#pick me up mom im scared

[altair-ia]

The Sun

[mushr00m-teeth]

guys

i found the elaine sketches I did a few months ago and am now thinking of actually writing that fanfic that definitely isnt an entire rewrite of the whole show and i dont have the time to that right now guys... im looking at mideival fashion YALL HELP

[silkysousaphone]

Me desperately searching my likes to figure out why tumblr is showing me D4n and Ph1l posts in "based on your likes"

[kichiiii]

I dunno.

[tategaminu]

Manifest again you say?

MANIFEST AGAIN YOU SAY!?

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

I have a lot of mixed feelings about transandrophobia because yeah there’s definitely TERF/radfem stuff in there that concerns me, a lot. But like watching people call trans men “the weakest link” and also gleefully celebrate your oppression like this:

You do realize we’re not the men in power right? we’re not your systemic oppressors. Like, this isn’t a queer men versus queer women thing where one of them has A Privilege, I’m not able to move myself into a privilege class the same way. Like I have a lot of the same fears as cis women do plus more, and I’m not gonna like. Pretend it’s not real because you don’t understand how intersectionality works

[pistachi0art]

I’m not normal I’m not normal I’m not normal- 📂

[beepboopappreciation]

Sometimes I'm so far deep in the robot/ai tumblr community that I think "Yeah, yeah, Hal 9000. We've all seen him. He's mainstream at this point. Everyone knows about Hal!" And then I casually mentioned Hal while in conversation with a coworker of mine. Guys. He had no idea who I was talking about.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CONDESCE: da grand highblood woke up from his midnite bottle a faygo n wants 2 meet u

CONDESCE: just try 2 maintain eye contact n dont look lower than his neck. its pantsless tuesday in his office

DUALSCAR: thats insane. today is monday

CONDESCE: dats ur concern?

DUALSCAR: if im gonna be miserable i vwwant my misery to make sense

[bbluejoseph]

[andreisvechnikov]

“For the first time since 2016-2017, Sidney Crosby has scored 40 goals!!”

[spencersagnew]

y'all heard of straight chanse? well get ready for backwards hat spencer

[toomanythoughts2]

I have a confession to make.

I have never listened to "Takin' it Easy". I put the episode on mute the moment they sat the other three down, and I didn't turn the sound back on until Toki was threatening Murderface with the towels.

I don't even know what the tune is. I'm too chicken shit to listen to it because I know it's bad. Or maybe it's not, and I'm being a big wuss, but God Jesus in heaven, the second-hand embarrassment is so bad.

[triona-tribblescore]

Fuggler Mikey says hi

H-hi *holding him at arms length*

[channydraws]

I-

Wha?

[anqelfries]

just made coffee for the first time in my life. its 2:55 am. the coffee is lukewarm because i microwaved it and it's also watery because i don't know the proper ratio (YET.) it's turkish delight flavoured and i can't stand turkish delights but here we are. i'm drinking it through a a straw. also there is a cockroach here with me. i don't have any way of getting rid of it in any sense of the word and we have been vibing together for 15 minutes almost. he doesn't move a lot and i think i am attached to him now. oh wait. he just moved when i went to check on him. does he hate me