#im perrys strongest soldier
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When i was like 10 or so, my class was getting vaccines at school and i always got super nervous about them. So i sat down and was like visibly terrified so the nurse started asking me questions to distract me. With all good intentions, she looked at my shirt and asked me if i like angry birds.
This was my shirt btw
I was so offended that i started explaing who perry the platypus was. I didnt even notice her giving me the vaccine until she was putting away the needle. Moral of the story, if you want to distract a kid get something wrong about their special interest. It works everytime
#went as perry for halloween one year and someone thought i was a duckm literally ruined my night#im perrys strongest soldier#pnf#perry the platypus#needle tw#tw needle#<just added
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Christina perri jar of hearts my beloved. One time i shared a Sakura from naruto themed amv on facebook publicly to my family. Im gods strongest soldier.
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