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[saphorexxxxx]

About Rhthm Hevem Mgmix

Simping for Sluggy for 3 years straight

[cyborg-franky]

PROMPT: wanna hear how you think your favourite character(s) cuddle (or “sleep in the same bed as” if you can’t see them cuddling) their s/o! Scenario or headcanon, doesn’t matter, I wanna hear how you think they cuddle!

GN Reader - SFW

Repost of mine from libary of ohara

Sharing a bed with Ace was both a blessing and a curse, depending on how you felt and how the weather was. Ace was a heater, a clingy heater that would hold you tightly to his chest. His hands would always find a way to grab at you while he slept, sometimes you would wake up with drool on your shoulder, in your hair.

You could feel the sweat between you, it was summer outside and Ace’s extra body head was going to be a problem. You needed to get the seastone bracelet out again. You would always wake up with Ace poking you in the back, he was a young man and tended to get this way.

Not that you minded, much, just sometimes a shower was needed the next morning. You made him wear seastone when he was sick too. The way he would sneeze and set the bed on fire, you’d been in the bathroom the first time it had happened, thankfully you learned from that. That and his nightmares…

Ace was soft though, he held you close, and you’d fall asleep with him whispering sweet things in your ear, just mumbling against your skin. He often fell asleep before you did. Then would come the snoring.

MARCO UNDERCUT

Getting Marco to come to bed with you was often a battle, when you did however it was often pleasant. He was always, always the big spoon. No ifs or buts, if you wanted to swap, he would more than likely fight you. He didn’t snore much, only when he was very tired to the point of passing out on you.

Marco would feel awful about it, he would fix the problem straight away but even someone like him with his great ability to control his devil fruit, sometimes your limbs would be tangled with wings or his cold, scaley and very sharp talons.

He’s nicked you more than once with the sharp points. You’d hiss and yell in your sleep, waking up the zoan and he’d realise what he’d done, quickly healing you and saying he was sorry repeatedly. The healing was nice though.

Speaking of accidental devil fruit powers in the night. Sometimes the wings, the flames, bright, so bright. Would wake you, you’d have to shake Marco awake ‘your too bright, can you… not?’ and he’d chuckle, half asleep.

Marco also wasn’t too hot; he was pleasantly cool on the summer nights. He liked to nuzzle his face against your neck as he was falling asleep. If you wriggled too much, he would be the one to tell you to go sleep on the couch in his office.

[c-rowlesdraws]

oohhhh, a new recommended 5-hour-long video about how the star wars franchise is overall repetitive and shallow... I too believe this, but, crucially: do I yet care enough about star wars to watch a 5-hour video about a star wars opinion that I already know I agree with going in...

[trashytoastboi]

🍍Marco Masterlist🍍

🍍 Fluff Alphabet: Marco – X, J, Y

🍍 Headcanons: Whitebeard (Edward Newgate), Marco, Ace, Thatch, Diamond Jozu, Vista x Platonically affectionate Reader

🍍 Headcanons: Law, Zoro, Marco, Katakuri x S/O who is afraid of physical intimacy due to past trauma

🍍 Headcanons: Marco x S/O with an Owl type Zoan fruit

🍍 Headcanons – ABO AU! - Alpha! Ace; Soul Mate AU! - Marco; ABO AU! – Alpha! Whitebeard (Edward Newgate)

🍍 Headcanons: Random Fluff for Marco

🍍 Headcanons: Marco, Ace – Reacting to discovering their S/O is actually a famous revolutionary

🍍 Headcanons: Mihawk, Marco – Random headcanons with F! S/O

🍍 Headcanons: Marco, Ace, Law – Reaction to finding their calm and quiet S/O bashing someone’s face through a wall

🍍 Headcanons: Ace with Sister!; Marco with F! S/O; Whitebeard with Daughter! – In the case of the Winter Soldier

🍍 Headcanons: Marco, Ace – with a Mute! S/O

🍍 Headcanons: Marco, Ace, Law – with a S/O who possess a demon devil fruit

🍍 Short Scenario: Marco - #5 Can I hold your hand? + #16 Don’t give me space, that’s the last thing I want from you

🍍 NSFW Scenario: Marco - #26. Aphrodisiac

🍍 Headcanons: #8. Jealousy – Sabo, Franky, Marco

🍍 Headcanons: Crocodile, Marco, King – with S/O who is kind and merciless

🍍 Headcanons: Law, Kid, Marco, Zoro x Short! Male! Crewmate who hides his injury after a fight and collapses as a result

🍍 NSFW Headcanons: Mihawk, Marco x Shy! S/O who has a size kink

🍍 Headcanons: Marco, Law x Drunk! Reader – Having to take care of their partner

🍍 Short Scenario: ABO AU! Alpha! Marco x F! Omega - #11. Nest/Nesting

🍍 Headcanons: ABO AU! Alpha! Haruta, Alpha! Izo, Alpha! Marco x Omega! S/O – #1. “Your scent is intoxicating”

🍍 Scenario: ABO AU! Alpha! Marco x F! Omega - #17. Possessiveness

🍍 Short scenarios : Alpha! Marco x Omega! Reader – #1. Your scent is intoxicating (NSFW); Alpha! Thatch x Omega! - #2. You’ll make a wonderful parent/mate ;Ace x Omega! NSFW #10. Impregnation/Breeding

🍍 Headcanons: Alpha! Marco, Alpha! Law, Alpha! Katakuri x Omega! S/O - Courting

[technicolor-flames]

Someone saying Hibari Kyoya represents toxic masculinity:

Me wondering what show they watched cause it damn well wasn’t the same one I did:

[eclec-tech]

"Tambor's Monster"

Once a mindless killer, Echo attempts to live out the rest of his unnatural existence in solitude. But your appearance in the woods one fateful morning gives him reason to hope for more.

Based on this exquisite art by @cloned-eyes.

Oh, but your scream! To hear the voice of another after so long was like music! Naturally, you ran. How could you not? I am a man made up of several men—stitched and stapled, bolted and riveted—my skin no warmer in hue than the lichen on the trees. My mind wandered. What would your voice have sounded like had you spoken a gentle word in Basic rather than a scream of revulsion? How would my name sound on your lips, tenderly uttered in friendship? No. Such things are all but forbidden to me now.

I was lucky to have received the gift of a scream.  

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[trashland-llamas]

Pineapple…on pizza? Why?

Idea taken from this post

Gn reader

Jamie still isn’t used to pizza overall, but he’s definitely one of those ‘I’ll try everything at least once’ type of guys. So he’d be like ‘why the fuck would anyone put fruit on a pizza?’ He sounds akin to an American saying ‘cunt’ when he uses modern cuss words. Unsure if he’s using it right. You’d told him pizza is a savory food. What he’d previously experienced so far was savory, but modern fruit was candy to him. Way too sweet most of the time. The added sugar not helping either. ‘Just try it. If you don’t like it, you never have to eat it again.’ Another concept that was foreign to the Scot, being able to say you don’t like something. ‘Alright, fine. Betcha got weirder flavors then this.’ Jamie would later be proven right when he’s introduced to cheeseburger pizza.

‘Huh.’ That was the only way he could describe it. Redirecting his hands to grab a napkin instead of rubbing the grease off on his tartan. Jamie appreciated the saltiness of the ham that paired with the almost obnoxiously sweet pineapple. ‘Never mind, that is good.’ You always worrying if he was going to choke with how quickly he ate. Both in this time and the last. To suddenly go from having such a structured schedule to a lax one must’ve been a culture shock.

‘Okay, that’s taking it too far. First fruit, and now you’re just putting a whole other dish on top.’ Complaining about the cheeseburger pizza in front of him. ‘You’re telling me there’s worse?!’

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

y'know, i'm super bad at being stealth given that i'm one of the manliest dudes i know and cis people are generally super oblivious

[capitalwildcat]

Explaining pronouns is frustrating but not because i mind explaining myself. It is frustrating because i do not have any desire to start a conversation with "so theres this image of a dominos pizza-".

(I am None gender with Left boy)

[synonymroll648]

IF LORE UPDATES APPLIED TO PEOPLE I WOULDVE JUST GOTTEN ONE OF MY HAPPIEST LORE UPDATES TODAY

[cyborg-franky]

Prompt:

Hello!! Could I request some headcanons or whatever you want, where the reader is talking to one of the crew members or a friend about her crush and has a corny code name for him like ‘cutie pie’ and said cutie pie overhears and tries to figure out who the readers crush is and can’t figure it out so the reader keeps giving him clues but he doesn’t get it until it’s super obvious. Hope that makes sense. And thank you!!!

GN Reader - SFW

Ace

Ace first hears you talking about your crush when he’s rounding the corner, and see’s you talking to Marco who looks amused at the conversation topic.

“Just my little, Matchstick.” You sigh dreamily, having had a crush on Ace for what seemed like months.

He squinted as he stuffed his mouth at the dinner table when you talked to Izou this time about ‘Matchstick’ and what he’d apparently done that was so ‘wonderful’ and it was pissing him off.

Ace had no idea it was your nickname for him, everyone else knew and just watched as Ace stumbled around in jealous obliviousness.

Seemed you had to step up your game, whenever you knew he was in earshot you would test nicknames, more pointed than the last.

It wasn’t until ‘Flaming freckles’ did it click with him.

Others had been this close to grabbing Ace and shaking him, screaming in his face that you had a crush on him.

You both ended up skirting around one another for about a week before Pops burst the bubble and was basically like ‘now kish’

Marco

At first you try a subtle name because you aren’t sure you want Marco to know about your all-consuming crush just yet and Marco is very astute.

You swear with each smirk on his lips and raise eyebrow whenever he is near you that he just knows.

You wanna play it cool at first. Only talking about him vaguely. Calling him ‘Pina Colada’ when mentioning him in conversation.

He hears you and Jozu walking past his office window, hearing you gush about how ‘cute’ this Pina Colada was and for a good week he has no idea.

This gives you time to decide you want the good doctor to know you want to give his face kisses and hold his hand.

You and Ace are sitting outside his window one day and Ace hands you a slice of pineapple from his stack of fruit he’d acquired from the kitchen.

“I love pineapple, reminds me of my cute bluebird.” You hum happily and Ace just grimaces “Oh gross, shut up.” He huffed, nudging you.

“Oh, is that so?” you both look up at the window, seeing Marco peering down over the edge, amusement on his face, half-lidded eyes focused on you.  “Maybe the ‘bluebird’ like you too, yoi.”

“Oh, gross.” Ace repeats and stuffs an apple in his mouth wishing he wasn’t there.

Thatch

Every time you mention him in passing with others it’s always some bread-related pun or name which makes everyone side-eye you. You used all the puns you can, mentioned his ‘bread rolls’ and get Marco to snort coffee up and out his nose.

Thatch has no idea but can’t help feeling jealous at all the attention this person is getting from you.

It’s a little annoying and he feels his eyebrow twitch when you mention ‘My lovely baguette man’ and he’s very close to shaking Marco and Ace down for information, or rather lay at their feet and whine till either one of them gives in.

You thought he would have gotten it by now with how obvious and frankly obnoxious you are about the whole thing.

Marco and Ace just want the dance to be over.

One day you step into the kitchen with Ace, talking about this and that before you decide to make a very clear point “I really like his smile, his wonderful warm smile that’s as soft as the bread he’s baking.”

Ace drops his plate on the floor, a face that looks aghast at your bombshell subtly as Thatch whirls around, the biggest grin on his face.

“An’ I like yours darlin’!”

“Oh, thank fuuuck.” Ace groans as he collects the food off the floor.

[comfymommy]

[delightful-goblins]

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[ineedhjalp]

legit just read 'spongebob squarepants' as 'spongebob squarepenis', am i gay or is my gender just presenting itself in a very forward was

[limestoner]

Undulating abdominal muscles. Now it feels like I’m playing Rebound in my abdominal cavity. I don’t remember exactly how to play but I remember the pink and green rings around silver planets. In my mind I would call it Galactic Pinball: the Good One.

My abs are moving like a roller coaster slide. A Sloaster? Because there are no rollers and you’re not going as fast? But Sloaster seems like a combo slow cooker and toaster. I know you can Frankenstein any appliances together that you want to like a vacuum with a pencil sharpener, like k don’t need to write it writ right now I’m okay. But it’s there, kb the vachmum. Actually if the pencil sharpener was connected to the vacuum so that the shavings went into the bag or wall that would be better because I always spill the shavings on the floor by accident:

Searched GIFs for Mish Mash from Brave Little Toaster which I need to watch again someday soony. And got this. It’s every material. It is no materjalZ it is the nebulous blob! And it comes in every color of the twinbow. Rainbow, lol. I heard sometbint about many double rainbows recently. What was it. Here I DuckDuckGo!

I went down a rainbow hole that sound like sometbint but isn’t lookin for rainbows in the news math lately. There was a double in New York. On Monday.

But with more searching there were double rainbows there other years too. Coincidence? Yeah, so there are probably lots of multiple rainbows that no one noticed because they weren’t focused on it skyline that day. Enjoy more rainbows every day and especially on the days when you need a rainbow the most. The sky does what it does because of mule curls lol molecules, smaller than beings but the beings cannot alter, only begin to appreciate.

The last bright yellow sun streaks in a darkening purple sky with orange and some pink. Is my favorite sky canvas. Not quite this but this was the best I could find. Especially when I am somber. A fleeting moment and then darkness seems to last forever. For some, it will; but for others, they may sleep before they are wakened by the dawn.

I tried to write down my thoughts about how the sky (physical amtospjere) and the setting and culture at the time [social atmosphere]z . I like that one better than the first because it explains what I meant without my poor attempt to be poetic gumming up the workeZ.

Okay. I should make a food so that when I suddenly become HUNGRISHISHLICH HUNGRY!!!! There will be sometbint ready to eat that won’t be too hot