#phil critical

[thinking-emoji]

what do you mean amazingphil turned down a sponsorship for lesbian sex toys. what happened to allyship

[pseudophan]

dan and phil finally have the phookbook, which means it's time for everyone else to own it too. in the google drive folder there are four files - an epub and pdf for reading digitally, as well as a separate pdf optimised for print and the cover spread, in case anyone wants to print their own book.

this is the full phookbook as dan and phil received it, with the exception of the introduction as, while i thought it was rather well written, i did have a bit of a breakdown halfway through. and no one needs to read all that.

thank you so so much again to everyone who participated in this project, whether your recipe made it in or not. if i had more time believe me i would have made this twice the size in order to include everyone, but it is what it is. and once again a special shoutout to @leegallyeevil for the frankly insane cover art, you rock

absolutely terrified to publish this but... without further ado...

edit: there are a couple of errors in the epub version because of fonts that didn't embed correctly, but the pdf should be fine

[chaoticace22]

do you know that thing when you open up tumblr and feel deep confusion?

ps. it's just a meme pls don't come after me

[antiadvil]

Jesus had 12 followers DanAndPhilGAMES has 2.89 million 🙄

[lunar-years]

GUYS

[pheroyyay]

implying that dan and phil are on any level hardcore gamers is the funniest bit of the article. two of their recent videos have just been tiktok. three were twitter. they include hey null fish ding in every video. phil doesn't even do anything except look cute when they play actual video games.

[basicallyimgay]

i love that dnp edit the context for their jokes into their videos as if i have not watched every single video they have uploaded at least five times usually more

[reilora-borealis]

M9 fans like "I can't wait to see this moment animated!!" no. I will simply pass away the moment I see the concept art for Caleb. I don't even need to watch the show at that point, I can leave the fandom entirely and die in peace

[khawla-gfm2]

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[marksandrec]

Essek to Caleb: "look babe, floor gays™"

[alaaalkhateeb]

URGENT 🚨

After 7 months of brutal war, I was able to escape and save my children

But unfortunately, we are still unable to start a new life from scratch again because we do not have a home, no money, or even enough clothes, we lost all of this in war...

Things are very difficult. We do not have residency or work, and we cannot educate our children in schools

Honestly, we don't know what to do. Can someone help us suggest a foreign country that can receive us under these harsh conditions?

Please share the post and interact with it, maybe someone can help my family....

If you want to read my story here is it 👇🏻👇🏻

[instantcaramel]

🥰

[ahappydnp]

i do wonder why there are more phil cards than dan cards. i like to believe it’s because phil is just so beautiful and dan was gassing him up and being like “this one too. and this one! ooooh we need to include that one too. well we can’t leave out that one” because same

if dan is a phillie and phil is a phillie who's driving the bus???

[suntiger745]

Emperex J'mon Sa Ord, concept art.

[youwillfindilluminating]

[phlesbian]

synchronicity