cryptid-cuisine
cryptid-cuisine
Let's give them a good show!
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[ SHE/HER | lesbian | gray-ace | furry | plural ]dreaming somewhere else
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cryptid-cuisine · 3 hours ago
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calling everything degen and or gooner shit has lead to this incredible era where people are now fully expecting everyone they talk to to be really racist about japanese media and be extremely devoted to catholic levels of modesty as it pertains to women
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cryptid-cuisine · 3 hours ago
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Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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i would ask which transformer is most ipad baby but i forgot that a tablet-mode soundwave exists. like they can literally be ipad
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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Nosy ass plant
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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hi everyone! the developer of the website I host Explorerz on is having a hard time covering his monthly costs. i think Comicfury is such a wonderful space for comics and one of the few remaining websites that values art over predatory profiteering. Kyo makes it a point to keep the game level - ads are opt-in, custom css for comics is available to everyone, etc. if you can spare a couple bucks each month (the lowest tier is $3 which shakes up to 36 dollars a year), you’d be preserving one of bastions of creator-centered webcomic culture and helping it continue its growth!
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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Pausing the shenanigans for a moment, can we maybe do away with the narrative that Kendrick Lamar is purely just “a hater”? I know it’s hard for white people especially to see the Black struggle and our lives as something other than entertainment for your Sunday nights, but let’s not forget Kendrick directly criticized Drake for using African American culture especially for a cash grab, without actually giving back to the communities who loved and supported him for so long.
I know it’s fun to dance on people’s graves, especially Drake’s, but I beg nonblack people to stop diluting Kendrick’s messages to him purely just being a petty lil’ hater.
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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Pausing the shenanigans for a moment, can we maybe do away with the narrative that Kendrick Lamar is purely just “a hater”? I know it’s hard for white people especially to see the Black struggle and our lives as something other than entertainment for your Sunday nights, but let’s not forget Kendrick directly criticized Drake for using African American culture especially for a cash grab, without actually giving back to the communities who loved and supported him for so long.
I know it’s fun to dance on people’s graves, especially Drake’s, but I beg nonblack people to stop diluting Kendrick’s messages to him purely just being a petty lil’ hater.
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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Pausing the shenanigans for a moment, can we maybe do away with the narrative that Kendrick Lamar is purely just “a hater”? I know it’s hard for white people especially to see the Black struggle and our lives as something other than entertainment for your Sunday nights, but let’s not forget Kendrick directly criticized Drake for using African American culture especially for a cash grab, without actually giving back to the communities who loved and supported him for so long.
I know it’s fun to dance on people’s graves, especially Drake’s, but I beg nonblack people to stop diluting Kendrick’s messages to him purely just being a petty lil’ hater.
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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can i exist nicely
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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the cheers as soon as not like us starts playing 😭😭 that tweet that said "whenever you're having a bad day remember drake is having it worse" will never age
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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the minecraft creeper is technically not a taur by virtue of not having arms but you’d be hard pressed to find another Creature built like it—a quadruped that stands upright.
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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cryptid-cuisine · 17 hours ago
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What a time to be alive.
Happy Black History Month to all and to all a good night ❤️🖤💚
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cryptid-cuisine · 1 day ago
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everybody say thank you kendrick lamar for sending drake to the shadow realm
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