#this is a Joke

[waltangina]

Not Mulan-related but what do you mean Hua Ping is bakla? Bakla si Alice Guo Hua Ping?????

I'm Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

[kweenofrats11]

Passione the fruitiest name Diavolo could have given to his empire. What are you passionate for? 🤨 Other men? 🙄

[kelvinthegoatt]

Nelson vs 80% of art of him

[snogards]

If I see one more person try and ship Azula with a man, I'm gonna beat them with a stick

[fuyuthefoxwriter]

So… I’m not saying I made it happen, but the Duolingo owl was killed off pretty quickly after I posted this XD

Duolingo is the ancient of language, and makes their form look deceptively cute so it can indulge in its obsession to teach its domain to other humans

It’s just a random thought prompt, but DCxDP where Danny is talking to one of the other bats/heros

hero: phone goes off, them groaning “I downloaded this stupid app so I could learn (insert language) for a mission, but it won’t shut up with the reminders

Danny: glances up from where he was chilling out and talking “why not just delete it?”

Hero: “I’ve tried, but the stupid owl app won’t go away”

Danny and the bats freeze, turning to the hero in horror: “do the damn lesson”

Hero: blinking “why, it’s not like the stupid bird can actually do anything.”

Danny: hisses “dude, shut up! Duo is a powerful eldritch horror, he’ll kill you!”

John Constantine: walking in the room and spitting out his drink “why in the bloody hell are you even mentioning that blokes name?!”

Danny: points at hero “he downloaded their app and is refusing to do their daily lessons!”

John: stares in horror before nopeing out “you bastards are on your own!”

Danny: grabbing the bats and opening a portal to the cave “nope, we out, I’ve dealt with enough nightmare to know a fight I can’t win when I see one”

Hero: left standing alone, glancing at his phone as it vibrates again with a notification “well… shoot”

[freddos616]

doomed hetero? never thought i'd see the day!

[bigbrainsbonsai]

ur my favorite senior citizen <3

mf im 16-

[r0manc3-dawn]

Instead of totk, they should have given us the Glock of Destiny.

Since knights and firearms canonically existed at the same time im going to give link a gun

[keijisovkevich]

Quoting a comment under my fanfiction by a wonderful user @algonavtor :

"I think the scariest part was it being forced to do, meh, math..."

Of course, I'm a very "timely" artist, but here's a great joke about math and Pure Vessel

[marcysmaltedcrayon]

Mild s3 spoilers

magine that the person who’s actually closest to the wilderness isnt Lottie or Travis or Akilah but instead it’s Mari and her calling Shauna gaywad is a prophetic vision like Lottie seeing the river of blood in s1

[starbamnk]

Dear swagsquid,

my deepest apologies for being a devout swagdoons truther,

me personally I would have gone insane if I was squiddo.

Love wins!

Happy Valentine's Day 💞

From Rocco

[thewinejeancriesover]

Yesss I’m his type

speak ur truth king

[mikkeneko]

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

[jabberwockey]

arcane giving us two gay divorces in 3 episodes...one word i have to describe this season is homophobic