#pip pip

[pseudowho]

how have i just learnt that you and mr haitch are british???? wtf

Dunno mate. It's honestly really clear. Plus, people see an English speaker on Beyonce's internet, and the default assumption is that they're American.

I'm Southern, accent is a switch between Eggsy from Kingsman, and basic flat English (like Harry in Harry Potter). Mr Haitch is a softer and less pronounced Northern (like Ned Stark from Game of Thrones, Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit).

Love,

-- Haitch xxx

[paxarsenal]

Spy x Family AU

I still need to catch up with the series, but I’m enjoying it so far! I also thought it would be fun to implement some of my mutuals’ Creepypasta/Slenderverse OCs into the genre.

Might rewrite some things while I sort this out!

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Overview

Between indeterminate nations, connections remain unstable and war is likely. To avoid conflicts, both states escorted secret services to deal with such difficulties. Such organizations are known as Proxies & The Red Room.

Proxies (Der Größemann)

Serves the West Nation and attends to the matters of the East. It's at its all-time high stakes for disaster with the East Nation.

The Red Room (Zalgo; Scarlet Kaiser)

Serves the War-torn East Nation; status: unknown...

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Red Spider

Former hitman for hire, the Red Spider was an experiment gone wrong. She hates both nations for what they did to her which eventually led to a life in the shadows. However, she was brought back into the Zalgo workforce for... reasons. She unknowingly works with ████, serving as his "wife/co-partner" and mother/caretaker to Pip Pip.

@the-catcake

████

Alias unknown... He is a spy who works in secrecy. Not even his closest coworkers know his true identity or background. He unknowingly works with Red Spider, serving as her "husband/co-partner" and father/caretaker to Pip Pip.

@paxarsenal

Doll

Doll is one of Der Größemann's closest informants, secretaries, and main coordinator. She's the only person allowed to attend to the director. She must relay information to other coordinators and agents.

@the-slender-doll

Magico

His undercover occupation is a detective. He will use this ability to erase and rewrite evidence to secure his identity and group. Magico worked in the field for many decades and assisted younger spies and assassins to work on their training. He lost his pregnant wife a long time ago when serving the Proxies.

@realmysticalsorcerymystic

Nobody

A young, charming yet deadly assassin. He gets his code name from his secrecy and anonymity. Despite his age, he’s skilled in combat and agility. He brings his sister Crystal, close to his heart as he serves his mission to help citizens. He works closely with Magico, a former spy and current public agent.

@ivydarkrose

Pip Pip

The key to world peace! Very cute but might get into a lot of trouble.

@plaguemasterofficial

Seed Eater

Reduced to dog... Enhanced sight, hearing, smell... It can be very hungry for meat. It is the family "dog" to Pip pip.

[crykea]

A little suicidal ideation with my coffee this morning

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[textingutapri]

[willgrahamscock]

the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support

[titfor-tat]

I fucking love the Internet

[pippindot]

She found a fork on our walk and we had to run all the way home about it

[creekfiend]

look i realize its something of a cheap shot but telling jokes on this website can truly be so harrowing

[phan-meme-trash]

I don’t think Dan’s trying to gaslight us I think he genuinely has the memory of a goldfish. This is just the latest version of him thinking someone else burnt pasta in uni.

[evermorepeyton]

STATEMENT: im really proud of dan, it must take immense bravery to pretend to not want to kiss blonde phil. if i had blonde phil so close to my face and the chance to kiss him i would stick our lips together with super glue, this took a level of acting skills i frankly didnt know he possessed within him, and i must applaud him for it.

[flowerafterhour]

actually i think “phil :)” is a very profound piece of advice he is just ahead of his time

[dnpslvt]

they just don't get it……

[shedanonmyphil]

and it has gotten me into situations that ruined me !! anyway

[incohorace]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

[everything-is-as-it-was]

Something something they complete each other missing half perfect balance bullshit