#plate of pasta

[jelly-fish-wishes]

LET HIM EAT 😭

[theskyisthelimit06]

"So sad they don't make drivers like these anymore."

Literally what's inside a Classic F1 driver's head:

[classycoffeesublime]

Anything food related >>

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Howdy and Barnaby Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene. *Poofs away, never to be seen again*

when they ordered the 'endless spaghetti' they thought it meant free refills

[23fallencomets]

guess who decided to show signs of life 😙

[meandtheveggies]

dinner date 🤎

[coridallasmultipass]

HAPPY 413! Here's more of the [non-Sburb AU] Filipino/multiracial Striders I write and draw. Bitter melon was on sale in the store, so I bought a ton, and I was like, 'How can I make this Homestuck content?' Lol. I like the taste, but I thought it would be funny to have Bro bully Dave into eating it as a punishment for being a sneaky vegetable-hating teen. (Good thing Lil Cal is always there to keep an eye on him when Bro is out.)

Idk, mostly wanted to draw the food, bc bitter melon looks so fun when it's sliced like that.

Bro and Dave are both trans men.

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[Dave walks in on Bro cooking. Lil Cal is seated at the table already.] Dave: the fuck- what are you cooking Bro: Ginisang ampalaya. Heard you're not eatin' your veggies. Dave: cal... fuckin snitch Bro: HEY. Dave: seriously what is that alien dick Dave: ugh its all bumpy too Bro: Bitter melon. It tastes like cucumber skin, but has a better texture. Dave: fuckin gross Bro: What, are you a fuckin' pussy? Too white to try pagkaing Pilipino? ["Filipino food"] Dave: damn right if it involves warty dick-cumbers Dave: aint filipino no more Dave: gonna have to hog the white genes on this Bro: Here. Prob want some cock sauce on that. [The food has crisp bitter melon, melted tomatoes, and scrambled eggs.] Dave: ugh do i have to eat it Bro: Yes. [Everyone is seated at the table. 'Cock sauce' is Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle.] Dave: oh its not bad Dave: ... [The bitterness sets in.] Lil Cal: HAA HAA Dave: is this even edible Bro: Sure is. [Bro eats it normally.] And if I hear you're not eating your vegetables... Well, I'll just have to cook more of the same thing dad used to make me. There's enough to last all week. Dave: ...fuck Bro: Eat up. It's healthy. Dave: please dont make me eat this Dave: ill eat any other vegetables ok? just not this Bro: That's what I wanna hear. But you're still finishing this one. For throwing out all that food. Dave: ugh END.

[pastafossa]

PASTA LOOK WHAT I FOUND

LOOKIT DEM PECS! 😍

I honestly LOVE that our babe is becoming mainstream, WE NEVER HAD DD ON A FUCKING SODA BOTTLE WHEN THE SHOW WAS ON. THE LEVEL OF FUCKING NORMALIZATION FOR OUR DEVIL, YES, MORE, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

[momotonescreaming]

Picky eater Robin and Steve who'll eat literally anything. They balance each other out

The perfect pair

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/C_qgGvxIM_U/?igsh=MTdud2hhbm5xeGIwOQ==

[qzse-rtv]

I dont think im real

[culinaryplating]

[spiderwarden]

Minthara arriving to the epilogue party with @avernusfuries from the hells and she walks past everyone and goes straight to stuffing her face with food and drink.

[the-pardon-my-french]

Yup dinner was amazing. <3

[phantomknights]

guy tapping head image. i can make anything into a bowl meal

[harperandhudson]