#pineapple dude

[skeletondremmer]

guess who got way to into the new shovelware game on roblox i got real lazy on the background

heres some extras of this little dude i made

[theswedishpajas]

Ok but what if…

[mxnster-soul]

karaoke?!?! what is bill singing,,, what is that funky little guy's music taste,,, the internet wants to know.

Omg, we're absolutely VIBING to Prom dress, Charlie's inferno, Miss Miseryguts, some meme shenanigans, and other stuff (story of undertale cuz it's a banger)

Turns out our tastes in music is hella similar ^^

[shentheauthor]

I love starting something new and just KNOWING that the story is going to destroy me, even though I’m going in blind

So anyway I started in stars and time today—

[strebcr-a]

There's a lot you can and should absolutely critisize/callout Viz and Hazbin/Helluva for. However all the actual criticism gets lost in some of the stupidest, nitpicky, bad faith, petty bullshit ever. That's all I'm gonna say. 😔

[tlmtwelve]

Satyr Jesse

Creature Prompt: @pinahallowsevecloneparty

[furbsaregoodbois]

hey so like is this pineapple furblet actually not for sale anywhere yet?

I need Hoo-lah.

I gotta get Kokomo this friend

[metaldevilll]

today was the day i found out irl palpers listens to britney spears... and also the day where i drew fanart of his character singing toxic. BRILLIANT

[fisheadz]

I’m real tired rn and I really wanted to blabber about my guy Des, but I didn’t know what to blabber about that wouldn’t turn into a big ol rant so I did some Desmond headcanons and stuff, both for canon and for my Everybody Lives AU.

Been a hot minute since I’ve done one of these, anyways. Been having headcanon withdrawals sigh. I’ve got lots of voicelines… maybe soon, maybe.

• He actually doesn’t REALLY like cats, although he does think they’re pretty cute. More of a “no fur in MY carpet thank you” kinda guy. Not partial to cats or dogs or rodents or any of that. The one exception has always been Tonia.

• His parents really wanted him to be a surgeon or something, something that’d be attention-grabbing like “oh yeah, MY son’s a TRAUMA SURGEON!” Something that screams important. They got mad at him for going down the therapy route, because they don’t see that as having any value compared a surgeon. Assholes, his parents. Haven’t had a healthy convo with him since.

• He babysat Virginia’s brother Freddie when he was young, since Freddie would need someone watching over him while his parents were busy with Ginny and her pageants. Freddie doesn’t remember Desmond babysitting him, and Desmond hasn’t realized that he’s Virginia’s brother (he’d find this out eventually in the AU). (Also headcanon that Desmond inspired him to be a nurse, since Des was already planning for med school at that point).

• Super sad drunk. This is TECHNICALLY canon, but I’m adding it cos I think it’s interesting.

• He actually swears a lot, outside of work. Loud “GODAMMIT!”’s and “FUCKING HELL!”’s can be heard whenever he messes up some important paperwork or stubs a toe. Or when he finds a certain favorite mug of his broken on the floor. Couldn’t be Tonia, tho. Tonia’s a sweet little angel who would never :).

• In Everybody Lives, he and Dave end up as good friends, while visiting Virginia in the hospital. Plus, bro probs needed some therapy of his own after what happened to his girlfriend (and after witnessing it when it happened), and he needed the company. They stop and talk whenever they bump into each other, and talk over the phone sometimes. On very rare occasions, they’ll pull out some goofy lettuce with some other friends and just chat for a couple hours.

• ^ He smokes some weed every so often, not because he particularly enjoyed the high, but to keep himself from getting too stressed all the time. It doesn’t work at all, but his hope is enough to pull him through. He did it more frequently with Magdalena, and when he was in college. He’s done this less and less as he got older, but he started doing it again after the water contamination, when everything was high-stress all the time and he needed to find any silver lining.

• Bisexual, but he doesn’t know this until Everybody Lives, when he and Lucas bond more over the Things That Happened. He has a mini crisis over this, but it’s less to do with the bisexuality and more to do with his guilt surrounding Magdalena (and some fabricated backstory stuff that I fabricated a bit ago but I’m not counting that).

• When he was a kid, he was given some freshly cut, extra juicy pineapple, and wasn’t warned about the punishment your tongue receives when feasting upon freshly cut, extra juicy pineapple. Thus, he grew up to hate pineapple because all he can think of when he smells it is “ow oof ouch owie ouch ough oof owie-”. No I’m NOT projecting SHUT IT- (I really like pineapple but it has bad memories attached so I can’t eat it normally and I’m sad >:’/ sometimes I can still feel the burn.) This is also the reason that Rainbow mentions Desmond not liking pineapples in one of his calls.

• He like spider :>. Especially fuzzy little jumpy spider :>. And also orb weaver spider :>. Just spider in general, he like spider :>.

• He has a bad habit of isolating himself without meaning to; avoiding his neighbors, keeping small talk outside of work to a minimum, barely every speaking with his coworkers, all of that. This MAY or MAY NOT stem from an innate fear of inadvertently hurting people by being himself and not the specially curated self that he puts on for work and stuff, but we’ll never know sad face.

• In Everybody Lives, he has a hard time sleeping due to the guilt from missing Allen’s call. This has certainly led to some Problems, but he finds a way to cope healthily, eventually.

And that’s about all the brainpower I have atm in one blorbo post, lol. I’ve got more, but idk how to translate hyperfixation thoughts to text, so those will come some other time :3.

[laski-and-sage]

Maxwell: How come that, if a house is 'haunted' it's always a ghost from the 1700's?

TJ: Because a ghost from 2003, screaming 'IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH!' is too realistic.

[allertonhoe]

the way i almost posted on monday night that drew could play steve rogers after watching this but didnt…. im laughing

[so-called-egg]

i love wearing my fishnet gloves and my queer shirts and sitting in class drinking my pineapple juice out of a tin can!

i love when people are able to look at me and go "yeah that's a faggot"!!!! and i'm so sorry for all of my siblings who are not able to do these things. may one say you be free!!!

[bee-whistler]

Is there some psychological explanation for a person who regularly says, “I thought you/they hated eggs/pineapple/other third thing…” even though you can’t figure out why this person would be under that impression? It’s not a frequent thing, just that this person seems to be the only one in the family to make these statements.

Best I can figure, it’s the tendency of said person to make snap judgments from the information on hand, and their reluctance to linger over nuance because it takes too much time.

[stabbyfoxandrew]

fucking hell. reading wolfsong has made me love my own wolf boy ocs so much again (leander and jace)(i haven't posted about them yet)

but i have just written like 1200 words of them sniffing each other

[deus-ex-mona]

why ken is the laddest lad to ever lad:

he only has one (1) date outfit…

…and it’s not even his.

[strebcr-a]

How I sleep never to have watched a single Lily Orchard video, and never planning too in the future 👍