#pick the Radio Demon

[usedtobethelegendcreator]

Okay, Pinterest has irritated me, so here I go.

I keep seeing posts of people saying Alastor and Valentino are equally bad, and I’m here to say: yes, but actually no.

See, here’s the thing.

Valentino abuses his workers. He physically abuses Angel and acts like a pervert. He throws huge, violent tantrums when things don’t go his way—remember his hissy fit in “Radio Killed The Video Star”? Also…he licks up Charlie’s arm. Ew.

Valentino is a creep. So is Alastor. But Alastor is not the same kind of creep.

Here’s the thing with Alastor—we only see two of his underlings, Husk and Niffty. The other beings he summons seem to be his puppets. So, what did he force these two to do?

Husk is a bartender in a hotel now. Niffty didn’t even wait for orders, she just started cleaning everything.

Neither are being forced to have their bodies violated.

Hell, even in the pilot, people keep forgetting what Husk said. “You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze? Well, you can!”

From what Husk says in the first episode, the worst parts of his new job are listening to the others “bitch and moan”. And, well, it’s working at a hotel with, at most, six other people in it. It’s not the end of the world.

And, if everyone stopped looking for ways to make the show even more traumatic…you’d see that, at least on-screen, the most Alastor did to Husk was threaten him.

That whole scene was strange in its own way. Husk warns Alastor that Mimzy means trouble. Alastor tells him to calm tf down, he’s got it handled. Husk brings up his absence. Alastor tells him, again, not to worry. Husk gets pissed off because Alastor rubbed his head like you would a cat, and says he isn’t a pet. Alastor says “But you are, haha!” Then Husk brings up the leash Alastor is on.

If Husk has been working for Alastor as long as people think he has, then he should probably know that disrespect is a big no-no. Like, he could have chosen to not bring that specific thing up. Alastor wasn’t pissed until Husk said that. And even then…what did he do, really?

Sure, he had that villain speech. He threatened to tear Husk’s soul apart if he ever said that again. He brought out Husk’s chain and pulled him to the floor. He went mid-demon for a split second. He pointed his microphone at Husk.

But, other than the chain, Husk wasn’t physically hurt.

Angel’s breakdown took a whole episode and two musical numbers. Husk was perfectly fine and eating popcorn in, at most, ten minutes.

Because, as Alastor said in the pilot, “If I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already.” Husk knows it’s an empty threat because he isn’t currently dead. His soul isn’t currently being torn apart. Yeah, he was shaking on the floor—but who wouldn’t when faced with that, no matter how safe you may or may not be?

So, yes. Alastor and Valentino are both horrible people. They’re both creeps. But, taking what we see on-screen…Alastor is a better Overlord, at least. Come on. Do you think Valentino would let his underlings put a crown of twigs and dead roaches on him?

And, as you all know, Alastor does have morals. No one knows what they are, but they’re there.

Side note: I feel like everyone’s forgetting what usually happens in a serial killer’s process. Yeah, Alastor did kill people, but he didn’t rape them before or after. So, he’s at least got the ‘not as much of a horrible person as you could have been’ award. And as for Hell…people are killing each other in Hell all the time. Duh. It’s Hell. Alastor is remarkable because he killed Overlords, not because he killed.

[onesidedradiostatic]

best part about alastor and rosie's relationship is how rosie enables him

I think their evil aspect should be talked about more. she's like "oh you have nefarious intentions? #SLAY gurl"

[twosoulss77]

I love the way Alastor reduces Lucifer into a blushing mess, even when he is not even trying🍎😆🦌

inspired by the amazing fic by @morningstarwrites

[blaackbiird]

kekekekekekeke >:]

I think that Lucifer could make himself bigger if he really wanted to

[cupidsncheerios]

i personally love the idea of a radiostatic genderbend because if all of hell's gender gets reversed, the breakup is hilarious because it just makes alastor look like a stereotypical pick me girl.

no, no, think about it. she's only friends with men, she's generally hostile with most of the women she meets, and she refuses to do her fucking hair properly

and then she makes one singular female friend. and they're inseparable for decades. and then the female friend is gay and they have a fight so vicious and radioactive that she swears off women and the concept of tv for the rest of her existence. female alastor would be torn to shreds on tiktok

[latecomerfangirl]

The aroace, aromantic and asexual flags color picked from Alastor’s glitches

The frames I used:

[allastoredeer]

Hello I got some bottom!Alastor fics l’d like to recommend to u!!!

“Written in Scripture by PitFTW” this is actually a series divided in 4 parts. The first two parts are about Charlie turning into a porcelain doll with no warning as a result of a destiny written in Scripture by heaven. To get her back hell goes to war against heaven and that’s when Lucy decides to make a pact with Al, to give him more strength so they can fight side by side. I love the Constantly Battlefield flirting between the two, meanwhile they slaughter angels left and right, and half of hell thinks they are fucking lol…but they didn’t…yet

The 3 part is a Bottom!Lucifer, and the 4 part is Bottomo!Alastor which is my favourite. I don’t want to ruin all the fun so I am just gonna say that there is bluetooth vibrator involved in there eheh

“With a Coffee and a Caress by winterveritas” 4 times Lucifer touches Alastor and 1 time Alastor touches him back. This fic is so cute, and one of my fav scene was when Al’s shadow started filtring with Lucy by giving him flowers, and Al comes a moment too late, always offended by the sheer audacity of the thing lol

Nice bottom!Alastor at the end🫠

“A Terrible Beauty by ReminiscentBells” this series is not finished yet, and it has 3 part for now. The story starts when Al meets the devil in a radio camp, during the war and he hasn’t forgot him since. I love how it explore Alastor new born feelings towards Lucy and how sometimes he doesn’t feel to be enough for him, but Lucy is always there, patient and caring. A lot of bottom!Alastor and domestic fluff. Absolutely recommend this one🫶

OH HOO HOO! Twosouls, you really came in to feed me, huh? I am NOT complaining, these look delicious.

That Charlie porcelain doll one, especially 👀 the whole premise sounds so, so intriguing. I can handle a little top!Alastor (so long as it's done a certain way). I'm so excited to get into all of these! I've added them to my lists!

Thank you, thank you 🙏

[selineram3421]

I'm thinking of writing a Vampire Alastor X Reader.

I will not take no for an answer lol.

[earl-of-grey]

Fun thought: If Alastor were to die (and based on visual storytelling alone) I’m guessing he’d be eaten by a larger, more powerful entity

Just a random hunch.

[taergalive]

Random Things That Existed While Alastor Was Still Alive

Electric Irons

Electric Washing Machines

Electric Dishwashers

Electric Refridgerators

Vacuum Cleaners

Automobiles

Sewing Machines

Pop-up Toasters

Band-Aids (like the legit brand)

Bulldozers

Television (It existed but was not widely utilized. Hard to come by but it existed!)

Traffic Lights

Escalators

Lie Detectors

Teddy Bears

Neon Lights

Crayons

Windshield Wipers

Cornflakes

Helicopter

Instant Coffee

Binder Clips

Electric Blankets

Jungle Gyms

Hair Dryers (though they were awful)

Water Skiing

Reuben Sandwich

Drive-Thru Restaurants

Garbage Disposal

Lifesaver Candy

Crossword Puzzles

Ecstasy

Bras

Batteries

Disposable Razors

Gas Masks

X-Rays

Marshmallow Fluff

Dimmer Lights

Hamburgers

Kool-Aid

Corn Dogs

Ice Cube Trays

Reclining Armchairs

Clip-on Ties

Tampons

Eyelash Curlers

Sunglasses

Cheesesteaks

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Electric Guitars

Toilet Brushes

Lincoln Logs

Super Markets

Grocery Bags

Blender

Modern Zipper

Fortune Cookies

Bug Zappers

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Twizzlers

Air Conditioning

Tommy Guns

Dum Dums

Butterfingers

7Up

Milkyways

Insulin

3D Movies

Frozen Food

Self Winding Watches

Spiral Notebooks

Loudspeakers

PEZ Candies

Steamboat Willy Cartoon

Instant Cameras (where the picture would develop instantly)

Wonderbread

Sliced Bread!

Heinz Ketchup

Aunt Jemima Pancake Flour

Rice Krispies'

Klondike Bars

Technicolor (Colored Movies)

Aerosol Cans

Paper Towels

Candy Apples

Bubble Gum

Electric Shavers

Car Radios

Yo-Yos

Scotch Tape

FM Radio (created the year Alastor died)

[rainbow-beanie]

My favorite screenshots from hazbin hotel episode 3, the weird but cute radio demon

FVGBTVTNTBTG I FORGOT HE WAS A CANNIBAL- I was wondering what he was eating until it zoomed out to reveal a whole ass fricking deer on the table, and he’s cutting into its stomach like a heathen. I really like how his room/pocket dimension looks! I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to resemble a bayou, which is a really nice way to show a small bit about his past, and how he was born and raised in louisiana.

Also if/when they have an episode dedicated to alastor’s past, and he or someone else talks about how he’s creole, I would fricking ascend. And I’d be lying if I said you wouldn’t hear from me, cause i would definitely be making at least several posts explaining each detail to the best of my ability.

Hehehe scary alastor, vaggie is not amused XD

Hehehe, I loved seeing him so annoyed. And yet he didn’t feel the need to murder the egg boys, which I think is strange, cause it’s not as if he couldn’t just because vaggie told him not to.

Seeing him legit startled/afraid by another overlord is a strange sight, but is also delightful to see!

Him and his cute faces really brings out the cuteness aggression in me, I especially love the last one. He’s a little shit and he knows it

[aokuro-san]

This moment 🙀👿

[creamecream]

"Melting under blue skies,

Belting out sunlight,

Shimmering love,

Well baby, I surrender to the strawberry ice cream,

Never, ever, end will this love,

Well, I didn't mean to do it, but there's no escaping your love,

These lines of lightning mean we're never alone, never alone, no, no,

Come on, come on, move a little closer,

Come on, come on, I wanna hear you whisper,

Come on, come on, settle down inside my love,

Come on, come on, jump a little higher!

Come on, come on, if you feel a little lighter,

Come on, come on, we were once upon a time in love,

We're accidentally in love,"

Magnolia May belongs to @abyssnighthawk

[mystic-orb88]

Awful (Is there any other type??) Pick-up Lines for Hazbin Characters I made up or Thought Of:

⚠Warning for spoilers.

Charlie: Inside you is a rainbow, but I wanna be too.

Vaggie: Are you a flame? ‘Cause hon, I’m attracted to you.

Vox: I’ll put my plug in your socket any day.

Alastor: Darling, by the time I’ve finished with you, you’ll be the one smiling.

Lucifer: You’re the apple of my eye.

Angel: I must be tripping, ‘cause babe, I’m falling for you.

[angel-dust-addict]

//I am alway happy to RP with people here on Angel's blog and I actually still have things to answer. However, I do run a few other blogs, and I'm trying to get them up and going as well. To that end, I have up plotting calls for two of those blogs. Those are:

PentagramCityRadio. This is a primarily canon based portrayal of Alastor, the Radio Demon, though he also has headcanon and fanon influences. Much of the headcanon that's gone into him is related to his canon human place and time. There is an emphasis on darker themes with Alastor, but I'm happy to do lighter threads as well.

TheLiarsHart. This is a blog for a sinner demon called Cypher. Cypher is an AU version of Danny Holt from London Spy. He can be skittish at times, befitting his demonic form as a deer, but he's much more personable than he first lets on. He's also a walking lie detector. Cypher is a very new demon and died relatively young, and that's reflected in his character portrayal. I'm happy to plot any genre of thread with him, though his canon history lends itself to darker themes.

If you'd be interested in plotting a thread with either of my dear deer boys, clicking on their URLs above will take you to their plotting call posts. You're also always welcome to send in memes or come talk to me about plot ideas on any of my blogs.

[shiningxfates]

“I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” for Alastor LOL

Cheesy Pick Up Lines [x] // @veelentino

If the demon had taken a sip of his drink, it would have been all over both of them. His eye only gave a little twitch before bringing the composure back over him. "Coming from you, I'm not quite sure that's a compliment." His smile turning more into a smirk. "I'm sure you say to any sinner only slightly interests you."