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rumplestiltsbear · 1 year ago

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taylor swift needs to write a song called “queen of the north”

#for her bae sophie #taylor swift #sophie turner #but what if they were gay #idk what i’m saying just like #think about it #they would be such a power couple #platonically too #:)

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baltharino · 3 months ago

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

#she invented BDE & turned me gay all in one scene.. her power #pirates of the caribbean #filmedit #movieedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #filmtv #cinematv #cinemapix #perioddramaedit #live action #potc #elizabeth swann #keira knightley #the curse of the black pearl #gif #gifset #do NOT keep a running score of how many women i claim 'turned me gay'#what i actually mean is 'childhood crushes i didnt realise were crushes at the time' alas that is not funny to say

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catsharky · 2 years ago

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Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.

Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.

(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)

#totk spoilers #loz totk #sidlink #link x sidon #totk yona #totk link #totk sidon #tears of the kingdom #I love Yona I adore her design oh my god #If I were to create a Zelda-sona it'd basically just be her with different clothes so I'm contractually obligated to love her #But Nintendo trying to give Sidon a case of the not-gays with her is hilarious #The man greets his fiancée like a coworker and then turns around to explode with adoration over Link in the same breath #This is either a Lavender Marriage or a case of 'every royal Zora finds Link irresistible'. I like both but prefer the former #Like. Yona meets Zelda once things are settled and gets all flustered and tongue tied #and neither Sidon or Link have any idea what's going on because they share 1 braincell #which is used exclusively for fighting really good #sharky art #zelda comic

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cthulhum · 7 months ago

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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

#supernatural #dean winchester #spn #destiel #castiel #deancas #misha collins #im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars #this is crazy #i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional #i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose #they knew what they were doing #but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like #if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS #like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say #there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel #im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock #ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part #everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused #like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything #and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years #that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏

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skkpaws · 8 months ago

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i just learned that bsd is on netflix in some countries and These are two of the thumbnails you can get for it. like Ok might as well slap on the LGBT category while you’re at it god damn

#like surely they knew what they were doing #one cover where two people are angrily staring at each other with their faces inches apart is one thing #BUT TWO?#stole these from twt the @‘s are in the alt text #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd kunikida #chuuya nakahara #kunikida doppo #dazai osamu #bungou gay dogs #soukoku #kunidazai

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flowersandfashion · 8 months ago

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hot twink is tied up and penetrated

A Collection of Homoerotic Paintings of Saint Sebastian

Carlo Saraceni, c. 1610 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1620 /// Guido Reni, c. 1625 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1625 /// Louis Finson, c. 1613 /// François-Guillaume Ménageot, c. 1760 /// Guido Reni, c. 1615 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1620

#academic writings about saint sebastian are so funny cos they're all like:#'yeah he isn't a very important catholic figure or anything. renaissance artists just really liked painting him. hmmm'#the bottom left one. he doesn't even have any arrows. dude you didn't even try to hide what you were doing #renaissance art #renaissance #baroque #baroque art #saint sebastian #gay #< I hope my gay brothers appreciate this #art #oil painting #catholic art

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introspectivememories · 3 months ago

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was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-

#edit: tinytauris fact checked my post and they sang 'hello' not someone like you & it was 'your big monster' not eggplant #everyday i think about the fact that yukierre should've been what lestappen is now #i should be able to go on the yukierre tag on ao3 and it should say 'showing 1-20 of 6745'#they were genuinely so fuckingg weird about each otherrrrrr #im being so serious when i say that if they ever came out as gay/bi/whatever i really wouldnt be surprised #literally just 'okay?? fork spotted in kitchen cmon now' moment #anyway i think about that moment on the bus soooo often #will you miss me? / maybe for 2-3 minutes / ill take that then. even if it's just for 2-3 minutes ill take that #hwat the FUCK #i was going 'gay gay homosexual' everytime i saw them together #yukierre #yuki tsunoda #pierre gasly #also im like 90% sure that everyting i worte down actually happened but if i wrote smth down that didnt happen #and my yukierre infested brain just conjured up please let me know #also ive had this is in my drafts foreverrrr (re: since july) so if this has already been done im so sorry #i always feel like such a loser making posts about driver relationships lol #like 'oh look at that weirdo that got too invested in people she doesn't even know'#whatever im getting to introspective now #1k

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darkmuffinstudios · 1 month ago

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I love playing audience anarchy with my friends on VRC :3

@vettryce @chiib-foxx-artz

#darkzyx #undertale au #undertale fandom #killer sans #cross sans #utmv #nightmare sans #sanscest #yeah this is gay keep scrolling #criller #kross ship #cross x killer #we were playing roles that were husband and wife #and someone in the audience typed what is said on the apron #and when I read my line I couldn’t stop wheeze laughing #vrchat #vrc Undertale #audience anarchy

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zivikel · 8 months ago

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Oh dear my gorgeous babies, I’m so happy they got the happiest possible ending they deserved 💜💜💜

I am so not empty inside

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sofuss-y · 4 months ago

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i love them so dearly....im so heartbroken they didnt even kiss like not even once not even a little bit...... (NO SPOILERS HERE DW!!!! ^_^)

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ex-jock-enthusiast · 2 months ago

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The incomparable @basquebeef has fattened up fast, and in the company of thegrowingrussian, he shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon!

#bulk #bulking #ex jock #exjock #hunky to chunky #fittofat #male gainer #belly #weight gain #gay gainer #dadbod #chunky #fat kink #beer belly #how many members of this friend group became gainers like. simultaneously #and its all genuine unlike SOME group gainers i could mention #but like. what was the process #were they just grabbing coffee when someone said hey ive got a wacky idea

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tamanegi-san · 3 months ago

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its 3 am and I have offerings

have these late night conjured head cannons of mine for next chapter if Asagiri decides to pan back over to meursault

#bsd #bsd fanart #bungo gay dogs #bsd shitpost #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #skk #soukoku #bsd sigma #bsd nikolai #bsd fyodor #'“fyodor”'s arm #these were meant to be lazy doodles idk why I fully rendered them #but have them anyway :)#English is out the window #ok ok so #hear me out on the olympics thing #what else would Nikolai be doing with fyodor 's arm in Europe

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thatshadowcomic · 4 months ago

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Anointing

Something to hold you guys over until the next pages. Anoint is fun to say.

OP, what?? Let me explain:

This was partly inspired by another comic, got me thinking of how anointing worked. People kinda do this too, stealing your partners jacket for example.

Anointing is when hedgehogs find a smell they like (in some cases a poison) and proceed to lick it and create a saliva foam before covering their spines in the smell/spit.

Scientists don't really understand it but it may have a role in removing parasites, mating behavior or something to do with predators. Free lore.

Mobian 'hogs do it too, but a little less messy...

A special oil in their quills is released as they rub their spines together and even non-hedgehogs mobians can smell it when up close. It's a way to broadcast their partnership, with some considering it a huge leap in a relationship. Many just kinda do it without thinking, as they cuddle.

What do they smell like? Im not joking:

If sonic smells like citrus and leather (official perfume) and shadow smells like lavender (also canon) and coffee (coffee because oils in the espresso beans he canonically eats), do you think they would smell like Lady Gray tea with a hint of smoke or a dark musk underneath?

#its my AU and I can do whatever I want (insane laughing)#im an animal nerd #I love adding animal facts for mundane world building #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonic x shadow #shadow #shadonic #sonadow #sonadow comic #gay #sfw #comic #what are they doing #and they were room mates

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puppyeared · 11 months ago

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