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I'm still having withdrawals from twitter, like fuuuck is it a drug to use. Like I shouldn't go back since it's like a year from shutting down but and it shows I have a weak will but like mannn what If I want to check up on a creator I like and what they are doin or to hear some random guys joke on something stupid etc etc.
#just shows how terminally online i am#like if this is me on my 3rd most app what would happen if i didnt have youtube or something#phones people#the worst drug everyone takes (#especially children thats their favourite addiction#anyway to cope with withdrawals ive taken up heroine instead
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submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for
#Does this make any sense. gay people in my phone please understand me#my posts#puppy sub#<- funniest tag i could think to file this under
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every genius who thinks mandatory two-factor authentication is a good idea should be forced to do tech support for a public library that serves a lot of elderly poor people
#there is a lot of crossover between people who don't have reliable access to a cell phone#and people who need to check their email at a public library pc#WHO KNEW??
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A selection of emojis from a love letter written in 1916.
The final one appears to have been the author's favorite as he wrote: "I'm particularly proud of this one - It looks so natural. Bless its 'ittle 'eart-"
#history#1910s#wwi#emojis#people have always been people#I need to find a way to add these as emojis on my phone#emoticons#smiley faces
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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#henry emily#springtrap#fnaf 3#fnaf fanart#THIS COMIC is unserious#but to answer the question yes William is stupid BAHAH#I could imagine William wouldn’t be that shaken up by his employees getting injured#if anything he’d blame them for literally lack of skill#phone guy even explains that death or injury isn’t the company’s fault#so obviously William has just shrugged these things off for years#THEN this is why he’s stupid#he got in the springlock suit to scare ghost kids away#laughed in a wet suit and was shocked when it failed on him#THE TRUE skill issue seeing he of all people should of known better#common William L his hubris will always be the death of him
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pls reblog for sample size etc
follow for more occasional useless polls
#once again hoping i didnt miss an obvious one lol#kinda based on where I use it most ig#slash based on where people use their phones in boredom most often
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This is a subject that really interests me because I (28 years old) had computer classes in grade school where learning how to efficiently type was a big focus. As a result I have a very high WPM (words per minute) count and am an excellent touch typer.
However, I've heard that they started phasing out computer classes in a lot of schools because it's assumed that kids/teenagers already know how to use a computer in this day and age. But smartphones are more popular than computers now, and as result a lot of Gen Z/Gen Alpha kids are able to text very quickly but their typing skills aren't as good.
#I'm terrible at texting because I grew up with computers and didn't get a smartphone until I was like 15#plus I prefer to be on my laptop when I'm at home#if the message is too long I literally text people through my computer instead of using my phone#because it would take FOREVER for me to text it#poll#my polls#technology#typing#computers#tumblr polls#1k#5k#10k#most popular
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Zukka comic for a friend
#baked bean originals#I wish more people would recognize Sokka's meat shield tenancies#in the finale he shields toph's body with his own#zuko's hair was so fun to draw down#atla#avatar the last airbender#sokka#zuko#zukka#my phone is filled with screenshots of the fire nation palace now
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.
#it's literally one of my main pet peeves not even sorry actually!!!!! esp ppl loudly complaining while standing in line or#when the train's like 2 minutes late coz it has to stop and ppl start yelling#hell even if it stops for 2 hours. who cares who cares who cares unless you're late for like a weeding or smtg who cares !!!!#literally just relax slow down. look at your phone idk#this one should be it's own post but like when people complain about budapest public transport it makes me so mad....#bruhhh shit's on time 99% of the time and it's like. outstandingly good compared to any other city#hungarian infrastructure in general like are the trains the best NO but they get you pretty much anywhere for like 30 cents#calm down !!!!!!!!!!#barking#humans
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2/2 "gift"
#happy 2/2 people enjoy#[shuts off my phone and opens p3r]#albeit im posting this according to japanese time because im too excited to sit on it more...#this is actually based on a real story i bought a pomegranate two weeks ago and found out it was rotten when i tried to peel it i was so sa#shuake#ren amamiya#goro akechi#persona 5#persona#fanart#my art#comic
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#idk if this works bc my computer doesn't have blue/pink hearts yet but i copied it from my phone so like idk#pride#pride month#pride month 2023#lgbtq#progress pride#lgbtqia+#🏳️🌈#🏳️⚧️#love wins#but to the aro people#big slays#my posts
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My 5yo nephew made this. Its his first "sewing"
#READ TAGS READ TAGS PLEASE#its an alien space ship#he wanted to know what the people on my phone thought of it#embroidery
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re: that fucking staff post. obviously death to algorithms, but i also wanna interrogate the wider underlying assumptions of their logic there cuz. is 'success' having lots of followers & lots of popular posts??? why is that the end goal of using this website. i don't open tumblr to get attention from strangers, i open tumblr to read funny jokes and interesting commentary and to see cool art. encouraging clout-chasing will only increase user engagement if you successfully get people literally addicted to the associated dopamine hit. what if we didn't have to do that!!! what if a website could be a place you went to on purpose because you had fun there!!!!
#yelling at clouds#you cannot be tiktok. we already have tiktok.#there is a limited number of people on this earth with smart phones and the free time to rot their brains online#your goal cannot be Endless Growth you stupid fucking capitalists#like sure the site is confusing at first. because you have to learn how to use it.#be better at explaining it do not fundamentally change it there is no such thing as universally intuitive design
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