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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

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viktor vs cait innit

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

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gotta get out of this country one day

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gordon freeman has mech pilot energy

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mechanakin skywalker

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wait my birthday is that day. we can be forced to eat cement together

ON FEBRUARY 22ND, 2026, HE WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CEMENT

mark your calendars for this historic event

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Here's the trans pride flag on a MS-DOS Pentium (using VGAPride) for the Transgender Day of Remembrance.

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first semester studying marine biology: wow i'm really learning a lot about the ocean ^_^ i can't wait to get out in the field in a couple years and do my part to make the world a better place ^_^

third semester studying marine biology: the intersection of capitalism, imperialism, socioeconomic injustice, and environmental destruction has turned me into david lynch's cartoon of the dog that is so angry it cannot move. anti littering campaigns aren't enough i need to guillotine every petrochemical executive and stick their heads on pikes on the white house lawn

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