#phil hit man

[kaizsche]

same reaction tbh HIT MAN (2024)

[enderspawn]

Kristin slowly bi truthing her own husband compilation

[wizardyandcheesesammich]

Something about this just got to me

It's just so freaking sweet how Empanada just... came to visit? Like, she saw Phil was online and Phil was able to see her come out of her house, take a boat and just let herself in to tell him something ;v;

Idk I just love the little community growing around Phil, they all trust him so much and feel comfortable letting themselves into his space cause they know he's safe.

Even Mouse apologizing for ruining his view and him being like "nah, I'll just terraform it for u" LIKE ;;;A;;;

[dnpbeats]

☞ dan and phil appreciation week 6/7

favorite dan vs. phil: the final battle

[lildevilsadvocate]

Oilers @ Canucks | rd 2 gm 5 | 5-16-24

amount of oil absorbed : 75%

[danandphilese]

you're really winning, son, aren't ya

[olymphianblood]

btw guys still not over the fact the new overwatch hero is gonna be called phreak. im serious it's spelled like this

not gonna even make a joke about a phannie in blizzard bc i genuinely wish all phannies a better job than working for blizzard but. blizzard accidentally adds another minority in the game (us)

[sysig]

Hiya :) I've been getting into DSMP animatics, and I love seeing the different interpretations of the character designs even though I only have a vague sense of the lore so far. It's all got cool vibes!! Can I request a drawing of Ranboo or Wilbur, or maybe even both? I'm not sure if they actually ever interact in the story or not, but I'd say interpret the prompt however you want and have fun??

Day 19 - Stuck inside

[blossoms-phan]

why are dan and phil the most beautiful men alive, i'm not okay

no FR like genuinely I think I say it everyday but they’re actually so fucking pretty it’s unfair. like sure they’ve always been cute and have gone through several kind of subtle appearance shifts in the past few years which is just life and not that it really matters or writes off any part of the past but. they’ve genuinely never looked better they look SO beautiful rn and for the past few months I attribute a lot of that to genuine happiness and peace but also the phlonde was the best move for phil it’s what he was always meant for it suits his complexion SOO well. and dan’s hair is so fluffy and curly and I think they’re just taking care of themselves. and their fits on tour so far have been SO good like they have their own personal styles that we’re familiar with but my prayers have been answered with the baggier pants we all suffered the years of the skinny jean epidemic but they look SOOOO much better sorry this just turned into a ramble but yeah. they ARE beautiful and if I met them I don’t think I would be able to stop myself from telling them that after seeing people at past m&gs say it always makes them giggle and blush but I feel like we’re always saying it now and they knowwwww it

[royalarchivist]

Phil: *gasps* Our boy! Our boy! It’s Beedle! We missed you. I’m drippin - I am dripping with excitement for Beedle.

[lizzydizzyyo]

So fucking sad that David Archuleta put his life on pause for some stupid missionary period taking two years when his career was literally shooting up (eventually killing it until it sizzled out), not to mention doing a whole PR manouver when he was "caught" in a gay bar from a grainy cctv screenshot (which is not a bad thing btw) but he ended up becoming a public queer ex-mormon anyway. All that effort and bullshit. Man. Imagine if he went ahead with his career in 2012-2014 instead, he might even come out earlier because 2013 was literally the gay coming out year. Can you imagine. Can you imagine how spoiled we would have been as an archie if he did that instead. CAN YOU IMAGINE.

[jaakey]

purchased the dan and phil cats calendar bcus i am a teenage girl in her 20s

[philhoffman]

“Attractive.” “Not my type.” “What is your type, Günther?” “You are, Erna. You know that.”

[jonsaremembers]

HE CHANGED HIS INSTA PFP TO THIS IT'S HERE TO STAY

[gracefireheart]

Everytime q!Phil mentions something that makes him doubt what's happening is real / makes him wonder if he's [still] dreaming, a part of me just breaks o(-(

[spaghettiandart]

Hello! I’m a recent follower, and I really love your Old Man Phil AU. I was wondering, does Phil ever realize that he was a racist, genocidal zealot who was going to be responsible for a *lot* of deaths on the Day of Unity? If so, how does he feel when he remembers? You don’t have to answer this if your ask box is super full, or if you just don’t want to.

Hey! Sorry for taking a while to get back to this post, it's been a while since I've watched TOH and my interest in the au has died down. But I have thought about how a possible reveal like this would go, though since the au was mostly for laughs (and so I could relentlessly bully Belos) I didn't put much in depth thought into it.

I do love to ramble, though, so let me ramble a bit about how I'd like to portray "the reveal" in the au

Since this is a early season 1 au, a LOT of things are obviously diverging from canon, too many to really write down right now. Thered be different events entirely from canon, things that occurred as a catalyst of either Belos's actions or the actions or people associated with him would either not occur at all or occur differently, so the timeline is definitely going to look a lot different.

That said, I think having Phil realize/remember who he was/is should happen around... maybe mid-to-late season 2? I mean like. I don't know how exactly itd go. Maybe he falls down another set of stairs, wakes up, and goes "HOLY SHIT" like right after

I feel like itd be a huge tonal whiplash. Also itd be like... okay, so memories do shape a person, and the new memories "Phil" forms shapes him. So I imagine if/when the old memories comes back, there's a definite conflict of priorities/moral values going on there. I mean I imagine inherently Belos/Philip is an incredibly selfish person with a list of crimes several miles long, BUT he also believes that everything he's doing is the right thing (for whom, whether it be himself or humanity or whatever season 3 revealed, is up in the air) even when he takes enjoyment from the suffering of others during the process (literally just count any of the times hes hurt someone else in the show) like hes so full of himself it physically hurts, so obviously he'd probably try to rationalize everything to himself. Because I imagine having the willpower to keep on doing shit like that for CENTURIES takes a BUNCH of rationalization and leaps of logic, especially since hes a zealot who grew up within heavily religious and I imagine almost cultish surroundings.

I imagine denial. HEAVY denial. Imagine one day you're just some old dude with a mildly shitty attitude and then the next day you wake up and remember your entire past life where you were a racist, genocidal, puritanical tyrant that had extended his own life by unnatural means and also killed his own brother and did WHAT with his body and also is planning to Literally Murder Everyone. What do you even do in that situation?

I dont think hed be able to look anyone in the eye at all after learning that. A) because these are people past-him wanted to MURDER, and B) because a very decent part of him, after having regained those memories, still feels the ingrained hate and vitriol it once had towards witches.

Its strange to think of where hed go from that point, because you'd have to take into account both his older personality and his newer personality and the morals, memories, relationships, etc both past him and current him had, since they'd all affect what hed do.

But basically: a whole mix of emotions including guilt (at the whole murder and being a terrible human being thing like seriously awful), rage (at losing his memories in the first place), even more rage (at having "played house" with witches and demons), denial, denial, and more denial.