#plants mannn

[berryblu-soda]

im not insane for wanting to start tomatoes by this time of year i think, winter temps hit late december/ early january and the absolute lowest is like 10c, i trust them o7

[pocketgalaxies]

beau going full overexcited stoned frat guy rn

[a-little-monotonous]

i. lost peanut. um

[mothisamess]

Bakusquad x Insecure! Reader

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or alternatively a reader that's just not confident bare faced

(more platonic but could be seen as romantic! more fem centric. sorry for weird formatting I wrote on my phone lol and not proof read I wrote this in less that 10 mins)

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- It was no secret that you were one of the prettiest people in class 1-A.

- You were always put together.

- having your hair clean and always wearing at least some makeup.

- it was a very very rare occurrence that you wouldn't be wearing any. practically no one had ever seen you without it.

- the closest they got was after training or villain attacks.

- one night, you, Mina, Kirishima, Jirou, Sero, Denki, and Bakugo were having a sleepover in Mina's dorm.

- It was around 12am and everyone was winding down for the night. (Bakugo is not very happy about it. but it's the weekend so they managed to convince him)

- mina handed you a makeup wipe so you could sleep barefaced.

- you politely refused.

- mina pryed a bit more, she didn't want her pretty best friend to break out!

- you laughed a bit and made a joke about how you 'look like one of those old diseased hairless cats' without makeup.

Mina - ✩⁠

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- she's shook.

- you're literally her perfect best friend like huh?

- she'll pester you about it for a while

- and if you say that it was caused by others at your old school...

- she loses her MINDDD

- bc youre gorgeous like what?

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- she always hyped you but before but now it's extra!

- will 100% spread rumors about anyone who talks bad about you.

(and they're vileee 💀)

Kirishima - ✩⁠

- he's so surprised

- you look like that and think you look bad??

- aggressive positivity. literally shoving it down your throat.

- hype man!!

- he hypes you up more than Bakugo at this point

- if anyone's trying to be rude to you he will immediately stop them.

- he will not hold back in training and will definitely tell other people that they aren't nice

- and you know it's bad when even Kirishima isn't nice to you. before the person knows it all of class 1-A hates them.

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Jirou - ✩⁠

- she's so surprised!!

- you're like a goddess in her eyes

- she doesn't say much about it that night but over time she subtly hypes you up!

- just small things like 'you're hair looks nice today's or 'where did you get that shirt?'

- she's a little nervous that she'll offend you so she tries her best to not seem as blunt as normal.

- if anyone says anything bad about you (in general but especially about how you look) she goes crazy 💀

- she will not hold back during training.

- (she has gotten scolded by Aizawa for it before)

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Sero - ✩⁠

- he has to take a moment to take in what you said

- like huh?!

- how are you insecure?

- you'll def end up having one of those deep conversations another night where he finds out everything.

- def hypes you up

- practically everytime you walk into the common room he'll tell you you're outfit is nice

- you could be dressed like Adam Sandler and he'd still eat that up

- if anyone is rude to you he'll shoot a small piece of tape onto the ground so they face plant 😭

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Denki - ✩⁠

- he side eyes you immediately and does one of those slow head turns 💀

- he'll pester you for a bit about it but after Bakugo slapps him over the head because he wants to sleep he drops it for the night

- BIGGEST HYPE MANNN

- hypes you up about everything, your handwriting, cooking, baking, drawing, grades, quirk, strength, everything.

- if anyone's every rude he will 100% give the person small shocks.

- especially in quiet rooms.

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Bakugo - ✩⁠

- even though he might be bad at showing it, he didn't want his friend to break out either!

- but he hid it behind him not wanting to hear you complain about your skin

- won't hype you up but once he sees you with out makeup he'd definitely do a really sarcastic fake shock

- like 'gasp oh my god-! you- you- look perfectly fucking fine. say some dumbass shit like that again and I'm beating your ass.'

- will immediately scream insults at whoever talks about about you

- it could literally be a medical professional next to you on your death bed saying that you over estimated yourself in a fight and he'd still do it

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[torialefay]

comments and thoughts on the channie content from today's jpn fanmeet?

He’s been so into his “cutie boy” era and I’m honestly here for it. And ofc I love his curly hair the most, but I am really liking the straightened hairstyle he’s had over the last little bit. It actually has been feeding my delusions bc remember him talking about how he’d love to wear his hair out more, but he just doesn’t know how to style it? Well I could figure out the curly routine, but his straightened style??? Easy. Like lemme do it for you baby 🥺 Plus the video of him almost kissing Binnie’s hand ughhhhh

Because imagine having a lazy morning with Channie & you end up doing his hair 🥺🫶🏼

The two of you had stayed up late playing games, drinking, telling stories, and talking into the darkest hours of the night.

When you’d woken up in the morning, the sun was peaking through the back of the blackout curtains in Chan’s bedroom. Your movements woke him up as well.

“Morning baby,” he’d whispered sweetly in his crackly morning voice before reaching his arms around you to pull you in closer to him. You’d let your head rest in his chest as he nuzzled his chin onto your forehead with a smile.

“Good morning,” you’d tried to say back, the words getting lost in the barrier of his bare skin. Your brain was still foggy, but your heart was content beating next to his.

“What do you wanna do today?” he’d mumbled, squeezing you a bit harder before resting with you in an even tighter embrace.

“This,” you smiled, planting a soft kiss to the skin in the middle of his chest.

“Mmm good,” he whispered, moving one hand to hold taut to the area between your lower back and your ass. “Back to bed, angel,” he managed to get out while grinning to himself.

A few hours later, once you’d both began to stir, Chan checked his phone, scrolling through the notifications, one after one. He’d absentmindedly opened TikTok to start watching videos with you. It’s something you’d done time and time again. Chan’s algorithm was different than yours to say the least. Random gaming videos, sports reels, music stuff, etc. The one thing you had in common on the platform was recommended STAY edits. And every time Chan skipped a sexy edit of himself, you pouted until he went back and let you watch it. Of course you had to tease him a bit afterwards, rubbing your hand up and down his torso. “Look at my fine mannn,” you’d teased, pulling back with a big smile on your face.

“Hush,” Chan rolled his eyes, lazily grinning before pulling you back to him so you couldn’t say another word.

Later, he’d received a text from Felix saying that a few of the boys wanted to check out a new gallery that had opened up about an hour away. He’d asked if you and Chan would like to go.

“I’m more than content with just laying here with you, baby,” Chan said, leaving the decision up to you.

“I am too… But it could be fun if you wanna go,” you looked at him with big eyes, excited that you’d been included in the plans.

“We’d better get ready then,” he’d said before stretching his arms out above his head. “I think they’re wanting to leave in a little over an hour.”

45 minutes later, and you were finishing your makep as you saw Chris walk out of the bathroom toward his closet, wearing only his shorts. You watched the outline of his back from your makeup mirror as he sorted through shirts before pulling one over his head and down his torso. He grabbed a beanie from the shelf and chucked it on as well. The way his muscles flexed as they were reaching up was a sight you’d never get over. After giving himself a one-over in his long mirror, he walked behind you and plopped onto the bed, waiting for you to be ready.

One final brush stroke of mascara and you were done. You turned in your chair to face your boyfriend. “Your hair is so cute baby. Why don’t you wear it out today?”

Chan blushed a bit before looking down. He always got like this when the hair conversation came up.

“You know I don’t know how to style my hair,” his voice went up as he spoke, still feeling shy. “It’s got a mind of it’s own right now… And every other day as well.”

“Well lucky for youuu-“ you dragged out as you stood and walked to stand in front of your boyfriend. “I can do it for you! Please please pleaseeee,” you plead, grabbing his hands to squeeze them.

He giggled, giving into you waving his hands up and down. “Okay, okay, you can give it a go. I trust you to do me right, yeah?” he joked.

Your whole face perked up at his agreeance, giving a couple of quick claps before running into the bathroom. You sorted through your things before returning to the bed where he was sat.

“Okay SO, there’s good news and bad news. Bad news is that I only have stuff to straighten hair. Good news is we can go buy some curly hair products once we get done with the boys!” you said excitedly, reveling in your new-found service. “We’re gonna curly girl method you! I’ve always wanted to try it!”

“You’re gonna do what to me?” Chan asked, half laughing but half squinting his eyes in confusion.

“You’ll see.” You walked to the bed to grab a pillow and set it in the floor just between the bed and your makeup table.

“Alright baby,” you said as you plugged your straightener into the outlet, “you sit on the pillow and I’ll get you all squared away.”

Chan did as he was told and shimmied down to sit cross-legged on the pillow. As you situated yourself into the bed behind him, you instructed him to lean back into you, wrapping your legs around him in the process. “Gotta hold you still for good measure,” you grinned.

After peeling Chan’s beanie off, you gave his scalp a quick rub, earning a light moan in response. You took your time combing through his hair, adding some heat protection and a silkening gloss before running the styling tool through it. You made sure you were on the lowest heat setting and were as gentle as you could be. You didn’t want to throw his natural pattern too far off.

Once you’d finished, you made sure to add some holding spray to make sure it would last him the day. “Alright, final check,” you said, swooping your feet out and turning them so you could land in front of him. You let yourself fall down to your knees so that you were straddling his lap. “Okay now look at me,” you instructed. Without really giving him time to cooperate, you placed your hands at his jaw to tilt his head up to eye level with you.

“Perfect,” you smiled, admiring how handsome he looked with his hair on display. “Now tell me-“ you strained as you reached backward to grab a mirror off of your table. “If there’s anything you want me to change,” you said, holding the mirror out to Chan.

He took it carefully before bringing it to his head. He swerved it around, making sure to check every angle. “Wow,” he smiled before lowering the mirror, “you did a good job, babe. It looks really good. Thank you,” he said sweetly before reaching out to grab your hand. He held it so softly, so tenderly before holding it up in front of his lips. He pressed a small kiss onto the back of your hand as he watched you, thanking you again silently with his eyes.

The gesture put a wide grin on your face. You squeezed onto his hand again before leaning into a hug. “You don’t need to thank me, I’d do it any day. But next time…” you said, pulling back, “we’re leaving your curls, okay?” You lightly scratched the back of his neck.

A little smile spread across him. “If you think you can manage it.”

“Oh, you’re gonna love it by the time I’m done with you,” you teased.

Chan wrapped one arm around your waist, letting the other hand trail down to rest on your ass. He held tightly as he pulled you closer on his lap. “I like the sound of that.”

[p1sswallet]

Pro-deathers will be like "yeah I'm not religiouuus. I'm more spirituaaal, and I believe the plants and trees and even the dirt has a soul, mannn" then you show them a picture of a baby in the womb and they're like "oh, not that thing though" 🙄

[ask-the-koopa-family]

AFTER ALL THESE YEAAAAARS HERES... CHERRY'S FATHER IN MY AU 🫨

Art/OC are mine dont copy/repost !

((Oh mannn ive always changed his style for this character, it was hard, Thanks @gaser.draws for finally motivated me to draw him lol))

SO HERES THE STORY BEHIND THIS MAN....

A long ago, there was a small kingdom shrouded in darkness and corruption, ruled by the self-proclaimed Prince Arsen. This kingdom was unique in that its piranha plants were all tainted by a malevolent poison, warping their original nature, and this poison could be transmitted. Arsen, driven by chaos and power, learned of a legendary magical stone capable of granting immense powers of piranha plants. This stone, passed down through generations, was held by Princess Emmanuelle of the great kingdom of colorful and verdant piranha plants. The stone granted immense powers to its bearer, and Arsen desired it to bolster his own destructive ambitions.

Seeing an opportunity for conquest, Arsen devised a plan. Using his nobility and charm, he presented himself as a royal suitor to Princess Emmanuelle. He claimed that his own kingdom had been ravaged by pollution and that only Emmanuelle's kingdom could save it. Emmanuelle, naive yet kind-hearted, accepted. As time went on, she fell under his charm and agreed to marry him, sincerely believing he was in distress.

The marriage was celebrated, and Arsen became the king consort. Through the union, he obtained not only the magical stone but also the ability to gain immense powers, just like the royal family of piranha plants. Using the stone, he secretly poisoned other plants.

From this union, three children were born: Ash, Cherry, and Ivy. Arsen cared little for their upbringing, seeing them merely as pawns in his grand scheme.

However, over time, Emmanuelle discovered Arsen’s true nature and his malevolent intentions. Enraged by the deceit and determined to protect her kingdom and children, she drove him out with the help of her own powers and loyal forces. Arsen, now powerful thanks to the magical stone, did not fall easily. Emmanuelle had to fight fiercely to protect her children while trying to retrieve the stone from Arsen. But he managed to escape before the stone could be recovered, leaving behind a latent threat for the future.

Before disappearing, Arsen left a threatening message: his children harbored a dangerous duality, an inheritance of their father's powers and their mother's gifts. He vowed to return for revenge and to continue his machinations.

Now alone with her three young children, Emmanuelle faced a dilemma. While raising them, she had to protect and guide them, trying to counter the dark influences that might emerge from their inherited powers. She chose never to mention their father to the children, hoping to shield them from the shadow of their heritage and provide them with a serene childhood. Yet Emmanuelle lived in doubt every day, striving to maintain light and balance in the kingdom while keeping a wary eye on the possible return of Arsen.

[thepenguinweeb]

The first time Bucciarati realized he could use his Stand on people!

[ ☆ Bruno Bucciarati headcanons : discovering more of his Stand's abilities ]

[ ☆ Requested by: @mcangelicabomination <3 ]

[ ☆ A/N : mannn i sat on this one for an embarrassing amount of time 😭 but i finally got around to finishing it so hope you'll enjoy! Sorry if this isn't what you were looking for exactly- ]

Now, to start off, we know Bruno is an intelligent man. When he first discovered his Stand, he tested it out in a lot of ways - on objects, plants, basically whatever he had access to. It was only natural that he'd try to find out if it worked on others aswell.

I want to believe he tested it on himself first, just to make sure. And, upon finding out how much he could to to his body, he realized just how useful it would be with other people.

It's a personal headcanon of mine that Bucciarati was known as some kind of witch doctor at some point before joining Passione. He fixed a guy's injury with Sticky Fingers one time, and he gained a certain reputation from that.. some people come to him even to this day to heal their wounds. Bruno, of course, doesn't mind helping, even if he's slightly embarrassed people still remember him like that.

When Mista and Narancia first learned of how his Stand works, they tried to get him to prank the others by zipping some of their parts off.. yeah, safe to say that didn't happen! (They definitely got scolded for it)

He was definitely the team's healer before Giorno. I mean, he even fixes Abbachio's arm after the Illuso fight, before Giorno learned of Gold Experience's full powers yet. Though, even with Giorno present, some of the members still prefer Bruno (cough cough Abbachio), since his method is a lot quicker. Though, he has to admit he can't fix everything.

He has a tendency to zip people's mouths up when he's really annoyed and just done with everyone's bullshit. It's not always effective, but it's always worth a shot.

[katyspersonal]

Okay the last post about SoTE progress for today!! (3/3)

1) So, after I defeated Romina, I of course....

came back and finally got to that bridge area that I wanted to get to!!!

Yes, I just wanted to get to that side of the map where I saw a Horned Knight that I just really wanted to murder for some reason XD However, to my surprise, I saw another Dancing Lion boss ;-; That one was a hard battle and I could not have imagined to need to do that AGAIN ;-; But my way layed through that spot, and also I am a perfectionist..

1.1) But surprisingly, at the Stage 2, it summoned several Basylisks and started to use Deathblight! That was significant for me! So yesterday I concluded that Scarlet Rot, Deathblight and Formless Blood (? is this even a correct term) all spawn flies and plants? And whereas Romina of course raised Scarlet Rot here since the buds in Rauh church she brought here were not always rotten, some Hornsent here use same flies swarms as Mohg's people! Seeing how a Dancing Lion here uses Deathblight, but no Deathroot was anywhere on its arena, I felt even more convinced that these three powers are basically Pokemon Eevelutions of the same initial concept, 'stagnation', whereas fly sickness that fell upon Hornsent is its initial unaltered form! + I guess all Hornsent in Rauh are runaways from Belurat particularly, then?

2) I finally killed that poor particular Horned Knight whom I had eyes on as soon as I saw them!!!!! They've dropped the greatsword if I remember correctly? Happy end! XDDD

3) So... Yeah, at last, finally, FINALLY I proceeded and burnt the sealing tree. I got to explore Enir-Ilim! It was already beautiful, with all the pale yellow trees. Took me some time to adjust, though, the place was tangled from the start!

4) Yeah yeah Inquisitors are female feminism wins whatever

Vfggghgjhgv unironically though, I love subversion of the trope xD

5) Something creepy/funny happened along the way though, I was laughing so hard wtfffff gfbfgcbfg

OKAY SO at some point my joy from the new location went down because my focus shifted towards the memory of the final boss, and I just remembered how much I dreaded them.. so, I broke my vow to not fuel the negativity which is already abundant and wrote a rant(ish) post about how much that decision soured otherwise amazing DLC and ranted about Radahn (disliking about his involvement, not the character jfhyggfg). And what do you think? That frankly sour post got eaten by Tumblr!

And yes, I know, Tumblr is a broken website and all that, but listen.. It never made the posts disappear for me. Ever. It could glitch out a post with bad internet and randomly publish it later as I log in, it could glitch an ask response and not have the draft saved thus losing it. It has invisible ask glitch and glitch where same post gets reblogged from 3 to 5 times. It never just made post disappear instead of being posted even with delay or giving me error message. Never. Ever. Ever. Except for now. The one time I spoke unkindly about that choice, not just "mannn weird how it wasn't foreshadowed :("

So since I am infamous amongst my friends for my super bizarre coincidences regarding fictional characters ( @heraldofcrow and @val-of-the-north witnessed so many they can swear I am cursed) me and my friend are joking that Miquella is real and he nuked the post for talking shit about his blorbo LMAOOOOOOO FFGDHTGG WTFFFFF 🤣

6) OK sorry hghgggggf Anyways, to my DELIGHT, I discovered variant of Hornsent Knights that wore smaller variant of Dancing Lions masks and use their powers like lighting and blizzard.... fun... :/

7) *points like in the meme* HEY I KNOW THIS ITEM, IT WAS SWORD OF ABUNDANCE AND DECAY REPRESENTING MALENIA AND MIQUELLA IN BETA VARIANT! XDDD

Kind of ironic how it is called 'Euphoria', because I could not be less happy about that lore being cut, all for...... *looks around in case if Miquella is somewhere in the walls*

8) There were so many nooks.. I found a secret passageway on accident, by trying to run from an old lady spamming so many spells under my feet that I was BARELY able to move! 🤦‍♂️

That eventually led me to a part of Belurat that I didn't get to explore before! Yes, the bridge above that area was where I picked Euphoria in! But below was poisonous swamp (truly a Miyazaki lol) where I got to fight a GREEN variant of Tree Spirit! It just dropped a Horn Charm that boosted poison and Rot resistance!

^ This find, though, was interesting for me, because it is a variant of a glove that was dropped by an NPC Maddening Hand earlier! That one had eyes and dealt Frenzy and specified to be weapon of Hornsent hunted by their own as heretics, but it was also forged in yearning for revenge! So, it is not even that exceptional; for Hornsent, it is a cultural thing to stitch a weapon of revenge from the skin of the victims! Kind of like giving victims a chance to strike back, albeit in death. Very poetic.

9) There was a lot of running, and a lot of getting lost. Found Spirit Ashes of Horned Knight, too (nothing new about them in description), had to use Rainbow Stones to finally stop running in circles, found Ancient Somber Smithing Stone secret via elevator (good because I ran out of them).. and THIIIIIIS:

I wondered where was the head piece of this set! Pieces of it are scattered and I found all previous three! And, again, isn't it interesting how white birds (death) are here, whereas bird variant of Horned Knights were favored 'gold' birds? Second half of Twin Bird is gold life bird guuuuuyyys-

10) Okay, eventually I've met Leda telling me to step away! I was given the choice to summon Thiollier and Ansbach, presumably because I finished their questlines, so I did! It just felt like it would be more fun.. and it WAS! Holy shit gfgggcbch I did NOT expect the ultimate NPC showdown XD And, again, Freyja and Ansbach had an actual CONVERSATION! Look, this is a breakthrough for Soulsborne games, trust me they just DON'T have characters interact "on screen"!

10.1) HOLY SHIT THOUGH DANE ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING o_o GDGTHCJBB

10.2) No, seriously, I just wanted to jump on Tumblr and post just this! The best fucking moment

11) Instant interest:

Which Outer God? Is it one we know of, or some random guy? I decided to not think about it too hard, yesterday it ended in an over 3 hours long brainstorming and my brain still short-circuits! But maybe later! ...I am sure at some point I'll find a similar pattern in the game itself and it will all click..

^ They were both picked by a respective final boss personally.. Simon+Brador to Ludwig+Laurence moment and so on

^ *points like in a meme AGAIN* Hey I read about it in a post, she killed all other Needle Knights! And by the way, I never found the seal (?) that revealed that lore! @val-of-the-north help bvbgggvh

12) Ansbach also had a dialogue after that battle to praise Thiollier's poisoning skills! That was lovely!

13) I kind of wondered though: why could not we summon Vengeance-Seeking Hornsent in this battle too, if we did his questline correctly? That would make fair 4 Miquella Simps vs 4 of "us" battle! Like, why just cast away the character to have him die as invader somewhere in Scarlet Rot place? I later realized that it would crash the "balance" of the final boss later, and I guess he was the "safest" to leave behind since he already had his goal (to see Messmer die)! Whereas other two target Miquella in particular!

13.1) This distribution is still a meme material for shitposts about characters doing competitive sport, fighting in an online game etc hfgfggbhcbx 4 vs 4

14) I actually checked and just like I thought, the last painting secret was only accessible after burning the seal!

Yeah no shit man we could tell

15) So.... yeah, finally, I've met the final boss. I never wanted to fight Radahn again; he somehow gave me problems even on Torrent with all the friends summons, and now I have to somehow dodge him in a small arena т.т Or maybe I am dumb and this is just my skill issue idk gfggjhhy

16) I actually got to the second stage first try somehow! It often happens how I play better when I still don't even know what I am doing XD And...

Okay, is this a good time to say that so far I only was spoilered some footage and lore, but not the voicelines? So.. I shared that story already some time, but a few months before the DLC, I was simply one of the people here 101% convinced about Miquella being kind and the good guy and all! I wasn't like aggressive or anything about it unlike some more avid fans (got stabbed by Bewitching Branch, did you? :p), but still also said "they should read something besides Berserk" or "people are reading into 'fearsome empyrean' line too deep". However, as DLC was approaching, at some point I had an extremely vivid dream where Miquella appeared to me, and his vibe was exactly like in the DLC in retrospective! Okay, maybe more sinister; not cold or evil, just... "forceful" in a similar way, "for my sake".

So, back then, not only that dream permanently altered my brain chemistry to accept and become open to "evil/manipulative Miquella" interpretations, but also helped me to Expect Anything which softened the blow regarding the DLC xd I had a shock moment, but far not as bad as other fans from 'this' camp! ...... so now, I found out that his voice is EXACTLY like it was in my dream 2 months ago. 🌛I really am cursed LMAOOOO WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME XDDDD

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Like I said I am a dumb looser with skill issue so I've been trying to beat the boss for next 2+ hours and still didn't.. I will probably get them next time, for now I have to travel for a week and then work again т.т Watching what insane ways YouTube come up maybe will help..

I also one time got a grab attack where Radahn snatches Tarnished and says "I promise you a thousand years voyage of compassion" which got me flustered a little and already made it harder to play, but NOW that I think of it, Ranni also said "a thousand years voyage (under wisdom of stars") 🤔 So that's at least two Demigods hinting at how whatever order (or lack of) they establish won't/can't last forever, but only for 'thousand of years'! Good to know that any system, good or bad, will eventually crumble x) Gwyn: TRIGGERED

All in all, it is a very hard battle and I can't see shit in second phase, everything is too bright. But also oddly enough, I no longer dread new lore/final this much..? Meeting the final boss in person helped to finally accept actual Miquella and get over my prior mental image for good, and I am no longer hung up on Radahn involvement beyond 'some more foreshadowing needs to go in base game via patch now'. I start to wonder whether I simply got caught in the shared disappointment mood and effect of not having the full picture rather than actually dreaded thing from the start? It reminds me of that time when I was clowning agreeing that Malenia was unfair boss but only when I fought her like 70 times myself I realized I exagerrated hfhyggh Not saying Twin Dunces is a good battle, but just saying I don't dread it as much as I thought from spoiler and getting there MYSELF helped

[nerves-nebula]

Biologically how much of a plant is Groe?

Can it produce nectar?

Is it effected by the ideal growing conditions for heather (acidic soils in open sunny situations and in moderate shade)?

How does it feel about bugs?

Etc.

Yes but it is obscene and improper

Oh mannn I dunno enough about plants to answer that one like I wanna say yes but idk how plants react to stuff so idk how to translate that to my plant guy

Groe loves bugs even if they try to eat it unless they’re invasive in which case it has a sort of holy crusade against them going on

[cucumber-icepop]

This is literally The Flowey Undertale Song to me. Like. The usage of plant metaphors, the star imagery, the repeated "I won't spare you" line. "Discard all feelings" come on mannn come on

[titan-god-helios]

pt1 of oddly specific things that give me gender affirmation/euphoria (that may not be that odd but i didn’t expect them so shut up <3 /lh):

wallets !!!! a good stereotypically masculine wallet that’s small and leather and still has lots and lots of usability and looks like something a dad would use makes me feel so masculine !! love it

any type of trouser or bottoms with more than two pockets

windbreaker jackets - they make me go “FUCK YEEAAHH im such a boy a man a male tm yessir” and idk why they just do tho, even the fem ones to an extent

plantssss i love plants and they make me feel like a little gardner boy just yessss

energy drinks for some reason ???? they make the internal man dialogue of “IM A MANNN” go haywire so much

hairbands on my wrist and an excess of those wooden beaded bracelets or even stone beaded jewellery

cross earrings but just bc they look cool (i’m an atheist so yuh, i still love people who have religion too, y’all are awesome <3)

doing the thing with your hair where you take hair from one side and flip it on the other with one hand and its kind of like running your hand through your hair but with long hair…. esp of my other hand is on my hip and i scrunch my face ?!?!?!??!? so boyish i feel so good

dancing like an absolute idiot. i dont know why but every time i just do a little jig for myself by myself my gender is just like “yessssss you’re a boy frfr slay king”

watches !! big chunky analogue watches

following on from the last point, clocks too

mushroomsssss they make the more nonbinary side of me jump for joy cause like “yes ofc im a fucking forest goblin dude i love mushrooms im just a goblin guy leave me alone and let me love the shrooms”

sketching in public. it just doessss

camoflague clothing !! i mean this was probably obvious but when i came out to myself and i wore camo cargo pants (with loads of pockets mind you) i just freaked out in joy i felt so manly that day it was glorious

singing !! singing my favourite songs as low as i can go with it still sounding good

just being as stubborn as possible but in a non problematic (for the most part) way. like if you give me the option to make things easier and more convenient or not i’ll choose the harder option. idk it just makes me feel manly (is this toxic masculinity ?? i dont know but i try to remind myself that this only applies to non mental stuff so i don’t end up self-harming againnnn)

being unnecessarily overdressed

not brushing my hair till its perfectly untangled and just letting it be a bit wild - this came with me figuring out that my hair type is waywayway wavier/curlier than i thought my whole life and learning to take care of it the best i can whilst i have like zero products for waves/curls on hand and as a bonus i felt more masc !!

looking at the stretch marks underneath my boobs in the mirror. i have a large-ish chest i think (DD cup), plus i’m a lil chubby, so i have loads of stretch marks around my chest, and the ones underneath look like top surgery scars, so if i’m having a particularly rough day with my chest dysphoria i’ll look at em and feel a bit better

using my stim toys and accommodations with friends and by myself for my autism and adhd - being capable of taking care of myself finally makes me feel really confident and as a result quite masc as well

stimming by flipping my beaded bracelets between my fingers - this is specific to greek and possibly other cultures similar to greece but it’s typical for a lot of greek men to flip long-ish beaded loops (?? they’re not jewellery and specifically made for this but idk what they’re called so) between their fingers in a similar fashion, and it’s a thing that my dad does a lot when bored. whether neurodivergent or neurotypical it’s a very common thing for men and so doing it makes me not only feel good stimming but also feel manly as fuck ! it feels even better now that my mum saw me doing it once and said “what are you a man ??” and being closeted i had to say “idc im just flipping a bracelet why does it have to be gendered” BUT INSIDE I WAS SO HAPPY

playing card games - when i was younger and even now my dad and grandpa would let me sit in on their card games late at night when we visited them in greece and now when i play card games i always feel so calm and comforted and quietly masculine

drinkingggg now hear me out yes im a minor but i’m also half greek so as a result whenever my parents drink im allowed a bit too (under supervision ofc). anyway that out the way, i have a pretty fucking high alcohol tolerance and considering the fact that it comes from my dad (being asian, my mum’s tolerance is dogshit) plus the stereotypical “men can drink more” stuff i feel SO MANLYYYY when i can quite literally drink more than my dad and feel okay whilst he’s starting to be tipsy (just to clarify though, the stereotype is bullshit and should NOT be perpetuated as much as it is, at least with intent. you guys with low alcohol tolerances are just as manly !! maybe you’re even more manly than those with high tolerance !! and women with high tolerances, you’re still very fem and very cool and valid as a woman and those who aren’t binary or aligning you are valid as your gender or as no gender no matter what tolerance you have <33)

caring about myself more. and i don’t mean in a “i’m gonna have a nice fucking bath and be happy about it” way i mean in a “i’m going to feed myself well, drink lots of water, get good exercise and be respectful to myself at the very least” way. and also in the bath way. baths are nice

collecting shit !! idk dude but having a collection of dumb shit just makes me feel so masc and good cause i swear to the stars nearly every dude i’ve met and stepped into the house of has a collection of SOMETHING whether it’s games, books, rocks, crystals, cookbooks and recipies or art supplies or whatever makes them happy. like legit fucking anything and i like collecting stuff too so its a bonus !!

just being nice. just being a nice dude makes me feel so manly

being silly and myself and doing dumb shit and being unapologetic about it (im still working on being able to do this since i struggle a lot but when i can it feels so good !!)

being stupidly loyal to something equally stupid /pos. like yes i have had this stuffed animal since the dawn of time no i will never get rid of her. she’s a genderfuck lesbian rainbow tiger from buildabear workshop who goes by the name of Roxy i will never get rid of her >:(. and so what my ring is so rusty it makes my skin green every three days ?? i clean it and take it off when it gets out of control back off bitch its mine. why are you so concerned about my shoes ????? fuck you i like them how they are (falling apart and dishevelled, the sole is halfway off already and it hasn’t been even remotely okay since three years ago) and they still fit and work so i’ll wear them until i literally cannot anymore. its so fun and it’s such a “just some guy” activity AND it makes my autism goblin feel safe and good too so its great would reccommend

just talking about stuff i like and that makes me feel good but not to anybody in particular. maybe in my notes, maybe on tumblr (like right now !! i’m doing this one right now !!) maybe on my personal dm to myself. it just makes me feel like a boy i love it PLUS i dont actually have to stress about humans on the other end of it so i feel way more confident and comfortable and as a result even MORE manly !!

ice cream on cones. i will not elaborate

travelling and exploring !! like legit anywhere. as long as i’m moving from one place to another and exploring the world i feel so happy and right and also masculine it’s great i love travelling so much. on holidays i enjoy the act of travelling even more than the holiday itself tbh

(to clarify i identify as male but a bit fucked in the gender - if you want a label i still identify as nonbinary but male aligningg <3)

[ask-cater]

Have you ever taken pics at the Botanical Garden lately? I feel like the flowers and plants are 100% cam worthy!

Cater: Mannn Riddle was so pissed when he saw me all bruised and busted, probably thought I damaged a rose or something..

Trey: Nah, if anything he was scared, he freaked out at the sight of your semi unconscious body and thought you were dead.

Cater: Awww lil ol riddle was worried about meee??? I'll say my thanks to him later.

[Trey is here for: 6 more asks]

(I love Cater and Riddles friendship like a lot)

[dalvs-wife]

same person from earlier, sorry if i'm talking too much but ☝️ if you don't like tea much he'll try whatever other drinks you like AT LEAST once!! or food for that matter. hoo boy he might end up having a new favorite food...... if it's something that can be planted and grown he definitely tries to make room wherever he can to grow it! it's better fresh, right? penilla draws it so he can put it up on his wall next to the corn drawing HAHAHAH please let this guy eat smth other than corn for a week straight 😭

HEY DONT APOLOGIZE I LOVE GETTING ASKS !!! (even if i forget to answer a lot HELP) and honestly real he needs a little bit more than corn in his life... OUH TBH I KINDA HEADCANON DALV TO HAVE THE FEATURES OF A FRUIT BAT SO IM JUST THINKING,,,

i'd love to share some of my fav fruits with him !!!! (strawberries and peaches in particular) ouhhh mannn drinking peach iced tea with him .... (iced tea is the only tea i like as of now) and honestly i still like corn like i'll eat canned corn with a spoon the way you eat ice cream

honestly, besides fruit i just have the diet of alphys (cup noodles) so... arguably dalv's doing better than me food-wise HDJKSHDK

do love baked goods tho ... that's probably something we can properly share a love for...

[bonesandthebees]

LETS GOO AM SO EXCITE EHEHEHEH ROSE TIME ROSE TIME ROSE TIME

And more specifically... Tommyinnit... Feel like this is gonna be an enemies to brothers situation eheheh

I used to read fics all the way first and then reread and write down my thoughts as I reread and I honestly think that's what I'm gonna start doing with rose bc I'm so enthralled that I keep forgetting to write down my thoughts LMFAOOO duuuddee I'm loving this sm already omg

Literally the only thing that broke my focus was me coming here to be like OMG sandduo moment 👆👆💥💥✨✨

I'm gigglinggg

OMG ITS TOMMYINNIT

Are they already matching hairstyles? Omg brothers moment

May I ask where the name Valbroek comes from:0 I'm fucking loving all these medieval takes on their names rahhhsss

Omg he's a CHILD

Me: I think I'm gonna read this all without commenting and then reread and comment after

Also me, immediately after: OMG TOMMYINNIT

Help I can't I'm obsessed over this omfg

Is that puffy my belvoed??$?$

Ooohhhhdhdjfkfksjd the cultural differences omgogmgogmgkshdksjdkff I'm so fucking excited for this fic shskdjfjfksk

Omg. Omg is one of them gonna be tubbo. Omg

YOOO JACK POG

Sidenote: I love how u manage to keep everyone so fucking in character and yet?? So different?? Seeing jack here is fucking whiplash after glass is all ima say frrrrr it makes me so excited tho I'm so curious to see what all of the dynamics are going to be and mannn it just keeps everything so fresh ur so cool bee

TOBYYYYY TUBBOOOOOOOO

CLINGYDUO !! CLINGYDUO !! CLINGYDUO !!

I'm staring so hard at them why r they sus shfkfkf

I love this juxtaposition of having everyone from Sam's court be super posh and proper and "studied every single millisecond, every moment of every hour of every day on how to act in court and all of the fancy politics' and super prepared and then u have. Tommy and Tubbo and Jack just completely flailing around omfg 😭😭😭 dude I feel like quackity and Niki are just like "this??? This is our competition??????" And LORDDD I am so ready to see the character development it's gonna be fucking amazing

DID THEY NOT PLAN AHEAD FOR THIS??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

IM LAUGHING SO HARDJDKSKFKDKSDKF IM STILL REELING AFTER GLASS AND LIKE FEELING SUPER TENSE AND STUFF I WAS PREPARED FOR LJKE ANGST AND NOW IM JUST GIGGLING I LOVE THIS SM THEYRE SO PRECIOUS OFJSJKDKFKF I THOUGHT TOMMY WAS GONNA BE LIKE ?? SUPER ENTITLED AND DICKISH I WAS NOT PREPARED OHKHGODJDKGKFLLDF

This might be my fav bee!tommy yet omfg this is adorable

I love how fuckign confused Wilbur is 😭😭😭

I'm attached to them I'm so attached to rose!clingyduo istg if anyone of them die I WILL kill everyone in the room and then myslef holyfuckushintgjsjdkffld

Also I love how amused Sam is this is so <33 (I'm clinging to this wholesomeness before everything goes to shit omg)

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME WTFFFSHFJFKFLFKDKDF

I'M SO SCARED. THIS IS TOO WHOLESOME. WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN.

I just feel like . Everyone's gonna be like "wtf is Sam thinking, seriously considering *that child* as a heir?" And I feel like Tommy's really gonna come into his own and surprise everyone by the end of this fic... And who knows maybe parallels between Sam and Phil and TOMMY AND WILBUR I've done it Bee I've connected the dots, I've connected them. Didn't Sam literally say he had no idea what he was doing and Phil helped him... Ooiuhghhhh man OOOHHHH MANNNDJFKFLGLDKS explodes

YEAAAA SANDUDODODO DANCING (they were mentioned in the same sentence) (I am mentally ill)

Oh shit?????? I am staring I AM STARING

OHHH SHITTT CRIMEBOYS TIME ! LETS GOOO

Sam still trying to keep Wilbur as the next future consil? 👀👀👀

Ohmygod Wilbur ur dumb

YEAH U TELL HIM PHIL (but also ow ow ow daddy issues ow ow ow)

Oohhh godddhdkajdfkskdf enemies to brothers shdksoshdkdksjff

Omg he's being gentle omggjdkskf angelduo moment ! ☝️☝️

Uh oh

Uh oh

Oh godhfkdksjdd

THIS IS SO AWKWARDJFKDLDGG

He knows plants 🫶🫶🫶 I am so endeared by this boy omfg

Uh ohhh

OOP

Ily tommy slay king slayyy

Omg 😭😭😭 HES A BABYYYY BEE A BABYYY AND UR MCD'ING THIS FIC??? UR PUTTING THIS SWEET PRECIOUS PRECIOUS BOY INTO THIS MINEFIELD OF TRAUMA?? DEAR LORD I AM SO SCARED

also Wilbur bro. Now do u understand why ur dad wanted u to talk to him I don't get why ur so against this THE WHOLE POINT IS TO GET INFO SO U CAN BE ON TOP AND HAVE ADVANTAGES AND STUFF BROOOFJFJDK

Even I know that and I'm a dumbass /j

I adore tommy shfjfkdkdd I need crimeboys to be brothers NEOWWWW

Me this entire ask: omgogmgogm this child is ADORABLE I love him

Wilbur: he is so fucking rude and insufferable I hate him I hate my life UGH

OOIUHHHJMYGODHSKFJFJF I LOVE SANDDUO SO MUCHDJDOSODOFJDKDJFJF

OOHHHMYGODUDJLSDJFKF THE SANDDUO IS SO GOGUSODIDKSJFKFN THIS IS SO FUCKED UP BEE SHFKBJSBDKGJDJFFKSKDKF I LOVE THEM SM BUT I AM SCREAMING SHDNGLDJSKFJDDKFJFKSKFJDKDJFKFKDNFKGJDNDNFNFNFKGKGK AAAAAAA DJGKFJSNFKDNFKVKFK

The conflict... He has sm conflict... Aaaaaaaa wikburufdjskshdkskdnfn lord he's gonna go through so many crisises (?) (Crises?) in this fic oml I'm staring at Niki and quackity talking to each other and Wilbur feeling left out sooo hard omggg

IM SO EXCITED HOLYFCUINGHSITJDJDKFGKG I NEED TO SLEEP BUT LORD I AM SO SOSOSOSODOFJDKGKOAJDKGKGK IM INSANE IM INSANE ACTUALLY YHIS IS MY FAV THING EVER IM SOO?? EVERYTIME I THIBK IVE REACHED MY MAX OF LOVING THIS FIC I MAMAGE TO LOVE IT EVEN MORE BRO I AM SO FUCKING HYPED RAHSHSJFKGGL

God Sam and Phil are totally gonna be reminded of young Sam by tommy I can sense it... This is so shfkfksjfkdk

Anyways !! Ty for the epic chapter bee I am Reeling this is so fucking hype omgohmhofmdg

"omg sandduo moment" just describes you so well icy lmao

well, when I was trying to come up with the name of tommy's city I knew it was by the river and it's a port city so I wanted it to be related to water in a sense, but I still wanted it to sound more medievalish. Val is a shortened form of Vale/Valley, and broek is just me doing a weird spelling of brook. so it technically is just 'river valley'

it was so fun planning out the culture/fashion differences between the capital and the riverlands. like, there isn't a huge amount of difference, but nobility in the capital and along the coastline are usually kept up to date with the latest fashion trends and the like, and also the weather at the capital and along the coast is different than it is further inland in the riverlands. since they don't have the coastal regulation, it gets much warmer in the summer and much cooler in the winter there compared to the coastal cities. so that also affects the fashion trends.

lol thank you I try very hard to keep everyone in character while throwing them into these wildly different situations. I don't know why I have a thing for making jack a royal guard it just fits him, but as I'm sure you can already tell rose!jack is very different from stars!jack who are both extremely different from glass!jack while all still being forms of c!jack. it's a fun nuance for me to play with.

I definitely wanted to show how unprepared tommy is for this sort of court life. he's 13 and bloodline wise isn't anywhere close to the throne. this isn't something he was ever taught to expect as a possibility. once again just emphasizes how much of an out of left field choice this was for sam to make.

eli had the idea for the bit of clingyduo pulling that shit in court. it was so funny I couldn't not include it.

I'm sure you can guess but uh, while he might be a sweet kid now tommy is going to be very different by the end of this fic. :)

wilbur logically knows he needs to try and befriend tommy for his own benefit but he is nothing if not petty and dramatic

thank you icy I'm so glad you're enjoying so far!! these first few chapters feel so slow for me to write as the author because I know what comes next and how things ramp up, but I'm glad it's really enjoyable so far

[penguin--person]

🥊🍎🍀🍕 for synth my good friend synth :3

SORRYYYY I TOOK SO LONG TO ANWSER THIS I LOST THE QUESTIONARE ... SO SORRY .... BUT ive scoured up emoji asks fromv arious different questionares . theyre not the questions you wanted but . its info about synth ... soorreiss ..

🍎 [RED APPLE] Who does your OC value above all else?

so i'd say that like. obvious anwser for him is his friends, ya know? but Who specificaly ... mm ... undeniably, sol in some timelines, where they become buddypals ... i thinkkk im gonna make synth a bit more of a freak. also i think itd be cool maybe .. if .. he met sym ... buddiesss ... but i guess that like. his dad i think? i think he has a dad

🍀 [FOUR LEAF CLOVER] Would your OC spend hours looking for a four leaf clover?

hell yeah mannn if she heard about a four leaf clover shed spend all month in the grass looking for it. vertumna would of course kill all four leaf clovers upon finding out that a human is searching for one but i dont think thatd deter her one bit

🍕What's their guilty pleasure food?

id say... like, sneaking bits from the harvest hehe .. like ohh this corn is a bit umm its a bit stale isnt it .. ohh such a shame that it will have to be thrown out ... (evil smile) ... but also spoonfuls of sugar i think... tho i do think that he likes fruits a lot, i dont think he feels guilty about that

umm i cant find one with a 🥊 sorry .. so im gonna use maple leaf from the save questionare as four leaf clover

🍁 [MAPLE LEAF] What is your OC's favourite season? Why and what do they do during it?

id say she likes wet:) its like. all soggy and all the plants are growing.. its harvest season... the year is coming to an end, he gets to see the fruits and veggies of her labor ... teehee ... sorry again that i forgor...