#please and thankyou

[starryeyedfoolz]

Calling all women!! Put your cocks in my mouth right now

[emile-hides]

I wanna find some games for my dad to play so he has more At Home Hobbies than just TikTok, but my repertoire of things he'd like is Limited and locked to My Consoles, so I thought I'd ask a general Tumblr audience

I need games on the PS4 my Dad could play. The only real hard stipulations are it can't be Duel Stick based movement and they can't be Scary and/or Sexy.

He's good at Puzzles and Math so games with those elements are best, he's not very competitive and doesn't have the best reaction time so I'd say Rouge Likes and other Combat based games wouldn't be the best. He likes Mysteries, Farm Sims, and Racing games the most. The most important thing is that it's funny

Bonus points if it offers Multiplayer. We only have one controller, but he loves the idea of playing games together, so having a multiplayer option would be s great way to talk him into it. It'd also be best if it was $25 or less honestly because he doesn't like getting himself expensive things, and I don't have the money to get them for him currently.

If you have any ideas I'd love to hear them! Thankyou so much for reading!

[bisexualbellamys]

And when is it my turn to have a man confess his undying love for me in a carriage and then proceed to have his way with me, hmmm???? WHEN

[fableprince]

hey besties just realised i never dropped my fit for a friends’ citizenship ceremony last week

was i hot? be honest.

[kakusu-shipping]

Can I ask something a little selfish to the entirety of the Proship Selfship community?

Could y'all put the "Stolen from an Anti" as a tag on the post instead of just in colored text at the bottom?

[librawritesstuff]

Come on, show us the rest…

[sangfielle]

hi everybody. decide something for me

[cutelittleexo]

With the stream ending at 2 hours, 17 minutes, and 36 seconds. We have entered the finale of inFAMOUS Second Son. We helped Eugene overcome his fear and he'll give people a second chance. After that, we ran into...Hank. And well, let's just say things didn't go as planned...

Next stream, we'll be streaming the full finale! Thursday night at 9:15PM EST. I'd greatly appreciate it if y'all can show up and watch us take down the tyrant known as Brooke Augustine, head of the D.U.P. See you there.

[eevenus]

I wanna bite him, just a lil nibble

The urge i have to dig my nails into these arms is insane

[hellofishyfishy]

it's not procrastinating if it's dinosaurs

[itsalmostavengers]

Every time I watch Olympus Has Fallen (more times than I care to admit btw) without fail I will envision stevetonyfying that shit. Maladaptive daydream material for DAYS

[zeph0r]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ♡

I'm gonna be weirdly specific.

Rain. Loud rain. "Fuck is the roof gonna star leaking?" rain.

Oversized hoodies with absurdly long sleeves.

That musty paper smell in secondhand bookstores.

Gigantic gingerbread lattes at Christmas time.

That smell after blowing out a lit match.

(bonus answer: writing with papermate inkjoy gel pens)

[jadeglas]

I don't wanna...

I don't wanna go to work. I get about 2 hours a day, Mon - Fri, to be my own human being, and it's not enough. I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and write all day, please and thank you.

It's not too pathetic to pretend your character is coaxing you into doing what you need to, is it? Asking for a friend

[the-swaggest-rat]

vent sort of…

there is a genocide happening right now in Palestine and for some reason nobody who has power (government, news post, influencers) isn’t doing anything about it. everytime I tell my family “no we can’t eat at McDonald’s and no you can’t get Starbucks anymore, we don’t drink Pepsi or cola and we can’t eat certain cereals anymore.” when they ask me why but not in the way where they actually are confused in the way where they want me to admit I’m fighting for a geneocide all across the world.

I’m gonna vote and make as many people I know vote too. I’m gonna continue to post and reblog as many post even if nobody follows me because that’s the least people can do. Even if I can’t vote I’ll make sure the people that can gets the links. If a 60sec audio, as dystopian as it is, I’ll record every single time. I’ll always feel like throwing up when I eat certain food because of my parents and I’ll think about this geneocide for the rest of my life.

Mostly because I have it you know. I’m living and breathing and I can listen to music and eat good food and vote for an okay president and go to school and walk places…and it’s disappointing that some people can’t because of this mass killing.

guards playing this like a video games with no remorse? trump trying to get project 2025 happening? everyone on edge and the world being split in two? It all hurts too much and there’s only so much a person can do…

There’s only so much I can do before a government official bust down my door and shoots me in the back of the head for being queer and being Pro Palestine.

Other people will say “what about everyone else? All of our lives matter” but do they. “It’s not America it’s not our problem” but we’ve made it a problem by subconsciously supporting big nation brands that pay for the genocide. “okay well why do you care??” why DON’T you care??.

The way I see it, we’re all gonna die soon and some of us will have to live with the torture and burdens of the government. I’m gonna vote to hopefully help just a little in this horrible tragedy and if that gets me shot in the back of the head then…

That’s just a shame isn’t it

[buppydogbellygirl]

Hey there, weird little tranny.

Do you like receiving ORAL?

Do YOU want a head between your legs RIGHT NOW?

Do YOU want to feel absolute BLISS while you CUM in a stupid mutts mouth?

Yes?

Then do I have the product for you!

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[omens-for-ophelia]

the arrangement is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules...

part 4 of my ineffable kisses series - imagining some kisses throughout time that went decidedly better than That Kiss did...

<< start || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 - golden age of piracy || part 5 || part 6 || part 7 || part 8 >>

i personally don't believe aziraphale would be a naval officer in the golden age of piracy, but would instead adopt a kind of 'stede bonnet' approach to piracy that results in him being invariably captured and needing to be rescued several times over - that is, until crowley can physically pick him up and place him on land, under strict instructions never to board a ship ever again 🩷