#phree

[secondsofpleasure]

for free: pink boots, gently worn / 5.2024

[totally-srs-all-the-time]

Phandom phords but they gradually get more unhinged

Phan

Phanart

Phandometrics

Phouse

Phivorce

Phitchen

Phucking

Phass

Phan (van)

Phunnier

Phictionary

Phaby

Pheal

Phining table

Phencyclopaedia

Phehicle

[wildgorgeousthing]

the phacceptance

[phantasticphizza]

that part in the slumber party video where Dan was defending baby laser-pointing Phil got me thinking…

Imagine Dan getting a law degree as a side quest, Kim Kardashian style

[moochilatv]

Phree Direxion presents: Jungle Dash

The sound of the essence of progressive house it's here

House music for running through the jungle with friends

Listen in Spotify:

"Trying to make the emotive house music I love listening to so much. 100% self taught mixing and production". Phree Direxion

[magdeleinas]

why does it feel like thee most embarrassing thing in the fucking world to ask for a bathroom break on a three hour shift

[feverguts]

phree pheers phor phweet phrevenge

[unsexy-nun-costume]

do you think they have these on the phristmas phree

[lesbianphan]

my tiny Phristmas Phree, inspired by this post 🎄

[phortgage]

one thing that i find funny is that they collectively answer the fmk questions instead of answering individually. WE would fuck the ceo shooter WE'RE marrying the onceler WE'RE killing the girl in prague. buy 1 get 1 phree

[danandphilplay]

there’s something horrible about the word phristmas and i think it has a lot to do with the R

[dnprpf]

my phristmas phree, featuring some photocards, tit bracelets, a golden pig and two helpful elves

inspired by lesbianphan, details under the cut <3

[phantasticphizza]

so called phree thinkers etc

i'm only joining bc of pheer pressure. My phome is on tumblr

[amoontoyou]

phannies, the phouse is officially phempty for the next phree months

[phanchmetaphor]

i guess the phapple dont phall phar phrom the phree cause i been lookin at you pho long now i only phee phil...

[y01ky]

Phighting Incorrect Quote

Scythe: Are we phighting or phlirting?

Banhammer: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck.

Scythe: Your point?

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Skateboard: Look, I'm glad everyone's on the same page.

Skateboard: But it's the last page in a book titled "We're all gonna die."

Slingshot: That's not even clever.

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Subspace: What is wrong with you?

Medkit: Many, many things...

Medkit: And most of them are your phucking phault.

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Shuriken: I'm tired.

Vine Staff: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?

Shuriken: I'm not surprised, I just wanted to complain about it.

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Medkit: Someone will die...

Sword: Of phun!

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Hyperlaser: I am going to need you to swear-

Subspace: Phuck.

Hyperlaser:

Hyperlaser: Swear as in promise.

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Biograft: I don't hate you, I hate everyone.

Boombox: The pheeling is mutual.

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Vine Staff: How would you rate your pain?

Subspace: 0/10, would not recommend.

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Biograft: I am phree of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally.

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Slingshot: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY!? I WASN'T. NOBODY IS LAUGHING.

Slingshot: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU PULLED YOUR JOKE. YOU HAVE SINGLEHANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY. I'VE ALSO ASKED COMEDY SCHOLARS ON YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY.

Boombox: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years and I have never seen a joke this bad. We have looked into quantum physics to see every joke made, and yours was still the worst.

Slingshot: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE SINGLEHANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY. HERE'S A MEDAL. *pulls up a horrible MS paint-drawn star that says "You need help"*

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Medkit: Urrrgh, I've never been so sick in my life.

Subspace: Ouch, shit sucks, man.

Medkit: I feel like I'm dying... Whyyyy...

Subspace: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet in this lab.

Medkit: DID YOU PHUCKING POISON ME!?