#please dont get offended

[frostbite-yinny]

Pelliper mail! A white-label can of beans, and a (somehow) vegan honey-baked ham

Note:I've been listening to The Roaring Trainers DnD

-4 sided die annon

WELP thank you so much for cooking a lunch for me 💓💓💓💓 arc knows nobody else in this house does 🙄🙄🙄

Except my ma 💞💞💞💞 she made a whole bento box 🥰🥰🥰

[z0mbojpeg]

HOW TO GET BULLIED IN SCHOOL/HIGH SCHOOL/COLLEGE/WHATEVER THE HELL (FNF EDITION!)

welcome,to how to get bullied in school,high school,college,whatever works to you! i'm your host,Z0mbified,a funkin' idiot to the ones who knew me in 2021,today i'll cover you on a step by step tutorial on how to make your parents disown you and never come back!

[AUUUGH,Z0MBO,I AIN'T READIN' ALLAT!!: step 1,optional,fnf costume,step 2,merch section,backpacks,shirts and shit,basically everything thats related to merch(unofficial ones,the official ones are good,if they were on brazil me personally i'd buy 'em),step 3,say blah blah blah is from fnf,when they clearly aren't.]

(WARNING,THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY,IF I OFFENDED YOU,PLEASE KNOW IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION.)

enough with the chit chat,lets begin!

STEP 1(optional) = BE A FNF COSPLAYER

we all know the cosplaying community that we may love or hate,some are nice,some are not,either way,we all know how to get everybody to hate you!

how? you may ask,

just show up there with a friday night funkin' costume! they'll all think "wtf this kiddo doin'"(BONUS POINTS IF FNF MOD) and staff will immediately take you out! and i do not mean on a date,i mean you'll be banned forever!

STEP 2 = SHOW UP WITH MERCHANDISE

don't you love it when you have a weeb friend who goes to whateveryoursituation is and gets judged? well,join in aswell!

with these outfit combos,you sure will never see your parents ever again!

RON BACKPACK,20 BUCKS:

DAD N MOM HOOD(CHRISTMAS SPECIAL),44 DOLLARS AND 99 CENTS:

FOR THIS OCTOBER,COME FRESH AND NEW WITH THE SKID COSTUME,4 DOLLARS AND 99 CENTS

MAKE SURE TO HAVE THE FNF POSTER ON YOUR HOME,THAT WAY,IF YOU EVER GET BITCHES ON YOUR DICK,IF THEY NOTICE IT INSIDE YOUR CHEESE SMELLING ROOM,THEY MAGICALLY DISSAPEAR!,CHEAP PRICE! ONLY 2 DOLLARS!!

EVEN AFTER THE PANDEMIC'S END,IF YOU WANNA HIDE THAT BRITISH MALE LOOKIN' ASS TEETH FROM YOU,MAKE SURE TO HIT UP THESE MASKS:

LEMON DEMON MASK,WILL MAKE SURE TO MAKE YOUR GOOFY ASS SMELLIER THAN A LEMON,5 BUCKS ONLY

RUV MASK,[insert highly overused mid fight masses joke here]

WANT BONUS POINTS ON GETTING ZERO SUNLIGHT? TRY OUT MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,"THE BOOM CHAKALAKA" COMBO!

WHITTY PHONECASE

WHITTY HOODIE,THIS WILL MAKE SURE TO GET EVERYBODY GIVING YOU THE "BOMBASTIC" SIDE EYE!,FOR SEVEN DOLLARZZZ!!!!

THIS ONE FOR MY CLASS CLOWNS,WANNA FUCK UP YOUR REPUTATION AND MAKE AN ABSURDLY FUCKING UNFUNNY JOKE PINNED TO YOUR SHIRT? WELL,NOW YOU CAN! WITH THE BRAND NEW "mommy y do nobody liek me anymoar :((" SHIRT PIN! COMIN' IN CHEAP WITH THE PRICES AGAIN,ONLY 4 BUCKS!!

SINCE I,Z0MBIFIED,HAVE NOT FOUND ANY MORE MERCH,PAIR THE POSTER WITH SOME STICKERS ASWELL! THESE ONES HAVE A CATCH,THOUGH. THEY'RE ALL FREE!!

DROP THE MIC,BECAUSE THIS SHIT'S CLEARLY ASS!

i don't even have words for this one

WANNA GET NOSTALGIC FOR A ERA YOU'VE NEVER BEEN BORN IN,DUE TO MOST PEOPLE IN THE FNF COMMUNITY AVERAGING TO 6(yeah,people in second grade play fnf aswell,don't ask me where i got this info.) TO 13 YEARS OLD!! THEN GET BACK TO THE CLASSICS WITH THIS 2010 STYLED LOOKIN AHH STICKER!!

AND NOW,THE ESSENTIAL "what even is the color of grass?" STARTERPACK FOR PEOPLE TO HATE YOU,TELL PEOPLE THAT,CHARACTERS FROM OTHER MEDIAS ARE ACTUALLY FROM FNF KNIGHT FUNKIN!!

POPULAR EXAMPLES ARE:

"tricky is from fnf"

"tankman originated from fnf"

"ohh,that hank guy from accelerant hank mod? yeah he's from fnf"

ALL OF THESE,AND MAYBE SOME MORE,WILL GET PEOPLE TO HATE YOU!!

i sure hope this tutorial helped you out,thank you for viewing it all and have a safe journey scrumbling! (scrolling + tumblr)

[quixtrix]

tired of people being like "yall dont talk about dolph" "yall dont talk about sarah" the answer is right there look at both of them

[eternalsilence444]

seeing all the girls who are in denial about the fact that they are hybrisophilacs is really annoying and freaking weird because i LOVE the girls that will just admit that that is what they are, they all have a mutual understanding of why they like who they like or why they love who they love but you'll find the occasional girl who absolutely despises anyone who even mentions the name of the person she like or loves and fighting over them with other girls who like or love them and i just can't deal with that because they're usually extremely mentally ill literally shouldn't be allowed outside probably and are a risk to themselves and you can't sit and tell them they're crazy because it's just awful to do that because they're struggling like what the fuck are you supposed to do genuinely what the fuck get well soon and start being better and admitting that you are a fucking hybrisophilac. that dead criminal is not communicating with you. if they were going to communicate with people they would not choose you for all eternity, they would most likely wanna talk to all the weirdos who think they're in love. very sorry to break it to you but if you're wanting to hurt yourself and getting angry that other girls have a crush on them you are really mentally ill. just accept you are hearing voices and you have a crush on a dead criminal it's nothing more than that. there is a lot more wrong with that than there is being a hybristo because alteast you're part of a community of like-minded individuals and you all can talk about it but if you think their crime has nothing to do with why you like them and that you're soulmates that is so unhealthy

[silverskye13]

thoughts on tanguish having puppy dog eyes? like a big wet sad eyes look i feel like he'd use 'em against helsknight when asking for particularly silly things, while theyre out in the streets together, and helsknight would be wholly unprepared (cuz who uses puppy eyes against a knight???) KEKW hope ur having a nice week<333

Anon you have sent me this ask like 5 times [either that, or this is an oddly popular question for some reason] and every time I squint at it really hard and try to think of something to write in response and I have no idea what to make lol

What are your thoughts on Tanguish vs Helsknight, puppy dog eyes edition? I want to know!

[barzfrommarz]

I’ve been seeing a lot of discussions/discourse on tumblr and twitter surrounding kamala/voting for kamala so I want to put my two cents in as someone who will have no actual influence towards the outcome of the election

(important parts with be in bold)

Let’s look at the hypothetical that trump wins because the vote was split or people simply just refused to and kamala didn’t gain enough votes to win.

In the scenario, I want every person who decided it would be better not to vote or vote for a random third party candidate who has no shot at winning who only comes up during election years to say all of the “not like the other guys” talking points to explain to not just me but every queer, trans, disabled, non white, AFAB person who is now at severe risk why you chose to not vote to help them have rights. I want to see your explanations if trump wins. you also cannot use Palestinians suffering to make yourself seem better than you actually are

My point is that if trump wins because your delusions lead you to believe that you can single handedly change the way elections work in this country by “sticking it to the dems” and trump wins and we become a facist state, I want to hear what you have to say when we all start loosing rights and palestine gets wiped off the map

“Well we won’t let that happen” Good fucking luck. In project 2025 im pretty sure there is a section about how we basically won’t be able to protest anything anymore, not only that im also pretty sure trump has talked about deporting pro palestine protesters specifically!

You cannot be a single issue voter in this election and in many elections to come. Change doesn’t happen overnight and you need to wake up and realize that kamala will be the start of actually getting more progressive candidates and policies even if it’s not enough right now at this very moment. We all have to actually start putting in the effort instead of sitting around on our asses complaining

If we get kamala in, we won’t have to worry about our country becoming a facist state therefore we can worry more about palestine and putting more pressure on the dems than there already is. That should be a no brainer to some of you

This post isn’t praising kamala or trying to idolize her in anyway, always be critical of politicians. This post is more of a message to the preformative leftists on tumblr and twitter who have zero knowledge on how the US government works.

It’s kamala or trump this november. We cannot change that less than 100 days away from election day

Should I repeat myself? I hope you can understand that.

I’m not trying to bash anyone for continuing to put pressure on kamala and the dems for being complicit in bombing children. That’s not who my post is about like I already said

I think that all the protests outside of the DNC are especially important because it shows we have not forgotten and will continue to put pressure on the dems to do the right thing for once

but like I already said, it’s kamala or trump. Third party candidates are either grifters who only are there to get money and trick gullible leftists or candidates who have never been in any lower level political positions who think they can automatically garner a shit ton of support to win when they can’t. Your other option is to not vote which is arguably worse

I’m not trying to be the one to change anyones mind but I hope this post can help you reconsider your options and start facing the reality of this election

You have an important choice to make this november. I hope you can make the right one

edit: im not trying to beg anyone to vote for kamala or make anyone who is against her because of her handling of Palestine vote for kamala, especially if you are Palestinian yourself. Im not trying to make anyone feel bad about it either. Thats not the point of this post. The point is that change needs to happen now and this election is a perfect start to do so. We cannot have good change under a second trump term. I know im just repeating myself at this point but I want to put this out there incase I come off wrong or offensive. Also, I dont like the dems at all. I dont align with their party but you shouldnt even care abt what party I align with most. Im not a pro activist whose been in the game for 10+ years, im just a trans boy who has essentially been forced to pay attention to the shit going on in the country because of who I am even though it shouldn't concern me nearly as much as it does.

second edit: check out this tiktok and this persons other tiktoks abt palestine and kamala

[clayteland]

OI Doll. Wanna hear a joke?

What is my mom that you aren't?

.....

Oh yeah my Moms dead.

Hahaha Comedy

Fun fact. She also doesn't have a mother, so she's already used to this type of jokes.

[narwhalandchill]

oh and also speaking of wuwa. what is it with chinese gachas these days and their one (1) random fucking Dude With A Finnish Name For No Apparent Reason

like theres welt from hi3rd and hsr. aka originally known as joachim nokianvirtanen. whos presumably half german half finnish. but the worst fucking thing about it is that like. while joachim is a very standard german name. ""nokianvirtanen" is NOT a finnish surname. its like an amateur writer looking up random finnish words to mush together into a surname with 0 research into what finnish surnames actually sound like. now by themselves. nokia? virtanen? oh absolutely that works 100%. together? it literally sounds AI generated it makes me cry 💀💀💀

(It could also just literally be nokia-virtanen or virtanen-nokia with the hyphen and work. but nokiaN is possessive form . but NOBODY is fucking called "nokia's virtanen" WHAT. THATS NOT HOW IT WORKSSSSS or like if theres Any legit surname w a possessive form in it which there prolly are some its a Very specific thing not sth broadly applicable at all)

whereas sampo koski is like. honestly peak bc its the complete fucking opposite. this name is like. this is literally Just A Dude. Theres probably like hundreds of actual fucking sampo koskis out there whose linked ins have been permanently buried under Rail the Stars game search results on google i literallg NEED to meet one irl someday and ask them about it its so fucking funny 😭😭😭

like. okay koski is just an uhhhhhhhh. its a type of a waterfall in a river . Rapids? but yeah its a very standard surname. Except not like this SUPER common generic googled the top 10 tier name bc its genuinely an authentic name you run into that sounds natural. Like it doesnt sound like A Character surname its too normal. and then sampo refers to a mythical miracle machine in karelian and finnish folklore with 3 corners that each makes riches of the ocean (represented w salt) the soil (w grain) and the earth (w gold) freely for whoever owns it. In lore some ppl fight over it long story anyway louhi was right. which is again its not some uber common name but its a Very natural one its so weirdddd ive had a sampo for a classmate its cursed 💀💀 and have prolly known a koski at some point too

Anyway point being. Sampo koski is literally the Quintessential normie This is a person not a Space Gacha Game Character name idk HOW they just. came up w it it feels so weirdddd. this is like if boothill was just called like. Josh.

anyway my only real issue w sampo is just that he doesnt fucking act finnish. yes its true reducing nationalities to caricatures is bad but. Listen if you rep us. it HAS to be all the stereotypes actually. we arent all antisocial and depressed for half the year bc its too dark and insomniac and pissed off the other half bc its too bright just to get some fruity fucking aha follower with a name youd see on the employee list of the most mundane fucking office job . i like sampo i just cant claim him . he talks too much and dresses too flamboyant hes an impostor

which brings us to. Wuthering waves. and like as we can see hoyos finnish names have had their interesting moments for sure. so like hows kuro games faring?

Oh they called him--

They Called The Random Finnish Name Guy Of The Wuthering Da Waves Game---

AALTO?????????!??!??? AALTO?????!?

THEY LITERALLY CALLED HIM WAVE IN FINNISH WHAT THE FUCKKKKJKK

honestly idek if i should be insulted or just like. Amazed by the sheer balls it takes to just call him half the title of ur game and be like ah. Perfect. represented the feeble finns again

anyway tho unironically. While he also (to my knowledge at least) has the like. cocky lighthearted menace personality which like. No. at least the way he looks is peak acceptable like yeah this is a random finnish guy animefied and airdropped into this post apocalyptic scifi fantasy world. the quintessentially finnish awful out of fashion speedy sunglasses (this is a cultural in joke that i will Not be elaborating on). the sensible tactical gear. i respect him the white long hair is clearly a survival tactic its camouflage. hes fine. also props for having an aspect of camouflage in his kit w the taunts bc yes historical reference winter war the finns are indeed out there blending in with the environment wahoo. no particular thoughts tho i did pull him so ig legal obligation to build his ass

anyway aalto is also an university. lowkey the students there should just do a power move and make an aalto cosplay like the secondary uniform alongside haalarit itd be funny

but yeah am i going anywhere with this? Making some serious critique god forbid? Not in particular i am just. Continuously baffled w this. bc its not like these characters Are finnish by any metric. They just get random fucking finnish names and its like every single chinese gacha now needs to have a token one and im just here like.but why . What is the purpose of it . what is so effervescent about googling random finnish names and slapping them on your male characters . I do not understand

+ honorary mention to ukko the frostarm lavachurl in genshin. Another folkloric reference (ukko the sky/thunder god) . couldnt even give us a fruity guy in that one. though sitting in your bespoke isolation in a freezing hellhole and beating the shit out a random traveler disrupting your peace is way more finnish than a single sentence most of these characters have uttered so like. Fair actually that Is a mood. king behavior

[scarycranegame]

>be me

>get new follower

>hellyes.wav

>look at their profile

>they're very obviously an antishipper

feelsbadman

[dream-sans-mogai]

Anyway, because I'm considered a bigger creator within the mogai community and I have a responsibility to address things given my bigger audience-

Please remember that Tumblr, especially LGBT Tumblr concerning discourse and intracommunity issues, is a hyper niche, reactive, violent, sensitive community with next to zero basis in reality at large and you should not take any of its opinions as absolute fact. Especially the mogai community's opinions.

A lot of people on mogai Tumblr talk big game with very clearly fake the-whole-bus-clapped stories about the real world concerning acceptance towards mspec monos, Neopronouns and Xenogenders and it's my job as an adult and guiding voice to remind people these experiences may happen but rarely do and you absolutely should not just tell random people you use purr/purrs pronouns or your a bi gaybian or you identify as Chronosian or other things like that because it's really fucking dangerous even in hyper progressive places like new york, cali and Detroit. It can be deadly in many many small towns, including ones in progressive states. Especially dangerous in non accepting states.

I don't say this to burst your bubble or ruin your hopeful world view but many stories of acceptance are fake, even if some are true, most of the community is underage and just cause your teacher may approve of your Soniccharic identity, doesn't mean they won't tell your transphobic parents. It's scary and dangerous out here for trans and gay people rn and I won't be one of the idiots who tell you to run and frolic with your Xenogender pins Infront of increasingly hostile transphobes. I want the younger gen z trans people to survive and I won't lie to you about the reality of the battle we all are staring down concerning project 2025.

Most of the people telling these stories live in progressive states and do not tell you about the failed times or exaggerate the acceptance they supposedly received. I'm telling you from the mouth of someone who grew up in a tiny town in South Ohio with less than 1,000 people, it's still just as dangerous as it was 10 years ago. I still get followed in my home town. I still get stares in my home town. My actual home town, a place I grew up in where people knew me as the gnc dyke for a good while in my last 2 years of school. Do not spread this shit around to everyone. Nex didn't think they would become a victim, Brianna didn't think she would be one of the unlucky ones, plenty of those we've lost did not think they would die in hate crimes. I almost died in two of the hate crimes I've experienced.

You need to be really fucking careful and although I love than Neopronouns and Xenogenders are becoming more accepted by the larger LGBT community, you need to be very very VERY careful about what you do, what you wear and who you tell what because word spreads fast in suburbia and hate spreads faster. You do not want to be wearing a pin the day some white cishet magat decides he's tired of the "pedophiles" and chooses you as the first victim because you were the first he saw. Don't hide who you are but Be. Fucking. Careful.

[daylilifiedsundrewdrops]

I'm never going to finish this mf I swear

He's an Experiment OC of mine that I seldom draw. He was Experiment 018 when he was younger. Now he's Experiment 02.

Also the purple stuff on his tongue is some kind of acid. His body has extra glands that produce this acid into his body. These glands are found everywhere, including in his mouth( Fun fact: He can spit this acid really far. Kind-of like those Rainwing dragon thingies. But its not venom. )

Guess if he's evil or not.

[feralthembo]

man some people REALLY missed the message of the purge movies bc they couldnt look past the violence and it shows

[granhairdo]

i seriously don’t understand why the fandom is starting to loop back to this idea of eponine being “morally grey” in the book. yes, she does do a few pretty bad things. but we do need to look into the the context of everything here.

she is very young, and in a really difficult situation. she isn’t in a good state mentally and is not fully capable of making rational decisions. nobody at that age is fully capable of making rational decisions! especially someone in such a vulnerable and desperate position! like at this point she’s operating on pure desperation and basic instincts.

while i do agree that she’s done bad things, i don’t think she should be labeled as a bad, or even “morally grey” person.

if anything, she contributes more goodness! you can really only name a couple bad things she does, while you can name at least 5 or 6 good things directly, and dozens indirectly.

i guess my point here is eponine is not in a state where she can make well thought out and smart decisions and shouldn’t be regarded as “morally grey” because of the few bad decisions she does make.

[anti-transphobia]

If anyone wanted to know what it's like to be a trans person not aligned with masculinity online, I've had such a huge issue with both cis and transmasc people calling me dude and then arguing about it when I asked them not to that I had to set my nickname in discord servers as "don't call me dude/man/bro". That wasn't enough so I changed it to be in all caps and set my overall discord display name as "DONT CALL ME DUDE/MAN/BRO". Within a few hours I was @ed on a server I never talk in, a server where most of its members never talk because it's a mod development/compilation server so people are there for information and that's it, by an any pronouns trans person who hasn't spoken in that server in a YEAR and talked again specifically to misgender me

[a9saga]

The word 'alleged' is so necessary that people tend to overuse it sometimes. What has not been proven in a court of law is alleged. The reason you have to throw that word in there, when repeating accusations made by a 3rd party, is that the subject of the allegations can sue you if you put that out there as fact and it provably didn't happen. People who have been convicted in a court of law are not able to sue you for talking about what they've been charged with. Brian Peck's abuse of Drake Bell is not alleged. You don't have to call the guy an alleged child predator. He plead no contest to doing those things to Bell over 20 years ago. There's not a question of who or what or if. If you wanna make a post about Quiet on Set, you don't have to use the word 'alleged'.

[anthrophobic]

just an english person looking for my math person. Except i would be pissed at you because people who are good at math piss me off