#platonic baes

[ashenquill]

Dick, annoyed that he can’t figure out what’s wrong with his escrima’s taser: What do you WANT FROM ME

Jason, overhearing: Firstborn. And some Tostitos. Not necessarily in that order.

Tim, not looking up: Crazy Uber Eats order

Steph: the fuck is wrong with you people?

[thegardenofbae]

Self care can look like this 😴🌙💐

But it can also look like this. Sometimes the best way to care for your spirit is to surround yourself with people who love you and pour into you 🤍✨

So I encourage you, while you’re cultivating and curating your individual self-care routines, to remember to leave time and room for cultivating life-giving friendships.

[spidey-bie]

A/N: This is gonna be very self indulgent. Also I've never written headcanons before so bare with me. Also disabled was too wide of a field so I narrowed it down to just joint issues/chronic pain.

Hobie With a Disabled S/O or Friend:

I can definitely see him helping you decorate your mobility aids with different cpunk slogans. Much to the dismay of your family.

"Oh honey you got a new sticker on your cane, what does it say?"

"Big Pharma can suck my dick."

"Oh....that's nice."

His hands are probably rough but I guarantee you that this man gives the best massages. You just tell him what's hurting and he's got you.

If you're having a bad pain day and you don't feel like moving he'll bring you what you need and just vibe with you in bed all day.

"Don't you have to go into HQ today?"

"And leave you here to fend for yourself? Come off it luv."

Always keeps some sort of pain reliever on hand whether it's medicine or homemade ice/heat packs.

He steals your medicine for you if you can't afford it. (Honestly he probably still does even if you can. People should never have to pay so that they don't suffer.)

Definitely helps you on your wash days when your joint pain flares up.

Despite him and his damn long legs he makes sure to match your pace when you both walk together.

He'll side eye you at first but he'd carry you if you asked him too (this is for me)

"Hobie please? My ankles hurt. It'll just for a couple minutes." 🥺

"Bug we could just sit down and rest for a minute if you're in pain."

"And here I thought that Spiderman was supposed to be strong. It's fine. I'll ju-"

He picks you up and slings you over his shoulders like a sack of potatos.

"This isn't what I meant and you know it."

He laughs and then he carries you correctly.

Actively advocates with you for your needs and rights.

Also after he introduces you to Sun Spider y'all become close friends who exchange tips.

E/N: I spent most of my time watching YouTube videos of the same clips of Hobie from the movie over and over again instead of writing this so yay. Hope you like and reblog this. Might write some more idk.

[scatterpatter]

I could NOT wait till i got home to doodle this

[jazzy-man13]

So I drew my girlfriend or whatever

[roryyyn]

My persona from One Piece (Aurora or Rorynn). The (biological) daughter of the famous Yonko. Red-Head Shanks. That the pussy’s too scared to even to talk to her own dad or meet him.

[churrobear]

[sylviaplathenthusiast]

sirius: everyone who thinks they love you better than me can suck my dick

remus: jealous petty little man

sirius: its not jealousy its putting them in their place. i dont get jealous i just need people to recognise that me and them are not the same and never could be

remus: well them thinking that is just stupidity

sirius: exactly. im helping them grow

[natisanightmare]

When your best friend likes all your posts and comments on some when you're feeling down and it makes you feel all warm and giddy because someone noticed you didn't feel good

:((<3 (I'm talking about this amazing guy right here @omgkjuno )

I swear a million appreciation posts could never do you justice to just how awesome you are to not only me, but everyone you love! Thank you for sticking around I love you 😸

Not to mention... THIS GUY IS EXTREMELY GORGEOUS?? give me your skin NOW I want to wear it

Best wife (/p) ever yall

[haveihitanerve]

okay but not Roland now singing 'i want the perfect body' instead of 'i got the perfect body' when he sings the cover for Radioheads creep

[silvanusx]

⠂⩇⩇1 ᱺ Hajun Yeon with an amab!reader who cares about him

━━━ Summary﹕Platonic headcanon with amab!reader and Hajun, brief mention of the bad habit of eating little. Amab!reader is also part of BAE after Anne, mention of Allen and Anne.

━━ Note﹕I love Hajun, I just want to adore him and destroy him... anyway

Before you arrived, he was practically the unofficial chef of the house, preparing meals for those two idiots (Allen and Anne). Aware that, without him, these two fools would sustain themselves on fast food.

Despite his hectic schedule as a model, diligent student, and athlete, he lost himself in taking care of those two fools, forgetting even his own basic needs. Breakfast and lunch were luxuries he rarely allowed himself.

But that was before, before you arrived.

Hajun entered, freeing himself from the early morning sweat. Although the tempting aroma of the kitchen caught his attention, he kicked off his sneakers and walked barefoot into the main living area and kitchen.

He found you there, with your back turned, engrossed in the task of stirring something in the pan. The enticing aroma led him to believe that something more elaborate was underway, but he soon discovered it was just a simple scrambled egg.

"Morning." greeted Hajun, approaching calmly as he let out a sigh. You briefly turned your head to acknowledge his presence before focusing again on preparing the food.

"Good morning, Hajun. After your shower, could you wake up those two?" Your voice resonated naturally as you handled the sausages in another pan, cutting them almost in half.

Hajun remained silent, perhaps relieved at the prospect of not having to take charge of the kitchen. He resigned silently and headed towards his room, strangely obeying your orders.

Before, his main concern was feeding those two "idiots"; the only time he ate during the day was at dinner with Allen and Anne.

Hajun started to notice that throughout the day, you appeared with plates of fruit or snacks specifically prepared for him, proving to be observant enough to notice his habit of eating sparingly.

At first, Hajun would reject it, perhaps to maintain appearances, but you didn't insist either. You simply left the plate near him or within sight, blending it into his surroundings. Initially, he avoided touching what you prepared, unless Allen or Anne approached and tried to grab a part of the snack that you had exclusively set aside for him.

"This is mine." declared Hajun with a smile, taking the plate of chopped fruit with frozen chocolate from Allen's hand.

"Don't be mean, invite me!" Insisted Allen, leaning in to grab one. However, Hajun gave him a shove, causing him to fall to the ground and receiving a displeased look from Allen.

Hajun finally picked up a strawberry and placed it in his mouth, savoring the cold and gently sweet texture of the chocolate coating.

"You have hands; you have everything to do it... prepare one yourself." He said simply. He settled comfortably with crossed legs, continuing his meal in front of a disdainful Allen. Hajun only grinned, openly mocking Allen.

As the days passed, instead of rejecting them, Hajun simply nodded. He didn't accept directly, feigning indifference toward the snack you prepared for him. When you left, he started to eat, not because he enjoyed that treatment, of course not. He just did it so that the food you specifically prepared for him wouldn't go to waste.

Days slipped into weeks, and weeks turned into months. The routine solidified: whenever Hajun skipped a meal, you appeared with a snack or even more. He, being kind enough, accepted them. However, don't get your hopes up thinking he accepted your snacks willingly; he did it out of pity.

Almost without realizing it, Hajun began to eagerly anticipate your snacks. What bothered him the most was that Allen and Anne, upon noticing this, started asking you for snacks, desiring the same exclusive treatment that you gave him.

He wasn't upset, could he be upset just because you were kind enough to do the same for those two idiots by giving them snacks? It's absurd to think that his displeasure had anything to do exclusively with the snacks that were once only for him.

One weekend, for the first time, you forgot to prepare a snack for Hajun.

If he didn't have breakfast, by 10, he would usually have his regular snack. Having forgotten to eat breakfast, he considered his other option: that you would arrive and provide his usual snack.

But that never happened.

Around 11, Hajun began to suspect that something was wrong. He left his room and found you asleep on the couch, lying on your side with a relaxed expression.

For some reason, Hajun held his breath for a moment. The fact that you had unconsciously accustomed him to those little snacks, and today he didn't have one, created a strange sense of anxiety.

Although his heart softened upon realizing that nothing serious had happened, only that you had fallen asleep, for a moment, he wondered if maybe... you had grown tired of preparing those snacks, of giving him that special treatment.

Hajun felt reassured by sensing your genuine concern, even if he never expressed it directly. However, when you didn't do it today, he simply thought that, in the end, you might have found it... unnecessary to do it for him.

[rumplestiltsbear]

taylor swift needs to write a song called “queen of the north”

[nothing-but-luv-for-you]

💜💛💘💪👑

AWWHH, DEWY YOU SWEETHEART !! <33 thank you !!

[spidey-bie]

Hobie with a friend or s/o who's afraid of needles anyone?

TW: Needles of course

Hobie hooks you up with someone that he's close with to ease your anxiety.

Whether if it's for a shot, a piercing, or a tattoo he somehow knows a guy.

He's helping to calm you down before you go in.

Also he'll definitely go in with you if you ask him to.

(This next paragraph is for me. IDC.)

"I know I should be over this by now. I mean I'm grown but I still can't even get a simple shot by mys-"

Your vision started to blur and your breaths were uneven.

"Lovely." He holds you close to his chest.

"You're so brave. Y'know that yeah?" He pauses and looks down at you.

"Couldn't be more proud of you facing your fears and all that."

He knows so many breathing exercises since he has to constantly keep calm in his symbiote riddled world.

Hobie will keep you distracted making sure that you never get a glimpse of the needle.

Before, during, and after the process he'll keep your eyes on him.

He'll gently playing with your fingers or talk to you about anything to keep your mind off off of.

If you're incredibly terrified, like me, and you just wish someone would hold you as you cry you'll be getting the shot while sitting in his lap.

If you're getting a tattoo or a piercing, and you choose to get it done by a professional same procedure.

Even if you're sitting there for hours on end he'll keep your mind occupied. He'll sing to you knowing that his terrible voice with make you laugh.

Also Hobie will just give you a piercing himself if you ask.

"Ducky, do you want me to count down o-"

"Nope. Just do it."

A/N: I used more slang this time. Typing this with shaking fingers since I have to go in to get blood work later today. My arms still hurt from the 2 shots I got Friday. I was near tears just from those. I was supposed to get blood work done at the same place but after pricking me twice I was told that I have deep veins so I have to go to another place. I wanna live out my "I'm getting every piercing under the sun" phase but idk how I'm gonna deal with the needle.

[bonezhead]

hey tumblr algorithm ( with extreme hypnotic rizz )

i needed to draw him angelic, just once, and i don’t regret it

i love near so much, if near has 0 fans i’m 7ft under because he’s my bro he’s my guy i’m his hype man i’ll support him till the day i die

i’ve been experimenting with lighting in my art more, please lmk if you like the change in my art! <3

[cerealandchoccymilk]

the wlm mlm solidarity in bae and my attraction to hobie brown