#phil critical

[thinking-emoji]

what do you mean amazingphil turned down a sponsorship for lesbian sex toys. what happened to allyship

[chaoticace22]

do you know that thing when you open up tumblr and feel deep confusion?

ps. it's just a meme pls don't come after me

[antiadvil]

Jesus had 12 followers DanAndPhilGAMES has 2.89 million 🙄

[lunar-years]

GUYS

[pheroyyay]

implying that dan and phil are on any level hardcore gamers is the funniest bit of the article. two of their recent videos have just been tiktok. three were twitter. they include hey null fish ding in every video. phil doesn't even do anything except look cute when they play actual video games.

[basicallyimgay]

i love that dnp edit the context for their jokes into their videos as if i have not watched every single video they have uploaded at least five times usually more

[khawla-gfm2]

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[marksandrec]

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[alaaalkhateeb]

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[instantcaramel]

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[ahappydnp]

i do wonder why there are more phil cards than dan cards. i like to believe it’s because phil is just so beautiful and dan was gassing him up and being like “this one too. and this one! ooooh we need to include that one too. well we can’t leave out that one” because same

if dan is a phillie and phil is a phillie who's driving the bus???

[suntiger745]

Emperex J'mon Sa Ord, concept art.

[youwillfindilluminating]

[phlesbian]

synchronicity

[mareastrorum]

Phil Bourassa's (lead character designer) segment of the roundtable was so funny. As an artist, he:

Has a standing table gifted by his wife--and he's never used it.

Has horrible drawing posture, did not bother denying it.

Probably should have used common designs for everyone's hell disguises but he really wanted to draw everyone.

Listens to Youtube history podcasts while he draws.

Would not call out Taliesin that he has So Many Notes for the designs... until Taliesin mentions he had like 50-60 for the guns.

The struggle is real.

[cdroloisms]

always absolutely fucking hilarious when sbiers in their self-righteous need to assert themselves as better than everyone else in the same way they've done since 2020 even when they're apparently 'out of the fandom' and consider the whole thing cringe and dead (skill issue, methinks) go all um acktually no one cared abt any of the lore except for c!sbi. like well for one thing i don't know of a c!sbi personally speaking i'd like for you to point out to me where character sleepy boys inc ever like, existed, because it certainly wasn't in any dream smp i watched like is there even a single moment where the four of them interact together alone??? and secondly, it's always reeeeeeally obvious when they mean this as a diss on The Other Side Of The Fandom (read, dream team and co) when two-thirds of the dream team just did nawt have any interest in being part of the 'main characters' in the first place and would much rather do their own thing and roleplay in ways that wouldn't get picked apart for ages on twitter dot com, and the other member of the dream team played a character so integral to the lore that even c!inniters will often name him before they name their own goddamn guy because they cannot keep his name out of their mouths (see, the meme i saw like literally just yesterday that boiled down to me, after learning the dream smp lore: i need to kill c!dream). like bro yall are c!inniters you're not fooling anyone you think that the entire story revolves around this one teenager being abused and then completely ignore the months of abuse that was shown on screen for us before exile. "c!sbi" like cmon now guys the ao3 pages are like, right there, we all know who ends up being the villain for ur sbi fanfic that has its foundations in a dynamic that literally never existed in canon.

like "no one cared about anyone's lore except for wilbur and tommy--" well yes they were in fact some of the main fucking characters. imagine someone going up to you and going "well no one cared about the lore in the star wars original trilogy except for luke and leia" like damn really?? (now imagine this same person trying to convince you that darth vader's role was unimportant, actually.) like yeah the dream smp involved a lot of separate storylines and each of those storylines might've had their own "main cast" of characters but i'm also not blind bro, the story that started at the start of the fucking server and the start of the fucking lore was ABSOLUTELY the "wilbur-dream-tommy" triangle that is, in fact, the story that the l'manburg revolution was built on and the story that remains the throughline literally until tommy and dream have their confrontation with a nuke coming down over their heads, something that the characters themselves acknowledge with the repetition of the idea of tommy and tubbo against dream. LIKE ALKJSDFKJSADF yeah bro there were main characters in the tommy-dream-wilbur story an that's also the story that people tended to be invested in in the beginning, to the point where even other self-contained stories in the dream smp absolutely referenced and emulated it (cough cough, las nevadas). like, why are we acting like it's at all groundbreaking for people to be invested in THEEE fucking story the one that first started to exist because at the time basically no one else was part of The Roleplaying Trio and then slowly got padded out and developed as the server developed more and more into the lore server?

and it's the fact that none of these people, too, would deny that they care about ex. c!schlatt in manberg, right, or c!quackity in relation to c!wilbur's deal, etc etc whatever. like breaking news you gaf about The Story as a dream smp fan wow am i supposed to be like, surprised. do you want a medal. LIKE LKJASDJF