#piccolo YES!

[flannelepicurean]

OMG, Homie O'Stacies... Had another one of them wild-ass, dumbass dreams, and I'm gonna tell you about it. 😂

Our guys. Our dudes. Goku, Piccolo, Vegeta. And I think Krillin and Yamcha. They were in some kind of "we have to break into Lumpy Space but also survive there long enough to find the thing we came here for and break back out" scenario. Except it wasn't Lumpy Space, it was kinda like...the Jersey Shore and also one of those out of control parties at Jesse Pinkman's house. But the whole fucking city.

And the rules were the same; the stakes were high, because the longer they stayed in Doucheville, the higher the chance was that they'd turn into party animals and forget the mission and get trapped there and all sorts of terrible things.

And it was getting down to the wire. People were like... "recognizing" them, but not as themselves, just calling them by their personas that they would become if they stayed there. And they were like, slapping Solo cups out of each other's hands and getting all sweaty and frantic like, "NO, GUYS, COME ON, STAY FOCUSED!" "I CAN'T, THERE'S TOO MUCH GLITTER!" "NO! STAY FOCUSED, DAMMIT, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT! WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT HOOOOOME!!!"

And shit got dire, and they realized they weren't gonna be able to retrieve the thing and make it out without a man on the inside or something. And Piccolo was like, "...I gotta do it. I have to." And everyone was all like, "Piccolo...Piccolo, NOOOOOO!!!" And he went into a total fighting-the-werewolf-transformation thing in the storm of lamentation, and was like, "I have to! If we're gonna make it out of here...I...I gotta...I gotta become TallBoi! RRRAAAAAHHHHHH..."

Next thing you know, Pickle's blasting onto the scene in like...a skin-tight vinyl crop-top and some gold parachute pants and a sideways snapback covered in disco ball mirrors or some shit and the most obnoxious sunglasses you ever seen.

TallBoi.

TALLBOI.

And I... I do not care. I know everything worked out in the end, I know this in my heart. But I stan TallBoi. You KNOW he was like the kale & kush smoothie of Snoop Dogg and Ludacris, and Flavor Flav was his uncle. You KNOW he stepped on the scene like, "Let's fuck it up, sluggies," and EVERYBODY fuckin' SCREAMED. You know he was tending bar and cheatin' at flip-cup and doing all sorts of stupid shit with his stretchy arms. You know he started trends for antenna jewelry. He probably recorded and released an album THAT NIGHT, and it was dope AF, and Piccolo hates the fact that he still loves some of those tracks because they are 🔥🔥🔥. He still has tracks from "TallBoi: Pour it Down Ya Throat" on his workout mix.

Vegeta is not allowed to listen to any of it. For multiple reasons.

Anyway.

TallBoi

[hollowtones]

Getting maybe four hours cumulative of sleep in one night is a surefire way to make yourself feel like a hopeless ghoul, deep in the throes of despair about everything going on in your life. However the upside is the next time you get a good night's sleep you do in fact gain the unyielding confidence of a frat boy

[shannonsketches]

does it ever crack you up a little to think that piccolo was eight years old when he started training gohan

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[mewmewdoppio]

Can two old aliens find love?

[kaleidoscope-fly]

[nightshade-anura]

Convinced that, when the Apollo cabin find out that Nico's full name is Nicolo, they keep calling him Piccolo and it drives him round the absolute bend

[vintagefurry]

Short comic by Louis LeClerc, AKA Piccollo, '97

[hi-there-buddies]

I’m rewatching Dragon Ball Z like I tend to do every two days and it’s baffling how many instances of PTSD there are.

Like, people say that Dragon Ball is “simple” and that something that deep wouldn’t happen, and it makes me wonder if people have watched the show.

Just off the top of my head, I can name a few:

Gohan’s dream of Goku getting tortured by Raditz

Gohan’s dream of Piccolo sacrificing himself

Gohan’s dream of Frieza coming back

Goku’s dream of the Androids killing everyone

Trunks’ flashback of his mother and the Androids

Basically everything having to do with the Androids for Trunks

Gohan’s dream of Cell killing Chi Chi and Piccolo

Vegeta’s just overall PTSD of Frieza, mainly presented in the Frieza and Buu saga

Vegeta’s flashback of Beerus

Krillin’s whole scene in the forest in Super, where he faced all the villains who hurt/killed him

I’d say the one I find most disturbing is Gohan’s dream about Piccolo, which was in the movie The World’s Strongest. Seriously, If you haven’t watched the scene in subbed, it’s super fucked up. Basically Gohan’s just dreaming and singing about how much he loves Piccolo, with happy music and all, and as the music continues, the scene gets interrupted with a flashback to Piccolo dying. I think what fucks me up most about it is how out of nowhere it comes and the fact the upbeat music continues to play as we see Piccolo get murdered in front of Gohan’s eyes. Also they change the color inflection of the scene and idk why but it makes it ten times more disturbing. If there are any color theory experts I’d love to know whY.

Yknow what let me find the video.

OK HERES THE LAST PART:

[cornplateur-fritz]

This was funnier in my head

DO NOT TAG AS A SHIP‼️

[ID: fake tweet created with piccolo and gohan interacting; text:

Orange @piccolo352442: you morons are stressing me out /not gohan

(56 views, 3 bookmarks, 0 on other interactions)

Prof. Son Gohan @gohansonlikesbugs: HELP????????

Gohan: Piccolo-san who taught you how to use tone indicators??!?!

End of ID]

Original:

[ID: real tweet screenshot. text:

silly @squidcrocs: people r stressing me out /not benny

(58 views, 4 likes)

Buzz 💙 BRANCH CEO @trollsbuzz: HELP??????

Buzz: I GET MY OWN TONE INDICATOR????

End of ID]

[lil-pumpkin-ghost]

Psst, hey kid. Do ya want some Goku Puffs?

[sequoiainthebox]

you wouldn’t believe how i actually did studies so i can draw half naked buff men who just want to fight each other

anyways. happy late anniversary to fusion reborn

[noirandchocolate]

Piccolo area of my shelf for Piccolo Day!

I have had that trading card on the right for like 25 years lol.

[doodle-empress66]

Who's the most badass black characters in anime?

[dyavol]

"Pace yourself. The second you start getting hasty is the second you give control of the fight to your opponent."

[tuesdayinthedas]

First 3 are done baby.