#Bergy glitch techs

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[dragonairice]

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[its-rat-time-babey]

I kind of headcanon that Glitch Techs are usually paired into duos whenever they’re on patrol or hunting down a glitch for a variety of reasons (safety when fighting glitches, the ability to pair a new tech with someone more experienced, etc) and only usually group up into larger teams of three or four when something big happens like a powerful glitch or a large amount of glitches in a relatively small area.

And while thinking about that my mind drifted to the actual tech duos you have in the show.

Because you have…

Miko and Five: Regularly get out of messes (about half of which are accidentally made by them) by making a larger mess that cancels the first one out.

Bergy and Nix: I could make a full post about how i headcanon and write these two. Also I kind of did but I mean another one that’s more in detail and mostly just my headcanons about Nix and Bergy.

Mitch on his own: Either throwing himself at the toughest glitch in the area because his name is Mitch “Nah, I’d win” Williams, or stealing kills from everyone else. There is no in between. (He’s counted as a duo on his own because A: He’s about as powerful enough to count as one on his own and B: We haven’t been able to assign a teammate to him because he prefers working alone, there’s an odd number of techs and also because no one else can stand him.)

Zahra and Haneesh: The closest thing the Bailley store has to a functional duo, and they’re both support classes.

[incorrect-glitch-techs-quotes]

Zahra: Time for plan G.

Five: Don’t you mean plan B?

Zahra: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Haneesh: What about plan D?

Zahra: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Bergy: What about plan E?

Zahra: I’m hoping not to use it. Miko dies in plan E.

Mitch: I like plan E.

[bingewatchintilldawn]

I love how the glitch techs are just one big family

Also I used this to make some incorrect quotes

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[helpfandom]

Hello!! Can u do a glitch techs request? A team up with Miko and Five (:0) With like a slightly younger kid who works with Hinobi?

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Would they team-up? Yes, absolutely, they're already the dream team in the Glitch Techs universe, and Miko is definitely observant enough to notice Five trying to hide hiding his obsession of someone. She knows the little things about Five, and would probably only get obsessive after she tries to find out why Five insists on teaming up with you, if not for the obvious reason of not letting Mitch get his grubby fingers on your innocent mind.

Sure she's had little siblings before, but they're not like you, so eager to learn more and do better, so easy to trick and get you to do what they want, well, What Miko wants isn't necessarily the best for you... but Five is there to stop her from telling you to ask Mitch where he gets his hair dye and various other hair products.

Five and Miko are both attached in the sibling way, Five wanting to give you a good sibling to look up to, and Miko wanting to have a sibling she wanted. They obviously team-up and keep Mitch away from you, but also insist on showing you off to friends like Zahra and Bergy. Miko would definitely let you do things you shouldn't and take the blame for it, and Five would give you free food whenever you come by the truck.

All in all, they are super compatible and would team-up!

[theboogiewoo]

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[askthetechs]

Hello!

Hello User! Welcome to the unofficial Hinobi ask blog! I’m Helper Diego, and i’m the main admin of this blog! Helper Alé is our other admin!

You can send in asks to any of the Hinobi Tech Support team, including Phil and BITT!

Just in case you haven’t watched Glitch Techs and are just here to ask because why not, here’s a list of Hinobi’s Glitch Techs!

Five (aka Hector Nieves/HI_5)

Miko (Miko Kubota/ME.K.O)

Mitch (Mitch Williams)

Haneesh (dunno his last name)

Zahra (Zahra Rashid)

Bergy (last name??)

Nix (^)

The two big rules:

No NSFW asks. Such asks will be rerouted to BITTs trashbin (Meaning they will not be answered.)

No homo/trans/[____]phobic asks. Again, such asks will be rerouted to BITTs trashbin.

Thank you for reading!

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[its-rat-time-babey]

Headcanons about Bergy and Nix (Mostly Nix because he has the least amount of canon details):

In terms of the friend group that is the techs, Nix is pretty close to the edge of the group. Everyone knows him, but no one knows much about him (only two of the techs know that Nix is actually the last name of Adam Michael Nix (canonically his full name)) and he kind of has that “Friend of a Friend” type of vibe. There’s a degree of separation between him and the rest. His two proper connections into the rest of the group are through Mitch and Bergy.

Anyways I put way too much thought into why he’s canonically frequently paired up with Bergy so here’s more headcanons mixed with way too much analyzing.

I headcanon that Bergy was the newest glitch tech in Bailley before Five and Miko came along, while Nix is one of the older techs, having joined around the same time as Mitch, but is still way lower level than him partly due to him having a second job at Joystick Jr’s (which also contributes to that “degree of separation” between him and the other techs and also explains why he rarely shows up in the show. He’s working multiple jobs and literally can’t be around the others as much).

But also, it’s canon from the Glitch Techs Tech Manual (a kind of official-but-unreleased show bible that shows details about the show) that Bergy is kind of an odd one out in terms of his skills and why he was recruited in the first place.

Mitch is a gaming prodigy who’s been winning tournaments since he was a kid and still seems to be participating in them even though he’s stopped streaming and Hannesh is canonically a gaming prodigy who would regularly participate in tournaments until getting extremely burnt out and leaving that whole thing behind, with Hinobi seeking him out not long after. Five and Miko were recruited due to a mix of them winning the Hinobi Smash tournament, having the skills to defeat an arcade full of glitches with no prior training and Miko’s immunity to resets. Nix was apparently sought out for “completion of achievements” and just going by the standards of everyone else, those achievements were probably pretty impressive or extremely hard to get. What Zahra did to get brought in by Hinobi isn’t stated but again, just going by the reasons that Hinobi hired everyone else there’s no way she didn’t have some extremely high level of skill before being hired.

Bergy was canonically hired due to “overly-positive conduct in community forums”. So everyone else was brought in because they were some of the best gamers in town and were extremely good at what they do, while Bergy got in because he was just really friendly and a good person. Not exactly what Hinobi seems to normally search for in a tech.

So just because of that, I kind of wonder if Bergy was even originally going to BE a tech. Maybe he was brought in for something else, probably something more social and lining up with why he was hired in the first place, but somehow Bergy got himself into the glitch techs anyways. Maybe he found that he enjoyed being a tech more than his original purpose and Phil was more than happy to have another tech on patrol. Who knows.

Anyways, put yourself in Phil’s shoes here. You have a young, inexperienced, tech who doesn’t seem to have the traditional gaming skills or qualifications or to be perfectly honest, physical ability that techs usually have and/or are actively sought out for having, who might not have even been originally intended to be a tech. What do you do with him?

You pair him up with someone more experienced both so the inexperienced tech can learn the ropes out in the field and so the more experienced tech can act like a bodyguard if they end up going against something above their weight class.

So that just leaves who you stick Bergy with.

BITT should be the first choice because his name is literally an acronym for Binary Intelligence TECH TRAINER, but his job of running the entire store and serving as “guy-in-the-chair” support to techs is way too valuable, so sadly BITT cannot do what he was created to do.

Zahra and Haneesh aren’t the best options because (at least according to my own headcanons) they’ve joined about a year ago at this point in pre-canon time and aren’t as experienced as they are in the show yet, so there’s better options to consider first.

Mitch is immediately off the table for a variety of reasons including the fact that

There’s no way in hell that Mitch would take kindly to having to regularly work with another tech, let alone a tech that’s way lower level than him that he would have to train and teach things to.

It’s been shown in canon that Bergy just kind of.. takes orders from whoever’s in charge without questioning them, so combine that with the last point and Mitch would probably just tell Bergy to wait in the van or at HQ, or really anything that gets him out of the way. Point is Bergy isn’t going to get any experience of any kind from this arrangement.

Mitch’s idea of a Slow Day is one that only has him fight ONE extremely dangerous boss glitch, and when he’s not stealing glitches from other techs (which keeping another tech near him at all times might slow or actually stop), he’s hunting down and fighting the largest thing he can find on his radar. You don’t want a level one tech even remotely near any of that.

So just going by process of elimination here, that leaves Nix and Simi (who hasn’t transferred to Dabney yet).

Now Nix has a lot going for him in this scenario that works out.

He’s not Mitch.

He’s a older glitch tech with about as much knowledge as Mitch, at the cost of less actual experience and a lower level on account of that second job.

That lower level actually becomes an advantage because unlike Mitch, Nix’s lower level means that he’s more equipped to deal with and therefore fights lower level glitches. He CAN still go after something dangerous and drag Bergy with him, he’s only human, but the fact that his equipment is lower level is a pretty good deterrent and that’ll do for now.

Despite that lower level, Nix is still strong enough to bodyguard Bergy if stuff goes wrong.

Sure Nix isn’t around as much, but even compared to the other options like Simi or Zahra and Haneesh, Nix is just a better pick.

So that’s why the two originally got paired together, and they still frequently go on missions together even now that Bergy no longer needs someone training him simply because they’re friends at this point.

[incorrect-glitch-techs-quotes]

Miko: Hewwo.

Five: Hihiiiiii!

Bergy: Greetings, Humans.

Zahra: Three kinds of people.

Haneesh: I want pudding.

Miko: Four kinds of people.

Mitch: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Zahra: Five kinds of people.

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let the kids on glitch techs swear

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Wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My boy Bergy got Game, Son!

[goldendaydna]

Zahra getting off the bus with Five, Miko, Haneesh, and Bergy to hang out and maybe took care of some kids for a few days and developed a certain way of talking sometimes: Ok everyone say bye bus

Five, Miko, Haneesh, and Bergy without thinking: Bye bus!

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