#piggy next gen

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Some more characters from The Muppets Star Trek.

Emotional scene from Muppets Star Trek.

[car-o-line]

Oh boy uhm. Really nervous to ask this

First of all, I've recently started following you and I just have to say, I love your work. Everytime I read your posts it has me giggling and kicking my goofy little feet in the air./pos /gen

I was wondering if you could write about what if Doey and his 3 consciousness would do with a blind player /w broken glasses (Their vision is shit and can only make out things if they're REALLY close to their face 💔)

It's completely fine if you don't want to do this or don't have the time, just dropping down a small request :3

AHJBHEJFGWQKJBHKFER, ahem, thank you omg ur so sweet- and also this came to me at the right time because my vision is also ass but I refuse to wear glasses so shhh🤫🤫🤫 AND DO NOT BE NERVOUS ABOUT REQUESTING I DON’T BITE, PINKY SWEAR😤

Doey with a reader whose vision is bad bad 👓🤏😐

You honestly had no idea how you’ve made it this far-

From using your grab pack to grab handles that seem just like a glowing color, to reaching for batteries that seem like a speck of dust, and even not knowing that you killed monsters(you didn’t even realize Catnap died until Poppy told you herself)

Speaking of Miss Wendy’s head, she also has no clue how you came such a long way. But she figured that if you could manage to do all of this without good vision, the things you could do with perfect vision would be unimaginable in a place like this.

Either way you survived and you did the job, that’s all that counted.

After escaping..uhm, a rainbow lion or whatever. You quickly came across a green dinosaur that somehow made piano noises, though for the 15 seconds that you first saw him, the next 15 seconds were how he died. You couldn’t tell what killed him until the something crawled out of the darkness and came straight up towards you.

“Hiya there pallll, don’t worry! I won’t eat you. Ahahah..”

You recognized who that something was, Doey. You were a pass employee after all, but he was hard to see. And hard to understand where he was at during the whole encounter. Was he spying on you when you couldn’t see? Who knows?

The mascot told you to follow him as he managed to squeeze his way through the holes in the brick walls, which made everything wayyyyy more confusing than it had to be.

Appalled, you literally just didn’t know where to go to follow him, you looked up, down, left, right, but all you could see was a blur.

Doey, eventually realized that you weren’t following him, so when be went back to where you first were, he was meant with you trying to grab the handle above(you found out how to follow him eventually) and missing each time miserably.

“Do you need help with that bud?”

(he scared you to death)

You sheepishly told him that you could not see a single thing unless it was real close to you. That’s why you’re missing so much.

He was a bit dumbfounded because if you were “Poppy’s friend,” wouldn’t she had chosen someone who would be the least at risk when it came to this sort of things. He imagined that if he grabbing a handle was a hassle for you, then everything else you’ve done must have been horribly troublesome for you.

Because Poppy wouldn’t let someone who’s basically BLIND do all her dirty work..right?

Right????

He decided to deal with that problem later, for now he wants to guide you personally to Save Haven. Somewhere where you can be safe until it’s not, or until he figures out what to do with you.

His way of transporting you was simple, just for you to piggy-back ride him til the area was reached(Jack just wanted a way to kind of actually touch someone without doing it randomly🎀)

Once at Safe Haven he had the Medic check up on you in case you got injured in anyway while he had a “chat” with Poppy.

“You let someone who can barely see go out and do all of the things someone in top-notch shape should be doing?”

“Listen Doey, who else is going to be down here and help us. Who else is capable to do the things they’re doing!?”

“Not them.”

“Doey-”

“I know you want this to happen as fast as possible Poppy. But using Y/n isn’t the right option, it’s a miracle they’ve survived for this long. And if they would’ve died, it would’ve caused the Prototypes attention much more then if Y/n hadn’t came here to begin with.”

“You don’t get it, Y/n has potential- you’ve seen what they’ve done!”

“And it’s great, but they’ve done enough. They will stay here until the Prototype is dead, end of discussion Poppy.”

And he means to keep his word until he physically cannot do so anymore.

Matthew is definitely the most concerned about your predicament. When he’s in control he’ll kind of be like a butler or a guidance for you. He makes sure that the other toys in Safe Haven know about your vision so that if they play or you’re helping them do whatever, that they know to either play gentle or not ask too much from you when you’re around.

Kevin did not give two craps at first I’m so so sorry😭 He’s so inconsiderate ain’t he beginning like, they don’t have glasses? Are they poor? When he’s first met you he purposefully hid your items from you just so you get annoyed. But when you got closer with his personality, he yells at anyone who bothers you or hides things from you. A hypocrite at his finest.

Jack used your vision as an opportunity to bond with you. Even if he wasn’t purposely doing it he sometimes uses your lack of sight to his advantage for entertainment. If you need something but can’t see it(it’s literally on your sleeping bag and you’re IN the tent) he makes a game out of it like if he finds it first you have to give him a hug or a high-five. He also wonders about it most too, so you literally just cannot see? Interesting…he said he’d cry if that happened to him. Okay Jack. Okay.

#ThisIsWhyYouDoNotBreakYourGlassesOrYouWillEndUpLikeY/n

[secrettastemakerland]

i haven't watched zootopia in so long but i wonder if judy and nick had a child....what would happen? like they probably can't have a child canonically but i mean cartoon logic....i kinda wanna know what would happen like what would it look like

OH FREPPE YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD REWATCH IT!!! JUST AS A REFRESHER FOR NEXT YEAR YA KNOW /lh /gen

I feel like nick and judy would probably make the choice to either adopt or foster tbh. Cause of their righteousness and past respectively ya know?

But as for cartoon logic? Maybe like a Kermit and Miss Piggy kinda deal? With their pig frogs and green frogs hehe

But with gray foxes and red bunnies ofc

[fishsouper]

i’m reading a book called lord of the fly fest by goldy moldavsky and it is. literally a lotf au and i love it so much

it’s about a group of teens, a mix of musicians, influencers, and fans, who are stranded on a tropical island after a trending music gathering called fly fest turns out to be a scam

the main character is rafi (ralph), who has a podcast and is currently investigating whether musician river stone killed his girlfriend. she is wandering in the woods when she meets peggy (piggy), a non binary techie who is the only one able to figure out how to access wi-fi (the specs)

rafi has a microphone (the conch) and calls everyone together on the beach. there she meets many other kids, including twins paul and ryan (sam and eric)

then, the dangerously self absorbed influencer crowd shows up (the choir) lead by queer makeup artist and all around asshole jack dewey (jack obvy). he, rafi, and river go explore the island while peggy keeps track of the others.

next, rafi meets sierra madre (simon) a beauty influencer thought of as the prettiest person ever with a strange but sweet personality. she quietly assures rafi it will all be okay because everything will always turn out good and gives rafi a flower crown. sierras a bit looks-focused but is still kind:

it took me a while to figure out who rivers lotf equivalent is, but as soon as rafi saw him brutally gutting a fish in the dead of night i knew he was roger. he acts very roger-y as well.

other cool little details:

-greer (percival). they are greer at the first meeting, smaller than the rest, and always crying about something. she wants her villa, she wants her vegan sandwich, she wants her mom, she’s worried all the time, etc

-instead of painting their faces with blood, jack wannabies cover themselves with his beauty products which i think is silly

-peggy is highly revered and respected for their ability to get wi-fi, but jack and his gang eventually break into their tent and steal their router (stealing the specs)

-sierra does not die like simon, but goes missing, and rafi suspects jack and/or river killed him

-in a nod to jack merridews hunting obsession, jack says “are you saying there are wild hogs on this island? if i wanted to party with wild hogs, i would have gone to my cousin lionel’s seventh birthday party”

-in the first scene with the influencers, one of them passes out, and jack says “probably from secondhand embarrassment”

so. basically.

this book is really cool so far because. its literally lotf. it’s an interesting au as well?? like rafis one of the only people who isn’t a very stuck up influencer. it was written in 2022 so it has commentary on gen z culture, social media pros and cons, the pandemic, and good queer rep. it also stays true to the dangerous nature of children that lotf has, just with less murder lmao.

i really recommend this book to the lotf fandom in general!! i got it at my local library but i’m sure you can find a free audiobook version or get it online.

[puppylove24680]

my little oc next gen family :DDD

im embracing my cringe era, anyway heres Ruby the Red Panda and her daughter Jade Prower with an adult Tails.

Ruby is an academic and super into the theoretical side of chaos energy and stuff, they met in college when Tails was a bit past his adventuring days and doubling down on engineering and other nerd stuff

Jade is eight years old and her dad would have a heart attack if she was in any of the situations he was in at her age. Being a parent gave him a huge amount of respect for Sonic raising him and getting him to where he is now.

Jade isn't sure she believes when her Uncle tells her stories about saving the world, but she loves when he gives her super fast piggy back rides and holds her so she can ride on the wing of her dad's plan like he does.

[legofanguy]

Dad December day 27 Bring your father to school day

A Ranma 1/2 fanfiction for @daddecember event Dad December day 27 Bring your parent to school day featuring Ibuki and some next gen oc that I made.

Today is career day in Ibuki's school in which students bring one of their parents to school to talk about their career to their child class. Ibuki's father Ranma Saotome said to the class, "In the Tendo and Seotome Everything Goes Martial Ars Dojo, we teach every known martial arts there is." and most students are impressed by this. Just then, a student voice call out, "I'm back." and a black hair teenage in a uniform come with a woman wearing a white dress with long hair and holding a black piglet with a yellow and black scarf come in and the student said, "I'm sorry that I was late, teacher. I was giving my parents the tour of my school and I didn't realized the projects has started." The teacher said to the student, "Actually, I think you are from class 3-C, and this is class 3-B." and the stunned student look at the sign to see this is not their class while the student's mother said, "Anyway, my name is Akari Hibiki, owner of the Unryu pig farm, and this is our family pet P-Chan." Ranma look surprised for a moment and he quickly grab P-Chan and run off with Ibuki chasing after him. Ranma run into the boy bathroom and Ibuki chase after her father as he soak the black pig in hot water and it turn into a man, to Ibuki's shock and she quicky run out as Ranma said to the man, "Hey there, Ryoga." As Ibuki run off, she bump into the student whose said, "Hey, what is wrong?" and Ibuki quickly said, "Oh, I'm okay. I just save your pig from my crazy dad and...." before the student ask, "Did you see P-Chan turn into a man after you kiss him?" and Ibuki pause and she said, "Y-Yes...." The student sigh and said, "My name is Naomi Hibiki, and P-Chan is actually my father Ryoga Hibiki." and Ibuki was a bit surprised as Naomi begins to explains, "My father wander the world when he was around our age when he fall under a curse that cause him to turn into a black piggy and back, which he can become human with a kiss from a woman. Since my mother love pigs, my father is both her husband and our family beloved pet." Ibuki said to Naomi, "Wow, guess we girls have some father problems." and Naomi said, "I'm a boy." which Ibuki pause as she realized that Naomi is indeed a boy and her face turn red just as Ranma as a girl come out with Ryoga as a pig and said, "Hey, Uncle Ranma left awhile...." before seeing Ibuku's red face and she ask, "Ibuku, what is wrong with you? Why is your face red?"

[financecontributors]

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Tax Basics: Adulting alert! Understand deductions, credits, and why Uncle Sam wants a piece of your pie. TurboTax is like your nerdy sidekick. 🤓

Remember, we're all leveling up together. Share your money hacks, memes, and existential crises. Tumblr, let's vibe! 🚀💸

More Explain: https://finance.worldculturepost.com/2024/07/financial-management-for-personal.html

[devilsrecreation]

Some random incorrect Electric Mayhem quotes

Zoot: *at Robin* Uh…want a beer?

Floyd: He’s 10!

Zoot: I dunno! What am I supposed to do with him?!

Teeth: Heeeyyyy~

Sam: …..

Teeth: What’cha dooooin?

Sam: I’m busy.

Teeth: How busy would you say you are from 8 to 9?

Sam: 14!

Teeth: Sam, I’m no mathmatologist, but I’d say that’s a lot

Sam: *opening the door for Teeth* IT IS!

Piggy: Take. It. OFF.

Floyd: *wearing a shirt with an offensive pig joke* I. Would. Rather. Die.

Piggy: THEN YOU WILL DIIIIEEEE!!!

Floyd: *screaming*

Probably MMW

Teeth: Alright! Looks like the next country we’re playin’ in is Israel

Zoot: Never heard of it

Floyd: Zoot, you’re Jewish

Zoot: …..Oh yeah

Animal: Nenenenenenenenenenenene-

Nora: *whispering loudly* Animal, what are you doing?!

Animal: Stealth noise! Nenenenenenenenenenenene

Floyd: *laughs* Nenenenenenenenenenenene

Nora: Everyone, shut up! We’re going to get caught!

Literally all of the Mayhem (and Moog): Nenenenenenenenenenene

Constantine vs the Mayhem

Constantine: When I’m done with you, you won’t be able to see out of both eyes

Dr. Teeth: Congratulations, you are as effective as pollen.

Constantine: I MEAN I’m going to make you feel pain!

Janice: Um, meat already does that so-like….next

Constantine: You won’t be able to think straight!

Zoot: Try having ADHD.

Constantine: I’M GOING TO BASH YOUR HEAD INTO A WALL!

Lips: That already happens to me!

Floyd: C’mon man, be creative!

Constantine: I’M GONNA MAKE YOU WANT TO DIE!

Scooter: I’m part of Gen Z! You’re late to the party!

Constantine: WHAT INTIMIDATES YOU?!

Animal: EIGHTH GRADERS!

Floyd: We’re like one big happy family! I’m the dad and Janice is the mom-

Janice: Why am I the mom? Like, what gender roles are we pushing here?

Zoot: I know they’re probably thinking I’m like the son? but I’m not���.I’ll be the gay emo cousin

Teeth: I’ll be the son! The hotshot who’s only dream is to be a star~

Animal: Out of jail uncle!

Lips: And I’m the sassy aunt…who talks sh/t about everyone

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

Do you ship anyone with katsuki bakugo?

Yes I do!!

I'll start with fun random guilty pleasures of ships with him and the last one will be my top pick!

Starting off with. . .

KACCHAKO:

I always liked the trope of bad boy loving a good girl and they were always pretty cute to me

This was mostly season 1 and 2 them though, since at this time I wasn't too fond with Midoriya and Ochako even though I started to grow with it.

I also ship them with Deku in the past

It's pretty low in the ships of Bakugou, but I'd be happy to see fanart or read a random comic of these two!

TODOBAKUDEKU:

Pretty basic for me

I love the idea of three polar opposite in a relationship

Again, kind of earlier seasons but can work with later ones too

This kind of blends with other ships as at this time I was very into TodoDeku

Very rare nowadays

BAKUDEKU:

Again, super basic ship for me

This is being piggy backed of the previous

Childhood besties turned rivals to lovers trope!

Even though I have my main ships with them especially in most of my AUs, I somehow go back to them lol

And finally~

KIRKIBAKU:

I LOVE THEM!!!!

I honestly would love if they're canon

Kirishima is the one who I think understands and can calm Bakugou down while I see Bakugou just allowing Kirishima to help him

I just personally love them okay???

In my Next Gen AU they have twins so yea!

[cdc1345711]

TMNT IDW Next Generation Fanstory 3: Overdue Vengeance

(After their first Victory over defeating Null, the Next Gen Splinter Clan took some time to relax, or so it seemed)

Wendy O:Not happening Bruce"

Bruce:Oh come on why not?"

Wendy O:Drop it"

Artemisia: What's going on?"

Jinx:Bruce thought since we took down Null we should handle Hobs .... Or Bebop and Rocksteady....."

Artemisia:Really? Why? Do Bebop and Rocksteady betray the Foot?"

Doro: It's because they almost killed my Father......"

Artemisia:Oh...... Oh!!!"

Wendy O: Bebop and Rocksteady are part of the Foot,we take them out we got the Foot targeting our backs and we already got one from Null"

Bruce:But we proved we kick ass"

Jinx:But our Dad's couldn't beat them and they had the extra help of the Mutanimals and Grandpa Splinter"

Wendy O: Exactly which is why we can't fight them......"

Bruce:...... What about Hobs?"

Wendy O:...... I'll think about it"

(After the argument Doro speaks with Bruce)

Doro:If you're wondering where to find those Enlarged Lummoxes they're usually seen outside of a bar no doubt picking up Floozies around the hours of 10-11 pm"

Bruce:Okay why......"

Doro: Because those Idiots tried to kill my Father and if anyone can make them suffer..... It's you"

(Just as Doro said Bruce saw the two walking out of the bar,it was just them and their pet Raptor N'shovi formerly Anchovy, Bruce follows them until they walked into the perfect place for an Ambush)

Rocksteady:Did you see the look on that mooks face when N'shovi growled at him?"

Bebop:Man that was the funniest crap I've ever seen, N'shovi...... N'shovi??"

(Their precious raptor was gone)

Rocksteady:Shov? Where are you boy....?"

"SCRREEEEEEEAAAAAAW"

(The sounds of the Raptors pain from inside the construction site)

Bebop: N'SHOVI!!!!!!"

Rocksteady:If anyone hurts our boy they're gonna be sorry"

(they make it to the middle floor to see N'shovi wrapped in chains and their weapons on the floor)

Rocksteady:I don't care if you're one of the Turtles or another Rival Ninja gang....."

Bebop:But you mess with one of us you're gonna get your Ass beat"

Bruce:My thoughts exactly"

(Before they could say anything a crane hit Bebop launching him to a lower part of the unfinished building)

Rocksteady:BEEPSTER"

(Just then Rocksteady is knocked out by a small cement mixer)

Bebop:What the Hell......"

(Bruce reveals himself to the Mutant Warthog)

Bruce:Hello piggy"

Bebop:What? You gotta be kidding me, it's just some snot nose punk? You must have a death wish if you think.....(Bruce punches him hard in the face)GAAAH THAT'S IT!!!!"

(He activates his chainsaw but due to his training he easily dodged his attacks and after a few quick slices to his hands and knee cap Bebop drops his chainsaw)

Bruce:(Holding the chainsaw)Well well well "

Bebop:What punk? Gonna slice me up to bacon bits?"

Bruce:Naw(slams the chainsaw down breaking it to pieces) I'm not a coward like you or your Buddy"

Bebop:Fine.... Been a long time since I used my fists(brought out brass knuckles)"

(in seconds the two mutants pummel each other as fast and hard as possible but while Bebop had height and strength Bruce was younger and stronger and eventually beats the hog down)

Bruce:One down.... One to go"

(Rocksteady wakes up Wondering what happened)

Rocksteady Damn what..... No(he sees the beaten up Bebop tied in chains along with N'shovi) BOOSTER WHO DID THIS????"

(Both N'shovi and Bebop get electrocuted sending out blood curdling screams)

Bruce:I did fat boy"

Rocksteady: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!(Flailing his sledgehammer everywhere but like with Bebop Bruce was dodging)QUIT SQUIRMING AND FIGHT LIKE A MUTANT!!!!!"

(The Sledgehammer almost lands on Bruce but the Salamander Mutant grabs it with his 2 hands and while Rocksteady is smiling maliciously it slowly fades after Bruce uses his strength to hit Rocksteady with his own Hammer)

Rocksteady:(Bleeding out his nose)GAAAH"

Bruce:This is for my uncle"

(He grabs Rocksteady's hammer and busts his leg and hits the side of the Rhino Mutants Face pinning him to the ground as Bruce continues to beat Rocksteady. As he readies his finishing move someone catches his hand, it was Wendy O accompanied by Doro, Artemisia and Jinx)

Wendy O:BRUCE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??"

Bruce: I'M AVENGING UNCLE DONNIE!!!!"

Wendy O:OUT OF ALL THE STUPIDEST THINGS YOU'VE DONE THIS ONE TOPS IT!!!!"

Artemisia:Um.... Guys...."

Wendy O:Do you have ANY idea what'll happen if Karai finds out about this?"

Jinx:Hey Wends, Brucie"

Bruce:I don't give a DAMN what that Wannabe Shredder will think"

Wendy O: You're putting our Family at risk"

Artemisia/Jinx:GUYS!!!!"

Wendy O/Bruce:WHAT!!!!???"

Doro:I think they already know"

(Surrounded by the Foot Ninjas led by Karai and her top Lieutenants Natsu, Bludgeon and Koya)

Karai: Explain why you've chosen to attack the Foot Clan"

Wendy O:We....."

Bruce:They had nothing to do with this,this was all me and JUST me(keeping it Secret that Doro helped him),and it wasn't against the Foot.... Just these 2 Turds"

Natsu:Damn you two getting your ass handed to you by one kid? That's Sad"

Koya:It is Pathetic but I can't help but laugh at their humiliation hahahaa"

Bludgeon:Be considerate Koya"

Karai:(Looking at the beaten Rocksteady and Bebop) You did all this to them? Why?"

Bruce:...... They almost killed my Uncle a long time ago"

Wendy O:We don't want a war with the Foot Clan, my Teammate acted on his own"

Karai:Hmmm.... I do understand the feeling of a subordinate going against orders(look at Koya as she turns her head) however your clan member took down two of my top enforcers....and their pet"

Bruce: Actually I just tied up the Raptor though I did electrocute him"

Wendy O:He will answer for this assault just.... Please keep our being secret"

Koya:You beat up our members and ask us a favor?..... I like your guts child(Wendy O looks away)"

Karai:Even so why should I keep your clan(sees their emblem) secret?"

Wendy O: Because having information no one knows especially your enemies gives you an advantage,plus you keep your word if it benefits you plus if just one of us can do that to 2 powerhouses like this lot you honestly want to risk losing more valued Members by taking down 5 of us?"

Karai:Hmm.... You know me very well child, Foot retrieve Bebop, Rocksteady and their Pet Dinosaur, we'll take our leave"

(they gather the beaten up Mutants)

Natsu:You really think it's wise to let them get away with this?"

Karai:For now yes,the fact just one of them took down the only Mutants the Hamato family couldn't intrigues me"

Koya:What say you Bludgeon?"

Bludgeon:Despite the boy's attack each one's soul is righteous and just.... especially their leader"

(After the whole debacle the group returns home)

Wendy O: You're Suspended from Missions"

Bruce:THE HELL???"

Wendy O:Your whole Vendetta nearly put our Family at risk, and I can't trust you to go anywhere on your own,from now on you leave you'll be accompanied by one of us"

Bruce: You're Joking?"

Wendy O:I ain't FUCKING joking"

(The two stare face to face as Bruce storms off to his room)

Doro:You shouldn't be too hard on him"

Wendy O:He went off on his own and revealed ourselves to the Foot and Karai will probably black mail Us,why are you even defending him"

Doro:Because my Father has prosthetic shell because of those Monsters and I don't care about the Foot I wanted those Idiots to suffer for it"

Wendy O:Doro .... Wait you didn't....."

(Doro storms off to her room as Wendy wanted more answers but it was late,the team had another Victory but it was a dark one)

(At the Foot Infirmary a Mutant Raptor is trying..... To speak)

N'shovi:N.....N... Name..... Anchovy...."

THE END!!!!

[cigaretteparfum]

Image IDs: Screenshot comments of Reddit users from a year ago.

random123me: Reminds me of MBLAQ. Music Boys live in Aboslute (sic) Quality. Nothing can beat MBLAQ at anything, cringe abbreviations included.

_Diphylleia_grayi: DICKPUNKS def takes the cake, but a couple honorable mentions are THORNAPPLE and Drug Restaurant

WrongdoesOptimal9207: TRAxX - Typhoon Rose Attack on Xmas The members stage names are: Typhoon Jay, Rose Minwoo, Attack Jungwoo, and X-Mas Jungmo

mango701: Teen Top- Teenage Emoboy Emotion Next Generation Talent Object Praise

cappuccinote: There was a bg called Touch who debuted with the song 난 (I/me) :') I loved the song but please you guys had to have known

GrillMaster3: Welldone Potato and their brother group Rare Potato are definitely up there

a_nauny_mouse: Reminds me of The KOXX (yes, they are/were a real band, and yes, they are/were absolutely awesome)

mangoisNINJA: Very Awesome Vampires (VAV) The fandom is Vampz They have fully abandoned the vampire storyline

[deleted]: Piggy Dolls. All three members were plus sized but they lost weight. Then they were replaced by three new (thin) members. It was a mess.

SoNyeoShiDude: H.O.T. Sounds fine as an acronym, but I'm still cringing a quarter century later at "High-five Of Teenagers".. Oh and with all due respect to gen 1.5, MILK is a terrible name.

MakkyMTC: Dongkiz. WHy would they call them basically donkeys????? 😂😭

end IDs.

randomly looked up what the worst kpop band names are and holy shit why are there so many godawful names 😭

[spiritamongdarkness]

Little Issei piggy back riding on Grandpa Orochimaru, waving to his mother Akari

Drawn by Pink--Reptile on DeviantART

[sscarletvenus]

baddest lookism nicknames in no particular order???

•big mama

•queen of two seconds

•white ghost (shiro oni)

•one-man circle

•god of war

•big daddy

•gangdong's mighty

•the man who protected The Heavens and The Sky

•big deal no.1

•the devil

•sword of jake

•weak prince

•king of heavens (its mistranslation BUT hear me out okay)

•dirty boxer

•hero of burn knuckles

•kid detective

•the only god dog

•jeju crimson stallion

•gangwon hippo

•king of ansan

•sun of ansan

•devil of osaka

•king gon

•next gen oni

BONUS :

•piggy

•tabasco

•the wimp

•aspiring nail artist

•intellectual

•gangseo idiot

•mediocre thug and goody two shoes

•three musketeers

•mira's mighty

•korean dad

•mr. butt

[imagine-that-haikyuu]

You Promised

Wow, I promised I’d post this a million years ago and never did, so I’m just going to post it now. Part of my Parent!AU/Haikyuu!! Next Gen or whatever we wanna call it. Kaori is probably my favorite of the kids because she’s so the opposite of her dad, but still very funny.

Also lol I love dealing with the inevitably of aging

- Admin Rachel Lauren

Ko-fi

~*~

“But Dad! You promised!”

You can hear your daughter whine from the other room. Currently, you’re waiting for her and Ushijima to finish cleaning up from dinner and join you in the living room to watch your favorite TV show together. The two enter the room almost immediately following her belly-aching, but not as you expected.

Ushijima Wakatoshi enters the living room giving his fourteen-year-old daughter--Kaori--a piggy-back ride. You blink in confusion at the sight. When she was much younger, she made her father her personal jungle gym. This led to many heartwarming moments between the two of them that you readily saved on your phone. Little did you expect him to be so compliant now that she’s a teenager, and a tall one at that. You know for a fact that she’s the one who jumped on his back (Ushijima would never provoke her like that); the pout on her lips make it seem like she did this in retaliation to something he may have said.

“Alright, Kaori, get down,” Ushijima says once they’re in front of you. She groans and jumps to the floor once he’s lowered safely enough for her to dismount.

“Did something happen?” you ask them. Ushijima takes his seat next to you on the couch while Kaori remains standing in the way of the TV.

Still pouting, she replies, “Dad promised last year that we’d go camping this time of year during my school break. Well, my break is coming up soon and now he says he won’t go!”

You turn to Ushijima. His expression remains flat. “I made no such promise.” Your daughter clicks her tongue in frustration. “Besides, it’s the same weekend as your mother’s and my fifteenth anniversary. I had plans to take her to an onsen then.”

“Really?” you ask brightly.

“Mom, please!” Kaori says. She clenches her fists. The desperation is apparent in her eyes as she turns to your husband. “Dad, when we were packing up last time, I asked you if you had a good time and you said you did. Then I asked you if we could do it again next year and you said you would. You’ve gotta remember!”

Her resolve even moves Ushijima enough to get him to blink in surprise. After they came home from camping that first time a year ago, you remember just how happy your daughter was. A part of you always wondered if it was her attempt to make up for lost time from her childhood, when he was still playing volleyball and didn’t get to spend a whole lot of time with her. Kaori was a Daddy’s Girl through-and-through. She worked hard as her school’s track star, just so she could tell him how well she did at all her meets. 

She’s your daughter and you want to see her happy. You want her to have the best relationship she can have with your husband, her father. Frankly, while you were flattered that Ushijima had arranged something special for this milestone anniversary, the two of you had been together much longer: you almost forgot it was your fifteenth. 

“Wakatoshi,” you say, “It’s okay. Take her camping that weekend. We can celebrate our anniversary another time or another way.”

“Are you positive?”

“Just look at her face.”

You motion your head towards Kaori, who has now relaxed from her on-guard stance. Her lip quivers and she lets out a sniffle. “Mom…”

Ushijima lets out a sigh. “It’s settled then.” She cheers and starts to throw her arms around the both of you but is stopped when her father continues. “On one condition: you will make our packing list and make sure we have all of the supplies we need.”

She blinks once and then stands in salute. “Roger that!” And with that she skips off to the garage.

“Wait, you’re not going to watch with us?” you call out.

“Not tonight! Gotta make sure we have everything! I’ll watch it tomorrow!” Just as you relax into your seat again and smile at her enthusiasm, you hear a loud crash from the direction she headed. Before you can act, she offers an “I’m okay!”

You settle back into your seat and let out a snort.

“I think she gets it from you,” you tease. Ushijima has had plenty of time to get used to your jokes. Even if it takes him a moment, he’ll react in some way, usually a laugh. Instead, he only offers you closed eyes and a roll of his neck as if he’s working out a crick. He did mention some neck pain earlier in the week. You scoot closer to him on the couch and work your fingers into the back of his neck. “Maybe the onsen would have been better.”

“It’s fine,” he says. He cranes his neck so you can get a different angle. “I always enjoy the time I get to spend with Kaori.”

Despite his pain, you catch a glimpse of the smile that spreads across his face. You can’t help but smile too when he does this.

“Alright then, just promise me you’ll get your neck looked at this week.”

“Yes, I will.”

“Maybe if we’re lucky, they’ll tell you to spend some time at an onsen after you come home from camping to help loosen up whatever’s there. Then we’d have to go. Doctor’s orders.”

The kneading stops as soon as your show begins. You plant a kiss on the base of his neck and snuggle up next to him, another thing he’s gotten used to over the years. 

He considers himself a very lucky man, to have a wife and a daughter who love him so.

[sunnyrosewritesstuff]

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[thewettestsock]

I now understand why you were all going on and on about Wooloo back when Sword and Shield came out.

I didn't understand it back then and didn't really care about Wooloo. It's just a cute sheep, who cares?

But when I saw Lechonk, I realized I was just waiting for the right farm animal. I fucking love pigs. I would both kill and die for this piggy.

Wooloo lovers are valid, but damn, this PIG

(Also Gamefreak, a new cow next gen, please?)