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splatoon oc 😼

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hhhAHACK COUGH EUGH HHONEYCLOVES

every time i read your username i read it as "hhhhh-honeycloves", like a cat spitting up a large hairball.

LMAO i should change my discord display name to hhh-oneycloves just to mess with you

every time you see me, cough up my name like phlegm

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My piece for the @tltfashionzine ! So excited to finally post this, and can’t wait to get the zine in the mail!

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GIDEON AND CAM BABEEEYYYY FOR @tltfashionzine

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They call me the girl kisser because of the way I uhm. Uh. Well.

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Peace girl

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I couldn't decide if I'm a necromancer or a cavalier so I made a silly little quiz about it, you should also take my silly little quiz !

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the bisexual Gideon Nav thing lives in my head rent free actually because every time I just remember how she spent the entirety of her book describing protesilaus as basically an overly buff dude, an inoffensive manhunk, just a guy yknow

and then it's revealed that he's basically a walking corpse like yeah alright Gideon thank you for the appropriate amount of attention dedicated to the zombie bodybuilder, do tell me more about coronabeths hair.

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Harrowhark: 2 souls and divine possession breakfast is the most important meal of the day, that's right

Palamedes Sextus (currently taking the form of Camilla Hect trying to get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair

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link the quiz op

idk if I ever mentioned this but back in September when I made this Necro or Cav quiz I remember still sitting on the couch where I just made the quiz an hour ago and drinking some wine with my roommate while reading people's messages. And I still vividly remember seeing an interesting name pop up and out loud saying "lmao some dumbass pretended to be torbooks in my quiz" to my roommate.

It was very funny until exactly five minutes later when on microblogging website Tumblr dot com,

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I need to sleep

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I think her weirdness has more to it than just that.

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Love it that every time I let it slip that I like, talk German I immediately get a bunch of Germans in my tags being funny af. Wir tun Knochen und so nh.

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Semifinals Match 1

The Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) vs Sister Beatrice (Warrior Nun)

Harrow is a nun of the Ninth House. She's been described as a space goth necromancer fantasy sci-fi bone nun.

Sister Beatrice is a secret Demon-Fighting Warrior Nun of the Order of the Cruciform Sword.

The Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus

She’s great. She has so many fucking problems. She’s been running the goth space convent since she was 10. She’s puppeting her dead parents around. She doesn’t like tastes. She is extremely passionate about bones. She’s locked in a twisted bond of love and violence and devotion and sacrifice with her childhood best enemy. She lobotomized herself to preserve the best enemy’s soul. She’s been in love with the corpse of the Devil all her life. She goes around in bone jewelry and skull face paint. She’s a sad wet cat who was born in a cardboard box all alone, etc. She chopped another woman’s arm off and regrew a skeleton arm, in a sexual way. She has awkward little fireside chats with God where he makes millennia-old meme references at her and she does not drink the proffered tea. She saw God make a your mom joke and it “destroyed some cavern of her reverence”. She’s even gay. She’s everything.

Sister Beatrice

No propaganda submitted.

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found it here btw