#please I need to sit down

[tanis-in-a-trenchcoat]

it's amazing that every time the script/actors/whoever makes the slightest queer wink with dean and castiel, the next second the show backpedal so fast It does three backflips

I mean, I'm really tired that after every dialogue like: Castiel is in love with dean humans

or

dean saying: cas I need you

they are separated or immediately overrun by women (yes i'm on season 10 and watching the castiel/hannah roadtrip while dean is a demon, and I just have to laught).

as I have said in some other post of my spn watch: the queerbaiting of this series is unbearable but at a level that is not even comparable to other series of the moment, before or after

not even as in sherlock where AT LEAST sherlock and john are given space to interact, or as in House MD where House and Wilson have episodes and episodes of just them clowning around and being insufferably codependent

the equivalent between supernatural and the other series would be, for example, that after any minimally gay phrase (like the famous blood types dialogue in House) would be that Wilson or John would DISAPPEAR for half of the season with no real narrative explanation

I like this show, okay, but I'm TIRED

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

[sam-violet]

chillin in the hot springs 🌱

+ a closeup

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

hope you feel better soon!

I am riddled with ailments, but I stay silly!

[shepscapades]

This one was a freaking doozy. If I keep talking i think i may be in trouble

[thereweredragonshere]

I would so fucking love it if the cast of httyd could react to in universe moments on some massive magical stone or whatever. For example, imagine Berk’s reaction to their future chief standing in a pile of fish, pouting. Imagine said future chief’s reaction to their reaction. ‘Why are you stood in a pile of fish?’ ‘SHUT UP!!!’

[mattstunsgf]

i need to sit on this mans lap ASAP !!!!!

14 years ain’t even that much baby i’m legal anyways so what’s the problem 🎶🎶 #let me love youuuuu🎶🎶😩😩😩🔥🔥💔💔

[honey-doc]

Purlease tell me they keep in touch post canon pls I need this

[flownwrong]

5x05 Mirrors // 5x09 Lagrange Point

[whatsitzface]

Fuck every percy jackson "fan" who is still complaining about percy & annabeths HAIR COLOURS being different then in the books. I hope Nico is blonde so that all of you cry and scream like fucking toddlers

[epic-therapist]

(I'm sad, so we're doing sweet wholesome sweetness.)

*Glitch teleports in front of him and pulls him into his arms, just drilling his face into his shoulder*

Do you have anything to do right now..?

- @glitchyanon

*he laughs softly at the action*

Nope. I have nothing to do.

[blackbatcass]

listen I know it’s kind of corny and inaccurate to act like every single person in the dc universe knows each other and is besties but it IS endlessly funny to me to follow the web of connections and see how many degrees removed from each other everyone is.

like look at the arrowfam okay. ollie and dinah are together, ollie is homoerotic best friends with hal, dinah is homoerotic best friends with babs. roy is dating dick, has a kid with jade, and is basically an adoptive father to both grant emerson and rose wilson. connor is dating kyle and is constantly followed around by eddie fyers. mia is friends with a lot of the second gen teen titans kids, had an on-again-off-again thing going on with steph for a while, and is currently dating sienna. emiko is besties with courtney and some of the other recent teen titans. sin has a small army of protective aunts from the birds of prey. the real question is how far does it go before ollie puts a cap on the number of people who are invited to family brunch on sundays

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Rereading chapter 6 of Journey to the West with my bros is giving me SUCH an appreciation for Erlang WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS WRITE HIM SO EDGY AROUND SWK?? THIS CHAPTER IS LITERALLY LIKE

Erlang: what a fiend, wdym this guy gets to call himself Equal to Heaven

Erlangs sworn bro squad: stop admiring him and go fight ya weirdo.

-

Monkeys: SOMEONE’S HERE TO FIGHT YOU KING

Sun Wukong: HOL UP HE’S LIKE, SO COOL LOOKING THO? AYO?? I see you bro, i pick up what u putting down, u STYLIN [insert a poem about how cool Erlang looks]

Erlang, grinning: what’s up stable boy

Sun Wukong, grinning wider: where’s your mama at

Erlang: HAHAHA FIGHT. ME.

Dude the whole time they are just having their time of their lives

Other observations are just absolutely FASCINATING to see Guanyin orchestrate everything. She’s the one that suggests Erlang. She knows how to get Erlang to go fight SWK because you bet that dude ignores summons from his uncle. She knows how to peak his interest, knows he won’t kill—did you know he wasn’t trying to kill monkey king? Most of the other people who fought him fought with the intent to capture or KILL but Erlang just wanted to fight. Also dude the way Erlang’s strategy was at 500% I could ramble on about how the fight went because it was like, Erlang tells people where to go and what to do, then goes to fight. Monkey King matches everything he does until his monkeys get scared and then he’s APPALLED by that and starts running away. Erlang chases him, monkey king just LEAVES the entrapment, goes and pays Erlangs house a visit, Erlang pulls up, fights him all the way back to Flowerfruit mountain, then tells everyone to stand on guard, all his guys make a circle around them fight ring style to keep monkey king from escaping and they go back to fighting. Guanyin looks down and goes “ohhhh y’know I’d love to help….. I’ll throw my vase down….” And Lao Zi steps in going “Nono your vase will break I’ll do it.” Dude it’s SO WILD how she orchestrates everything. Bro hits monkey king in the head with his bracelet (diamond snare,) monkey king gets bit by dog, then gets tied the heck up and stabbed and they gottem. Like….bro, and then Erlang’s like y’all go home i got this I’ll take him back—DUDE MY MIND IS WHIRLING, listen this is a really really good book y’all should read it. I’m just rambling this isn’t a real analysis post or anything I’m just WOUGH BRAIN FULL, Guanyin is the source of so many things, she’s the reason Sun Wukong was captured, the reason he’s alive, the reason he is freed later, she’s his defender, his doom, she’s where he goes when no one else listens to him, she’s the reason he started a redemption without him knowing, i’M THINKING REAL INTENTLY ABOUT THIS. I don’t remember which translation this is but OUGHHHH it’s crazy.

Chapter 6 man, it’s so good

[starry-bi-sky]

"Odysseus and his crew could've just fished!"

"lmao Athena is yelling at Odysseus for not fishing instead"

"why didn't they just fish? they're on the ocean!"

Me, tiredly: no.... no they could not have 'just fished', you don't know what you're talking about. please... please just sit down. Athena would've "my goodbye"'d his ass on the spot for suggesting to fish instead

[sainz100]

two cute Daniel moments via F1 Authentics Insta ❤️✨

[sketchy-tour]

A wilting flower is not always beyond healing. It'll just take time.