#platypus thoughts

[starry-eyed-dr]

Was watching smiling friends with someone and I saw this frame.

And for some reason my brain compelled me to make this shitpost.

Do with this what you will.

[starry-eyed-dr]

This site was once owned by a Verizon subsidiary. I urge all of you to remember how much it sucked under them. And take those feelings with you, in order to keep companies like Verizon, and the companies under their umbrella from ruining the internet in new, worse ways.

Net Neutrality is good. The open and free internet is a right all humans should have free and unfettered access to. And corpos are stinky.

Also I promise I'm working on art ive just been in a bad spot mentally as of recent.

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[cryptidjeepers]

When i was like 10 or so, my class was getting vaccines at school and i always got super nervous about them. So i sat down and was like visibly terrified so the nurse started asking me questions to distract me. With all good intentions, she looked at my shirt and asked me if i like angry birds.

This was my shirt btw

I was so offended that i started explaing who perry the platypus was. I didnt even notice her giving me the vaccine until she was putting away the needle. Moral of the story, if you want to distract a kid get something wrong about their special interest. It works everytime

[chio-chan2artbox]

Realization hit him hard

[tmmyhug]

everyone look at perry’s little emoticon signature right now

[starry-eyed-dr]

I was wondering what that fucking clown was about.

This is why I'll always block ads, why I'll never buy "premium" membership to a social media site, and quite frankly, why I think its cool to steal from large multi-national corporations.

I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today

[gaycavendish]

freddy fazbear

[giantroboticplatypusbutt218]

I think one of my favorite aspects of Phineas and Ferb is that the entire cast is a perfect example of the One Degree of Separation trope.

By it's very nature, I literally can't state how many connections each character has to each other or I'd be here all day, but it's wild.

I will talk about my favorite little example of it, though. So, Stacy knows Perry's secret identity thanks to a technicality stopping her from getting mind wiped after seeing him in action. That on it's own is funny, but she's also friends with Candace (Perry's owner who he needs to hide his identity from) and Vanessa (who also knows his identity as he fights her dad), which is hilarious. In this trio of teen girls only Candace doesn't know that her pet is a secret agent.

[starry-eyed-dr]

All throughout my childhood I've had numerous brushes with death in relation to water. I've nearly drowned so many times that I've simply stopped counting. But I still love swimming. You're looking at a character who is quite literally ready and willing to face that which nearly killed him many times. He didn't gain a fear of fire. He learned to respect it. He learned to live in spite of the damage it caused him in the same way Fizzarolli learned to live with his injuries. They both pick themselves up and refuse to let their fears control them.

I'm fully willing to admit that there are glaring mistakes in this show. But projects can and will CHANGE while IN PROGRESS. And Viv and her team ARE HUMAN BEINGS TRYING THEIR BEST TO MAKE SOMETHING. We get it. Viv left out Barbie. But the episode that she's in she explicitly tells Blitzo he wants nothing to do with him. Ever again. She left a HUGE story telling opportunity on the table.

BUT THERE'S MORE EPISODES COMING. BARBIE MOST LIKELY WILL BE BACK. AND IM WILLING TO BET ON THIS STATEMENT BECAUSE WE JUST GOT AN EPISODE ABOUT A MAIN CHARACTER FIXING HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE HE HURT IN THE PAST (on accident). THE SNAKE IMP GUY? HE CAME BACK OUT OF NOWHERE. PATIENCE MOTHERFUCKERS. George Lucas said he had a plan with Jar Jar and his fucking fans got in the way and booed him so much that he backed down and changed the entire plot to appease his fanbase. And look where we are now. The fucking bad timeline with a bitch mouse sitting on his throne squeezing blood from the petrified corpse of Star Wars. And honestly, I'm hoping Vivzie doesn't do this, even if only out of pure spite for her fanbase. Because quite frankly, I'm tired of seeing/hearing this shit constantly when you people look at final works in relation to WIP shots. Let the woman cook. If it ends up tasting like shit, then fine. There's other shit to watch. But let her finish making the fucking meal before you yell for the fucking chef. Fuck this shit I'm gonna go back to simping for toxic positivity Eggman.

Actually hold on. Lemme imitate you guys. "0/10 ep! Where was Andrealphus??? Why Stella still stupid??? Uh GHHRrRUurhh>???? Y Loomba no have stable boifwemd and proper emotional growth yet? MOXIE IS ABUSIVE CAUSE OF THE GIRLBOSS EP. THEY SHOULD BREAK UP, NOW!" MAD ABOUT IT??? GO MAKE A FUCKING AU TO SATISFY YOURSELF. SONIC FANS BEEN DOIN THIS SHIT FOR YEARS. ONLY WAY VIV COULD STOP YOU IS BY CUTTING YOUR HANDS OFF. AND I DON'T THINK SHE'S THE KIND OF PERSON TO DO SO.

Alright. Sorry for getting angy. Bye now.

Helluva Boss was NOT planned out very well.

You'd think that with Blitzo being traumatized by a fire that he (accidentally) caused, that he'd be more wary about starting or being around fires, right?

Wrong.

Even in Loo Loo Land, where he sets the CIRCUS on fire with GREEN hellfire and watched the body of Fizzarolli be burnt alive again? Barely any reaction!

What happened? Did the writers forget, or was Blitzo's backstory not planned before Season 1 started?

[thelampisaflashlight]

Dew, rolling the whiteboard in: "I'm only going over this one more time; Rain is like a shark. He's all water ghoul all the time, he's also a salt water variant, hence shark." -he doodles a little Rain with a shark outfit on- "I'm a hybrid water and fire ghoul, fresh water variant. Some people associate me with frogs, but that would only apply to earth water hybrids." Swiss, taking notes: "Okay, so what animal are you then, smart guy?" Dew, flips the whiteboard around: "The great and noble platypus." Swiss: "...I hate that that actually tracks."

[starry-eyed-dr]

I recently realized its easier for me to draw if I'm making memes and shitposts.

But I want to make serious plot driven stuff too ;w;

Anyway here's this.

[totaleclipse573]

CRYING THE MENTAL IMAGE

[probablybadrpgideas]

Hippogriff, but it's half duck, half beaver.

Platypus

[pnfc]

im writing platypus on platypus yaoi, lol, and it's so much fun getting to write this kind of thing, exploring their electrosensory abilities... is it extremely obvious i like this species (it is the best animal)

[chio-chan2artbox]

🩵💜

[mammalsofaction]

Every day i yearn for a human Perry meta fic post that fills me with as much joy and validation as that one post by @agentlizardofowca asking what everyone thinks human Perry's age was and almost every single person answered it was between 35 to 40.