#pip is lazy tho

[pippindot]

We have roofers here today and our sounds like the sky is falling but thank goodness for lazy dogs who don't care

[arolesbianism]

Starting a new oni save that's not a rime colony for the first time in forever and I am in agony how do y'all live like this (shaking and crying as it is forced to enter a mildly warm area for drekos)

[tartsinarat]

Heres an extremely dumbass idea I thought of while rewatching parks and rec through clips

Belos: “Depressed? I’m the furthest thing from depressed. I mean, look at what I’ve accomplished. Do you see them? Do you think a depressed person could make this? No.”

Hunter:” uh…father who are you talking to? There’s no one there”

Here’s the live Caleb reaction

But yeah I just find Caleb showing up to haunt Belos’s ass at random points and judging every life decision he’s making, so then every time Belos has to miserably fail to try to justify everything he’s done ever to (quite literally) dead silent Caleb is kinda funny in a morbid way

This time he is showing off and brings up his two grimwalkers that have lasted the longest beating his record of two years as an example of a good life decision as well as proving that he totally doesn’t need therapy

Ngl I feel bad for Pip as the poor guy just wanted to nap and got picked up just for Belos to prove a point but he stayed asleep through all of it tho

Btw Caleb is trying so hard not to loose his shit just because there’s youngins there and he doesn’t want to wake up Pip by making Belos pissed off so he’s going to stand there in silence even more menacingly and judgemental

I like the idea that despite the weird as fuck origins of Pip and Hunter, Caleb still sees them as his nephews and likes to check up on them every once in a while when he’s not haunting Belos, Caleb checks on Hunter the most because he’s constantly in dangerous situations even inside the castle so it helps Hunter a lot to have Caleb staring daggers at Belos whenever he gets violent towards Hunter because it usually stops him

On the other hand Caleb does like checking on Pip because it’s nice seeing a version of what could have been if Philip had learnt to accept the boiling isles :( also I can imagine it’s nice seeing your great x(insert number) granddaughter continue your wife’s tradition of being a menace to a stuck up society and teaching those ways to your weird mini brother/ nephew.

also fun fact Hooty can see Caleb (don’t ask how) and greatly enjoys chatting to him as Caleb was the one who managed to convince Eve to let hooty stay in their house’s door as a “guard” but really Caleb just felt bad for the wee bug demon as hooty didn’t have a home at the time and thought so he would be a fun addition to the family hence why alongside Lilith, Caleb was one of Hooty’s favourite people

btw nobody really cares or finds it unusual for hooty to just be talking to himself so not one single person has asked about it lmao

Almost forgot to mention but this is actually still a weird memory that Hunter remembers and used to wonder why on the boiling isles did Belos have those random fits of “hallucinations” until he talked about it with Pip.

Pip was just causally like “wait you couldn’t see him?” And walked off… Hunter has never found out or gotten a clear answer if Pip was actually joking or if he could straight up see dead people, Pip refuses to reveal the real answer because he finds Hunter being confused as fuck hilarious

Also if your wondering why Belos doesn’t have the cool mechanical prosthetic staff arm, he usually hides it with a glove :p (this is because a) I’m too lazy to draw such a detailed prosthetic all the time and b) I doubt Belos would like people to know he’s missing an arm as I doubt he would like the idea of seeming “weak” because in his day this would essentially be a death sentence either due to infection or being classed as less than due to not being able to work properly)

[dreadpark-official]

I drew sentipark pep and purple pip (I forgot his demon stuff sorry) :3

Also Is sentipark a inspo at all?

DreadPark was actually inspired by HellPark + an edit someone made of me a year ago when I had a channel on yt called ThatSouthParkPip. (it’s deleted now) The au was called HorrorPark tho before I found out another acc on instagram(?) had an au called HorrorPark. However, it was not inspired by SentiPark whatsoever because when I made it I’d never heard of SentiPark :3

Btw I was too lazy to do art + you can js call him DreadPark Pip 0v0

[piratessmpnpcs]

Doodle dump lets go !!

Shipwright Reggie

Gabriel x Slayer !

Hook plus mini digby doodle cause i got super lazy lol

Andd last but not least , Pip ! They are a robot to me and yo uwill not get that pip robot canon out of my lil grubby hands [ still figuring out their design tho ]

[olichat-reads]

MHA with their cat companions | Kirishima, Sero, Mina, Uraraka

a/n: look this blog already caters to so much cat content i might as well go all the way 😂 this was so fun to write tho! i based a lot of this behaviours on my own cats so believe it or not very little is exagerated lmao

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Kirishima Eijirou

owns the most social kitty in the world- like dad like furbaby

like a kid that says hello & waves to everyone on the street

has no qualms in making new friends be it cat, humans or even other animals

i headcanon kiri taking care of an old family dog, a sweet old doberman called rocky

kiri took him out for a walk one day, let him off at a dog park & he returns looking a little exasperated with a bright eyed bushy tailed little tortie glued to his side lmao

the size difference between the two is humorous but the cat is so unbothered, already so in love with his new bestfriend, running between rocky's legs, batting at those big paws playfully & already meowing up at kiri in greeting too

CANNOT seperate them. DON'T DO IT.

the little kitty starts CRYING the moment kiri TRIES to leave it behind & head back with rocky

had no choice but to take him home :)

everyone welcome pip (supposedly short for pebble) to the family

kiri brought him to the vet & everything because he acted too comfortable around people & even dogs 5 times his own size apparently

found out pip really was just a very friendly stray. a happy little thing :)

kiri is definitely one of those owners that never calls his pets by their given name lmao

rocky & pip are just 'big guy & little man'

kiri & pip both give off more doggy vibes than the actual dog lmao. the two have golden retriever energy while rocky is the calm old soul

they're just a wholesome little family <33

Sero Hanta

hanta has a long cat because i said so

actually no hanta has a meme cat

go ahead try to take a normal picture of fat gato. do it. i dare you.

you'll end up with a gallery of the stupidest cat pics

pics of him looking high af, butt licking pics, blep while he's sleeping pics, the list goes on

slap on top text, bottom text, you have a meme

not a single wholesome cute cat pic :') its never going to happen

fat gato is the chonkiest orange tabby you've ever seen btw

waddles around on his little legs

definitely overweight & lazy & on a diet

that meme of the vet showing a cat that he's overweight? that's him. that's fat gato.

hanta loves him tho. they're just both very chill & vibe together well. best homies.

oh OH- sero speaks to fat gato in spanish!! so he'll ONLY respond to spanish lmao.

like if the bakusquad comes over & tries to call fat gato over-

"fat gato! come here!" "we brought treats!"

and he'll just stare at them from across the room like 👁x👁

and sero will pop his head into the room from the kitchen & just repeat what they said in spanish "oye, gato. ellos tienen golosinas."

and its like a lightbulb just goes off in that furry head & he's rushing over with his stubby little legs, meowing excitedly for treats.

Ashido Mina

mina owns a hairless alien baby

i imagine she went to the shelter with every intention to get the prettiest model cat they have

but she laid eyes on this trembling little hairless baby with the most BEAUTIFUL blue eyes & the rest is history

and i would argue mina DID get the model cat she came for

queenie (look if mina can't name herself alien queen, she gets to call her child a queen) is a NATURAL model

that tiktok trend (?) of snapping candid photos to see if you're photogenic? QUEENIE

she just does 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 have 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 bad 👏🏻 angle 👏🏻

elegant little snob that poses for the camera, is insta famous & everything

because she's hairless, she doesn't mind clothes & is very okay with mina styling her

they totally have photoshoots together too!!!

mina's camera roll is just another level of #catmomlife

just the coolest mom & daughter on the block

you might think she's a spoiled furry brat but she's not 🥺

queenie is the most wholesome little kitty who loves mina a lot

making biscuits on mina's tummy when she's reading a magazine on her bed, 'grooming' her face when they're cuddling, just overall loving her owner

they kind of balance each other out too

mina is very outgoing & rowdy while queenie is more reserved & they make the best friends ever!!

Uraraka Ochako

chako is getting a little baby who is always hungry

his name is socks

because he's all white with a single orange striped foot (so really it should be sock as in a singular sock but sjksksj)

i imagine socks to match ochako's excited, cheery personality- a bit skittish around strangers but very friendly once he gets to know you

i think it would be funny if socks had a thing for deku too lmao

like ocha is bad at it but she tries being subtle about her crush on deku but socks gives no fucks

will run to the door, purring & meowing when deku comes over, licking his face & hands

deku doesn't mind but ocha's cheeks are just BURNING because it feels like socks is acting on HER feelings & she's just skhsks

he doesn't hoard deku tho. is happy to be with both mom & dad :)) good kitty :)

socks is also definitely one of those cats that get into your bread for some reason- takes a bite out of every. single. slice. right in the middle too.

ocha is just :'))

"you're lucky you're so cute you little RAT-"

she CANNOT leave any food or drinks in the open it WILL be stolen

its not like ocha doesn't feed him enough or anything. socks is just a ravenous lil baby & he just enjoys eating & tasting new things :')

not just meats and stuff like regular cats gravitate to either. if its food, he WILL have a taste-

ocha left orange juice on her desk? comes back to see him lapping it out of the glass

she's distracted on a phone call? socks will take the opportunity to taste the creampuff in her hand

he's just that meme of the kid running with a knife

"socks show me what you have!??"

"your lunch :D!"

"nO-"

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a/n: bakugou, kaminari & eri are alr in my drafts haha. i'm so unfamiliar w the format for headcanons. i don't wanna clog too many characters into one post so i limited it to three characters? is it better that way? shorter posts but more parts? idk. lmk what you think

[th3r34l-k1ng0f-h3ll]

I'MMA STEAL YOUR PFP MWAHAHAHAHAHH (I'm lazy ad fuck but i want to draw him with Damien and Pip tho)

(Btw i really like ur posts <3 have a great day!)

THANK U 🥺🥺 I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO THIS ASK MADE ME VERY HAPPY<33

[gardenoblues]

Last Sentence Tag War!!!!

Tagged by @averyaddamsromance aka @lefayrealm <33

Write the last line from your WIP (or post where you last left off in your art) and tag as many people as there are words in the line. This is still going huh? guess i have to up my game tho im doing something wyler related atm, glad i continued my wip last night. >< I'm actually kinda thankful for this?? since it helped me dragged my lazy ass and write so tysm<3

im tagging @anotherbluesunday @chinita-inzunza @chaoticstupiddm @grim-reaper-barbie13 @lovepoison9 @diamantdog @yangyangchuu @ijustthinkrickflagisprettyneat @nonamemanga @prefer-to-be-vilified @itshype <33 sryy again pips i know you've been tagged way too many times but this is serious business now as we all can see lol >o<

[hummingbird-hunter]

ok wait maybe I'm not lazy (because I'm a lil bit insane!)

Jose Mauro (Google him tho his whole story is fucking insane ngl!) Makes I think stuff in Portuguese.

Kit Sebastian makes stuff in I think English & French?

Azymuth is a Brazilian funk/jazz trio.

Arthur Verocai is Brazilian as well, he's made some cool stuff.

Lily Allen did a version of Smile in Simlish which is always fun if you have both in your playlist because it's a horrible 50/50!

The Mauskovic dance band is an interesting band, I think they're from the US?

Hypnotic Brass Ensemble is like 8 siblings and a random dude they hired to be a drummer, really good band, Ballicki Bone is very good.

I'm not sure what language it is but Haydar Haydar by Derya Yıldırım & Grup Şimşek is fun.

Out Of Reach by Klaus Johan Grobe is in German?

People, Let's Dance by Public Service Broadcasting & EERA is in German.

I think Men I Trust has stuff in Quebec French.

Utu by Eno X Dirty is a bop.

Sonos Cor De Rosa by Tiawa is Spanish & English.

Sudan Archives is in English but she makes really fun & interesting art pop especially in her current album cycle.

CASIOPEA is Japanese like Jazz, Mint Jams is a really good place to start.

MF DOOM & BadBadNotGood's song for GTA is partially in Spanish.

Also Madvillian by Madvilliany is one of the best albums I've ever gotten to listen to.

SAULT makes amazing music, they've pit out a crazy amount of music since 2019.

Birds Of Paradise by Karnan Saba & Hone Be Good is really good. (I really like the label it came from)

Ethel Cain's debut Preacher's Album is definitely something, I loved it, be warned it's fucked up, and long.

Pip Millet has a series of Amazing EP's, still need to listen to the album though).

MĀ has an amazing album (Breakfast with Hades).

Deltron 3030 by Deltron 3030 is a great album.

Leak 04-13 (Bait Ones) by Jai Paul is amazing, it's a tragedy that it ruined his creative drive.

Caroline Polachek has done 2 art pop records under her own name, both are amazing.

Ravenna has made some beautiful music.

Ayonha by Hamid Al Shaeri got me into Arabic Jazz.

Balkan - Honey and Blood by Jordi Savall is a really investing album, idek how i found it.

La Sabotesue by Yazz Ahmed is a really good album.

Dub Yalil by Natacha Atlas is just, an amazing song.

Cosmic Funk by Lonnie Liston Smith and the Cosmic Echoes is good, my brother loves it and he has amazing taste.

Todo De Ti is really good pop, it's all in Spanish but I'm surprised it didn't get a Dua Lipa remix.

The Nu Deco Ensemble version of I Am The Antichrist to You by Kishi Bashi is beautiful. but haunting

Rosalia's Motomami is amazing. Hentai is a really beautiful song.

Celeste's album "Not Your Muse" was a really good listen.

All You Get From Love Is A Love Song & Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft (The Recognized Anthem of World Contact Day) made me desperately to find this album from The Carpenters.

If you're feeling Horny the remix of Wizz by Coucou Chloe is fun, same with the Cupcakke remix of Good Puss. Also anything off Alias by Shygirl.

Roisin & Crooked Machine are great albums.

Tinashe's 333 is an amazing album, it's so good.

Orville Peck is gay country music.

Revulva is an 8 piece jazz band, Stop Pulling On My (Hair) is so pop though.

Lava La Rue makes amazing (and very queer music).

If I Sleep by Dystopia hits really hard.

Code by The Comet Is Coming had my friend jamming out because it sounds like the comet is coming.

I Feel Love by Donna Summer is one of the most important songs in moden music history and its so fucking good.

Nia Archives makes jungle, it's Drum & Bass but more fun.

Giving Up Air was a really nice EP by Bloodmoon, amazing production.

Julia Jacklin & Stella Donnely are both kinda sad Australians, thank you land of Muck for these artists. And the story of Engadine Maccas in 1997.

TRYON by Slowthai is really amazing, espech the A/B side differences.

Blood Orange's 4 songs are a nice chilled out 4 songs.

Self Esteem, I too do this all the time, but yet I don't Prioritize Pleasure.

She's So Kind by Harve is the sibling song of Theirs13 by JGrrey, both artists wrote the songs about eachother, truly a queer love story.

Wolf Alice's Blue Weekend has some moments more Blue than others.

The Danger Mouse & Black Thought album is well produced, with amazing features. Do not skip Strangers.

Doomsday by MF DOOM is an essential song, same with Nobody by Nas & Ms. Lauryn Hill, also recommended is One Mic, One Gun by Nas and 21 Savage.

Body Dysmorphia. by RAYE is such a constant mood!

this is the hits from my like 7.3k song spotify playlist

Thank you I am saving this

[lady-snow-flower]

22-24 for all of them

Favorite thing/part about sex—intimacy, role-playing, etc. Ber: the intimacy definitely. though he can get kinky, honestly his favourite position is just missionary because he wants to look into simba's eyes~ ew~ Hades: the release, definitely lol. He also likes the power dynamics in it-- likes to dominate, likes the high lol. Merida: similar to Hades, they would mostly love to dominate and probably wanna be praised lolol Nemo: Nemo loves fun, goofy sex. He likes to be silly and laugh with his partner the most. But also: compliment him during sex, thank u Pip: N/A this is private information Jun: N/A this is private information Amity: N/A she is exploring Snow: Snow's best sex she's ever had was with Estella and that was in part because...they had a lot of it and got to explore a lot of different things together. She also loves power dynamics. She loves roleplay. I think her favourite part was just the trust between partners to like-- be silly or be dangerous or to be vulnerable and so rip that Estella ripped that trust away and why she's had difficulty since!!! Penny: N/A she is exploring <3 Karen: They are all about new new new! They think it's a great way to get to know someone, learn their kinks and their likes/dislikes lol. Remy: Intimacy much like Berlioz, he wants things to be slooow and steamy~ and all about connection Least favorite thing/part about sex—cleanup, setup, etc

Ber: setup probably that would bore him to tears. he is very into spontaneous sex, loves sex where he shouldnt have sex Hades: answered Merida: emotions <3 keep that shit to yourself Nemo: clean-up he is veeery lazy and will moan and groan about taking a shower and wiping off etc (which sucks bc he loves~ messy sex. big fan of lube in this house) Pip: as a demisexual person most of sex honestly grosses pip out unless he is totally in love with you. in the future i do hc that he actually does not prefer anal. he'll do it when he's in the mood but is way more into other forms of sex. Jun: this is a stressful question for jun we can't answer that due to his anxieties Amity: n/a exploring Snow: for snow, sex is a ritual. if it's good sex, all parts of it are fun: the set-up is sexy, the foreplay is sexy, the clean-up and aftercare is sexy. She romanticizes every step idk what to tell u i guess if she feels like her partner isn't into it as much and she's putting in all the effort then she'd not like aspects of it lol Penny: n/a exploring Karen: actually is like snow, tho less sentimental lmfao, they're just like, bad part about sex??? its sex??? i like sex!!! Remy: also clean-up bc he's a bit of a neat freak so even tho he loooooves sex he'd probably get persnickety about the after.

. A song they would fuck/get fucked to

Ber: 3WW by alt-j... wow alt-j throwback Hades: uhhhh... he'd never think to turn on music. i guess if they dont want the kids to hear he's cranking up the classical music channel FLMAOOO Merida: also would never think to turn on music sorry Nemo: would fuck himself to robbie's music and send it to robbie. probs would do like, bazzi or justin bieber otherwise fsalkf;aslkfj Pip: too many to name. ariana grande on repeat. Jun: this is so embarrassing he doesnt want to answer any of these. like water by wendy Amity: it'll be taylor swift muna boygenius etc Snow: entirely depends on the mood and the plot ok like is this a bridgerton roleplay. is snow tied up in satin and gagged? these are very different soundtrack choices Penny: it'll be taylor swift maude latour caroline polachek etc Karen: macarena by blitzers. also just the macarena. you know the one. thrwo in some cha cha slide too why not Remy: soft and tender by november ultra

Share a sample line of dirty-talk

this sdlkafja;lskdjfasdlkfjad;lkfajsdf;lkajlkdajlkjal i refuse to do this one im sorry. the cringe is 2 much for me.

[imarealcat]

Im so glad you are! My brother hated it tho.

I think Pip would be a jade blood and seer of hope and Damien would be a fuchsia blood and a thief of blood. I also made them go through literally every quadrant lol i just like all of the quadrants so much. I think i made their relationship a bit too complicated. I elaborated more when i told my brother about it but im too lazy to type

Today's spam special: one message for every person you tag! (stackable)

With love, the @random-askbox-shit restaurant!

(ordered by @cloudstongue)

Kicked out due to crashing task manager: Maryland

@phbtt Even if you hate me and constantly beat the shit out of me, and make listen to you talk about Sonic and Dandy's World, im still very grateful that you let me go on elaborate rants about Damien and Pip's relationship and how they would be as homestuck trolls.

@piripiip i have nothing to say other than i love your artstyle a lot.

@cloudstongue thank you very much for calling me "intimidating in a good way" i've never been so flustered

im too shy to tag ppl

[noogats]

Hey-! Could I request a small Dip with Pip wearing one of Damien's sweaters? 👀

‘i dont care about anyone or anything!’ damien says as hes walking around holding his boyfriends hand

[606nox]

Moral orel

Moral orel mc they are the same age as orel and how the same trauma. Like they got shot and lived in a really messed up town. But without the pipping bag thing. Mainly because I wanna write this but I'm not comfortable writing that part. They also have killed themselfs multiple times.

Like for one thing I think m c would be really scared of rook because even tho he uses a bow it still reminds them about when his father shot him. I also feel like this would greatly upset rook but he wouldn't be pushy. I also think that her wouldn't like Vil because of the fact that he shares some of the same traits but not only that vil is very strick about the care people should put into their body and mc definitely has more than just depression so vil would be really strick thinking that m c is just a lazy child untell m c tells him about their life before twst so vil backs off. Everyone in nrc thinks they had it hard and mcs like yeah that must have been hard and then you ask them about their life and hit you with stuff like 'I've experienced death before' and they go on like nothing happened.

[insecurebee]

☕ - coffee or tea?

Flynn- Prefers coffee with "just a tiny little bit" of milk (by "just tiny little bit" I mean there's usually more milk than coffee)

Kai- Definitely coffee, you're looking at a caffeine addict over here

Adrielle- Likes both. Too lazy to make tea tho

Nia- Tea. Paw can't handle caffeine. The smallest bit of caffeine can give paw a complete heart attack

Kovan/Pip- Never had coffee, or tea, so uh, neither?

[what-nani-ano]

Hmmmm. That's a very happy response to Lilia....

Did his fangs get to you too?

You simply can't resist nice peeps and people who ask you things sweetly which actually makes you a very big list. You're an introvert easy pulled out of her shell. (I tried to pick peeps for Aurora too and... All I can see is her running for the hills. ^^' SHE KEEPS RESISTING PIP. AAAAA.) You get suckered in more easily.

OHHHH, YOU GOT A STORY OF HOW YOU'LL COLLECT IDIA? DO TELL~

Oh my... If this is what affects your pulls then Deuce, Trey and Kalim would come easily. Floyd is a coin flip. YOU GOTTA DRAG IDIA HOME. Lilia would be a surprise peep that appears.

Y e s fangs- but i like his personality a lot too- ���

Wanna know why I easily come out oF my shell? This is bc

I don’t care

bc sometimes I just think of it as a gacha game- 50/50 chance of getting a nice friend or getting a crappy one that leaves u disconnected and forgets abt u

buuut I dont mind either outcome, nice friend is nice ofc- and I'll keep them 💖 but getting a crappy one is not gonna change much, since if I'm unhappy i'll just introvert my way out of that friendship and be alone at peace again

in other words

I'll be a ghost *ba dum tsss* no seriously

So yeah basically, I don't care if I get a bad ending with extroverts- I can just go back to being alone and I’ll feel back to normal

I might approach first if they're shyer than me 👉👈 only if they're shyer than me- or if im protected behind a screen-

Yeahhhhh i made a story- hehehehehe but it's more of just an idea- I think I talked abt it before??? In a nutshell Jani meets the idia during ~the new years thing with juice and kalim~ (bc i want to 😳) they’re both in line and Jani sees him being all nervous and just thought he looked interesting and was like “hi” and then introduced herself- ofc they didn't talk a lot bc they were both shy, she pretty much just asked what he was tryna get from the bags and shiz and then that was the first time they met- didn't have much impact on both of them

akejaish BUT then they meet online in some multiplayer game or smth and become friends bc they had fun chatting- jani just doesnt reveal if she's a boy or girl when gaming online cus... why would u do that??? how can u even trust ppl on the Internet so easily with that info??? (dw I love ya’ll tho)

THEN on a twisted wonderland day of fate- She's looking for Azul in the board game club to maybe tell him about someone breaking rules/discuss business maybe? BUT THEN OYA WHO's THIS DUDE HE's PLAYING WITH? that Guy JANI TRIED to TALK TO? they finally meet properly then boom- something idia says reminds her of her online friend she mentions it and one thing leads to another then Idia is like "WTFFF U'RE A GIRL?!" and then friendship :D

wow I talk a lot- anywayy

Knowing my lazy ass I don't want to put any more effort in getting those three to come home- pshhhhhhh I-It's not like I want them to come home or anything!

If they dont come home then so be it- i cant control that lmao *just cuddles ruggie*

[wildnya]

next we have Leona Kingscholar and his saint bernard with her son,

Wendy and Pip

his chow chow

Creampuff (Cheka called him that when he was a pup and it stuck with him. Leona isn’t pleased by this)

and ragamuffin

Teddy

Pip will become Cheka’s once he’s grown enough.

and yes, all three are very lazy and cuddle bugs. tho Creampuff will join magishift practices. Wendy is older and doesn’t join very often. Teddy likes to watch and get pets from the players on break.