#platonic grumbo

[purrrrplecats]

oh no i found it

the in correct quote generato-

(there a lot so if you don't want to read lots don't click keep reading)(theres loads i think 50-)

Scar: Grian and I are so close we even share a toothbrush. Grian: We what?

(he appoligised abt the joke later on.)

Mumbo: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

Grian: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend. Scar: Yeah? Grian: Bitch.

Mumbo: Is… Is that meant to be on fire? Grian: No… not really. Mumbo: Are you going to do something about it? Grian: Hm… nah.

Grian: Your future self is talking shit about you right now. Scar: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

Pearl: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

Pearl: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts! Grian: Eyy, that’s the spirit! Pearl: gasps whErE???!!!??

Impulse: So I have made the decision to trust you. Grian: A horrible decision, really.

Grian: Gem, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Gem: No, it’s mine. Grian: It… looks just like the one I have… Gem: You don’t have one like this anymore.

(its and mug with pink and blue snails on it.)

Gem: This should be illegal! Pearl: It is.

Pearl: Okay, let's split 'em up and make 'em sing. Impulse: Two of you take Gem, the other two take Grian. Scar: Right. Bad cop, good cop. Mumbo: You know, it's interesting that they say "bad cop, good cop," because policing in this country is so broken it's really just "bad cop, bad cop". Impulse: Scar, you're with them. Scar: Got it.

Grian: Norwegia. Is. Not. A. COUNTRY! Scar: Then where are Norwegian people from!? Impulse: NORWAY!!

Impulse: Would you slap Pearl- Grian: Yes. Impulse: I didn't even finish! Grian: Sorry, continue. Impulse: Would you slap Pearl for 10 dollars? Grian: I would do it for free. Pearl: Rude…

(you could also swap Grian and Pearl around because I mean, SKYLINGS)

Grian: If you want my advice- Pearl: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. Grian: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me. Scar: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

Scar, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. Impulse: But how- Scar, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

Gem: I am strong! I beat Grian at arm wrestling! Impulse: Anyone can beat Grian at arm wrestling! Grian: Hey-

(sure Impulse sure-)

Gem: Grian, I am nothing if not a Woman of principle. Gem: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Pearl: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles? Gem: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

(again you could swap them around)

Pearl: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Mumbo: Those are Pokemon cards. Pearl: You got a magikarp. Mumbo: … Pearl: It means 'fuck you'.

Grian: Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere Gem: Where did you get that? Grian: My pocket. Gem: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Grian: Skills.

Scar: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

Scar: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Impulse: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Impulse: SCAR IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Impulse: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

Gem: Hey Pearl, check out this funny .GIF I found! Pearl: It’s pronounced “jif”. Gem: Huh? Pearl: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so. Gem: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format. Pearl: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”. Gem: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different! Pearl: It’s exactly the same! Gem: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”. Pearl: Gentrification. Gem: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco. Pearl: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)! Gem: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”! Gem: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym? Pearl: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Gem: Huh. Didn’t know that. Gem: You’re still wrong, though. Pearl: You just hate me because I’m right. Gem: I just hate you in general. Pearl: You mean in “geh-neral”? Gem: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!

Scar: What's worse than a heartbreak? Grian: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Mumbo: Waking up in the morning. Gem: Waking up.

Scar: I love you. Grian: Me too.

Grian: Fight me! Scar: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring Scar: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

Pearl: What’s your favorite color? Gem: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Pearl: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Gem: My favorite color is pink.

Grian: Do you love me? Mumbo: We’re literally married. Grian: Yeah, but as friends or—

(logic is that Waffle duo got married as a bit like Clingy duo (Tubbo and Tommy) but G is like Tommy and doesn't want to get a divorce because he wants to commit it the bit.)

Grian: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Pearl: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real. Grian: They're not. Pearl: Haha, very funny. Grian: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Pearl: No… what happened? Grian: …Why would you fall for this again-

Scar: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Gem: Bees? Scar: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Gem: Wait- Impulse approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly

Scar: Mx. Grian, I accidentally dropped my seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a lemon tree grow inside my belly? Grian: Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel? Scar: Yes. Grian: Grian: Alright, let's go to the nurse.

Grian: Some people are like slinkies. Pearl: What? Grian: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Pearl: Pearl: Please don't push Scar down the stairs. Grian, pushing Scar down the stairs: Too late.

Pearl: You’re just being paranoid. Again. Scar: When have I been paranoid? Pearl: Um, when you first met Gem you thought they were an undercover cop…? Scar: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera! Pearl: And last year you were sure Impulse was a mermaid! Scar: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?! Later, when Scar’s theory is proven wrong Pearl: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Scar: I still think Impulse is a mermaid.

Grian: Scar, Pearl keeps bullying me at school. Scar: Ask your teacher for help. The next day… Grian, to their teacher: Will you help me beat up Pearl?

Pearl: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

Scar: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

(same quote 2 times in a row!?!?!)

Impulse, near tears: Please, Grian, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

Gem: I need to dye my hair. Impulse: … Gem: Or get another tattoo. Impulse: … Gem: Or a new piercing. Impulse: Why? Gem: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Grian: aggressively throws pencil at Scar Grian, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.

(Double Life = soulmates)

Scar : So you like cats? Grian: Yeah. Scar : tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table

Impulse: What have you done with Scar ?

Grian: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

Pearl: Scar , let’s go! Grian : Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter. Pearl: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance. Grian : What-? Pearl: Mom, Dad, Scar smoked pot in college. Grian : You are such a tattletale! Grian : Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Jimmy who was smoking the pot but… It was me. I’m sorry. Pearl: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, Grian did. Grian : Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Pearl did. Pearl: Grian hasn’t worked for a year! Grian : Pearl and Gem are living together! Pearl: Grian married Scar in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN! Jimmy: I love Jacques Cousteau! Etho: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle! Doc: I wanna gooo!!

(I changed some names, aka added Doc, Etho and Jimmy, also Etho is the mum Docs the dad, and Tim is ofc the younger brother.) (the family situation is defo not from TTSBC)

Mumbo: I will send my army to attack! Mumbo: releases a dumpster of raccoons

Gem, throwing their head into Pearl's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Pearl, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

(awwwwww)

Squad is playing Among Us Grian: I believe Pearl is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Mumbo, what were you doing? Mumbo: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!

(I was gonna change Pearl to Scar and change Mumbo to Impulse because Impulsetor)

Pearl, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out? Grian: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

[crispycheeto364]

Made Grian, Mumbo, and myself in gatcha life. They are so stinking cute!

[reading-writing-dying]

Chapter two of my Cuteguy/Hotguy lovesquare fic is up now!

[stressmonster101]

reminder that the grian/mumbo insanity isn't one-sided. mumbo is just as insane about grian as grian is about him. he hasn't admitted to living to annoy him and attempted to summon him to the server after a week of being without him and willingly based no more than 500 blocks from him for 4 seasons straight for you people to act as though grian is the only ill one between them! they're Both fucking crazy.

[shreddies-scribbles]

grian carrying mumbo superman and batman style !!!

[clown-horn]

the summoning ritual bit is so funny

[kamisden]

finally got around to drawing these two lads

[waytooobsessedwithmcyt]

Shipping characters not in a "I think they are together" way but a "I want to watch their relationship crumble as their love turns to hatred"

[theryu]

wild life c!buttercup trio feels so love angle imo

i just know mumbo and grian are so boyfriends, MARRIED EVEN. And from what I've heard, Scar is very much yearning for Grian (the "he cant leave the desert", the snail session?? "oh its grians snail!" and whatever scar said when grian spawned in his bed and a lot more) but honestly, Grian doesnt seem to reciprocate it, not as much as Scar does at least. Grian does care and interact with Scar but it feels more. platonic??? i might be biased but i know when i see it

anyway, i love grumbo

[angeart]

grumbo week 2024 — #2 - hybrids

yes. yes i could not resist this one. boatem circus!

did you know it was mumbo who coaxed grian on stage in scar's circus? and who then acted as his safety net during performances?

<3

-- prompts by @grumboweek

[crispycheeto364]

Working on a new fic with baby gri

Posted first chapter just now

If you have a problem with age regression please just scroll! :)

[mcytshipsandmore]

everyday i miss s6 polytechs (grian x mumbo x iskall) THEY WERE SO BOYFRIENDS

qpr polytechs where grian and iskall are both dating mumbo but not dating each other <33

Grian and iskall making out with mumbo jumbo in the sloppiest way and then high fivint eachother afterwards in 4k HD

WHO SAID THAT!!!!😨😨😨😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

WHO SAID THAT SPEAK UP 🫵💀🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[stiffyck]

I started coloring it and decided I’m too tired for that so. Here are the buttercups cuddles.

Bonus coloured in scar I managed to do before my eyes started closing:

[ahllohehn]

What are the names of everyone's weapons?

Idk I don't put much thought into their weapons aside from the fact that they just have it. Most of it would just be named after what the mcyters already name their tools for fun.

So, no, I'm not gonna be naming literally everyone's weapons, but here's some of them. (Below)

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Etho has a Serrated Stygian Iron Schimtar named Worldeater, but he barely says the name 'cause he got teased for being so cheesy about it (Yes, he has a flower string charm attached to its handle because he refused Gem's offer of having pins and instead gets string charms)

Bdubs was gifted Kronos' scythe after the Hephaestus kids stole it from under the gods' noses for Etho initially. He named it Timeteller since he relates to Etho for being cheesy with naming.

Ren, from his first portrait, has a bident/two-pronged spear decorated to look like a dog. When Ren is in use of Ares' blessing, the bident would react and also turn red. Although Ren rarely gets Ares' blessing at all, he decided to name it Red Winter due to it.

Grian and Joel have the most concerning weapon names as they don't stick to one, the same way they don't stick to the same weapons everytime. It's like if you ask your friend what their wifi password is and they tell you the most concerning password like: 12345678timmysucks.

But Grian, at one point, just had a dagger he called I Miss Mumbo and Mumbo would have to literally sit through an entire conversation of Grian trying to talk about upgrades on his weapons with "I Miss Mumbo" coming up every 10 words. Mumbo confiscated it for his sanity, not that it stopped Grian from going "give me back I Miss Mumbo!"

Iskall barely fights but his weird chosen weapon is a pickaxe called Diorite Destroyer.

Pearl has a silver bow inherited from the Hunters named Crescent, in reference to how she got the bow but also because of how the bow was shaped.

Stress has a crystal shield she named Spotlight that she uses to reflect light and blind enemies.

Skizz uses an enchanted curved double sided sword that could be used as a bow. He named it the Silencer since his favorite activity with his weapon is shooting at people and going "Quiet you!"

[hazelnutsummer]

Very busy rn so here’s a bit from April.

[starlightzora]

OuGGGHHH THE GRUMBO INTERACTION HAS ME ON MY FUCKING KNEES

IVe missed them so dearly, and ough it's so good to have them back, I love them, it might be the only interaction they have in 3 months but WE GOT THEK BACK FOR A BIT!!! ND IT FELT FOR THE MOST PART GOOD!!!,,,OUGHHH MUMBO PLEASE STOP IGNORING GRIANS MSGS I NEED YOU TWO TO BE INSANE OVER EACH OTHER AGAIN I NEED OT LIVE ON VIDEO PLEASE