#please dont block me this was a joke
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i made this stupid ass edit years ago and my partner fell in love with me over it
#please dont block me this was a joke#i was bored#dmc#v devil may cry#me posting this and tagging her was what made her fall in love with me#Vrek? Shrev? what's the ship name#this was an inside joke for so long
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Guys you can't ship Ford with Mothman it's literally toxic and problematic
Mothman owes him money that's literally a toxic power dynamic.
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#mothman#mothford#satire#THIS IS A JOKE#please dont take this seriously and block me 😭😭🥱#mothford sounds cute#however i would like to date mothman so ford better watch his back#mf stealing my man#(that is also a joke)
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i had no idea that i needed to clarify this, but please do not, under any circumstances, send me sexually explicit asks or dms. thanks.
#i dont care if you are joking or not just. please. don't do it#i am a person and it makes me uncomfortable and i will block you
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I don't know if this person was /srs or /j but seeing as they didn't specify, shut up. Get out.
I. Don't. Care. That you don't like that ship. BLOCK the tag for all I care it's your business your taste and comfort. But don't REBLOG the SIFLOOP SHIT POST.
Did it get so popular that I've gotten ppl that don't think I can SEE their comments?? I CAN SEE YOU 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
#block the tag Block me.#ACTUALLY ive already blocked them so.#if this was /joking then you NEED to specify please.#or like#exaggerate your wording in some way that i can tell its not srs like how you'd be like MAKES ME ILLLL#or whatever#though i dont hear sifloop shippers say they hate the ship very often#if at all
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I feel like some of the people here are too comfortable leaving lowkey rude comments and tags under other people's art
#i dont care if youre referencing a meme if you're mad at me calling my doodles “doodles” youre getting blocked#i call them doodles because theyre low effort and messy. my standards might not be the same as yours but that does not give you the right to#insult me for it#you people need to stop being so passive aggressive at artists even as a joke. i guarantee you its not funny#think about what youre actually saying before you comment on something please for the love of god#allyrambles
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Some fucking ghouls on twitter just misgendered me and called me a chaser and a cross dresser and an agamp because I have an nsfw account where I retweet porn. Why do these kinds of people exist? Why are there trans women that just love acting exactly like terfs? I am so fucking tired of this shit and I'm not out to anyone irl so I have fucking no one to talk to about this! I'm not a docile little house cat so that gives people a free pass to paint me as a predator
#safe to rb#god i want to kill someone#i want to claw my bearded face off#i fucking hate how there is nothing i can do here. nothing i say to these freaks will phase them or make them regret their actions#these fucking bullies#GOD#if you have ever in your entire life called someone an agamp or a passoid or a theyfab or an autogynephile or a luckshit or a transtrender#or any of the other assanign bullshit terms coined by irony poisoned 4channers that passionately hate trans people despite being one#die. rot in hell. block me. go live in the woods alone for 30 years until you learn how to be anything other than a hateful little demon#i am not joking. if you have ever been this kind of person and you are anything other than deeply apologetic and guilt ridden and regretful#then leave me alone. go away you fucking husk of a human#rambles#tw self harm ment#tw suicide ment#ask to tag#btw im not even gonna do the ''oh pwease dont harass these people'' shit if you are able and willing please torment these evil bastards
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I've been living in such a nice bubble of the internet (Ted Lasso fandom) where pretty much everyone at least likes the characters I love that I forgot what it's like out here as a Stranger Things Jonathan Byers fan ✌️ all i can say I'm glad we're not getting s5 until 2026 (probably) I'm no longer emotionally strong enough for this.
#stranger things#steve stans who are vehemently anti jonathan already GET everything. like steve gets the screen time steve gets the merch#steve has the writers in the palm of his hand#can you please in the LEAST get tf out of the jonathan byers tag on tumblr.com when you post your hate#let us have ONE NICE SPACE as Jonathan fans#ughhhhhh#anyway.#people blocked for sake of my mental health and rant over <3#me: hmm maybe steve and jonathan should BOTH work to be kinder to one another. perhaps. hopefully we get to see that in s5!#them: jonathan should slobber at king steve's feet for forgiveness because he made one (1) bad joke#and also he should die by public stoning for something he did in s1#like LORD#people may not Get jamie roy or keeley nor care about them in quite the same ways i do but they dont attract Haters like this (& thank god)
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someone tell me to get through all the books i got for christmas before i buy new ones
#i just want to read poetry and plays thats it 😭#dont make me read regular books please i cant 😭#(joking. mostly)#post posting#my 'just a little readers block' has turned into 'ive finsished exactly one novel in the past year. and i didnt even like it'#i miss reading so bad how do i just. do it.
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psa: do not follow me if you’re under 14. i’m being so serious rn
#i don’t wanna sound like im just going ‘wahh! wahhh! i hate kids!’ but#i genuinely do *not* want to be mutuals or have someone in middle schoot at best following me#i’m very crude with the way i talk and joke. obviously watching myself as well- but like i said#i dont want to be mutuals or have someone following me whos maybe in elementary to middle school. please get offline im being so fr#if i find out or suspect you being a child following me- im sorry. im literally just goinng to hard block you on sight#please respect my boundaries. thanks#kazzy caws
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if your voice doesnt go rlly high pitched and you dont start going "OMG HII :D HIII!!!" when you see your pet, block me /JOKE
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mak, this entire time I thought your ooc tag for chief was "sir this is my emotional support cringefall gacha game protagonist" instead of cringefail sjshskab
wow thats pretty cringefail of YOU 😔😔😔
#aceparagon#IM JOKING IM JOKING PLEASE DONT BLOCK ME#;sir this is my emotional support cringefail gacha game protagonist. (ooc)
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is this that jalph ship everyone talks about
#PLEASE THIS IS A JOKE ☹️ ASSASSINS FOLLOWERS DONT BLOCK ME THIS JSNT WHO I AM 🙏#i KNOW ralphs hair looks bad. shut up 😭#lee talks#lord of the flies
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ough my bank. sucks. its been over a month since they were like oh u've been hacked we'll send u a new card. where is the card guys. where is it.
#i called 2 weeks ago like. hey. its not here. and they were like oh mustve gotten lost we'll send another!#got em to send it to my work po box instead jic it got taken bc my unit mailbox is a fucking joke on security#and now. theyre just sending me spam bullshit to the po box. guys i have to go there please stop this#at least i got them to reactivate my card theyre just blocking all online transfer which means...... bills are. worrying me now.#i usually do them asap but i have rego coming up and [redacted unit fees] too so like. if i dont get it soon.
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what if i bought an adoptable only to purposefully not use it. Casting your character into the void
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out of pocket
as a full on joke i need to draw catnap as a reddit incel, he is one.
i can just feel it.
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drives me wild when people like my posts on here ESPECIALLY if they seem to disagree. who are you. what are you doing here. why did you like my post. do you hate me? can you send me a post where you vague me and disagree so i can well actually you. please come talk to me. say hi! i have an ask box and reblogs are on sometimes! say “fuck you and heres why”. say “actually im gonna learn you a thing”.
#simons spouting#hi person who liked my post about how annoying tumblr users are when you like all the things i hate based on your reblogs#i dont hate you. talk to me. and then i will block you (scared) but i need you to talk to me#this is all. a joke please god dont talk to me. i will block you. i hate talking to people ive come to terms with the fact i cant stand it#dont talk to me i will shake like a dog. i blocked someone for being nice to me im incurably socially anxious#my anxiety is so bad i cant go to a therapist about it bc its too scary. anyway
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