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[crazy4books]

Edward Cullen: Hi! You are... Leo, right?

Leo Valdez: *gasps when he sees Edward*

Leo: Er, Yessss. I'm Leo repair boy hot stuff Valdez.

Edward: Ok...?

Leo: You know, we have A LOT in common...

Edward: Really? What?

Leo: We are both vErY hAnDsOmE

Leo: And we attract LOTS of ladies...

Edward: ...

Edward: *awkward smile*

[dam-demigods]

Adventures With The Argo II Crew

Leo: Alright guys, we have to make an emergency landing.

Percy: Well, dam.

Leo:

Piper:

Jason:

Frank:

Hazel:

Coach Hedge:

Annabeth: *quiet snickering*

[athiestpaladin]

everyones like "percy and jason hate eachother so much" then this cannonly exists:

[sun-shine-solace]

Apollo, under his breath: Okay, shorty

Meg: Say that to my face!

Apollo: Hold on, let me grab you a step-stool

[cavesofblue]

nico: what’s 1+1 equal to?

will: 2?

nico: no, it’s equal to me and you.

will: i can’t believe you attempted to use a pickup line on me! it wasn’t that great but at least you tried. *wipes fake tears*

nico:

nico: shut up.

[percyjackson100]

*percy eating nico's happy meal*

Annabeth: I didn't know you had a death wish

Percy: huh?

*yelling in the distance* annabeth: oh nicoooo, percy ate your happy meal.

*distant sound of skeletons running*

Percy: oh shit...

[hellshores]

leo: hey, what're you listening to?

annabeth: *fumbles and drops ipod* c-classical! bach, you know, really gets your thoughts flowing-

leo: *snatches ipod*

leo:

annabeth:

leo:

leo: seriously

annabeth:

leo: ocean eyes?

[percecitas]

Jason: Do you ever wear socks with sandals?

Camp Half Blood: wtf no

OH BUT Percy: Do you ever wear socks with sandals?

Camp Half Blood: YEAH THEY ARE TOTALLY IN LIKE WHO DOESN’T.

[em-daughter-of-poseidon]

PJO and HOO Characters saying the Office Quotes

Gaia: There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plauge

Frank: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me

Thalia or Percy: I’m running away from my responsibilities and it feels good

Leo: Oh it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn

Nico: I stopped caring a long time ago

Leo again: It takes a advanced sense of humour. I don’t expect everyone to understand

Annabeth: (someone else) what are your weaknesses?

(Annabeth) I don’t have any asshole

Leo again again: I got six numbers one more would have been a whole telephone number

Piper: I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake

Percy again: I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do

And finally:

Rick Riordan: Sometimes I start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way

IG: em_daughter_of_poseidon

[thepjopageold]

Percy: If snails are so slow why do we never see them coming? Its like... boom there's a snail.

Leo: They are only slow when we are watching them.

[velvetically]

Nico: I love happy meals

Nico: *sees Will*

Nico: I love gay meals

[athiestpaladin]

so what happens if Percy took adhd medicine

[sun-shine-solace]

Leo: Say what you will about hot water clearing a stuffy nose, but I knew a guy who drowned in a hot tub and the doctor Can Confirm that his sinuses were clogged.

[dam-my-blue-wand]

Percy: I hate when people are like "tell me about yourself"

Percy: Like elaborate please- do you want to know about my trauma or my favourite type of dessert?

[mycamera25081]

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[em-daughter-of-poseidon]

CHB Movie Night - Part 1 (Disney/MCU)

This is what I think movie night would be like at CHB. Please these are just my opinions so don’t get offended. (Also just accept the timeline, I know it doesn’t all add up but I’ve got to let my creative juices flow)

Chiron: Heroes it’s time for Movive Night! Gather round. Connor and Harley please put the projector down and set it up properly onto the screen. Lou Ellen stop tricking people with the mist. (Sighing) why do we do these things?

Annabeth: Chiron, what movie are we watching? It better not be Hercules again.

(General complaining and muttering from the campers)

Chiron: No. Annabeth we are definitely not watching Hercules, especially not after the protest the Athena cabin organisered last time. But it is a Disney movie, I guess. Leo why don’t you explain...

Leo: Well, guys today’s movie is (waits) a drumroll would have been appreciated guys!

Piper: Just get on with it!

Leo: Fine! We’re watching Iron Man.

(Cheers and groans from the campers. One yelp from Drew, screaming about something in her hair)

Leo: It came to my attention that like non of you even know anything about the awesomeness which is the MCU so let’s begin. You’ll love it I promise you.

(The movie starts and popcorn begins to be thrown)

(AC/DC’s Back in Black plays and the military trucks roll in)

(A few minutes later)

Piper: I knew that guy was gonna die. Guys like that always die.

(Proof that Tony Stark has a Heart scene)

(Collective Awww)

Percy and Leo: Pepperony! Pepperony! Pepperony!

Annabeth: Shhh!

(With about 15 minutes left of the movie the projector begins to smoke)

Chiron: Connor! Harley!

(Harley quickly fixes it)

(At the end of the movie campers begin to stand up, the popcorn tossing begins again and chatter about be film starts)

Jason: Guys! Where are you going! You’re gonna miss the end credits scene!

Hazel: Just skip to the credits then

(Gasps. Especially from Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Will and Jason)

Percy: Did - did she just say: Skip through the credits!

Annabeth: Unfortunately yes she did.

Hazel: Am I missing something here?

Leo: You can’t just skip through the credits of a MCU film. That’s like using a x-ray to find out what’s in your birthday presents. Instead you sit through about 10 minutes of credits and look for funny names.

(Everyone sits back down again)

Hazel: Hah that guys called Ben Butthole

Frank: And that ones called Richard Richardson

Percy: Hey look Annabeth it’s you! There’s an Annabeth!

(More shouting out of funny names, with some of the best being Helen McHarelmshank and Gjoisyabdjsb Smith)

(End credits scene)

Hazel: Who’s that? What’s the Avengers?

Jason: Guess we are having another MCU night Leo

IG: em_daughter_of_poseidon