#phil altiere

[cyanbyte]

this is somewhat old but i gotta contribute to the glitch techs community……. phil my beloved btw. big deadpan bossman

[askglitchtechs]

AW YEA FIRST ASK IM IN BABY so mights as well do one related to the month to all tachs what brand of lgbtqa+ Are all of you? (Like is someone bi or pan?)

[bugboyart]

small doodles of phil my babygirl

[incorrect-glitch-techs-quotes]

Phil: Dammit, Miko!

Miko: What?! It wasn’t me!

Phil: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Five!

Five: Not me either.

Phil: Oh...Then who set the HQ on fire?

Mitch: *whistles*

[theboogiewoo]

HAPPY 3RD BIRTHDAY GLITCH TECHS!!!

[adamsmasher]

Can we talk about this ginger dilf from the Nickelodeon show "Glitch Techs"? White women on podcasts talk about how they wanna fuck the dog dad from Bluey but all my gay ass is thinking about is getting railed by Phil Altiere Glitch Techs

[featherchan]

"Hey guys! Guess what!" On-screen appeared a middle-aged man whose appearance and surroundings suggested that he was the type of person who lived in his parent's basement and rarely saw daylight. "I just fork $ 25,000, thanks to mom and dad, for a game..." Leaning in, he whispers. "Rumor to be stolen from Hinobi Japan branch several weeks ago..." It was clear that the man was not very bright too, as he admitted on camera to purchasing stolen goods to his viewers. "This game is rumored to never be released to the public because of what a dumpster fire it is. So, let's be the judge of that." Upon hitting the start button, a range of expressions crossed his face, including confusion, shock, horror, and fear. "What's happening?" His pale skin turned even more ghostly white, and something or someone towered over him. "MOMMY!"

The video paused abruptly, and a young woman commented. "If there's a quote that fits this scenario, it's 'play stupid games, win stupid prizes.'" Next to Phil Altiere, the manager of the Hinobi store in Bailey and director of the Bailey branch of Glitch Techs, stood a young woman. Her preppy-style outfit consisted of a violet shirt under a magenta and bubblegum pink coat. She completed the look with a powder pink and black plaid skirt. And despite her appearance, she is a famous gamer with the gamer tag 'Li-O-ness', also known as Kanako Ryuuzaki.

Next to her stands her work partner, whose style is the complete opposite of hers. She wears punk rock attire, including a black leather choker necklace, black fitted ripped jeans with chains, a black leather jacket, and a white ripped t-shirt. Despite her punk rock appearance, she is also a gamer more popularly recognized as 'onyXvenom', otherwise known as Noburu Makoto. "You must have heard the rumor about Hinobi Japan's branch being hacked. With permission from the higher-ups, of course." She pointed upwards. "It's true..." Where she was immediately greeted by inaudible gasps and whispers. Raising her right arm, armed with her gauntlet, she tapped on its screen and began to swipe at it. A screen of the world map began to show above them. "Currently, the hacker has already distributed and sold the glitch game worldwide, and one of these games is here..." "Now, concerning the glitch." Kanako raised her hand and surveyed the crowd. "Who here is a Star Trek fan?" She was quickly taken aback by the sudden surge of raised hands. This prompted a brief smile to pass between her and her fellow Trekkie fans. "Well, fellow Trekkies, think of the glitch as the Borg..." Again, they were greeted by numerous gasps. Pulling her left arm up armed her gauntlet. She began to swipe as well, showing numerous videos of several past Glitch Techs that fought it and ultimately failed. "Through the assimilation of various technologies, the glitch gains the ability to adapt. It can nullify almost any attack and return an attack with ten times the force of the original within minutes. This glitch is what earned them the name, the Borg glitch." With her arms crossed, Noburu faced the group. "In cooperation with Hinobi Osaka of Japan and Hinobi's Bailey branch of the US, we hope we can all cooperate in destroying this virus." Noburu continued despite receiving a confused look and whispers. "Yes, you heard me loud and clear. We will destroy this mother-" She paused when Kanako quickly nudged her, preventing her from cursing. "...virus." As the Lioness continued the explanation. "The headquarters fears that the virus can no longer be contained, as it has already gained too much information through its gaming spree. According to their statistical analysis, if this glitch is not eliminated, they fear that it will soon begin adapting to sentient beings, such as people or anything with brainwave function."

[ starter for @mitchftw ]

[doctor-anfelo]

Phil Altiere from Glitch Techs

[owlfacenightkit]

I-

I was looking for Glitch Techs reference stuff and I found an unused design for younger Phil!!

[queenangst]

aizawa fans i’m begging you to watch glitch techs

[mface-d]

Dude, this man needs to smile more.

There it is, that's the beatiful smile I'm talking about.

Kinda weird, I know. Phil's smile is not something we see often on the show.

But I believe the most sincere smiles are in the shyest ones.

[acolyteartist]

Phil’s the boss

[incorrect-glitch-techs-quotes]

Phil: While I’m gone, Five, you’re in charge.

Five: Yes!!!

Phil, whispering: Mitch, you’re secretly in charge.

Mitch: Obviously.

[unicornspwnall]

requested by dreamworksoverdisney

[jadisimus-moved]

This is the real OTP of Glitch Techs. Forget all of the debate between which tech ship is best and which ones are bad. This is all that matters.

[yoshimickster]

AND NOW-a Glitch Techs scene that would...REALISTICALLY happen!

Phil: OKAY I got a hot mission that...ONLY Mitch can do...because he's 18.

Miko: OH COME ON-why not the DREAM team huh?

Five: YEAH-we're unstoppable!

Mitch: Trust me...yooooooooooou do not want this.

Miko: Oh COME ON, what could be so bad about this gli-

Phil: Its a dating simulator...rated M.

Miko:...hyyyyyyyyyyyyUP I'm out!

Five: My dad childlocked my gear SPECIFICALLY for that before going to prison, most intricate firewall of ALL time.

Mitch: This is...LITERALLY the only time I don't want to hog XP. Gonna need a SHOWER after this.

Phil: And the company thanks you for your service.