still work with paint all over them?! (The title of the blog is not suspicious at all, nothing to see here!)

*Who knew being covered in blue glitter glue would come so in handy?*

[sunny-knight]

THE FONT FAMILY????

HEHUFHUDHUEHHE I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH FIRST OF ALL, WAS A GREAT EXCUSE TO PRACTICE CHARACTER DESIGN,

(give me more fonts to make PLEASE)

SECOND OF ALL (massive rant)

Personally, I like the idea of S n P just living in Deltsrune, maybee Grandpa Semi still existing but probably not living with them, parents not really mattering, then oh no Deltarune things happen, and now they’re in Undertale.

see, thats the PLAUSIBLE VERSION

This is the version where I crash through the window and ruin everything for the sake of the funny

what if… they have a HUGE ass family but they all live in New Home, and never talk to them.

BUT after the pacifist ending, with all of them on the surface, Undyne n Toriel n the gang sees them and is like “AYO!!! I HAD NO IDEA YOU GUYS HAD MORE FAMILY- WHY DIDN’T YOU EVER TELL US???

and its just this… secret family drama that no one has, or will talk about. just “you know what you did.”

Like Papyrus is the most forgiving dude on the planet and Sans is the most chill guy in the world, but they just H A T E these guys 😭😭😭

enough about the skeletons we know and love tho, WHAT ABOUT THESE SILLY FELLAS THAT I WILL ABSOLUTELY MAKE MORE OF BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH EUPHORIA THIS GIVES ME-

Impact: Oldest cousin, older than sans, tries not to talk too loud but slips up sometimes, so goes inbetween Upper and Lower case. Bodybuilder, helps out his dad at their family restaurant

Kefa: Middle cousin, older than Papyrus, very chill but still pretty spontaneous. Her font is Kefa but shes REALLY into graffiti fonts and general alternative stuff. Does a lot of the art for her families restaurant

Courier: classic disapproving father in-law, but works as a busboy at his son in-laws restaurant. talks in lowercase permanently. thinks changing fonts is dumb and unnecessary. does not approve of his granddaughters love of “graffiti” but still loves her

Roman: complete opposite of her father, speaks in uppercase, very enthusiastically helps out at her husband’s restaurant by way of taking care of all the plants cause its a plant themed restaurant. Would get along with Toriel, she loves snails

Savoye: incredibly passionate and only chef at his very famous restaurant in New Home. Loves his kids to bits, all that jazz

They all hate Sans and Papyrus as much as they hate them

O yeah did you know Papyrus was going to be called Roman/Times New Roman?? we dont… we dont talk about his beta design.

[unjustgalaxy]

OH YEAH ALSO CAN YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR UNDERTALE WONDERLUST AU :0???

ARGH I MEAN I DONT HAVE MUCH?? I HAVENT HAD TIME TO THINK ABT IT😭😭

but um ill write something down under a read more sure👍👍

its definitely tougher now since they went to the SURFACE already, but i bet i could work with it.

i know Troy functions as sort of the protagonist which jesus christ. unlucky. mans definitely NOT getting a pacifist ending now!! (points over at him, covered in blood and gore)

the thing abt ut au is that Troy and Frisk go through a pretty similar thing at the beginning if u think abt it!!

He fell down a big pit (flowers didnt break his fall, but trash is good enough), he then met SOME sort of villain of the story because he got kidnapped (also in pitch darkness, like Flowey was + u can equal being tied to a chair to being trapped in a small box surrounded by bullets) AND he met someone who functions as a tutorial for this new world hes entered (although Blink is way more unwilling than Toriel is😭😭)

i feel like if this was in game form, Blink would start off more like.. you know undertale yellow? Dalv is there, the vampire guy, and he spends like all the ruins Running Away from you before you meet him at the very end. I imagine it would be more like that, but he'd actually teach you stuff the few times you meet him. I'll figure out the logistics!!

Aeon is definitely like the Undyne equivalent. Because she's definitely after them, very scary and angry, but she's actually chill as hell (atleast i'm HOPING Aeon pls be my friend please)

Idk how exactly Ripley and The Inventor will work in this sort of?? situation? OR the Overseer

Like the Overseer was definitely built up as this huge threat - an Asgore level threat - but i'm unsure if he is?? I just have to wait for more wonderlust to come out😭😭

Oh!! And like, regions wise

For sure Reclaim is the beginning area, maybe with like a turn u can take, or you can fall further down into the Trench maybe? And Oasis Flora could be chill like Waterfall is

I certainly don't need to plan all of this so logistically, and should think about it more lore wise, but this helps with making art for it i think

OH and Troy, Runt and Blink definitely team up. Which is more Deltarune like, especially since Troy KEEPS wanting to kill people and they keep having to stop him

BUT ANYWAY THESE ARE VERY SCATTERED AS YOU CAN TELL. I wanna have more info before I actually start like, piecing it together into a whole thing in my head. Because I don't know how many more times they'll go to the surface and if i can somehow change that or implement it so it makes sense lore wise

Last minute thought: The Inventor is Gaster. imagine

and in an ideal world Cogsworth is Mettaton

But i know i wanna make more like pixel art for it bc its fun!! i only made one battle sprite but i wanna make one for like Blink too...

THANKS FOR GETTING ME TO THINK ABT IT I NEED TO LOCK IN AGAIN

oh and also ur tma au rlly intrigues me and i WISH i could read more abt it if only i wasnt fucking terrified of tma OR knew anything abt pd😭😭 the only things i know r through my brother and i did like. bare minimum research into "which fears fit which of the riptide guys" like years ago BUT JUST SO U KNOW I THINK ITS COOL IM CHEERING BUT LIKE THROUGH A WINDOW

i keep making too many aus. undertale? tma fear entities years ago? homestuck au thats entirely unfinished? can i chill?

[stupid-dumb-autistic-idiot]

more splatoon au stuff

also if youre going to reblog this please leave me silly things to read/opinions/whatever tf you want. they make me happy

-callie is scared of fucking everything and nobody that she is very close to and shares an apartment with uses this to their advantage and scares the shit out of her because that would be mean and not nice

-marie has more undyne vibes. shes kinda violent but not all the time obviously

-agent 3 (any pronouns, usually they/them) probably dresses like batman

-nobody really knows agent 4 (he/they). he just kinda hangs out and doesnt talk to anyone

-neo (any pronouns) is hyperfixating on pirates. he thinks they are so cool

-callie tends to mediate a lot because marie likes to be mean and people dont like that

-marie is exactly one (1) more traumatic event from becoming a serial killer. i may have overdone the mindfucking with her

-you know how agent 3 got partially sanitized? you know how sanitization removes emotions? yeahhh theyre partially emotionless. callie is really worried and marie kinda resents them because they wont tell her whats wrong and if they dont tell her whats wrong she cant fucking fix it

-agent 4 may or may not have been consistently snapped at during splatoon 2 by a very nervous and angry and generally distressed marie

-sanitization is performed by literally coaxing the emotions (which happen to come in silly little humanoid spirit things that are scientific anomalies in about 17 different ways, ill get into it later) out of a person. the coloring is mostly for differentiation

-unsure exactly how its done but probably something to do with putting the victim into a coma and turning on old drama movies.

-the little ghosties are a whole species and theyre mutualistically symbiotic with inklings/octolings and theyre essentially souls and they have juveniles/adults and all that fun stuff, theyre still being discovered. they feed off of endorphins

-they usually come out when their person dies and if theyre away from people for too long theyll dissipate and also die. or you could just beat the shit out of them that works too

-they are thick liquids that stand up for whatever reason. people cant break their surface tension

-they cannot differentiate between physical and emotional pain

-they also have the potential to travel to different universes on accident when leaving their people

-also captain cuttlefish and octavio are both dead lolll

anyways bye i hate you

[deltaswap2442]

Underswap Redesigns pt. 1

Was not planning on fitting this many characters on this one but....I did

Chara-Frisks role. It's what they call you =)

Temmie-Flowey Role. HOI! IM TEMMIE! TEMMIE DA TEM. YA YA!!!

Asgore-Toriel Role. My Child....please...stay Determined

Papyrus-Sans role. sup. im papyrus but you can call me paps. i can tell we're gonna be great friends!

Comic Sans- Papyrus role. ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE! SUN IS SHINING...BIRDS ARE CHIRPING....ON DAYS LIKE THESE... KIDS LIKE YOU... SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING SO BLUE!

Alphys-Undyne role. Anime made me think I could be some kind of hero...but...all I never do is let people down...

Undyne-Alphys role. I'm Undyne the Royal Scientist! A hero to all! With your soul we'll all finally be free!

Napstabot Radio-Mettaton Box role. a-are we live? m-mic check...t-testing.. t-testing...ah geez I already screwed this up!

Napstabot Aux-Mettaton Ex role. oh im a real star heh heh....

Toriel-Asgore role. My child....I wish you could stay...let's end this

Mettacrit-Napstablook role. Dance like nobody's watching darling! Keep showing your best moves!

Asriel-Monster Kid role. I'm Asriel! But everyone calls me Azzie. I'm Alphys assistant and supposed to be looking for a human. Have you seen one?

Muffet-Grillby role. Welcome to the spider cafe! With pastries made by spiders for spiders or spiders!~

Grillby-Muffet role. ..... *Grillby doesn't seem much for conversation*

Heats Flamesman-Muffets pets role. HEY! YOU! YOU NEED TO PAY YOUR GODDAMN TAB! WE DONT TAKE TOO KINDLY TO LITTLE PUNKS LIKE YOU! NOW PAY UP OR THINGS MIGHT GET A BIT HEATED! HEHEHEHE

Agitated Dummy/Dress Dummy- Ruins Dummy role. Oh yeah?! What're you looking at punk?! Where'd I get this dress?! Wouldn't you like to know?! My cousin made it for me.. UwU...

Mildly Irritated Dummy-Mad Dummy role. ... *It doesn't seem like one for conversation.... probably for the best..*

Kinda Angry Miku-Mad Mew Mew role. This body....THIS VOICE...it feels like me...oh right...I remember me... guess I'll kill you now or whatever.. Sugoi!

Dohj-Doggo role. Did I hear something? If it's a human...I'll make sure that that's the last sound it ever makes!

Lesser Dog & Greater Dog-Dogamy & Dogeressa role. *Two times the dog...this can't end well

[thenocturnenarrator]

Spoilers for ftfo chapter 30

I decide to put my thoughts here as well :b

1. NO PARTS??? NOOOOOO

2. Wait what. What Paps are yo- ooooh you’re a bounty hunter! OH NO YOURE A BOUNTY HUNTER

3. Thank you XGaster, this is very appreciated

4. I kinda wished Cross had been taken to the omega timeline with Ink :’(

5. CROSS YOU MANIAC STOOOOOOP

6. Welcome baaaack Ink! Let me introduce to the worst situation in your life!

7. GENO? GENO WHERE ARE YOU YOU FOOL??.

8. Oh hello! Undyne

9. *Fell Gaster walks in* KILL HIM HILL HIM WITH FIRE

10. You tell them Ink! Heck yeah! Your family is good just a bit corrupted xDDD

11. HE IS LITERALLY PANICKING LET HIM BE

12. Poor Ink, trying to seem not nervous while the machine is just like BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP XDDD

13. What is going on out there?

14. XDDDDDDD ASTER LMAO OOPS MY MAN YOU ARE AMAZING XDDD HE JUST ENTERED ASSAULTING PEOPLE I LOVE HIM XDDDD

15. Geno: his DADSTER ME: OMG OMG OMG ITS CANON HE HAS BEEN ADOPTED

16. It’s funny that Ink was just as surprised as I was about the adoption xDDDDDD

17. Ink: what the hell is going on right now?

18. Aster giving ‘you want to fucking go? Try me beach!’ Vibes lmaooooo

19. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DONT WORRY INK YOUR DADSTER LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY UHGCUYGFUYF

20. LETS GOOO YES ASTER PROTECT THE CHILD

21. Everyone is copying Cross lately…. Nightmare with his self hatred and Ink with the but why are you forgiving me? They should leave that stuff to unconscious Cross

22. Geno: don’t worry Ink, I can see everyone here sucks

23. Geno not understanding why they are doing this to Ink is so adorable!! It reminds me of ink at the start of this fic…

24. YAYYYYYY HE IS GETTING TRANFERED TO A BETTER HOSPITAL!!

25. To where Dream is…. :0000 yayyyy?

26. Also, can the annoying cat guy just die please?

27. Hehe I love Toriels, always so protective when it comes to children. BEAT HIS ASS TORIEL! >:D

28. Geno please keep Ink save tfuygvuhgv

Aster: adopts Ink

Geno in his mind: do you want to adopt me too? You are so cool xD

[am-i-sans]

dnd adventures 40

holy shit we hit 40 thats so pog champ

suzy is going to kill sunnie oh well. tori said nothing permanent lol. dans asks tori if they should stop her. tori sighs and follows suzy, and us following her. suzy asks if anyones gonna stop her. that depends if we need too xD suzy just shrugs. frog tries to get away from inferno but cant lol. tori is picking up suzy noooo. inferno threatens to kill frog and tori glares at him. tori makes a gimme gesture for frog.

now were just looking for an inn and seeing if theres stuff to do. hotel california. dans goes to get undyne. inferno insights the hotel and is spouting lyrics lol. dans finds undyne and catches her up on what happaned and leads back to the hotel. inferno is still being cryptic so dans tells undyne to beat him up lol. frog says no dont lol. tori says no more drama lets just go in. but we wanna beat up inferno! dess cant find margarittaville :(

dans asks whats a margaritta? dess looks so fucking sad oh no. anyway into the hotel! theres some unforgettable california girls inside xD the receptionist says welcome to the hotel california. oh no the session has devolved. help.

dans did an arcana check but it seems normal wtf. i hate this. beach themed bedroom. inferno get off the bed you dont deserve it. dans asks dess again what a margaritta. she says its a gay drink and dans says to show him. "im sorry did you say COCKtail?" dans please. 'wtf is tequilla?' cam has heard of it apparently. cam says its made far south. suzy chucks a pillow at undyne. undyne throws it back.

dans asks tori if she wants to go in the lobby with him to wait in the lobby for sunnie. tori asks cam to watch the kids. thumbs up! suzy yeets a pillow at cam lol. vani tries to hit suzy with a pillow but she just takes it and hoists him up lol. inferno hits her with a pillow. she turns around pissed lol he acts innocent. suzy doesnt buy it lol. undyne went to eeby deeby for a moment oh no. pillow fight! undyne returns!

dans and tori get to the lobby and he gives her some coffee. talking about brothers. dans fucking tells tori that yeah, i know your a warlock. whos your patron? dans says he will help tori. 'i wont make her same mistakes.' 'so you know this person? interesting.' talking about her crazy mom. dans says she can choose to be better, and he will support her anyway he can. dans admits hes a bit jealous she still has sunnie. "worst comes to shove we can get married and move out to the countryside." that throws her for a loop xD dans cuts off the dark convo and asks about cute stories about the kids xD

sunnie messages tori asking to meet at margarittaville wtf. he'll meet us outside to take us lol. dans is gonna go support her. gonna get the kids to remeet him. dess suddenly came downstairs carrying the smalls. suzy says they broke the whole room. dans says they can come for a remeet if they want. and suzy can beat him up if hes rude. dans tells cam to watch undyne and inferno since they left them alone lol. cam wants to go with us tho so i guess dess is in charge lol. cam starts infodumping the books sunnie wrote to dans lol.

sunnie shows up and kinda stands there awkward. dans squeezes tori's hand in reassurance. cam is embarrassed lol. suzy is glaring at him lol. re-introducing the kids! frog is still excited awww. tori glances at suzy to behave. going to margarittaville! inferno went eeby deeby.

ordering at margarittaville suzy wants one xD cam too. tori says suzy cant lol. dans gets them nonalcoholic ones. sunnie asks how the kids happaned. they found tori xD cam says were cursed together. run while you can! so...hows sunnies life been? their both so awkward. no kids or anything. cam says they met them now and winks xD tori fucking glares. sunnie chokes omg. tori sends wind into cams face lol. jesus cam you cant say this in front of the kids. their rolling to seduce i think kay is gonna kill them

tori fucking tries to charm cam but dans counterspells it. dans tells cam what she tried to do. tori cockblocks lol. dans says to keep it in their pants until the meeting is done. dans gets back on track and coughs about teya. awkward. portal business. how do you even respond to that? 'how did she survive in that other world.' welp about that-

tori hugs sunnie cause he started crying. she apologizes for how she told him at the library. meanwhile dess is giving undyne weed lol. shes super hungry so they show up at margarittaville oh no. sunnie finally stops crying and pats frog on the head. dans slides his drink over to cam since cams is almost empty. and here come the high people screaming for food.

dans goes to do damage control and tells tori to uh take care of everyone else. undyne fucking just picks dans up. yes he will get her food. he has to fucking babysit jesus. he tries to keep her satiated with jerky and dess is sad dans went to margarittaville without her lol. dans says hes gonna have to talk to dess later and she instantly gets serious oh no. cam once more shot their shot and left lol. dess fucking drops the bombshell her sister is also dead jesus.

dans is giving her a margaritta oh no. dess is staring off with a scared look oh no dans fucked up. dans says she doesnt have to talk about it if she doesnt wanna and shes a bit relieved. sending undyne to bed. specifically a bathtub lol. cam apparently went to bother shopkeepers. time for dans to get high!

meanwhile frog tries to bond with sunnie over being bards. tori says he used to be better at parenting lol. dess goes to eeby deeby. sunnie is still in shocked of course. he asks what tori has been up to. she spent too long in a cave lol. he asks about dans xD frog gives tori a devious smirk. teasingly says their in love awwww. sunnie says she never explained how they actually met. she was looking for frog and uh cursed. suzy once more was raised by wolves xD

[hopesanddreems]

humanized deltarune characters with personal hcs as this picrew

frisk! they are such a nerd /pos

sans.

papyrus. king. holder of autism.

alphys, professional women lover

undyne. every current lesbian fan's gay awakening.

toriel. token straight milf.

chara. NOT evil and has a terrible fashion sense but i love them for it.

asriel. idk what to say for him he's chill idc about the murders

mettaton! twink. absolutely a theater kid.

muffet! gonna be honest i had a hard time making hers bc i dont usually make her but yk! love her

asgore. kindest man ever except for also the murders. men likers tell me. is he a dilf

[s0lizst4rf4ll]

to anyone whoi sees this, who remembers the song "Strike you down" it was a undyne song and it went like

For years, we have dreamed and now, sunlight is just within our reach, we've collected six soul,s im sorry this is out of your control. You are stronger than i had thought, but im the heroine that would never give up. i suspose that wouldnt care, its too late to spare. i dont care if youre determined cuz ill match it i dont think you even care one bit.

i dont remeber the rest but ik another part that goes

your knife is raised high the wind is howlin, your glare is overpowering i know that once you kill ill fall down, and the underground will pesrish, i undyne will strike you down. strike you down x5 or 6 times then it goes rly slow and is like

strike...you...down.

PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT CRAZY-

[catgirlweed]

Please tell us the lore for your Outertale redesigns please please please pleas please please

ok!!!

in this au the monsters are literal aliens rather than just being monsters from earth. the dreemurrs are living stars, pretty much gods amongst monsters that eventually had a child together. i dont really know how chara would end up being adopted by the dreemurrs but as a child they found themselves on the monsters planet and were taken in by the dreemurrs like in canon. this is first contact between humans and monsters and a few years after chara is adopted, the two species make contact.

like before, chara ends up committing suicide and monsters are blamed for it. i dont have a lot of the details ironed out (this is more or less for fun), but it leads to war between humans and monsters, with humanity winning and trapping monsters on their planet forever, using technology to keep them grounded (i've been considering humanity using mechs based off chara but nothing is super set in stone)

its p obvious that i dont have a lot of the plot super planned out, but everything goes down the same as in canon. i imagine that rather than flowey just existing as a flower he hijacks one of the chara mechs and pilots that, or possibly frisk being a pilot assigned to guard monsterkind? not too sure :/

most of the lore aside of that is just worlbuilding stuff. snowdin being a village high up in the mountains, waterfall being a massive underwater civilisation in a cave, the ruins and new home being two seperate cities ruled by toriel and asgore. hotlands is also underground, being pretty similar to how it is in canon and inhabited, but i picture all the monsters living there would be more designed to live in that kind of environment lol

alphys and undyne designs i was gonna post with a few more under the cut btw

[pop-roxs]

YES YES IVE BEEN WAITING TO GET TAGGED IN THIS

Three ships: redcliff (kuroshitsuji), pearlina (splatoon 2), and blue x yellow (animation vs minecraft/animator)

First ship: i honestly dont know but if i had to guess probably a ship from undertale. like alphys n undyne or papyton(i did not know that gay people existed yet when i shipped them)

Last song: なにやってもうまくいかない by meiyo!! i love it sm

Currently reading: The Story of Grelle the Reaper by @eemoo1o-animoo and The Whole Being Dead Thing by @milfhandholder(honestly i dont remember exactly who wrote it so please tell me if this is wrong im so sorry)

Currently watching: im watching buddy daddies rn but ive also been meaning to watch s2 of rottmnt and demon slayer

Currently consuming: nothing. im so goddamn hungry but knowing my dad he probably has jack shit to eat

Currently craving: HIBACHI STEAK. I LOVE HIBACHI SO MUCH ooh or maybe sushi that sounds real nice rn

Tags: hmm.. ill tag @bugsinspace, @banana-vatore, and @manuscripts-don-t-burn, as well as anyone else whod like to join!!

@danjals thanks for tagging me!!!

three ships: Cielois (the classic), Jolyne x Hermes (JJBA), Seirei (MP100)

first ship: either Tohru and Kyo from Fruits Basket or Katniss and Peeta from The Hunger Games

last song: disintegration- the cure

currently reading: the first volume of heaven official’s blessing

currently watching: a comp of funny SpongeBob background characters

currently consuming: popcorn

currently craving: hotpot or cheezits

tagging ppl u want to get to know: @anawkwardlady @eemoo1o (if you want!)

[autisticundertale]

Incorrect Undertale Quotes

*During genocide route*

Flowey: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Chara: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Sans: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Frisk: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Papyrus: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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*During Sans battle*

Sans: Go to Hell Frisk, tearing up: I wish I could

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*After Sans battle*

Grillby: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Sans: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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*During neutral route*

Papyrus: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Undyne: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Papyrus, desperately, as Undyne bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Undyne: Oh! B positive.

Papyrus: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

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*Also during neutral route*

Chara: Where are you going?

Frisk: To get nicecream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Frisk: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Chara: Not if they consent to it.

Flowey: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Asriel: YES?!?

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Frisk: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Chara: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Asriel: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Chara: Good thinking.

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Frisk: Yo is Flowey sleeping or dead?

Chara: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Asriel: Yeah, so did I.

Flowey: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Chara: What are your goals?

Frisk: To pet all the dogs.

Chara: No, fitness goals.

Frisk: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Frisk, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Chara, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Asriel: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Frisk: playing systemic oppression

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Chara: You love me, right, Asriel?

Asriel: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Chara: God, give me patience.

Flowey: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Chara: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Chara: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Asriel: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Chara: Absolutely not.

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Frisk: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Flowey: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Frisk: Yes!

Chara: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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*Chara and Gaster In the void*

Gaster: Here's some advice

Chara: I didn't ask for any

Gaster: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Flowey/Asriel: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Asgore and Toriel: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Flowey/Asriel: Death is a social construct.

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Doctor: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Chara: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Flowey: I personally was created in a lab.

Frisk: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Toriel, driving: So how was your day?

Frisk: We almost got surprise adopted!

Toriel: What?

Chara: We almost got kidnapped.

Toriel: Oh, okay.

Toriel: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Sans: How many kids do you have?

Toriel: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Gaster: Anyone d-

Sans: Depressed?

Undyne: Drained?

Papyrus: Dumb?

Alphys: Disliked?

Gaster: -done with his work-... what is wrong with you people...

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Undyne, banging on the door: Sans! Open up!

Sans: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Alphys: No, she meant-

Papyrus: Let him finish.

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Alphys: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Papyrus: Put spaghetti in it.

Alphys: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Sans: Put spaghetti in it.

Alphys: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Undyne: Put spaghetti in it.

Alphys: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Alphys: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Undyne: I don’t know how to do that.

Papyrus: I don’t wear a watch.

Sans: Time is a construct.

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Sans: Alphys isn’t answering her phone

Undyne: I’ll call

Sans: Papyrus and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Alphys: Hello?

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Alphys: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Undyne: Okay.

Alphys: And make out during the scary parts.

Undyne: Th-

Undyne: The scary parts.

Undyne: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Alphys, giving Sans therapy: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Sans: Thank you

Alphys: I didn't say that was a good thing

Sans: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Sans: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Papyrus: Go the fuck to sleep

Sans: What gif I don't want to?

Papyrus: Fuck You

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Sans: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Papyrus: Sans, that's a coma.

Sans: Sounds festive.

[delusional-mishaps]

Hello it's the anon that binged everything in a day which I now prefer to go by 🌺. I'm just wondering if you had any outertale dating headcanons since there's hardly any content for them qnd I love them, if not that's cool!! I hope you do have a lovely day/night!! - 🌺 anon

outertale!!! i feel like those guys are forgotten som uch,,, thank oyu,,,,

Callisto:

he is very small,,, and very fragile,,, so HOLD HIM GENTLY 😡😡

yea he loves to be held <333 carry him around like football.

or baby <33

very cuddly!! my littol cuddle bug <33 he likes to lay on top of you like a cat

he is very easily flustered to the point that you could call him any pet name and he would blush no matter how many times you've used it

he's also a very nervous person ISNOFF so you know that meme that's like "he asked for no pickles." yea that's u two and he's like hiding behind you while you ask

i feel like a baby him too much please dont baby him he is a grown ass man he can and will swear and he is in no way innocent

...but he's really cute

he likes to do spiderman-style kisses cuz he's a nerd and can turn?? gravity off?? so he'll float himself upside down just to kiss you like spiderman

speaking of spiderman he's an actual nerd and he loves comic books and stuff

that's not a dating headcanon srry

honestly all he wants in life is to just lay with you in a quiet dark room.

KING of pillow talk

"if i turned into a worm would you still love me?"

despite how much i talk about cuddling, his love language is words of affirmation (both giving and receiving). please tell him you love him. words mean more than actions to him 😕

Pandora:

he is a very sassy guy and being his s/o exposes you to Extra Sass

he's also a very big prankster and he likes to pull pranks on you a lot. nothing harmful!!! maybe he'll put another spoon of sugar into your coffee and call that a prank

he's very very silly and he loves to make you laugh. bad day? well not anymore with him around

very very very very very VERY affectionate. forehead kisses, nose kisses, cheek kisses. he'll kiss you anywhere he can reach

he especially likes your tummy <33

unlike his brother, he will hold YOU like baby!!! or football. no matter your size. he is very strong!!!!!

"hey lets go take a cruise around space. no don't worry undyne can rope us back in she does it all the time"

he literally PURPOSEFULLY finds ways to free float away from the moon or whatever they're on he's literally so funny i love him so much

he would be an avid tiktok user and he would force you (it's entirely your choice he doesn't actually force you) to do silly dances with him. he's also probably started a few trends too tbh

he is a fan of very basic, "generic" pet names -> honey, sweetie, babe, etc.

he's VERY FLIRTY!!!!! like. VERY. he'll try to fluster you anytime anywhere. you're so cute when he's got you all flustered <333

[undertale-writing-times]

I dont know if its too dark but if its just erased it!!!

I know you already write an ask about S/O having a baby even if that means s/o dying

BUT how about S/O and skelly having a well going pregnancy but in the moment of birth... s/o dies? Like, something happend that cause their death, not even having a chance to hold their baby,,,

Well dang. Sad! Lol

sorry it took me so long to get back to yours. I have a lot of asks ^^'

I'm trying to get them all answered in a timely way without making people wait too long.

Also hope you don’t mind the characters that I picked! I wanted these to be long. If you have any special characters you want, then send the ask again and ask for them, please :)

Sans- Today was the day! Sans was so happy! He and his datemate were having a baby! He's always wanted kids. During the whole pregnancy he did everything he could for her and would panic sometimes even if it was just a kick. Yeah, he might have overreacted a lot, but it was just because he loved his datemate and wanted the best for them. Now it was the day! There were a few things that he was worried about, like for quite a bit of time before the whole water breaking, Y/n had some abdominal pain but they told him that it was fine and nothing too bad. Y/n also was more sensitive to light which was worrying but they kept telling him that everything was fine! Papyrus was here with him, talking excitedly like "I'm going to be an uncle!" he was so happy about it, and Undyne told him that he did good and even pat his skull which was a tad strange, as he was you know, older than her but eh whatever. He saw the doctor come out making his grin go up and he jumps up walking over holding a balloon which was tied around his wrist. It was a 'it's a boy!' Balloon but Frisk crossed out boy and put a piece of paper that said 'babybones' "Hey there, how's Y/n and the baby? Can we go to see them?" then... he noticed something. The way the guy looked upset, the air felt cold... he didn't like it so he gulps "Can we go see them?" he asked, a bit more force behind his words. The doctor explained that something went wrong and that Y/n died during the birth, and the baby had to be taken away quickly to be put onto tubes to make sure it would stay alive. Sans couldn't listen to all of it, he felt like he was underwater, everything was murky. Y/n was gone? His babybones was... he felt sick to his stomach and he didn't even know that he had one of those! He needs to sit down so he just sat down on the floor hugging himself as tears streamed down his cheeks. This was his fault! He didn't mean to make his datemate die to have his babybones. He can't do this again; he can't raise another person all alone. Please come back.

Papyrus- Today they were at the hospital. Why? Because Papyrus' datemate was pregnant with his babies! Twins, which he was very excited about. He loves the idea of his child having a friend forever and twins are the best way for that. Undyne was there and rambling about how cool it was and she was hoping that they'd have two different eye colors, like the twins in her shows! Alphys tried to tell her that that isn't exactly how it works out, but Undyne ignored her. Sans kept making puns! Like he said that he couldn't even tell that Y/n was pregnant, cause the baby was inapparent... come on Sans. Then he asked what was taking so long! It's like this wait time has been waiting a maternity. Papyrus had to groan at that. Toriel was giggling and has been telling him all about how to take care of babies but he was sure that he and his amazing, slightly less than himself, datemate would be able to handle it! When finally, the doctor came out he was happy and jumped up, running over holding his hand to his chest as he says "Hello doctor! I, the great Papyrus, is the datemate of the human, Y/n, that you took back there. Our babybones are supposed to be born now. How are they and my amazing wonderful datemate?" the way that the doctor looked made Papyrus... nervous. He asked again hoping that the doctor just didn't hear him! Yes, most likely! Then the doctor told them all that Y/n had died during the birth of the twins because their body just couldn't handle it. Papyrus listened, and he heard the others saying how sorry they were, or they didn't say anything. His body felt frozen, like he couldn't say anything, or do anything. What? Oh well uh... he turns his head away then down for once... not sure what to say. His datemate was going to be gone? He wasn't going to be able to see them again? He asks the doctor if he was fully sure, if there was no way that his datemate could still be alive that they're just wrong? The doctor told him that no, they were sure, and that broke Papyrus' heart he hugged onto his brother, sitting on his knees, and just sobbed. The sounds and force behind his cries shook his bones. Did he do something wrong to deserve this? He thought he was a good boy! He thought... He didn't know what he did wrong.

Blueberry- Blueberry couldn't believe that he was going to be having a babybones with his datemate! When he told the others though, Alphys laughed and told him that that was one of the best jokes she's heard from him! Stretch gave her a look of 'shut up' while Blueberry got a little upset and told her that it wasn't a joke! It was offensive that she thought he would even joke about that type of thing. She sunk down and smiles sheepishly mumbling that she was sorry. That's why they're now in the hospital, and he was twirling his thumbs between his fingers rocking back and forth slightly where he was sitting. Everything was going well they were told, but he was still nervous. Sometimes Y/n said that they felt sick and were always so dizzy so they had to stay in the bed more often but they were told that it would be fine and Y/n was fine! That's... the truth, right? He felt a hand get placed onto his shoulder making him flinch away and he looks over quickly to see Asgore who was holding Chara, a relaxed smile on his bearded face and he says "Hello Blue, are you feeling alright?" Chara raises their hand, waving with a little smile on their face. He hums, thinking about it, rubbing his neck as he answered "I think I'm alright? I mean... j-just nervous but the magnificent Sans would never become too nervous to be there for his amazing datemate!" he laughs putting his hands on his hips, even though he was sitting making Stretch chuckle. Asgore smiles a little himself and nods in approval, starting to say things that he should most likely do for a baby while Stretch interrupts saying that it's going to be a human and skeleton mix, so they'll most likely not need way too much help. Blueberry didn't like how they started to go back and forth, even Toriel rolling her eyes looking tired of them and whatever they were doing. Finally, the doctor came out making him perk up and he grins hopping out of the chair and points up at the other two boys "You two, stop arguing and sit down! You can both help me and Y/n raise our babybones. Since they're half human and half skeleton, I can use both of your helps" Stretch sticks his tongue out and takes Chara and sits down Asgore looking offended but chuckles shaking his head, sitting down as well. They were close friends. He walks over to the doctor putting his hand to his chest "Hello, my name is Blueberry, or at least a nickname. I hope not to bother you, if you're busy, but you went with my datemate to have our babybones! How are they both doing?" he looked so excited, but the smile and star shapes went away when he saw how sad the doctor looked Alphys snaps asking what happened? They were told that Y/n had died during the birth and one of the twins passed but the other one was still alive, just needed to be watched over carefully for the next few days. He heard people saying that they were sorry but Sans wasn't listening. Why were they saying sorry? That... isn't going to bring them back. 

Stretch- It was honestly strange. Stretch... never really thought that he'd go and have kids himself, you know? After his and his brother's childhood, he never thought he would ever want his own children. Yet now he was here, in the hospital, where his datemate was having their kids in the backroom. He was so thrilled! Just... very nervous. Everything was going so fast but also so slow, and he already had a few panic attacks so he had one of those puke bags, using it as a breathing thing while Blueberry rubbed at his back. His brother laughs, saying as he patted his back. "My dearest brother! I can't believe you're making me an uncle, I'm so happy. I'm sure this is all going to go very smoothly!" Undyne nods from where she was sitting beside him, smiling nervously as she says. "I-It's um very... very un-unlikely for anything to go bad" Stretch looks at her out of the corner of his eyes and nods, still feeling his nerves shooting through him. They're both saying that things are going to go smoothly, but he can't help how he nevertheless feels afraid! Things might go wrong Then what is he supposed to do? Well, what could go wrong? He thought to himself but shuts his eyes tightly, breathing harder trying to stop his brain. He knew how dangerous this is, he studied it before, he can't believe he did this! Ahhhh... he tenses up a little when he heard the door open and close, hearing Asgore say hello to the doctor and he lifts his head looking over at the doctor who was holding a clipboard, a frown on their face. Oh no. He felt sick to his stomach already he smiles weakly though to try to appear like he wasn't worried. He's been making puns all day so he decides to do one more. "You know, I'm so glad we didn't use sonblock at the beach all those months ago" he heard his brother groan but Asgore chuckles, sadly... the doctor didn't. They clear their throat, frowning as they start to talk "This is... this isn't the time for jokes, sir. I'm not quite sure how to tell you this, but... your datemate has passed. There were complications and they couldn't hold on. I'm sorry" Stretch stares at the human with his mouth open just a little then shuts it again. That's... he turns his head down holding the bag tighter. He knew that something was wrong but he wished that he was wrong. Of course, he could hear the others saying stuff, but he couldn't bring himself to listen everything felt so wrong and he felt sick to his stomach... this was his fault.

Snackers- If he was to be honest, Snackers never thought that he'd ever get with a human! They were good, but he liked to eat them more than anything? Like... they tasted soooo good but then he got with his datemate, and they made him feel so good. So happy. So, he didn't mind not eating that one human! Well... all humans now. It was a little annoying, for him to have gotten used to eating humans, to just now be unable to. His brother would kill them then he'd cook them! It was so nice... at first, he didn't like the idea, it scared him, but after a while, his brother was able to talk him into trying it and he loved it! Now they were above ground though, so he was allowed to eat other things! He loved trying things, even if sometimes he would eat things that weren't really editable; like one time he bit onto the table while Y/n was trying to take him out of the building but he didn't wanna leave yet so he bit onto the table, and they had to tug him for a little while. It was so silly! Another thing he never thought he'd have were babybones, but guess what? They were at the hospital and Snackers was so nervous because his datemate was pregnant! All the people around him were making him feel nervous, there was so much smell of blood and he was feeling almost overwhelmed by it. He could feel his brother rubbing his back to try to keep him calm and he was chewing on a chewing ring! It was supposed to be for 'babies' but he didn't care. It made him feel good to chew on it and it made him feel like he was safe. It was a comfort thing, his brother said it was for sensory stuff or something? He turns his head to look at his brother, seeing him writing on a notebook, and lifts it so he could read it. 'you're going to break this one if you keep doing it that much bro.' Snackers looks down at his chewing toy, pulling it from his mouth, and laughs "You...you're right! Not... good" He chuckles nervously, rubbing at his neck his eye shines shooting around. "There's just... lot of people. Smelling..." Butcher hums and reaches over, pushing the toy back into his mouth making him blink, chewing on it again. This was all starting to overwhelm him if he's to be honest, the fact that his datemate was pregnant and a whole lot of blood thing... so when he saw the doctor coming out he smiles wide and hops up dropping the toy on the ground since he didn't care much and runs over "Hello!" He says quickly, making the doctor jump back a tad. Humans were still sorta scared of monsters oh well, he doesn't care. "My datemate, Y/n, went back to have my babybones! So... excited! Where?" he wanted to ask where they were, but he was too excited so he was pretty much vibrating. He saw his brother sitting there staring at the doctor who himself started to shake a little "I'm..." He starts, "very sorry to... be the one to tell you b-but-" they clear their throat to most likely calm themselves down while Snackers was just staring, smiling "Your datemate has passed on" he tilts his head to the side, then laughs "passed on what? Their... eyes to our babybones? Good!" The doctor seemed a little uncomfortable and slowly explained that no, he meant they're dead... when Snackers heard that he was so shocked he had to sit back on the ground. So that's what it's like to have someone that close to you killed? He wanted to attack this doctor so his eyes scanned up but before he could he felt Butcher catch him pulling him close to his chest while he kicked his legs and shouted, trying to get out of his brother's grip. He sounded a little like a wild animal. 

Butcher- Butcher used to be named Spear, simply changed that after getting above ground. He hated the idea of himself being named after his weapon; and the thing that ended up taking his ability to talk. Alphys really did ruin that for him... but now that they were above ground, he got the help of the humans! They're trying to make him a fake bottom jaw that he would be able to use to talk better than he could now, and the crack in his skull. It wasn't that bad, just over one of his eyes which was where they tried to take away his magic. It made him have some issues with memory, not as bad as Axe from the other world, but his whole thing was the no jaw issue. Guess he can't complain though haha... ouch. Another thing that has been going on, was the fact that because they were now above the underground, he met someone. That, someone, was Y/n, and they were a human that he very much cherished. To be honest, he thought that they were one of the only reasons he was still alive and around anymore! His brother was sitting with him chewing on his little sensory item looking around. Butcher knew why, there was so much smell of blood, it might be a little too much for him to handle so he reaches up petting the top of his brothers head who looks up at him and smiles "Thank you! How are you feeling?" he shrugs his shoulders, reaching up scratching lightly at his skull letting out a slight sound. He couldn't speak but he could make random noises, and sure he could try to use one of those machines that the humans offered that would allow him to 'talk' but it's just him typing in the letters and the machine speaking for him. That isn't talking to him, it doesn't have emotion it doesn't show what he wants to say it just says what he wants to say without him and that's upsetting to him! He looks forward noticing that some humans were staring at him but when he looked over to wave, they quickly looked away making annoyance bubble up in his stomach. He wanted to snarl, growl at them that he wasn't something to just stare at! Yet, he didn't. While he was lost in thought he heard the door open and close, making him look over, and he sees the human that took his datemate back, making him smile the best that he could and he gets up walking over slowly. The doctor looks up and tenses up when they most likely saw him. Oops. "Um..." they clear their throat "Are you... Butcher?" He nods, so they keep talking "Well I hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but due to unforeseen circumstances, your datemate has succumbed to injury caused by the birth of the children. We did everything that we could to save them" Butcher was confused, what happened? It took a little bit to fully click in his mind and when it did, his mind shut off. His datemate was dead because he wanted children? No, because these guys didn't... they just let... he reaches up covering his face with his hands trying to keep himself calm. He can't break, he can't just start killing again even if he thinks these people deserve it... his favorite human, poof! Gone.

Axe- When his datemate told him that they were pregnant, he honestly was shocked. He didn't know how to feel about it, but he was happy mostly? Sometimes he got worried, and he got very overprotective, holding onto them when he thought that there was any type of danger. It wasn't that he didn't think that they could take care of themselves, it was more he was worried about them getting hurt. Now they were at the hospital because it was the day! The day that they were going to become parents and Axe didn't know what to do. Because it was a hospital, he wasn't allowed to have his axe but his support dog was here! He was told that their breed was a... St. Bernard and he named her Pasta. His brother loved and hated the dog but he loved her. He was petting her trying to stay calm looking around trying not to breathe in too much, yet can't help it. The smell of blood around was starting to overwhelm him but he gets knocked out of those thoughts when he felt Pasta put her head on his knee, making him blink and he turns his head down to look at her seeing her, panting softly and he smiles a little more than before then lifts his head tapping his feet on the ground. So much was happening here, and he was so scared.  He loved his datemate, they were one of the only things that were keeping him calm and still... around? Living was scary but he kept living to make his brother and his datemate happy, if they weren't around he would have dusted himself long ago. His brother was getting better and healthier, and he was about to have a babybones with his datemate that he loved. The thought made him start to purr shutting his eye, at least the one that he could. While he was sitting there, alone because his brother had to stay home, but he was still happy; the purring stopped when he heard footsteps making him open his eye looking at the doctor who stops when the red eye landed on him. They stare at each other in silence, Pasta looking between the two of them, until the doctor clears his throat "A-Are... you..." he stops, making Axe squint a little "Axe?" He slowly nods at the question. "Okay, alright. You came in with Y/n, right? I'm... ah." He clears his throat "The birth went smoothly a-at first but slowly it seems as though something went wrong." Axe's breath hitched as he heard that, shifting where he was sitting. Wrong? Wrong wrong wrong? What... wrong? His breath starts to go faster, reaching up hooking his fingers into his eye socket, his soul feeling strange in his chest. "What... Did you do?" He asks, slowly getting up growling in a harsh tone. The person takes a few steps backwards but he reaches forward, grabbing the doctors shirt "what did you do?!" The doctor yelps, and says that Y/n died during the birth but his babybones was healthy. He had no idea how to feel, what... was happening? He woke up in a holding room because he got violent with the doctor.

Red- When Red was told that he was going to be a dad by his datemate, he half thought about leaving. He already took care of Edge, he couldn't handle another child. What if they turned out as Edge did!? Yet, after a bit of thinking, he told his datemate that he was ready. Not like he couldn't be, you know? Everything was still worrying but he tried his best to not think about it too much. If anything, if he's to be honest, he was a little excited. This was just another try and his brother didn't really come out that bad, just mean which was expected from their world. That's why, right now, he was in the hospital waiting for his datemate to have his babybones. They were told that they're having twins! TWINS! Can you believe that? Why twins? That's more than he signed up for, and he only signed up for one! Honestly, not even one... he didn't want babies. So many thoughts were rushing through his mind and he was using one of those vomit bags as a breathing bag. It was supposed to help him not have a panic attack. His brother was here, as well as Toriel, and Tori was talking all excitedly about how they were going to have babies! Frisk was here too, but looked nervous, pressed close to Edge because of all the humans around them. Edge looks over at him, noticing the fact he was breathing like that, making him roll his eyes "You're going to make yourself pass out, if you keep doing it like that" He sounded annoyed but Red knew that he was most likely just worried. Exie(based on the word execution) looks over and giggles a little. "And that would suck!" Red rolls his eyes. Ugh... He regrets coming out with them. Luckily for them, the doctor finally comes out making him look up and he gets up, walking over smiling weakly. "Hey bud" he starts, sweat rolling down from his forehead. It happened like that when he was nervous, and he was. He hated hospitals! He got his pills though so that's good? They help with his panic, and the others with his problems with sleeping. "So, uh how's... How's the datemate and kids? Mine, I mean. Not that I don't care about yours, I just... I really don't care just tell me how mine are" he heard Edge groan but Frisk giggles. The doctor tilts their head, frowning then looks through their clipboard "ah..." Well, that caused Red's chest to tighten. "I'm sorry, but sadly, your datemate has passed" Red stares at the doctor, then looks over his shoulder at the other three, then up again. They're... Gone? His chest felt too tight, the others were judging him most likely so he shuts his eyes tightly, teleporting away. He killed his datemate.

Edge- Of course Edge was happy! He had a beautiful datemate, and that beautiful datemate was pregnant! He knew that his datemate was going to have an amazing and wonderful babybones. At first he was nervous to have children, he didn't know if he was ready. Now he didn't care! His datemate was pregnant and he was ready to take care of them both. Red told him a few things for when his babybones was born but Edge snapped at him, saying that he'd be able to deal with it himself. Red rolled his eyes but agreed. Yet... Now they were in the hospital, and he felt so much panic going through his body. His brother was with him, sitting beside him looking nervous. Sometimes he was about to fall asleep but woke back up, shaking his head to keep himself awake and he turns his head to look at his brother, letting out a little chuckle "You okay there, bro?" He asks. Edge turns his head quickly to look at Red who was looking up at him with his stupid eye glows, and the bags under his sockets. He looked so tired but... ugh! "I'm fine!" He snaps, then tilts his head back resting it against the wall tapping his boot on the ground feeling nervous. For so long, he thought he was ready for this but when his datemate's water broke, and they said that the baby was coming; he rushed them towards the hospital and then they went back. They were told that everything was going well from what the people could tell, but they didn't fully know because this was a hybrid, in a way? This was all so crazy, and too much for him to handle, but he had to handle it! Dammit.  While he was sitting there, lost in thought, he heard his brother say, while judging his arm "Bro? Hey?" He shuts his eyes rubbing his temples and turns his head "What?! What do you want? I'm busy!" he shouts, knowing that some of the humans were looking at him, but he didn't care those people could look all they want. Red flinches away then points forward, making him look over to see a doctor standing there looking up at him, seeming nervous. Well damn... he squints at the doctor "how is my datemate?" He asks. The doctors eyes shoot away, biting the inside of their cheek most likely then they clear the inside of their throat "I'm... very sorry, but something's went wrong" they shift where they were standing. Edge squints and stands up looking down at the doctor "What did you do to them?" he got explained that the baby was able to live, but his datemate died making him frown. What the hell?

Yanberry- Finally! Yanberry was so happy to hear that his datemate was pregnant. He's been trying to do that for quite a bit of time now, you know? He wanted to get them pregnant, so they wouldn't be able to leave! Once they have children together, it'll be so much harder for his datemate to get away from him, if they ever wanted to. He has no idea why they'd want to though, he treated them so well! He loved them so much and would give them everything that they wanted to have. Plus, he saved them from their old boring life and now they live with him and his brother! He wouldn't just allow ANYONE to live with him like that. So, they should be happy to be with him. Now they were at the hospital! Yanberry didn't like the idea of his datemate being touched by some random person! But if that's needed, he'll do it for them. He was sitting in the waiting room telling everyone and every creature, just how excited he was! He couldn't believe that they were going to have a babybones, do you know how extraordinary it is for hybrids? Somehow, they had one. Well... two! Ahhh he's so excited! While he was sitting there, he heard the doctor come in, making him perk up looking over and he smiles when he saw the doctor so he hops up and heads over, putting his hands behind his back, smiling. "Greetings, human! I am very happy to see you! You see, I brought my wonderful datemate here. They're having my babybones and I'm wondering how long they'd need to be here?" He asks, trying to smile innocently. If he could take them home tonight, he'd be so happy! The doctor looked uncomfortable, though making him squint. "Well... Your ah... Datemate? Has succumbed to Maternal mortality. I'm sorry" Yanberry, of course, knew what that meant making his eyes widen just a little. What? Annoyance fills his body, then anger. He wanted to hurt this doctor but instead decided to do something else. He broke down, covering his eyes with his hands allowing tears to start to slip from behind his hands "Y-You killed... you killed my datemate!" he could feel eyes on him now, not that he cared. This was to get attention. The doctor tried to calm him down telling him that the babies lived! He was going to find out where this doctor lived and take them out himself. Nobody would know, but he was going to kill them violently... how dare this stupid human take away his datemate? Ugh. Maybe he can trick Chara into doing a reset! Who cares if they have to spend a bit more time in the underground? Yeah, he knew about it, shut up.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

S/O has a power that they dont know they can Make People spontaneously Go into Musical numbers but it not by will and only a few people actually can well See it . How would the skeles react. :D Like Its the first time they see it and s/o is shocked that the skele actually noticed. Mwhahahahahahah.

Undertale Sans and Papyrus - You were dining with Undyne and Alphys and got tired to see the two ladies so shy around each other, and then they suddenly start dancing and claiming their love for each other. Sans and Papyrus are completely speechless, until Sans felt your magic. That idiot called you out in front of everyone, which made you lost control. Then you heard a terrible growl as Undyne slowly turned towards you. Welp. Run for your life, good luck.

Underswap Sans - He usually doesn't like that, except when he has to arrest a bad guy who is running. If he just starts dancing, it makes things 100% easier. Congratulations, you are hired in the police, wizard.

Underswap Papyrus - He's fine with one or two pranks, but he doesn't like this so much. It feels like manipulation and public humiliation, and you better not do that on someone he knows, or worst, on him. His friends are not toys you can just play with.

Underfell Sans and Papyrus - Red knows it's bad, but man, when you made Edge dances the French Can-can just because he insults your intelligence when you broke a plate, he's losing his shit. He knows he will regret it, you probably know you are going to regret it too, but the show is amazing. You keep Edge like this until you managed to get out of the house, then Red and you R U N.

Horrortale Sans - He's totally oblivious. All he sees is his chickens dancing in the garden and he is completely in shock right now. He's not sure if he's having hallucinations or if he should tell Willow about this. Is this a chicken apocalypse... ?

Horrortale Papyrus - He doesn't like that either. Willow feels bad about his own body, so using other people bodies at your will seems so wrong. No one disserves to do something against their own will, and if you're by his side, you should know this. He is disappointed in you.

Swapfell Sans - Ah, torturing little criminals for hours in his cave by making them dancing non stop. Amazing. He loves your power. He has great idea of how to use it. But now, please make Rus wash the dishes please, or he will kill someone.

Swapfell Papyrus - He's curious. Like, can you make people do a giant flashmob? ... Can you make the President dance on TV? You say no. Rus doesn't listen to you and teleports you near the President. Now he is dancing the Macarena in front of the entire world cameras. Happy?

[squeiky]

!!!List of papyrus things!!!

(Update 3! mini update.)

For anyone who needs more info on the guy! Since you usually dont see alot of info about him!

A list of stuff thats just papyrus's tid bits i've collected overtime!

(Disclaimer: some things can be taken off of memory, though I did search most of the stuff up, so you dont have to worry too much. But if your feeling unsure, search it up! And correct me while your at it.)

his room doesn't play/have music.

(If you have reunited playing at enter his room, it'll disappear forever. Untill you go back and let it play again. Even without reunited, a song that plays no matter what room your in, doesn't play any music.)

Never takes off his battle body.

(According to sans, he only takes it off if he has no other choice too. Otherwise he'll just put clothes ontop of it, or just repaints it if needed. He does how ever, change his pants but never takes off the top.)

the minute "royal gaurd " is out of the picture, he's got nothing.

(It was the one thing he worked up for. When the royal gaurd disbands He says he "working hard on doing absolutely nothing". Then again this can be interpreted as papyrus does say he is working on something, despite not being a royal gaurd yet.)

He lies. (And can manipulate)

(Though he is really bad at lying, he seems to manipulate just fine, though its usually not out of malice. He gets undyne to befreind you by mentioning "challenge", which is a weakness of hers, since she never can turn down a challenge. And has lied about floweys name to her to. Has lied to sans or atleast mislead him about the things he knows about. Pretended he didn't know what a lab was during a call in hotland, but if you call him when sans isn't there, papyrus mentions the lab as if it was common knowledge instead of saying "Labrador-y?" As if he had no idea.)

Changes up his attacks

( if you get captured a few times, you see variation in his attacks. If you do it right, you can get him too skip half of his entire attack.)

Calls his own puzzles "Awful"

(This happens after battling papyrus, he says "WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE PALS... WAS TO GIVE PEOPLE AWFUL PUZZLES AND THEN FIGHT THEM??" This could be interpreted in many ways.)

Spikes, fire, traps, fencless bridges: are all safe for children, according to papyrus.

("EACH AREA HAS TO HAVE A PRECARIOUS BRIDGE" -bridge likely to collapse, dangerous. "ITS MANDATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. OF COURSE KING FLUFFYBOY WANTS TO UNMANDATE IT SAFER." "WHY?! WONT HE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!)

Has "talked" with asgore before.

(Sadly, asgore and papyrus has crossed paths. Asgore advises him not to but dangerous puzzles around town, for the children. Papyrus wants to put dangerous puzzles around town, for the children. This results in them bickering over saftey laws, with papyrus usually winning.)

Tried to start a flowey fan club

(On multiple occasions calls flowey "his best freind" and shows genuine love for the little guy. He even gave flowey a little red scarf to match his, during the 5th anniversary winter alarm clock.)

Has photo-graphic memory for phone calls.

-call in the room where undyne chased you. He seems nervous, or atleast stressed out during this call. I'll leave any and all interpretation to you.)

(Ps: papyrus has bad memory, but good photographic memory?)

His disliking for grease

(Says this during a call with undyne in grillby's place. Undyne says she loves grease, and he quickly dismisses his opinion in favor of hers. Of course, papyrus HAS visited grillbys before, as the dogamy and doggeressa mention him with sans. )

Calls alphys "great"

(During the first tile puzzle, he praises alphys by calling her "THE GREAT DR. ALPHYS" )

Knows about undynes crush on alphus

(He teases undyne a few times on this, leading to the "hot voice" and "audible wink" papyrus lines. He's not oblivious to the things around him, unless he chooses to be.)

Put limes in his eyes!

(Conversation in hotland! The guy thought limes where cucumbers and stuck them in his eyes. When. He thought it wasn't working he put more limes. It burned like hell but he says it was all to have "mettaton's bishoning eyes")

Knows about mtt's eyes

(Nobody seems to know that mettaton has eyes?! Undyne confirms this fact. Papyrus is the only one who outright mentions it.)

He got mettaton to do the tile puzzle thing

(FOR SOME UNEXPLAINED REASON- mettaton was the tile puzzle robot alphys built. The puzzle robot papyrus had during his own tile puzzle. Infact, during mettaton's tile puzzle in hotland, he says that you'd is this a few hundred rooms ago. If you call papyrus, he starts rambling on all the instructions again. Hehe.)

he likes dinosaur oatmeal

(According to the undertale tumblr, flowey response to "whats papyrus's favorite food?" Is DINOSAUR OATMEAL!! YAY!)

really enjoys mtt's show and mtt in general.

(and mtt even helped him with a tile puzzle)

enjoys cars

Owns a car bed

(Want to drive one)

really freaking artistic!

(Paints a whole bridge, makes a snowpapyrus, made his own costume/battle body, built a okay replica of a sentry station)

The red book on the table in the skelebro's house is infact his!

(For specifics, the quantum mechanics book with infinite books inside of it. It isn't specified who reads it, but both brothers should be capable as jokes and puns are not out of papyrus wardrobe.)

has his own shed and tools.

(Also known as "the punishment shed, doghouse, cpature zone, guest room, a garage" or undyne's pun which was "the coolshed". Ah, to be enriched by shed puns... Wonderful.)

tried to learn the "horoscope"

(Got "stumped" according to sans)

thinks junior jumble is harder than crossword

wants a 6 pairs of hot pants and 6 pairs of legs to wear those pants

has a dream of owning a shop where he just sells flames

(Call near in waterfall, near the turtle man shop.)

He's very influential

(If he's the only one killed in a neutral run, even without undyne, a revolution will still occur. Look into it yourself if need be.)

Called himself a genius

(During the instance, where he talks to you after turning the light on in sans's room.)

Can't really tell when someones mad

(He couldn't tell when undyne was mad at him during a call. He asks us too.)

Doesn't watch anime.

(He thinks its like cartoons for babies. Jokes around with undyne for awhile before taking it all back once he knew she watched anime.-during one of the calls.)

Brutal kind of guy

(He says this himself, i don't exactly know WHY he thinks this of himself, but he does.)

Bookworm

Owns a bookshelf

(He has a book Its where his vast dictionary comes from.

Knows about the time and space manipulation tactics sans uses.

(HE KNOWS- HE MENTIONS IT WHEN HE TURNS ON THE LIGHT IN SANS'S ROOM!!)

believes you can be a better person, if you just try.

(And he's right. Even if you kill him he still believes this, beacuse well.. Its true. Undyne wont forgive you and try to kill you, sans won't fight you, bht he's still right either way)

Knows about river person

(He asks about how river person is doing. No body seems to know about river person, and its unsure if undyne knows about their prescence.)

The days in his date scene (Monday, Tuesday, weekday, Thursday,e.c.t ) changes depending on your computer. Even though the date in undertale is always Monday.

(River person has a scheduled thing that matches up to your computer date as well, but this is about papyrus, not river person.)

Weird abilities

(Flying and super speedy twirling, flying backwards. He doesn't even hide it.)

He's pretty freaking tough!

(According to undyne, the person who defeated asgore.)

His "absolutely normal attack" is a giant cluster of bones.

(In theory, his attack could be the size of the entire area, including the giant bone at the end.)

Papyrus can lower the giant bone at the end of his "absolutely normal attack"

Has Collection of bones (or was planning to make one.)

(The room behind the sink was made for.. His attacks/bones. Before toby(dog)came in and made a shrine instead.)

Is annoying dog's favorite target.

Has a cannon, spears, fire thingy, and a dog at his disposal.

(Displayed during the bridge scene)

One persistent dude.

Likes to say "NYEHEHE!"

Has alot of MTT items.

Owns makeup!

(Mtt brand of course!)

Never dated anyone before.

(He says it himself.)

owns a dating manual

Not much of a sleeper.

(To the point where he just calls sleeping "naps" which aren't that long. He outright says he's always working, so he doesn't sleep.)

Dislikes hotland

dislikes hotland x2

Dislikes hotlands puzzles

Dislikes hotlands ethics.

Doesnt know much about hotland

(Says he knows it like the back of his hand!)

Says he never taken off his gloves, so he has no idea how his hands look like.

(He wears gloves or mittens on top of his gloves. And refuses to take it off, like his "battle body")

Calls hotland's steam puzzles garbage.

Dislikes hotlands conveyors

Thinks L1 and R2 stand for left and right

( Of course, it takes him awhile. He starts making puns, and tries to compare the words to pasta, and THEN comes to the conclusion that its left and right. Its Trail and error.-)

Knows about death.

(Said he wanted to meet death one time during a waterfall call.)

He pauses when speaking as a lost soul.

("I MUST CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN EVERYONE WILL. ...." This is unusual as he is the only one that pauses. This can be interpreted, but it is rather interesting nonetheless)

Alright this is a bit more interpretive. Things may not be 100% facts down here.

Disclaimer: i will be putting "Interpretive" in red coloring for things that have may my interpretation or opinions in! Please do be mindful in your search, and take it with a grain of salt. It doesn't make it comepelty wrong, it has facts! Just muddled with oppinions.

Ready?

self-worth problems.

( can be called interpretive: He always feels very unimportant, as if he doesn't actually matter. During a call in waterfall, with the puddle hallway, papyrus talks about not letting it "get to you" or something along the lines of that. Since undyne speaks from her experience with the puddles, then i'd assume papyrus would too.)

(I think its just a sign of self doubt or insecurity. Someone once said its dysphoria, which is a cool headcannon for paps or something. What ever it is, he has some demons that he doesn't want to let out.)

Forgetable.

( according to the genocide description)

( Interpretive: Other than that, he's not even noticable. Though, there are a few people that appreciate him, most dont really acknowledge him. Unless you kill him of course!)

Sad/depressed?

( interpreitive as well:Before the human showed up, sans explains how his brother was feeling quite down lately. We see a.. Happier side of papyrus through out our journey.. He vents out to us, the player/human, about things he dislikes, or troubles he faces. Hes like a froggit. Life is hard for a froggit.)

Smiles through things.

("This is where I tried to capture you! What a bad memory." -quote he says as he smiles through it all. He does have a sad emote, but so far i have only seen it during a call in hotland, where the CORE was shown. As your adventure is coming close.. To an end.)

Uses his playful "OUCH!" emote when you straight up kill him. Instead of his hurting/in pain emote when flowey catches him off guard before absorbing everyonesones souls.

(The reason is unkown, but that emote is normally associated with more of "light taps." Examples are, toriel's fireballs at asgore and flowey. Unless... Cutting off his head was considered a "light tap" then, but flowey wrapping him in painful vines is considered more painful than getting his head chopped off and still having enough consciousness to joke about it.)

He knows his cooking sucks and that nobody likes it.

(He's not naive. He knows. He even says it. "Nobody has like my cooking before!" - QUOTE. This isn't some hidden fact. He's trying his best, "mabye next year, he might even make something edible." -sans quote.)

That was all the stuff i gathered for now.

Feel free to tell me anything i haven't added! :)

yeah, hes a pretty cool dude, ain't he?

(Edit: i've added some new things to the bunch, and fixed/deleted ome opinions or unrelated junk. Please, continue helping me add!)