I still think the funniest thing that's ever been established as kinda canon in drizzt books is that backporting is quite real and characters with powers from like second edition are still just hanging out quietly in the narrative
Underrated part of LOD was drizzt reconnecting with pikel and pikel trying to explain an elaborate plot to him
And drizzt comes out to tell artemis the vaguest details and artemis goes “that’s all you know?? You two were in there talking for like TWO HOURS-“for drizzt to immediately snap at him HAVE *YOU* EVER HAD A CONVERSATION WITH PIKEL BOULDERSHOULDER??SHUT THE FUCK UP
Games LoD characters would play with little Brie/Breezy when babysitting. If you don’t know who that is keep reading the books and skip this
Drizzt we already know it’s in the books
Artemis: the longest game of hide and seek
Dahlia: pretend to be a sleeping lion. The best game to keep kids quiet all day
Guen hunting lessons for the little kitten
Jarlaxle: a game of ‘whatever Breezy wants Breezy gets’. Lots of toys, cakes and sweets get brought
Pikel: fun gardening time
Regis: fishing trip or catching worms for fishing. Bugs are fun
Catti-Brie: Enlarge spell on Breezys fav toys. Giant teddy bears to play with
Gromph: no games only magic lessons. She’s got to learn early before she becomes a ranger or something worse
Wulfgar: Breezy points at something and Wulfgar yeets it as far as he can
Bruenor: a fun game of ‘helping pops battlehammer find his keys to the chest he lost’
Athrogate: who can bwahahaha the loudest
Pwent banned from babysitting for giving her battlerager lessons
Grandmaster Kane: stay here while I traumatise train your dad again
Dragon sisters: dresses baby breezy in food costumes (egg, hotdog, tomato, pumpkin) and get paintings made because she’s so adorable we could eat her up ahahaha
Tweet: "Drizzt has gone feral and all his friends went home. Obould got a promotion from king to god king.
Drizzt gets new friends but swiftly loses half of them.
Bruenor is comatose but no one can find his DNR.
In the end you win some, you lose some, and sometimes you explode them."
10/10 WIN!!!
This book absolutely fab ;; not a dull moment
So Catti-brie is having sword problems again controlling her bloodlust.
Drizzt very much wants someone like him, and his wish is fulfilled by Innovindil.
The dwarves hang onto Bruenor as a beacon of hope, and that if they had let him die then that symbolically mean that all hope was lost, it was the idea of Bruenor, of an inspiring leader that they held onto. Drizzt in the meantime had a good cry session believing he had nothing left to lose. I don't know where I'm going with this. Hey speaking of his cry sesh he names his losses of Zak, Bruenor, Ellifain, the other companions. It's better that she was left out but at least spare some mind for your sister that raised you, was yet another victim to the lolth cult, and forsaken lolth while dying in your arms dude
Regis my beloved - that is all - actually wait i'm not done ; time and time again Regis steps up for the family who loves him his duty lies with them
Things are getting tense between obould's army and his allies ; i hope gerti decides to team up against him teehee
I hope things turn out alright for nanfoodle - he's not all that willful and shoudra was a very large force in keeping everyone off their suspicious tale.
Pikel should take a page out of Merle Highchurch's book
But now the dwarves (save for 51) are within Mithral hall and a reunion with Drizzt seems very unlikely (although they were very close!)
But obould seems unstoppable now as he just keeps getting upgrades - cant type gotta read nao
saat sabah altı henüz güneş doğmamış. büyük bir nimetle uyandım, serinlik nimeti. Allah her darlığı böyle genişletsin, her yangını böyle serinletsin. haftalardır sıcaktan vücudumuzun dengesi bozulmuştu bak şimdi lütfetti. günlerdir ayak ucunda bekleyen, kullanılmayan pikeler gece ayak yordamıyla üzerimize çekilmiş. elhamdülillah, verdiğin her nimet için binlerce hamd.