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i hhad this idea but im too impatient to draw it properly

when marie wants attention she does not politely ask for it. instead she decides the best way to recieve attention is to sprawl out in callies lap like a cat and go to sleep. you are very welcome, internet

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Taking splatfest pics and im actually short circuiting with the squid sisters

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you ever just think about characters so much that simulating them becomes second nature and you forget how to turn them off? i did that with the squid sisters and they are permanently in my brain now. theres always at leastone of them screaming. have my favorite of their antics

-maries special interest is matpat for some reason and the only thing that could get her to stop sobbing hysterically when she learned he retired from gtlive was watching that 4 hour amanda the adventurer 2 compilation ash did. she also did this when vine went down

-callie is mildly claustrophobic for some reason. she specifically dislikes rooms without clocks and/or windows and will scream until i leave

-callie had a warrior cats phase in like 5th grade and will become viscerally uncomfortable upon its mention

-callie likes blasting my ears off with breakcore (i also like breakcore but im pretty sure she wants me to lose my hearing)

-marie really doesnt do much besides get depressed about matpat and tell me to say mean things to people (dont do that marie im trying to be nice).

-oh and also marie gets really overstimulated for like absolutely no reason

should i post about my brain squids more often? i need to know if yall like them or not

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i know i complain about s2 like every 5 seconds but its kind of actually my favorite because its shittiness gives me the most wiggle room to torture marie in

gettttt dunked on psychological warfared!!!!!!

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impossible. there are too many

i know i’ve said it before but rp blogs ily ily ily

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Do you think Marie would be the type of squid make Deez jokes.

not sure if you meant canon or my au version (i assume au because im a weird person to ask about canon) so i will answer both

canon: only on occasion

au: only if shes annoyed with you

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hello there

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

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i recently gave them a drawing on paper i dont feel like remaking, but i'll rewrite the dialogue

hypnotized callie: "IM SUPER-NOT-LESBIAN NOW!!!"

marie, completely unbothered: love is love my g. we're gonna have to change your name tho

agent 4, sobbing: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE.

(the "we have to change your name" comment is how we came up with the government names thing)

time for my 7 billionth squid sister post of the day i accidentally made an inside joke with my (non-splatoon fandom) friend about callie and marie's government names being "super lesbian" and "penis lol" respectively and somehow i got so used to it that i just instinctively call marie "penis lol". hypno-callie is referred to as "super-not-lesbian".

they asked who my favorite character was but i didnt realize theyd be drawing her and needed a reference and they legitimately almost looked up "penis lol from splatoon"

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that scene in s2 where marie pulls that boombox out of nowhere makes me think she should have a weird gimmick like sans (undertale) where she will just pull random instruments and such out of nowhere to make sound effects

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how has marie NEVER made a SINGLE your mom joke. what is she hiding

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you've heard of oc x canon, now get ready for oc that everyone hates because you have self loathing problems

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pro tip: give marie a weird relationship with captain 3 because they left for a "short mission" and didnt come back for like a year i think. make her feel betrayed because they left her to find callie on her own. she knows its a dumb thing to be upset about, and they would have come if they could, but she was still alone for all that time. she tried to contact them any way she could (my thought was that she was in that oe bonus chat because she was looking for 3) and they weren't there. she knows something happened, but they're too damn stubborn and edgy to let her try to help them.

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im going to die stop it.

see i’d make a roleplay blog to learn how to better characterize a character but either a) it’s a character nobody gaf about

or b) so many headcanons. so many. are we even sure it’s the same character?

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fun fact i dont post about au!callie a lot because she is very easy to mischaracterize and im scared you all will hurt her. i so desperately want to infodump about her but also grrrrrrrrrrghfhrrrfgrgffrrggdrr dont touch her i will end you. shes my baby. hisssssssss. die.

i post about au!marie more because i hate her and you could kill her for all i care (translated: i adore her just as much but its a different dynamic)

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i love making a splatoon au in which marie has canonically murdered two people, carries a boxcutter literally everywhere, hits people over the back of their heads with her charger like a baseball bat, and is just generally really badass...and then i draw her like this

shes secretly a little baby i swear shes just a little guy inside please please please trust me i know it shes just autistic i promise i PROMISE its just the autism that makes her scary

she is actually baby this is not a joke she just does not know how to be/appear nice

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i feel obliged to say hello to you every time i see you like how i would say hello every time id see a roommate (i have said hello ~37 times because it is Running Time and im Running Around in Circles during my Running Time in which i am meant to Run)

i know i’ve said it before but rp blogs ily ily ily

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i was gonna do an art dump today but i dont have my laptop on me so i cant do a data transfer from my drawing tablet and my phone is so fucking old that it can only manage kleki. have marie and agent 4