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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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Part 34! Alfred let Tim leave the poster up for a day before he makes him take it down
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#twitter au#tim was actually only restrained so jason could take that picture and laugh at him for a bit#damian arrived like literally five minutes after that photo was taken and they just played video/board games for a while#(this whole thing was actually just a ploy so they could distract tim from thinking about this dangerous mission that kons on rn)#((damian honestly wouldn't've been grounded if he had bribed jason to kidnap tim in private rather than on twitter lol))#batman#dc#bruce wayne#richard grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin dc#duke thomas#the signal dc#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#batgirl#jonathan kent#jon kent#superboy#timkon#conner kent#kon el kent#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#batfamily
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Its the daddy issues in me I swear
#girlblogging#this is what makes us girls#im just a girl#girlhood#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#female rage#just girly things#coquette#girl interrupted#hell is a teenage girl#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#playing dangerous#lana unreleased#day in a life of a pretty girl#daddy issues#hayden christensen#jake gyllenhaal#buffalo 66#layla buffalo 66#the virgin suicides moodboard#the virgin suicides#sensitive era#i hate my dad#vintage americana#coquette dollete#dollette
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(kids faces are blurred for privacy)
#flashing tw#his son trying to play the guitar😭#og video isn’t mine I just found it and edited it#ray toro#i love him sm#mcr#mcr tumblr#my chemical romance#my chemical romance return#swarm tour#ray toro being a dad#danger days#my chemical romance reunion#na na na#my chem#black parade#three cheers for sweet revenge#i brought you my bullets you brought me your love#can’t remember where i found the og video but faces are shown so that’s why i haven’t given credit it’s disappeared tbh
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love you just a little too much
#messyr#pretending I dont have finals exam later morning and next week#toxic yaoi in this one chat#just one manipulative mf and another who's willing to play his game DANGEROUSLY.#doodle#artists on tumblr#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor#radioapple
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#lana unreleased#playing dangerous#coquette#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del rey#vintage americana#vintage#girlblogging#i wish i was your girl#lizzy grant#girlblogger#this is what makes us girls#cowboy aesthetic#cowgirl aesthetic#girblogger#girl blogger#lana del ray aesthetic#moodboard#girlhood#lizzy grant summer#americana#aesthetic#hell is a teenage girl#tumblr girls#im just a girl#alana champion#dream girl#summer
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luka can actually hear the background music the show puts for certain scenes so he knows the situation based on the music
#“sounds like a plot twist is coming”#“i think im in danger based on the horror music playing...”#“oh romantic scene ok”#“sad music something sad is seriously going on”#ok this is making me realize luka is just neurodivergent but he's only able to read social cues based on music so he passes as normal#anyway canon#meow#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#luka couffaine#mlb#ml#miraculous lb
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bloody beater seb🥴💞
#testosterone & adrenaline + your wifey watching you play = whatever this is#i drew this while in my hotel bed and drunk and watching love island with my roommate😍😍😍😍rate my setup#bro why is quidditch even a legal sport this is so dangerous LMAO#i guess the same could be said of football or hockey tho#literally the only reason my dad watches hockey is for the fights LMAO#we are patriotic canadians O CANADA🍁🍁🍁🍁#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#clora clemons#choccyart#drew this instead of looking for more apartments#my urge to draw quidditch seb was stronger than my urge to find a home so now i can get back so searching LMAO
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uppies
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sth#rouge the bat#shadow chao#Rouge is playing a dangerous game#she doesnt care at all#NRart#comic#team dark#team dark my beloved#but i guess Omega isnt there sorry :(#doodle#sketch
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siffrin starts the game with oddly empty pockets for a rogue who has a habit of stashing away every little trinket that isn't nailed down
and a hardy pocketwatch is an indispensable tool for oceanic navigation
#loop slinking off from the other half of the party to go jump a random rival rogue before The Morality Squad can get on their ass#anyway this is once again me playing with How To Do Comics Literally At All. no real deeper message just a random ficlet basically#ALSO YEAH. MAP MEN LINK. YOU FIND ANOTHER CONSISE EXPLAINER ON THE CHRONOMETER LOL#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat spoilers#sifloop#isat siffrin#isat odile#isat loop#lucabyteart#the compass is there mostly to make the pocket watch navigation thing more obvious + because i like the staging of loop presenting 2 items#big dipper/polaris is the most basic choice to get across NAVIGATORY USE OF CONSTELLATIONS but . beggars cant be choosers#also the return of the Vague Postcanon Loop Outfit. love to just put them in a vague toga or whatever.#implication wrt odile's questioning is they still havent come clean about anything. but she's got suspicions.#theyre playing Truth Confession Chicken. psychological warfare#+ bonus artist's insight: loop odile up top there is me channelling the pop team epic GOGOGO DANGER ZONE comic#[odile voice] careful. danger zone. [loop voice] but i love danger zone.......
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Say no to this, Bruce.
A few days ago Bruce had a fight with his sons, now he doesn't even remember why, it was probably something stupid that escalated and he didn't know how to stop it, it was probably his fault.
He was alone at the mansion, Damian was at Dick's house, Jason was ignoring him more than usual and Tim was on a case where he didn't want help, not from him at least, even Duke was away, it wasn't a good week for Bruce.
He grabbed a phone he had hidden and only took out before going to sleep alone in his room, hesitated for a few seconds and sent a message to the only number added.
His "thing" with the boy, Danny Fenton, had started four years ago, the boy was lost and Bruce found him when he coincidentally went for a walk as a civilian.
Danny was so charmed by Bruce (for some reason) that he gave him his hotel room number to keep talking about the universe, and later his home number.
Danny was a good, funny and witty kid, a very smart too, with parents who didn't deserve him because they didn't notice their son's brilliance.
Danny was a good boy with a not-so-good life, a strong, independent boy who wasn't always positive but didn't always let himself fall apart.
That's why when Danny answered his message with a call with him crying and asking for help, he could only go to his rescue without looking back, barely remembering to tell Alfred of his departure.
When he arrived he found only tragedy.
His family and friends had died, an explosion at an unfortunate time, Danny had no one in the world besides his godfather and Bruce, and he didn't want to fall into Vlad's clutches, so he was desperate.
He also told him about Phantom, and Bruce could only hug him and promise him that no one was going to find him.
The first thing that came to his mind was to take him to his mansion, Danny was like his son, it was the most logical action... except that Danny still looked up to him and trusted him a lot, and wasn't that a scary thought?
Bringing Danny to the mansion would involve many things, Danny would meet his children, which might make Danny see him differently, goodbye to his admiration and affection, goodbye to spending time "together" watching bad movies to criticize them, goodbye to quiet conversations and asking for advice, goodbye to trust.
Bringing Danny to the mansion would mean having him physically close but keeping him away in every other possible way.
"Danny doesn't want anyone else to know about Phantom." Bruce repeated to himself as he took Danny to a small, hidden apartment in Gotham, a cozy little place where Vlad wouldn't find Danny (and neither would Bruce's family).
#dp x dc#danny phantom#batman#batfam#dc#batpham#dpxdc#danny fenton#No one told Danny about dangerous strangers#“The other woman” will start playing daily at the mansion when Dick finds out.#I was listening to “Say no to this” while I was typing#Danny is going to have a lot of fun being “the other” when he finds out that his existence is a secret.#I was planning to write everything from the POV of one of the batboys but I was a coward
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I love how MXTX's first two books do not take long to show you what weirdos the main characters are. Shen Yuan was waiting his whole life to die and get transmigrated and judges other (fictional) characters for reacting to transmigration poorly. Wei Wuxian wakes up in the body of a deranged lunatic and he disguises himself by acting like a deranged lunatic and does not stop for the rest of the book
Xie Lian is a total weirdo too he's just better at hiding it
#sy plays his role like hes been waiting his whole life for it#(and in a way he did)#wwx has one mode and it's 'flirts with lwj'#xl meets one of the most dangerous beings to exist and decides they need matching friendship bracelets#mxtx#svsss#mdzs#tgcf#scum villian self saving system#mo dao zu shi#tian guan ci fu
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“Oh, let me tell you 'bout the sad man”
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my only real issue with the mappa version of levi is his side profile - they gave him a button nose 💔


#levi ackerman#attack on titan#don’t play i love him in all his forms#but he looks so sharp and dangerous in the wit style <3#especially season 3#aot#shingeki no kyojin#what doja cat said about big noses#snk#my thoughts
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Kobra “half of battery city all of the zones” Kid or somthing send post
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Bitches will create the MOST DEVASTATING STORIES KNOWN TO MAN out of 2 besties playing Minecraft together what the FUCK did they put in the water why are people making work about GoodTimesWithScar and Grian as if they’re Penelope and Odysseus the boys really saw a silly comedy and said no not sad enough we MUST fix this
#I love you bitches honest to god youre doing the lords work here#granted opening any website is like playing emotional russain roulette but ya know what that's par for the course#sometimes you gotta play dangerous games to see art that fucks like no other#hermitcraft#grian#goodtimeswithscar#life series
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