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*grabs your hands and speaks to you in a tone that is so gentle* they/them pronouns stop being universal once you learn a person's pronouns. Sometimes that person's pronouns will include they/them and in that specific case you are allowed to keep using those pronouns for that person. In any case where you learn a persons pronouns and that person doesn't use they/them, you should no longer use those pronouns for that person. If you continue to use they/them pronouns knowing that person doesn't use them, you are now misgendering that person. Kindly stop doing that please. Thank you, I love you.

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i don't care how uncomfortable you are around cis men, queer cis men still need places to go, and sometimes, those spaces will be shared with yours. disabled and neurodivergent queer men and queer men of color especially need a place to go. the queer community isn't the "fuck cis men" community. that is the rad fem community. if you think cis men and people who read as cis men are inherently "too scary" or shouldn't be allowed in queer spaces, you joined the wrong community.

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i think we need to make things better by force

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i keep going yet i honestly doubt things will ever get better past a certain point

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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT I FEEL LIKE IM GOING INSANE.

iif you can send this to me i would be . so grateful.

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puppy shocks waiter by ordering in perfect beatboxing

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remembered jon bois wrote the crazy football dystopia story and started panic breathing for a few seconds

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just make the poison/venom anything you wantt. THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER!

ok so take an anthro of a venomous or poisonous animal and replace the poison/venom with HRT. now add biteplay or something. not exclusively biteplay tho since uhhh stingers exist

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ok so take an anthro of a venomous or poisonous animal and replace the poison/venom with HRT. now add biteplay or something. not exclusively biteplay tho since uhhh stingers exist

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what are we some kind of fortnite battle royale

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don’t get sparkledog material in your eyes, they’ll burn

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nosferatu…

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back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup

THIS IS SO FUNNY HE GOT CUCKED BY WEIRD AL

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Burn.

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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !