#pipping

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[lucinfernos]

[CCAU] dip and pip reference in my youtuber au? surprised it took this long!

not chronological whatsoever to the current storyline but probably somewhere in that "not publically dating but certainly not being subtle about it either" ballpark

[textingutapri]

[gurutrends]

Rodri, sends, 'pay, attention', warning, to, Vinicius Jr, after, controversially, pipping ,Real Madrid, forward, to, Ballon d'Or, and, makes, FaceTime, joke, about, Brazilian ,superstar,

WHAT HAPPENED? Prior to the most prestigious of awards being handed, the expectation was that a Golden Ball would end up in the hands of a Brazilian forward. It then emerged that Rodri, with Premier League and Euro 2024 titles under his belt, would be recognised as the best player on the planet. (C)Getty Images THE BIGGER PICTURE Real Madrid refused to send any representatives to the glitzy…

[titfor-tat]

I fucking love the Internet

[willgrahamscock]

the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support

[ukdailymail]

Trampolinist Bryony Page ecstatic after finally winning gold

[pippindot]

She found a fork on our walk and we had to run all the way home about it

[pipthepiper]

virgin!bf!viktor who simply cannot control himself around you.

it’s like he’s some sort of horny teenager, eyes glued to your body at every chance he gets and sticky hands attaching themselves to your ass or tits when he sees the opportunity.

you don’t really complain about it; being wanted so viscerally is a compliment, one that makes you feel good in every way — so even when viktor gets amped up in situations that he shouldn’t, you don’t do anything to stop him.

“wan’ you so bad,” viktor pants into your ear, grinding his hard cock against the swell of your ass and bruising your hips with his hands. “wan’a feel’ya.”

you bite your lip to mute the moan that bubbles in your throat; you know it isn’t entirely safe right now, clock nearing noon and academy halls bustling with life — even behind the thick door of the closet, you can hear the murmuring and cackling of people.

“vik, we gotta hurry,” you whisper, not entirely sure if he even heard your words over his pants and groans.

“i know,” he grits out, slightly surprising you. “jus’… let me, fuck, — feels so good.” his voice tapers off and the shuffling of clothes gets louder as he humps faster, the imprint of his thick cock almost sliding between your cheeks.

you let out a small gasp at the sensation, mind conjuring up lewd fantasies of feeling the hot flesh without the barrier of the layers — and now your own head is fogging up, slick gathering between your folds as arousal grips your gut.

“i-i’m sorry,” viktor says breathily, blunt fingernails digging into your flesh. “shit, i-i’m close,”

a moan escapes from your lips before you can stop it, and the sound seems to strike something carnal in viktor — moans tumble from his throat as he starts to fuck himself against you more desperately, pattern completely erratic and near feral; simply using your body to chase his nearing high.

“you’re so good, sound so pretty — i-i can’t, — hah, oh, fuck — ‘m so close, can’t hold it—!”

a few more harsh thrusts and a long groan later, viktor’s cock throbs against your ass as wet heat seeps into the front of his pants. his dick twitches in something that resembles a rhythm, like a heartbeat, and it’s so fucking hot, you’re soaking your panties — you want him inside you.

“hah, oh, shit,” viktor rasps as his hips stutter, voice deep and honeyed, cum cooling against your ass. that damn fog is thick, and the urge to taste him is overwhelming.

that’s why you wiggle from his grip and turn around, dropping to your knees in front of him and inhaling lungfuls of that bleach-y scent. you grip viktor’s thighs and stare up at him with lidded eyes,

“lunch isn’t over yet, vik. think you can cum for me one more time?”

virgin!viktor save me… save me virgin!viktor…

[phan-meme-trash]

I don’t think Dan’s trying to gaslight us I think he genuinely has the memory of a goldfish. This is just the latest version of him thinking someone else burnt pasta in uni.

[creekfiend]

look i realize its something of a cheap shot but telling jokes on this website can truly be so harrowing

[incohorace]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

[tranniephannie]

my only 2025 prediction is that at some point they’ll upload a video titled “Dan and Phil Are Hard Launching!” and it’ll be them playing a rocket launcher simulator or some shit

[flowerafterhour]

actually i think “phil :)” is a very profound piece of advice he is just ahead of his time

[evermorepeyton]

seriously no homo